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		Remember the chicks kissing when the one Navy sailor got off of her ship? The guys just evened up the score with a Marine and his boyfriend (dailykos.com)		246
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lohphat		2012-02-27 11:26:40 PM

Lando Lincoln: Yes, this worries them a great deal. Because they know payback is a biatch. And they are due so very, very much payback.

Gheys on TV, gheys on the bus, gheys having kids (multiple options), gheys in church, gheys next door, gheys in the foxholes, gheys at the gym, gheys at the lodge.

You know, like they've always been, except now they're recruiting for their citrus jubilees in the open. Sucking them into it as it were...

sno man		2012-02-27 11:40:12 PM

Lando Lincoln: sno man: Lando Lincoln: sno man: Krymson Tyde: There are a lot of thoughtful comments from the freepers (new window)

wow, just wow.

You (collective, American) have a long way and at least three generations to go to get past those 'patriots'.

Don't worry. On November 7th, after Obama wins either legitimately or by stealing the election, Obama will be enacting the Real American concentration camps. All Freepers will be rounded up and executed. The very day after he wins. Right after he outlaws all non-Muslim religions.

Don't get me wrong, I get the whole free speech thing, knock yourself out, but the full on pride of ignorance, the going out of your way to not learn something new, the falling all over each other to say something even stupider than the last guy....
How can you actually go through life that willfully resistant to picking up new things?

People in times of societal change freak right the fark out. Right now, the conservatives are coming to grips with the fact that in as little as 12 years, they will be the minority racial group in the United States.

Yes, this worries them a great deal. Because they know payback is a biatch. And they are due so very, very much payback.

I'm not sure it's as clean and simple as cutting down partisan lines, that word 'socialism' is basically toxic to everyone to the right of it... (we all are btw) The word 'homosexual' is increasingly less toxic, so there is some hope, but... typically, the younger the more open minded to 'new ideas', but even that is falling away as being stupid becomes an increasingly valid choice.

Krymson Tyde		2012-02-27 11:51:04 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Krymson Tyde: what_now: oh wow..there is a whole set of soldiers returning home to their doggies.

/onions

They told us letting the gays get away with this shiat would lead to bestiality.

Just turtles.

So it's all good then?

bobbette		2012-02-27 11:51:20 PM

God dammit that's cute.

dstanley		2012-02-27 11:54:40 PM

Krymson Tyde: There are a lot of thoughtful comments from the freepers (new window)

The page wouldn't open and I think I'm glad of that.

bobbette		2012-02-27 11:54:54 PM

alkhemy: I'm looking forward to the day when the caption for photos like this read simply "two people in love"...

In most of Europe and Canada, that day's already here.

Krymson Tyde		2012-02-28 12:03:36 AM

dstanley: Krymson Tyde: There are a lot of thoughtful comments from the freepers (new window)

The page wouldn't open and I think I'm glad of that.

Yeah, probably a good thing

Lumpmoose		2012-02-28 12:36:39 AM

jaylectricity: That's cute and all, and good for them. But gay sex just disgusts me. I don't understand why anybody would want to stick there penis in there. I don't even do it to my girlfriends.

I don't care about the kissing, and handjobs, and blowjobs even. But when the dude starts asking me to stick it in his bum I get really freaked out.

In case you want to understand: both males and females have external erogenous zones around the butt and taint. Internal erogenous zones that can be accessed through anal sex include the prostate in men, internal portions of the clitoris in women and various other internal erogenous structures in both sexes that can be electrified during anal sex. Gay sex isn't really gay at all. It's just easier to be open-minded when you're already restricted to sodomy.

Krymson Tyde		2012-02-28 12:45:47 AM

Lumpmoose: Gay sex isn't really gay at all. It's just easier to be open-minded when you're already restricted to sodomy.

Reminded me of this lovely ditty from Family Guy Link (new window)

doyner		2012-02-28 12:49:52 AM

While this is certainly not my bag, I really just don't care. Non-issue.

jaylectricity		2012-02-28 12:52:29 AM

Lumpmoose: jaylectricity: That's cute and all, and good for them. But gay sex just disgusts me. I don't understand why anybody would want to stick there penis in there. I don't even do it to my girlfriends.

I don't care about the kissing, and handjobs, and blowjobs even. But when the dude starts asking me to stick it in his bum I get really freaked out.

In case you want to understand: both males and females have external erogenous zones around the butt and taint. Internal erogenous zones that can be accessed through anal sex include the prostate in men, internal portions of the clitoris in women and various other internal erogenous structures in both sexes that can be electrified during anal sex. Gay sex isn't really gay at all. It's just easier to be open-minded when you're already restricted to sodomy.

I appreciate how you took the high road to lecture me and didn't focus on the fact that I'm blowing dudes. Like somebody said upthread, soon we won't notice when people do gay stuff.

jaylectricity		2012-02-28 12:55:27 AM

Lumpmoose: In case you want to understand:

Butt seriously, the problem isn't where the erogenous zones are, or whatnot. Feces is just disgusting. I would not want it near my dick. Can you imagine smearing fecal matter on the gate to your urethra?

FirstNationalBastard		2012-02-28 01:02:10 AM

lohphat		2012-02-28 01:09:58 AM

Lumpmoose		2012-02-28 01:13:53 AM

jaylectricity: Lumpmoose: In case you want to understand:

Butt seriously, the problem isn't where the erogenous zones are, or whatnot. Feces is just disgusting. I would not want it near my dick. Can you imagine smearing fecal matter on the gate to your urethra?

Oh, I've got more advice if you want to continue. ;)

1) Bam
2) Wait 10-15 minutes.
3) BM and clean with wet paper towels.
4) Wait 30 minutes for anal mucus to recharge (yes, it's a thing)
5) Clean enough for more than your dick

Only step 3 is required if you have a very good fiber diet.

Bunnyhat		2012-02-28 01:20:54 AM

what_now: lohphat: what_now: Chameleon: I truly don't understand the mindset that can see a picture like that and not think "Aww."

well, I look at that and I think "FAAAAAAP!!!"

Do teh laydies want to fap over two guys having teh secks as much as guise do over two chicks?

/it hurt to type that

That's an interesting question. I am typically not a big fan of the gay porn. I'll throw some in the mix to spice it up every now and again, but it's not a go- to.

However, I know several women- both gay and straight- who find gay porn to be just the thing.

I think it depends on if you're the kinda girl that just wants to see hot people farking, or if you're the kind of girl who wants to imagine herself in the room.

I mean, two hot guys making out is hot, but it would be hotter if they were both making out with me, ya know? And actual gay porn doesn't really have a place for me to fit in.

My best friend loves writing Male slash fan fiction.
If you meet her, she seems like the most straight laced, goody two-shoes you've ever met, but reading some of her smut will make even the most perverted pervert go "well that went too far".

What I'm trying to say is, people are weird. Weird is normal. No use getting worked up about it.

lohphat		2012-02-28 01:30:54 AM

Lumpmoose:

1) Bam
2) Wait 10-15 minutes.
3) BM and clean with wet paper towels.
4) Wait 30 minutes for anal mucus to recharge (yes, it's a thing)
5) Clean enough for more than your dick

Only step 3 is required if you have a very good fiber diet.

O.o
^

/backs away slowly

Bunnyhat		2012-02-28 01:41:25 AM

lohphat: Lumpmoose:

1) Bam
2) Wait 10-15 minutes.
3) BM and clean with wet paper towels.
4) Wait 30 minutes for anal mucus to recharge (yes, it's a thing)
5) Clean enough for more than your dick

Only step 3 is required if you have a very good fiber diet.

O.o
^

/backs away slowly

Yes, you'll want to back into it slowly.
Good tip.

jaylectricity		2012-02-28 01:47:22 AM

shiat just got real.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-02-28 02:30:03 AM

Bunnyhat: lohphat: Lumpmoose:

1) Bam
2) Wait 10-15 minutes.
3) BM and clean with wet paper towels.
4) Wait 30 minutes for anal mucus to recharge (yes, it's a thing)
5) Clean enough for more than your dick

Only step 3 is required if you have a very good fiber diet.

O.o
^

/backs away slowly

Yes, you'll want to back into it slowly.
Good tip.

Only the tip?

Bathia_Mapes		2012-02-28 03:34:53 AM

Bathia_Mapes		2012-02-28 03:36:44 AM

erewhon		2012-02-28 04:22:46 AM

Chameleon: I truly don't understand the mindset that can see a picture like that and not think "Aww."

I thought something like that, just a different vowel.

slc11082		2012-02-28 04:29:40 AM

It's a little silly, almost looks fake. Was it really necessary to put on that "show"?
I would never act that way with anyone. Of course I'm really weird I don't even kiss my own mother.

Omahawg		2012-02-28 04:30:34 AM

santorum approves of this...surging from behind

Omahawg		2012-02-28 04:32:13 AM

slc11082: It's a little silly, almost looks fake. Was it really necessary to put on that "show"?
I would never act that way with anyone. Of course I'm really weird I don't even kiss my own mother.

its okay. everyone else has. nttawwt.

tell her sorry I never called back. i got busy. old friend came in from out of town. there was a flood...a terrible fire

Morrius		2012-02-28 04:33:37 AM

Lando Lincoln: sno man: Krymson Tyde: There are a lot of thoughtful comments from the freepers (new window)

wow, just wow.

You (collective, American) have a long way and at least three generations to go to get past those 'patriots'.

Don't worry. On November 7th, after Obama wins either legitimately or by stealing the election, Obama will be enacting the Real American concentration camps. All Freepers will be rounded up and executed. The very day after he wins. Right after he outlaws all non-Muslim religions.

www.8bitbrigade.com

Dialectic		2012-02-28 04:34:30 AM

It is beautiful.

/It's the 21st century already!

culebra		2012-02-28 04:34:57 AM

Beautiful.

KarmaSpork		2012-02-28 04:40:46 AM

Good on you, Marine. Thanks for defending freedoms I have but you don't. I'm trying to help change that.

/welcome home, son

Morrius		2012-02-28 04:41:14 AM

If you think that homosexual love = anal sex, try googling the word "pegging". Or even physical sex and affection.

While it's certainly possible to to feel pleasure and even orgasm from stimulation of the prostate--just ask your urologist--it's not the last word on sex between two men. Some couples prefer oral, intercrural (between the thighs) or mutual masturbation. Different strokes for different folks.

/not intended to be a pun
//really

stonelotus		2012-02-28 04:42:44 AM

that lei makes the whole thing look pretty Takei.

August11		2012-02-28 04:42:58 AM

"A ship without Marines is like a coat without buttons."

Never realized how gay that saying was.

Good on them. If that Marine's MOS was "people shooting at you," I hope they trot it out fully. Let freedom ring.

darkscout		2012-02-28 04:44:34 AM

Krymson Tyde: There are a lot of thoughtful comments from the freepers (new window)

Is it wrong to want to be able to crawl through the tiny tubes and pistol whip the living shiat out of someone?

slc11082		2012-02-28 04:51:58 AM

Morrius: If you think that homosexual love = anal sex, try googling the word "pegging". Or even physical sex and affection.

While it's certainly possible to to feel pleasure and even orgasm from stimulation of the prostate--just ask your urologist--it's not the last word on sex between two men. Some couples prefer oral, intercrural (between the thighs) or mutual masturbation. Different strokes for different folks.

/not intended to be a pun
//really

Yeah, I couldn't do oral either. Urine taste or putting anything like that near my mouth wouldn't do much for me. But since I've never had sex or really kissed anyone I wouldn't know.

The Voice of Doom		2012-02-28 04:59:05 AM

doglover
A unit (no pun) made entirely of couples would be a VERY effective force. There was a king who used to do that, and they did fight very well.

Sacred Band of Thebes

SoxSweepAgain		2012-02-28 04:59:16 AM

Yawn.

/About time it became legal to be open about it, but still... yawn.

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!		2012-02-28 05:05:04 AM

I knew a gay recon marine when I was in the military. Of all the people i met while serving he had the most confirmed kills. Everyone knew he was gay too. Even during DADT. Surgical with a m4

some_beer_drinker		2012-02-28 05:27:50 AM

who cares. good for them.

NobleHam		2012-02-28 05:36:06 AM

Morrius: If you think that homosexual love = anal sex, try googling the word "pegging". Or even physical sex and affection.

While it's certainly possible to to feel pleasure and even orgasm from stimulation of the prostate--just ask your urologist--it's not the last word on sex between two men. Some couples prefer oral, intercrural (between the thighs) or mutual masturbation. Different strokes for different folks.

/not intended to be a pun
//really

Don't forget frot!

slc11082: Yeah, I couldn't do oral either. Urine taste or putting anything like that near my mouth wouldn't do much for me. But since I've never had sex or really kissed anyone I wouldn't know.

They really don't taste much different from any other skin. Of course, it's best if the penis has been bathed recently.

fredbox		2012-02-28 05:36:11 AM

what_now:

I mean, two hot guys making out is hot, but it would be hotter if they were both making out with me, ya know? And actual gay porn doesn't really have a place for me to fit in.

I hear the Lucky Pierre is pretty awesome.

digistil		2012-02-28 05:37:10 AM

Relgious Right...

freenomnom.com

digistil		2012-02-28 05:44:00 AM

AirForceVet: I bet a lot of Republicans are gagging right now too, which is fine by me.

... imagining both of these men's kingmakers in their mouth.

fireclown		2012-02-28 05:50:38 AM

abb3w: Don't ask, don't tell.

Santorum said this would happen.

Ed Grubermann		2012-02-28 05:57:36 AM

Ed Grubermann		2012-02-28 06:00:50 AM

slc11082: Yeah, I couldn't do oral either. Urine taste or putting anything like that near my mouth wouldn't do much for me. But since I've never had sex or really kissed anyone I wouldn't know.

WTF? Are you twelve? And no, you wouldn't know, would you? Ever hear of taking a shower? Or maybe just washing the bits you want to play with?

Coming on a Bicycle		2012-02-28 06:06:51 AM

fireclown: abb3w: Don't ask, don't tell.

Santorum said this would happen.

Well, from the looks of this picture, Santorum *will* happen.

fireclown		2012-02-28 06:12:37 AM

Coming on a Bicycle: Well, from the looks of this picture, Santorum *will* happen.

I was joking about the pic with the dog, but the pic of the returning marine DOES speak of some upcoming santorum.

It is worth noting that the USMC didn't collapse because of this guy (and maybe his BF, who looks military as well), and the mass desertion didn't happen.