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		And the winner of "worst selection of hookers" goes to Daytona Beach, FL (wesh.com)		88
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Cewley		2012-02-27 07:44:46 PM

thems are lookers by nascar standards.

thelordofcheese		2012-02-27 08:10:17 PM

An eye patch. Skullfark, anyone?

slayer199		2012-02-27 08:30:38 PM

Ok, I was skeptical when I saw the headline...normally there's at least one hittable lady in the bunch...until now. On the beer scale they're at alcohol poisoning. In other words, the only wood they'd get from me would be from rigor mortis.

ekdikeo4		2012-02-27 08:36:41 PM

"I'll keep an eye out for ya!"

Lionel Mandrake		2012-02-27 08:50:15 PM

"The power of Christ compels you!! The power of Christ compels you!!"

I'd rather be sodomized with a crucifix than touch one of those...er..."women."

dahmers love zombie		2012-02-27 08:53:01 PM

People who aren't from Central Florida often don't realize that Daytona Beach is just flat-out nasty. Beaches suck (and people get run the fark over all the time), bars are icky, hotels are expensive (and icky), and if you go one goddamn block off of A1A you're right in the middle of Methteeth, FL.

/if you're from Daytona and posting here, you know it's true. You're simply the one exception to the rule
//no, really, baby.

Cuchulane		2012-02-27 09:29:43 PM

Were they shooting an episode of the Walking Dead there or something??

cretinbob		2012-02-27 09:37:25 PM

dahmers love zombie: People who aren't from Central Florida often don't realize that Daytona Beach is just flat-out nasty.

This. About 20 years ago it wasn't as bad, but still seedy as hell.

//Seabreeze and Grandview

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-02-27 09:50:18 PM

YAAAARRRR!
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Who wants me booty?

BizarreMan		2012-02-27 09:52:30 PM

What's the difference between Solicitation to commit Prostitution and Solicitation to Commit a Lewd Act?

TravisBickle62		2012-02-27 09:52:34 PM

I'd pay to bone the one who looks like the Crypt Keeper

fusillade762		2012-02-27 09:52:56 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: YAAAARRRR!
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Who wants me booty?

You don't know what you're missing if you've never had an eyejob.

And what, do they let the hot ones go?

KarmicDisaster		2012-02-27 09:53:53 PM

I'll be the... Oh.

/yar!

Sock Ruh Tease		2012-02-27 09:54:10 PM

I CAN SEE FOREVER

Huntceet		2012-02-27 09:54:17 PM

Ewwwww ...... Seriously ...... Gross

Skr		2012-02-27 09:54:27 PM

Well that was a depressing set of slides

Saturn5		2012-02-27 09:55:03 PM

TravisBickle62: I'd pay to bone the one who looks like the Crypt Keeper

You'll need to narrow it down a bit more than that.

i_was_never_here		2012-02-27 09:57:33 PM

Damn. That sting must have taken place in downtown Methville.

/donotwant.jpg

TravisBickle62		2012-02-27 09:58:46 PM

Saturn5: TravisBickle62: I'd pay to bone the one who looks like the Crypt Keeper

You'll need to narrow it down a bit more than that.

The one who looks like the Crypt Keeper but has no open sores on her face and doesn't wear an eye patch?

That narrows it down to three ...

vudukungfu		2012-02-27 09:59:07 PM

1) Don't stick your dick in crazy
2) Don't stick your dick in OMGWTFBBQFUGLY!

Remarkable_Anus		2012-02-27 10:01:32 PM

Guys actually pay to stick their dicks in THOSE women.....

/Um...No. Just No.

KrispyKritter		2012-02-27 10:03:24 PM

the Daytona Beach PD throwing their wives in jail makes sense - every married man needs a night off once in a while. but throwing your dad in jail is just plain cold.

Loucifer		2012-02-27 10:04:03 PM

That is a poor selection. It looks as though someone has taken a bite out each one's face and then put them back.

CygnusDarius		2012-02-27 10:06:21 PM

The chose... Poorly.

simon_bar_sinister		2012-02-27 10:06:25 PM

How are you supposed to generate comments when your headline says it all?

CygnusDarius		2012-02-27 10:06:59 PM

CygnusDarius: They chose... Poorly.

FTFM.

skubydobdo		2012-02-27 10:08:59 PM

Yep, looks about right.

//Nova and Beville

titneyspears		2012-02-27 10:09:29 PM

the photos induce shrinkage of male parts

stevenvictx		2012-02-27 10:09:45 PM

I was wondering what ever happened to the guy in Dr hook, he became a hooker.

maudibjr		2012-02-27 10:10:55 PM

Maybe the last one could be cleaned up....maybe.

Melvin Lovecraft		2012-02-27 10:12:19 PM

Lived in Daytona for a while. It really is that bad.

iron_city_ap		2012-02-27 10:15:36 PM

If you need to pay to get any one of those, you have issues.

titneyspears		2012-02-27 10:16:31 PM

in daytona beach, hookers pay YOU

Hassan Ben Sobr		2012-02-27 10:17:29 PM

Wow- underlit with fluorescent lights- gotta try that.

Ringo48		2012-02-27 10:18:27 PM

Those are the "Johns", right?

Otherwise I call shenanigans. Nobody can be that desperate.

Vivianne		2012-02-27 10:18:38 PM

I'm pretty sure I saw Wormtongue in that gorup.

wambu		2012-02-27 10:25:18 PM

Just bad lighting . . .

/those harsh florescents . . .

slc11082		2012-02-27 10:28:12 PM

THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEY ARE METH HEADS>

Tsar_Bomba1		2012-02-27 10:30:33 PM

ekdikeo4: "I'll keep an eye out for ya!"

aand over in 4...

imfallen_angel		2012-02-27 10:31:21 PM

I don't get it, where are the beautiful ones, the ones that are down on their luck, that if a millionaire came along, would straighten them up so that they stop selling themselves and live together happy forever...

That's what the movies tell me....

Genta		2012-02-27 10:35:31 PM

cops only arrest the ugly ones and the pretty ones that refuse to give a free service.

MemeSlave		2012-02-27 10:37:03 PM

Helluva drug.

Stop the free clinics, stop the foodstamps, stop the social work, stop the welfare, and let them rot in the streets just like in the Middle Ages.

Surool		2012-02-27 10:37:11 PM

Cops are lazy. They only get the ones sad enough to stand on the street. They didn't pick up any of the escorts or Craig's list hookers.

alklloyd		2012-02-27 10:37:12 PM

Wow, pimpin' ain't easy.

Barricaded Gunman		2012-02-27 10:41:06 PM

BizarreMan: What's the difference between Solicitation to commit Prostitution and Solicitation to Commit a Lewd Act?

Have you never been in love?

LesserEvil		2012-02-27 10:42:21 PM

...and the women ranged in age from 18 to 23.

Pirate lady looks like she's got some facial hair.

untaken_name		2012-02-27 10:43:24 PM

alklloyd: Wow, pimpin' ain't easy.

But it's necessary.

jimmyjackfunk		2012-02-27 10:47:43 PM

which one was the man?

/i am being snarky but sadly there are a few that would make you do a double take

Curse of the Goth Kids		2012-02-27 10:55:11 PM

Anybody remember which Tom Waits song mentions a hooker with an eye patch?

1000 Ways to Dye		2012-02-27 10:57:57 PM

What the fark?

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