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(Warming Glow)   Kate Upton for Carl's Jr...mother of God   (warmingglow.uproxx.com) divider line 226
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2012-02-27 05:34:26 PM
Bookmark Jr.
 
2012-02-27 05:35:40 PM
oh my
 
2012-02-27 05:37:21 PM

bulldg4life: oh my


What you said.....
 
2012-02-27 05:37:27 PM
They win. Screw my cholesterol, weight, sodium, BP issues... I'm going there.
Are there any in Maine?
 
2012-02-27 05:37:49 PM
FTA: Now, I could make a pretty decent argument that a more effective strategy to market hamburgers would be a series of real life testimonials from big fat guys (because, you know, who knows food better than big fat guys?), but that would be a tremendous waste of my time seeing as all of you skipped straight to the video after seeing the picture and the words "Kate Upton," "stripping," and "underwear." In fact, since no one is reading this paragraph anyway, I feel like it might be a good opportunity to confess something: I'm still not all caught up on "Breaking Bad." I'm trying, I really am. It's just taking a little longer than I expected because the show is so dark and creepy sometimes that I can only do one or two episodes at a time. I swear I'll get up to speed by the premiere, though. Wow, it feels great to get that off my chest. What a relief.

Classic!
 
2012-02-27 05:38:13 PM
screw the diet, i crave some meat
 
2012-02-27 05:39:53 PM
Nice Burgers ! I would like to have seen the buns, though, and the dessert muffin.
 
2012-02-27 05:41:56 PM
i have never been so hungry and horny in my entire life.....
 
2012-02-27 05:42:57 PM
I've never had Carl's Jr. in my life, and don't even know if they have one near me as I live in a civilized part of the country, so I cannot comment on their burger. I would, however, put my penis inside of Kate Upton repeatedly. So in that respect, their marketing effort is very effective.
 
2012-02-27 05:44:04 PM

michaelgvh: They win. Screw my cholesterol, weight, sodium, BP issues... I'm going there.
Are there any in Maine?


No Carl's Jr. or Hardee's in the New England area. Trust me, I've looked. Closest to us up here is in freaking Oklahoma.
 
2012-02-27 05:44:26 PM
I would eat that burger out from between her __________s.

(fill in the blank)
 
2012-02-27 05:45:15 PM
mother of god, indeed.
 
2012-02-27 05:45:18 PM
You may not believe this but I would totally have sex with her if the opportunity arose.
 
2012-02-27 05:45:33 PM
So there's a hamburger somewhere in that ad?
 
2012-02-27 05:45:35 PM
They got us again. Burgers and Sex = The Carl's Jr. way
 
2012-02-27 05:46:21 PM
Saw it last night and I think I need a new TV. I thought it was Ms. Lohan, but quickly realized there was no way in Hell she could look that good anymore.

/Paris Hilton Carl's Jr. ad just got pwned. BIG TIME.
 
2012-02-27 05:46:25 PM
Jalapeños are tasty on burgers too....
 
2012-02-27 05:46:48 PM

hallotavagyna: I would eat that burger out from between her _tax_returns.

 
2012-02-27 05:47:34 PM
The lack of blood to brain caused me to pass out. That was AMAZING.

/still sticking to my diet though
 
2012-02-27 05:48:25 PM
I'd fist her until God got angry at me.


/or something like that
 
2012-02-27 05:50:04 PM
Whatever she's selling, I'm buying.
 
2012-02-27 05:50:44 PM
Go home, sweetie. Take a laxative, and a hot bath. I'll be there in a few hours.
 
2012-02-27 05:50:46 PM
Looks like all Carls jrs are west of Texas. Yet they have had commercials here for a while now.
 
2012-02-27 05:50:49 PM
I found it incredibly offensive and distasteful. I expected better from you, fark.

/zips up pants
 
2012-02-27 05:51:02 PM
Great googly moogly that commercial is hot and i hate carls jr.
 
2012-02-27 05:51:25 PM
For some reason I doubt she's a regular there.
 
2012-02-27 05:51:52 PM
Kate Upton for...

I'm already spent.
 
2012-02-27 05:52:04 PM
Stupid mole ruins it for me.
 
2012-02-27 05:52:04 PM
Do you think if I gave her one of those with "Marry me" branded into the patty it would work?
 
2012-02-27 05:52:27 PM

Archimedes' Principal: Saw it last night and I think I need a new TV. I thought it was Ms. Lohan, but quickly realized there was no way in Hell she could look that good anymore.

/Paris Hilton Carl's Jr. ad just got pwned. BIG TIME.


I thought that was Burger King that teamed up with Paris.
 
2012-02-27 05:54:02 PM

bulldg4life: oh my


groppet: Looks like all Carls jrs are west of Texas. Yet they have had commercials here for a while now.


I know of 2 in Austin.
 
2012-02-27 05:55:59 PM

Teufelaffe: michaelgvh: They win. Screw my cholesterol, weight, sodium, BP issues... I'm going there.
Are there any in Maine?

No Carl's Jr. or Hardee's in the New England area. Trust me, I've looked. Closest to us up here is in freaking Oklahoma.


Plenty of hardee's closer than that. I've been to ones in Indiana and Kentucky. Google shows some in Harrisburg Pennsylvania
 
2012-02-27 05:56:13 PM

jjacobs7: Stupid mole ruins it for me.



She has a mole?
 
2012-02-27 05:56:21 PM

Shoei: I'd fist her until God got angry at me.


/or something like that


No... Dude...
God gets fisted when you take an angry hit.

it's a hot smoking ad
 
2012-02-27 05:59:34 PM
"Oh look Kate, you got some ketchup on your dress. We better get that off so it can be cleaned. Here, let me help you..."

Bow chicka bow wow.
 
2012-02-27 06:05:22 PM
s1.guyism.com

Does not want a Hot Carl...but I want that!

I'd stick my penis in her vagina.
 
2012-02-27 06:05:45 PM

elvindeath: I've never had Carl's Jr. in my life, and don't even know if they have one near me as I live in a civilized part of the country, so I cannot comment on their burger. I would, however, put my penis inside of Kate Upton repeatedly. So in that respect, their marketing effort is very effective.


Location: Detroit.

/lulz
 
2012-02-27 06:06:25 PM

muck4doo: bulldg4life: oh my

groppet: Looks like all Carls jrs are west of Texas. Yet they have had commercials here for a while now.

I know of 2 in Austin.


Remember, Hardee's and Carl's Jr. is the same restaurant, so search that too.

It's like Edy's/Dreyer's ice cream, Hellman's/Best Foods mayonnaise, etc. My first trip to a CA grocery store felt like I was on the moon.

Teufelaffe: michaelgvh: They win. Screw my cholesterol, weight, sodium, BP issues... I'm going there.
Are there any in Maine?

No Carl's Jr. or Hardee's in the New England area. Trust me, I've looked. Closest to us up here is in freaking Oklahoma.


That can't be true...I grew up in Maryland and there were Hardee's everywhere. they can't all be gone, can they?
 
2012-02-27 06:08:08 PM
s1.guyism.com

Even the gawdamned bag of burgers is smiling at that pussy!
 
2012-02-27 06:09:22 PM
Subby owes me a new monitor, and it ain't beer that I spit all over it.
 
2012-02-27 06:11:26 PM
 
2012-02-27 06:13:06 PM

satanorsanta: Teufelaffe: michaelgvh: They win. Screw my cholesterol, weight, sodium, BP issues... I'm going there.
Are there any in Maine?

No Carl's Jr. or Hardee's in the New England area. Trust me, I've looked. Closest to us up here is in freaking Oklahoma.

Plenty of hardee's closer than that. I've been to ones in Indiana and Kentucky. Google shows some in Harrisburg Pennsylvania


I stand corrected. Even though they're the same damn company, they have separate web sites, with separate store locators. Closest to New England is in PA.
 
2012-02-27 06:14:36 PM

m1ke: elvindeath: I've never had Carl's Jr. in my life, and don't even know if they have one near me as I live in a civilized part of the country, so I cannot comment on their burger. I would, however, put my penis inside of Kate Upton repeatedly. So in that respect, their marketing effort is very effective.

Location: Detroit.

/lulz


fan farking tastic. LMAO
 
2012-02-27 06:18:08 PM
i240.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-27 06:18:26 PM
What's funny is that the set of people who eat there and the set of people who would have any chance with her don't overlap at all.
 
2012-02-27 06:18:59 PM
Yeah, right, as if she'd ever eat one of those burgers.
 
2012-02-27 06:19:51 PM
www.adrants.com

Yeah, I'd be totally thinking about that mole. Right after I sanded all the skin off my dick by continually titty farkin' her big gorgeous boobs! Then if I could no longer get an erection, I'd eat that beautiful pussy and yank on my limp,abused dick for about another thousand years until my very life's blood drained from my cock. Mole? Mole? I'd fark her fine ass feet, before I even noticed she had any gawdamned moles.

Plus when she gets drunk, I'd just flip her ass over and carry her home like a six pack!
 
2012-02-27 06:25:29 PM
Seriously

oh my
 
2012-02-27 06:25:33 PM
She should wash that down with a Sobe.

Link (new window)
 
2012-02-27 06:26:01 PM

Dahnkster: [s1.guyism.com image 640x360]

Does not want a Hot Carl...but I want that!

I'd stick my penis in her vagina.


Three guesses why the star on the bag is smiling...
 
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