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(YouTube)   Professional bowler Pete Weber is about to become a lot more famous than he could have ever imagined. With, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM" viral goodness. (Not Safe for Work Language)   (youtube.com) divider line 111
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2012-02-27 07:07:14 PM
That's exactly like the 5 year old douche bag next door acts when he beats us at Wii Bowling.
 
2012-02-27 07:12:08 PM
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2012-02-27 07:15:34 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: pudding7: stroker? cranker? lane oil patterns? What the hell is going on here?

Roll ball, knock pins down, drink beer.

Cranker: Throws a big, wide hook. More powerful.
Stroker: Takes a somewhat more direct path to the pins. Tends to be more accurate.
Lane oil patterns: All lanes have oil on them. The amount, thickness, distribution and length of the oil down the lane all have an effect on the shot selection.

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I actually learned something here today. Thanks.
 
2012-02-27 07:24:59 PM

MrCheeks: You watch me on your TV, say that my job is easy.
Say I am not athletic, you think my sport's pathetic.

But you can't judge me 'til you've walked a mile
in my bowling shoes...

So I don't get all the ladies, got a mullet from the 80's.
I'm known throughout the valleys as the prophet of alleys...

And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!"
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god.
The smell of rosin gets my high, kiss those farkin' pins goodbye!
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling... bowling... god.

Got a ball that's smooth and all black,
I keep it in my favorite ball sack.
I get a feeling in my soul as I finger every hole...

And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!"
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god.

The smell of rosin gets my high,
kiss those motherfarkin' pins goodbye!
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling... bowling...

Not a single man will try to beat Almighty Malachi.
All who challenge me are slain; come on farkers, pick a lane.
Marshall Home and Gary Dickens, get in line for your ass kickins'.
John Patracky and Norton Duke; you're so lame, it makes me puke.
Who amongst the pro-bowl sector dares to don his wrist protector?
Not that pussy Nelson Burton, tells me that his wrist is hurtin'.
Hey Mark Walfey, Earl the Pearl,
are ya' scared to give the ball a hurl?
How bout' Dickey Webber and his son Pete;
I'll turn the motherfarkas to Cream of Wheat!

And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!"
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god.
The smell of rosin gets my high, kiss those farkin' pins goodbye!
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling... bowling god!

Yeah, the bowling god...


At least it isn't Dane Cook.
 
2012-02-27 07:28:07 PM
WHAT MANNER OF F*CKERY IS THIS I AM?!?
 
2012-02-27 07:37:10 PM
He's the god damn Batman?
 
2012-02-27 07:58:57 PM

Lucky LaRue: Lulz.. I saw a longer clip of this today at lunch on an ESPN highlight. At first his wife is all excited, but by the time he's done, she's hiding her face..


CSB: I was a bit surprised to hear he was married. He lived across the street from me for a while in the mid to late 80's and had quite the collection of boytoys coming and going from his house at all hours of the day and night. And from the RV he kept parked in his driveway...
 
2012-02-27 08:02:29 PM

snowjack: The best part is at the end when he yells "GET IT RIGHT!" at himself.

.
.
He said "DID IT RIGHT!"

Pete Weber is a WWE fan. Pete Weber has two words for you.

The guy's completely off his rocker!
 
2012-02-27 08:16:19 PM
Wow - instant Internet idiot, just add .gif.

/Choosy nerds choose GIF.
 
2012-02-27 08:18:55 PM
Interesting thread.. thanks bowling guys.
 
2012-02-27 08:26:29 PM

wxboy: When did Gary Thorne start doing bowling broadcasts?


This. He went from NHL to Little League to the PBA. That's a depressing trend.
 
2012-02-27 08:38:00 PM

Lizardking: Lucky LaRue: Lulz.. I saw a longer clip of this today at lunch on an ESPN highlight. At first his wife is all excited, but by the time he's done, she's hiding her face..

CSB: I was a bit surprised to hear he was married. He lived across the street from me for a while in the mid to late 80's and had quite the collection of boytoys coming and going from his house at all hours of the day and night. And from the RV he kept parked in his driveway...


Maybe they were doing his wife.

Some guys like to watch that kind of stuff.
 
2012-02-27 08:41:49 PM
I never understood pro bowling.

Even in a game with a group of 8 year olds someone is going to get a strike.

If an 8 year old can do it once in a while, why not a pro every single time?
 
2012-02-27 08:50:04 PM

T.M.S.: I never understood pro bowling.

Even in a game with a group of 8 year olds someone is going to get a strike.

If an 8 year old can do it once in a while, why not a pro every single time?


If an 8 year old can knock down a 45 foot downhill putt, a pro should be able to do it every time.

US Open in bowling is what the US Open is in golf. You shoot 223, 225, 215 and win the Open, it's like shooting 70, 68, 67, 67 to win golf's open. Both are quite impressive.
 
2012-02-27 08:50:41 PM

some_beer_drinker: jewtube?


Yeah. Nice eh?

Remember when outright farktarded bigotry got you banned?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

(Fark doe$n't. )
 
2012-02-27 08:52:36 PM

styckx: God I hate jewtube..


Do the world a favor and kill yourself. If you don't have the guts for that, get cancer.
 
2012-02-27 08:57:54 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: pudding7: stroker? cranker? lane oil patterns? What the hell is going on here?

Roll ball, knock pins down, drink beer.

Cranker: Throws a big, wide hook. More powerful.
Stroker: Takes a somewhat more direct path to the pins. Tends to be more accurate.
Lane oil patterns: All lanes have oil on them. The amount, thickness, distribution and length of the oil down the lane all have an effect on the shot selection.

[usbcongress.http.internapcdn.net image 520x396]


You just leveled up my ability to BS about bowling talk.
 
2012-02-27 08:58:34 PM
And Gary Thorne got hired to do the last 3 major PBA shows: the masters, us open, and the tournament of champions. All of the other shows have been pre recorded and called by Rob Stone, who left espn to join fox spots net's soccer coverage.
 
2012-02-27 09:05:32 PM
I saw an adult guy bowl a strike on a bumperless lane the other day, pitching the ball backward, through his legs, with his butt facing the pins. It does kinda add perspective.
 
2012-02-27 09:34:58 PM

Le Bomb Suprize: csb:

Not nearly as exciting as when my high school team of stoners (that were only in the league because a teamates mom worked at the bowling alley and paid for our entry fee) used house balls to beat the super serious bowlers with custom bags, towels, and wrist thingies to knock them out of the championship match. Yeah they were way better than us but we had our one shining moment.


Mine was state tournament. I was about a 167 average bowler, second or third year. First state tournament, went as a lark to party w/friends. Bowled a 279 in the second game and a 220 in the third game and ended, iirc, with an 818 with handicap to take 3rd overall in handicap. Won $800+ along with more than a couple jackpots for that 2nd game (probably $50, had to split with another guy who was a top notch bowler... he gave it a "with Stebain?" when he heard that)
 
2012-02-27 09:37:59 PM
Kind of sad that he's supposedly the best bowler ever and this is the first time that I have ever heard of him.
 
2012-02-27 09:45:58 PM

Cubs300: T.M.S.: I never understood pro bowling.

Even in a game with a group of 8 year olds someone is going to get a strike.

If an 8 year old can do it once in a while, why not a pro every single time?

If an 8 year old can knock down a 45 foot downhill putt, a pro should be able to do it every time.

US Open in bowling is what the US Open is in golf. You shoot 223, 225, 215 and win the Open, it's like shooting 70, 68, 67, 67 to win golf's open. Both are quite impressive.


I have never seen an 8 year old sink any kind of put.

But, I see them bowl strikes from time to time.

I'm sure it is impressive if you know what to look for but anything children can do randomly should be fairly easy for a grownup with thousands of hours of practice.
 
2012-02-27 09:46:57 PM
I don't think anyone's mentioned the glasses yet.

That dude really likes what he does for a living.
 
2012-02-27 09:51:19 PM
What a boorish ass.

This is what the NBA has wrought.
 
2012-02-27 09:56:29 PM
Earl Anthony just rolled over in his grave.
 
2012-02-27 10:16:30 PM
Do you need to wear sunglasses while bowling?
 
2012-02-27 10:50:43 PM
You don't really get to gloat that much when you only one by a single point. A single point out of 215 points, btw. Not exactly a shut out... You should go shake your opponents hand have a little humility.

/If it were up to me, I'd ban jerks like that from the sport. It's unbecoming.
 
2012-02-27 10:52:42 PM

Unixfreak: [t2.gstatic.com image 247x204]


Done in one. That's exactly what I thought of the moment I saw his face.
 
2012-02-27 11:24:39 PM
Honest Bender, what Weber did was, in bowling, pretty cool. I guess that's like saying in the arena of car design, the Aztek is cool. But still. And they're not called "points". And they don't ban competitors for un-cricket behavior.
 
2012-02-28 12:06:43 AM
I can't wait until someone starts showing up at his matches, sitting behind him, holding up an Exodus 3:14 sign.
 
2012-02-28 12:13:35 AM
He's an absolute ass, but he wasn't gloating toward the other bowler, he was yelling at a fan who he thought was trying to distract him.

Bowling is not a sport of strength, which is why an amateur can do occasionally what a pro can do much more often. And again, there is no comparison when it comes to scores. The difference in difficulty between the U.S. Open and your local bowling center is like the difference between playing football against the Green Bay Packers and playing against a good high school team.
 
2012-02-28 12:19:31 AM
He am who I think I are?

Winning by a single point at the very end is more emotional than having a total blow out.

Equating some 8 year old to being able to occasionally throw a strike and a pro being able to throw nothing but strikes is silly. They adjust the game to make it more difficult or else people would have to play a much longer game since it'd just be who can throw the most strikes in a row.

I've had good days playing putt-putt. Doesn't exactly mean I expect a pro to hit every single putt just because I get lucky sometimes.
 
2012-02-28 12:42:15 AM

ral315: He's an absolute ass, but he wasn't gloating toward the other bowler, he was yelling at a fan who he thought was trying to distract him.


No, he is pandering to the PBA heads that have pushed their members to be more outspoken and marketable to the TV audiences.

I don't watch bowling regularly, but it's obvious that the league has made a conscious effort in the last handful of years to push their members to be MUCH more extroverted and idiotic in a thinly-veiled attempt to gain viewers, despite it being a lost cause.
 
2012-02-28 12:44:11 AM
LMAO I am not surprised at all that Fark has professional bowling fans.
 
2012-02-28 12:51:28 AM
aendeuryu 2012-02-27 06:04:40 PM
Bah. To me, he'll always be just another guy who got his ass handed to him by a girl.

Girls aren't as mere as they used to be.
 
2012-02-28 12:53:30 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JewTube
Link (new window)

huh.
 
2012-02-28 01:43:15 AM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Weber has been the biggest douchebag in the sport for years.


That word. You keep using it.
 
2012-02-28 01:52:44 AM
Consequences will never be the same.
 
2012-02-28 02:08:30 AM
 
2012-02-28 03:22:10 AM

Even With A Chainsaw: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Weber has been the biggest douchebag in the sport for years.

That word. You keep using it.


That's with the proper definition of sport, "an amusement; an activity to pass time".
 
2012-02-28 03:32:03 AM

whatshisname: Do you need to wear sunglasses while bowling?


He does it because of the glare from the TV lights. I confess that there is one place that I've bowled where I've worn shades. No TV lights, of course, but the place was so brightly lit that I was getting blinding headaches.
 
2012-02-28 03:35:47 AM

a4dzac: ral315: He's an absolute ass, but he wasn't gloating toward the other bowler, he was yelling at a fan who he thought was trying to distract him.

No, he is pandering to the PBA heads that have pushed their members to be more outspoken and marketable to the TV audiences.

I don't watch bowling regularly, but it's obvious that the league has made a conscious effort in the last handful of years to push their members to be MUCH more extroverted and idiotic in a thinly-veiled attempt to gain viewers, despite it being a lost cause.


When I was growing up, guys like Earl Anthony and Mark Roth didn't need to do all that. Meanwhile, lots of people would watch every Saturday afternoon on ABC. Today, look at a guy like Walter Ray Williams. Class act, and all he does is win and win and win. I put him up there with Earl as the best ever.
 
2012-02-28 03:38:37 AM

praymantis: Earl Anthony just rolled over in his grave.


At least he didn't fall down the stairs.
 
2012-02-28 03:40:42 AM
www.britishbattles.com
 
2012-02-28 07:01:25 AM
Why are so many places and so many moderators getting so touchy about language these days? How is "Dammit" NSFW?

Lighten up, Francis. America needs to take it down a notch.
 
2012-02-28 07:10:17 AM

styckx: God I hate jewtube..



OooooK. Check, please!
 
2012-02-28 11:45:29 AM

buckler: Even With A Chainsaw: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Weber has been the biggest douchebag in the sport for years.

That word. You keep using it.

That's with the proper definition of sport, "an amusement; an activity to pass time".


By that definition, surfing fark is a sport. I'm totally working out!
 
2012-02-28 12:00:13 PM

stonelotus: I can't wait until someone starts showing up at his matches, sitting behind him, holding up an Exodus 3:14 sign.


I want to see him host the Monkees reunion concert live on Good Morning America.
 
2012-02-28 12:58:32 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: a4dzac: ral315: He's an absolute ass, but he wasn't gloating toward the other bowler, he was yelling at a fan who he thought was trying to distract him.

No, he is pandering to the PBA heads that have pushed their members to be more outspoken and marketable to the TV audiences.

I don't watch bowling regularly, but it's obvious that the league has made a conscious effort in the last handful of years to push their members to be MUCH more extroverted and idiotic in a thinly-veiled attempt to gain viewers, despite it being a lost cause.

When I was growing up, guys like Earl Anthony and Mark Roth didn't need to do all that. Meanwhile, lots of people would watch every Saturday afternoon on ABC. Today, look at a guy like Walter Ray Williams. Class act, and all he does is win and win and win. I put him up there with Earl as the best ever.


I used to watch every Saturday on ABC. Bowling seems to be a dying sport- SE Michigan used to be one of the epicenters of bowling in the US and a lot of the bowling centers are closing now.

I did happen to see the end of that match live, but it was probably the first time I've watched bowling in a couple of years.
 
2012-02-28 01:41:55 PM
Who is this guy?
 
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