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(Slate)   Apparently enough kids drink energy drinks in elementary schools to warrant a whole article about why they should be banned   (slate.com) divider line 9
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2012-02-28 02:45:22 AM  
3 votes:

You_Really_Like_Me: What? Ritalin isn't good enough for the little snowflakes?


You need something to wash it down with don't you?

Two Red Bulls
three cans of Mountain Dew
one Ritalin
and a pack of pixie sticks,
it's call a kindergartener speedball.
2012-02-28 07:48:53 AM  
2 votes:

caution: When did it become okay for elementary schoolchildren consume caffeine? What am I missing here?


The word "to".
2012-02-28 12:44:48 PM  
1 votes:

PlatypusPuke: Golly, why are we all sick and dying?

Hyuck, wah, ah ain't got no ide'er.

*glug* *glug* *glug*

*die*

wah, ah, jiss do'n unnerstan wah lil billy jiss dun keelt ovar thar like thay-at. Must be the shiat they be sprayin' in the ahr frum them ahrplanes.


The UN is putting crap in our water. That's why you see rainbows when water is sprayed.
2012-02-28 09:20:20 AM  
1 votes:
Golly, why are we all sick and dying?

Hyuck, wah, ah ain't got no ide'er.

*glug* *glug* *glug*

*die*

wah, ah, jiss do'n unnerstan wah lil billy jiss dun keelt ovar thar like thay-at. Must be the shiat they be sprayin' in the ahr frum them ahrplanes.
2012-02-28 07:18:20 AM  
1 votes:

whiterrabbit: dummed down


Niiiiiice.
2012-02-28 03:26:07 AM  
1 votes:

untaken_name: Why the fark do elementary school kids need energy drinks in the first place?


Came here to ask just this.

At that age, from 8:00 am to 8:00 pm, I was a ball of energy anyways.

Then me and my buds found this.

www.thepipeshop.co.uk

It was our gateway drug into high-school.
2012-02-28 02:48:56 AM  
1 votes:

davidphogan: They're going to ban kids from elementary schools? What?


I'm fine with banning elementary schools. It'll lower my taxes.
2012-02-28 02:30:14 AM  
1 votes:
Around the time when Red Bull was first unleashed on the masses, I had a classmate whose claim to fame was that he drank six of the damn things every day. Until the sheer amount of fark-knows-what in his system gave him a heart attack, anyway.

/CSB.
//Afterwards, he finally stopped drinking that crap.
2012-02-28 02:24:38 AM  
1 votes:
When did it become okay for elementary schoolchildren consume caffeine? What am I missing here?
 
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