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(CBS News)   Not having to put clothes on is one perk of working at home. It's not a perk of working at a plastics warehouse   (cbsnews.com) divider line 25
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2012-02-27 09:02:42 PM
Well, Milton kept threatening that he was going to do something if he didn't get his red Swingline stapler back. I guess burning down Initech wasn't enough.
 
2012-02-27 09:33:11 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Well, Milton kept threatening that he was going to do something if he didn't get his red Swingline stapler back. I guess burning down Initech wasn't enough.


Pretty spot on there
 
2012-02-28 12:10:17 AM
in a plastics factory you can make force fields.

So I guess the man in question thought he was one of the Watchmen.
 
2012-02-28 02:25:12 AM
Dang..a ten year term and then an eight year term.. served consecutively? Am I crazy to think that the article leaves out something? Not really complaining, given the charges but it just seems out of sorts to me.
 
2012-02-28 06:19:26 AM
well to be fair his boss did say he wanted to see his ass in there at 9 am sharp
 
Skr
2012-02-28 06:21:36 AM
A "plastics warehouse" brings to mind vats of hot plastic waiting to be moulded... yeah I don't think I'd let my junk swing free in that environment. I even squeemish out pan frying bacon whilst naked.

Spot on Office Space call out. Damn that guy had the curse of looking creepy regardless of his kitty porn ways.
 
2012-02-28 06:38:21 AM

Oxygen_Thief: Dang..a ten year term and then an eight year term.. served consecutively? Am I crazy to think that the article leaves out something? Not really complaining, given the charges but it just seems out of sorts to me.


Yeah, somethings missing there. There are people who've molested kids who've gotten lesser sentences. Walking around with your ding dong out a few times and some kiddie porn on your computer doesn't get you 18 years., Otherwise the jails would be a hell of a lot more crowded
 
2012-02-28 06:39:48 AM
And seeing his neck in the mugshot, while his clothes may have been off, there was no exposure going on
 
2012-02-28 06:42:09 AM
Police questioned him and he said he was naked because he was hot.

Someone thinks awfully highly of himself.
 
2012-02-28 06:43:03 AM
eight years for indecent exposure? fark.
 
2012-02-28 07:20:34 AM
wonder if there is a country-wide pool for LEO's to see who can screw these guys the hardest. there are murderers that get less time than this fellow.

a percentage of the population is people with a taste for kiddies. they have existed just as long as every other sexual preference population. i believe they are born with this inclination, just like having blue eyes, being left handed or liking chocolate ice cream.

i think it would be better for society to address these peoples needs instead of just pretending they don't exist or ignoring them until trouble develops.

we hear about their picture stashes being uncovered. the rest of us have 5 million pervert websites to enjoy.

when kiddie pics exist the damage is already done. that said, wouldn't it make sense for LEO's to take some of these thousands of pics they are forever confiscating and put them into collections for paedophiles to purchase?

sounds gross, yes. but if the pics are $$$ that money can be used to help these children. and if LEO's become the ready steady source then those who profit by the suffering of exploiting children will lose their customers.

hey: this shiat exists and it needs to be addressed. we see how well pretending kiddie diddlers don't exist worked out for the Catholic Church.
 
2012-02-28 07:39:15 AM

KrispyKritter: wonder if there is a country-wide pool for LEO's to see who can screw these guys the hardest. there are murderers that get less time than this fellow.

a percentage of the population is people with a taste for kiddies. they have existed just as long as every other sexual preference population. i believe they are born with this inclination, just like having blue eyes, being left handed or liking chocolate ice cream.

i think it would be better for society to address these peoples needs instead of just pretending they don't exist or ignoring them until trouble develops.

we hear about their picture stashes being uncovered. the rest of us have 5 million pervert websites to enjoy.

when kiddie pics exist the damage is already done. that said, wouldn't it make sense for LEO's to take some of these thousands of pics they are forever confiscating and put them into collections for paedophiles to purchase?

sounds gross, yes. but if the pics are $$$ that money can be used to help these children. and if LEO's become the ready steady source then those who profit by the suffering of exploiting children will lose their customers.

hey: this shiat exists and it needs to be addressed. we see how well pretending kiddie diddlers don't exist worked out for the Catholic Church.


Yeah sure except that is the State sanctioning re-victimization of the children every time they sell it. And then going further the State would be just profiting off misery.

/Help yes...kiddie pr0n books how about no.
 
2012-02-28 07:48:00 AM
"...he said he was naked because he was hot. "

NO YOU ARE NOT.
 
2012-02-28 07:54:51 AM
Looks like he got his delivery of rapist glasses...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY

Too bad he forgot his pedophile beard...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU&feature=fvwp&NR=1
 
2012-02-28 07:55:21 AM
Maybe he just wanted to sell his tea kettle on ebay.

/If you don't know what it already is, then consider it NSFW.
//hot linky pops
 
2012-02-28 08:09:29 AM
Maybe he was just airing out his taint so he didn't get the swamp ass. Those plastic factories are hot.


/should've used Gold Bond
 
2012-02-28 08:11:58 AM
He was reportedly walking around unclothed at his place of employment. Police questioned him and he said he was naked because he was hot.

A $5 fan would have saved you 18 years in prison. Spectacular fail, naked kiddy-porn guy.
 
2012-02-28 08:14:06 AM

KrispyKritter: wonder if there is a country-wide pool for LEO's to see who can screw these guys the hardest. there are murderers that get less time than this fellow.

a percentage of the population is people with a taste for kiddies. they have existed just as long as every other sexual preference population. i believe they are born with this inclination, just like having blue eyes, being left handed or liking chocolate ice cream.

i think it would be better for society to address these peoples needs instead of just pretending they don't exist or ignoring them until trouble develops.

we hear about their picture stashes being uncovered. the rest of us have 5 million pervert websites to enjoy.

when kiddie pics exist the damage is already done. that said, wouldn't it make sense for LEO's to take some of these thousands of pics they are forever confiscating and put them into collections for paedophiles to purchase?

sounds gross, yes. but if the pics are $$$ that money can be used to help these children. and if LEO's become the ready steady source then those who profit by the suffering of exploiting children will lose their customers.

hey: this shiat exists and it needs to be addressed. we see how well pretending kiddie diddlers don't exist worked out for the Catholic Church.


So you are proposing selling books of kiddie porn of actual exploited children, but it's ok, they'll share in the profits of the sales. Is that right?

Keep dat pimp hand strong.
 
2012-02-28 08:14:44 AM

Shakespeare's Monkey: Maybe he just wanted to sell his tea kettle on ebay.

/If you don't know what it already is, then consider it NSFW.
//hot linky pops


*clicks link, looking through fingers expecting the worst*

Oh, it's just a kettle. I don't what's so wrong about a - GAHHHHHH!
 
2012-02-28 08:16:04 AM

Oxygen_Thief: KrispyKritter: wonder if there is a country-wide pool for LEO's to see who can screw these guys the hardest. there are murderers that get less time than this fellow.

a percentage of the population is people with a taste for kiddies. they have existed just as long as every other sexual preference population. i believe they are born with this inclination, just like having blue eyes, being left handed or liking chocolate ice cream.

i think it would be better for society to address these peoples needs instead of just pretending they don't exist or ignoring them until trouble develops.

we hear about their picture stashes being uncovered. the rest of us have 5 million pervert websites to enjoy.

when kiddie pics exist the damage is already done. that said, wouldn't it make sense for LEO's to take some of these thousands of pics they are forever confiscating and put them into collections for paedophiles to purchase?

sounds gross, yes. but if the pics are $$$ that money can be used to help these children. and if LEO's become the ready steady source then those who profit by the suffering of exploiting children will lose their customers.

hey: this shiat exists and it needs to be addressed. we see how well pretending kiddie diddlers don't exist worked out for the Catholic Church.

Yeah sure except that is the State sanctioning re-victimization of the children every time they sell it. And then going further the State would be just profiting off misery.

/Help yes...kiddie pr0n books how about no.


Has to be a troll... My stomach was turning just trying to read it.
 
2012-02-28 08:17:24 AM

KrispyKritter: hey: this shiat exists and it needs to be addressed.


Let's be generous and assume that 1% of the population are pedos.

www.ilikewallpaper.com

Problem solved!
 
2012-02-28 08:28:17 AM

miss diminutive: Shakespeare's Monkey: Maybe he just wanted to sell his tea kettle on ebay.

/If you don't know what it already is, then consider it NSFW.
//hot linky pops

*clicks link, looking through fingers expecting the worst*

Oh, it's just a kettle. I don't what's so wrong about a - GAHHHHHH!


Ha Ha Ha, nice!
 
2012-02-28 08:32:45 AM
Yeah, but getting caught not wearing clothes at work usually means you get to spend more time not wearing clothes at home.
 
2012-02-28 08:34:53 AM

miss diminutive: Shakespeare's Monkey: Maybe he just wanted to sell his tea kettle on ebay.

/If you don't know what it already is, then consider it NSFW.
//hot linky pops

*clicks link, looking through fingers expecting the worst*

Oh, it's just a kettle. I don't what's so wrong about a - GAHHHHHH!


It's a kettle. It's supposed to make things hot. It doesn't seem to work on women though.
 
2012-02-28 09:32:05 AM
According to CBSDFW, police first encountered Jackson on July 3, 2010. He was reportedly walking around unclothed at his place of employment. Police questioned him and he said he was naked because he was hot. Police then found marijuana in his car's glove compartment and child pornography on his work computer.

How did indecent exposure in the workplace create probable cause to search the car and the computer? His employer could have consented to the search and a K-9 could have alerted on the pot in the car. Still, there is not a logical progression of suspicion here.
 
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