FARK.com: (6965030) Professional bowler Pete Weber is about to become a lot more famous than he could have ever imagined. With, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM" viral goodness. (Not Safe for Work Language)

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		Professional bowler Pete Weber is about to become a lot more famous than he could have ever imagined. With, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM" viral goodness. (Not Safe for Work Language) (youtube.com)		111
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Unixfreak		2012-02-27 02:42:53 PM

old_toole		2012-02-27 03:02:17 PM

That really doesn't sense that I am make even. Who's the man???... You are biatches.

snowjack		2012-02-27 03:22:32 PM

The best part is at the end when he yells "GET IT RIGHT!" at himself.

Lucky LaRue		2012-02-27 03:36:23 PM

Lulz.. I saw a longer clip of this today at lunch on an ESPN highlight. At first his wife is all excited, but by the time he's done, she's hiding her face..

Sir Cumference the Flatulent		2012-02-27 03:46:29 PM

Weber has been the biggest douchebag in the sport for years.

irgunner		2012-02-27 03:48:52 PM

rkiller1		2012-02-27 03:54:14 PM

Almost as good as Al Micheal's "Do you believe in miracles"

downstairs		2012-02-27 03:55:05 PM

What... I don't even... what does that even mean?

Macinfarker		2012-02-27 03:55:13 PM

irgunner: [i22.photobucket.com image 640x480]

What do you think you win this what!

the opposite of charity is justice		2012-02-27 03:59:40 PM

By the mid-1990s, Weber had been through two divorces and suffered from alcoholism.

A drunkard bowler? Thats unpossible!

bart2puck		2012-02-27 04:01:24 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Weber has been the biggest douchebag in the ~~sport~~ activity for years.

FTFY

ThatGuyGreg		2012-02-27 04:01:42 PM

rkiller1: Almost as good as Al Micheal's "Do you believe in miracles"

"Do you believe in miracles?"

"WE ARE!"

GoodyearPimp		2012-02-27 04:05:04 PM

Hey Pete.... it's bowling. The sport fat lazy white people pretend is exercise so they don't have to go to the gym.

ricewater_stool		2012-02-27 04:06:09 PM

To be fair, his father was a real Dick.

rkiller1		2012-02-27 04:06:51 PM

All your balls are belong to I.

Tony_Pepperoni		2012-02-27 04:09:00 PM

Donnchadha		2012-02-27 04:14:37 PM

I actually managed to catch that live, just randomly flipping channels yesterday. As son as he started on that, I thought to myself, "This is going to be all over the internet ~~tomorrow~~ later today".

I kinda felt bad for the other guy. He turkey'd out in the 10th to force Weber to hit the 9-spare-strike to win, then had to sit there thinking, "Come on dude. A little class perhaps?". Also, Weber's wife looked like she was about to die from embarrassment.

LeroyBourne		2012-02-27 04:30:10 PM

Does the loser get executed? yeesh buddy, tone it down.

wxboy		2012-02-27 04:33:26 PM

When did Gary Thorne start doing bowling broadcasts?

vinnydoz007		2012-02-27 04:36:29 PM

Thats a guy who just doesnt know how to celebrate. He wants to be emotional, and his mind is thinking loud and passionate, before, what words should i choose. Lol.

AiryAnne		2012-02-27 04:36:41 PM

Did somebody say 'a perfect game'?

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NashMcNash		2012-02-27 04:42:39 PM

Who did they think they were, when he was? (new window)

snowjack		2012-02-27 04:42:56 PM

You can understand his excitement, though. It must be kind of intimidating to be in the presence of so many great athletes.
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AfroX		2012-02-27 04:43:16 PM

wild9		2012-02-27 04:44:27 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Weber has been the biggest douchebag in the sport for years.

He only does that for show. I kept score for him a few times and he is a really nice guy in person.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent		2012-02-27 04:52:29 PM

wild9: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Weber has been the biggest douchebag in the sport for years.

He only does that for show. I kept score for him a few times and he is a really nice guy in person.

Vancouver, WA?

I bowled with Ernie Schlegel in a pro-am one time...hell of a good guy.

wild9		2012-02-27 04:58:22 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: wild9: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Weber has been the biggest douchebag in the sport for years.

He only does that for show. I kept score for him a few times and he is a really nice guy in person.

Vancouver, WA?

I bowled with Ernie Schlegel in a pro-am one time...hell of a good guy.

I did it while visiting my parents in CT a few years back. My mom managed an AMF center up there and I bowled for Wright State University in Dayton, OH while I was a mechanic for a center in the area. I kind of quit bowling as I was getting frustrated with it. Miss a spare and punch a ball return just became something I did not like doing in front of my son and wife.

Le Bomb Suprize		2012-02-27 04:59:33 PM

csb:

Not nearly as exciting as when my high school team of stoners (that were only in the league because a teamates mom worked at the bowling alley and paid for our entry fee) used house balls to beat the super serious bowlers with custom bags, towels, and wrist thingies to knock them out of the championship match. Yeah they were way better than us but we had our one shining moment.

wild9		2012-02-27 05:02:39 PM

Le Bomb Suprize: csb:

Not nearly as exciting as when my high school team of stoners (that were only in the league because a teamates mom worked at the bowling alley and paid for our entry fee) used house balls to beat the super serious bowlers with custom bags, towels, and wrist thingies to knock them out of the championship match. Yeah they were way better than us but we had our one shining moment.

It happens, sometimes the lane conditions are just right for the way you play the lanes. I was a cranker so dry lanes messed up my game bad.

Contrabulous Flabtraption		2012-02-27 05:06:28 PM

He won with a 215? I can bowl that drinking (as if there's another way to bowl).

wild9		2012-02-27 05:10:09 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: He won with a 215? I can bowl that drinking (as if there's another way to bowl).

They play on a sport pattern. Not a normal house shot. It has been awhile since I read the rule book but there is a 30 pin difference. So, for pros shooting 215 on sport would be about 240 or so on a house pattern.

Thoroughly With Foil		2012-02-27 05:11:10 PM

/Oblig (new window)

paperleight		2012-02-27 05:13:25 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: He won with a 215? I can bowl that drinking (as if there's another way to bowl).

This was the U.S. Open, which has the most difficult lane oil pattern known to the bowling world. Try scoring 200+ on the U.S. Open pattern, drunk or sober, and I'll be impressed with your claim.

styckx		2012-02-27 05:21:09 PM

God I hate jewtube..

Go there to find a longer clip of that.. Do I find it? fark no, but I do find Over 9000 stolen and re-stolen and stolen again copies of the same exact 27 second video.

tillerman35		2012-02-27 05:23:14 PM

I bet he feels happy on himself.

Thumbs up for rock and roll, everybody!

Sir Cumference the Flatulent		2012-02-27 05:26:11 PM

wild9: Le Bomb Suprize: csb:

Not nearly as exciting as when my high school team of stoners (that were only in the league because a teamates mom worked at the bowling alley and paid for our entry fee) used house balls to beat the super serious bowlers with custom bags, towels, and wrist thingies to knock them out of the championship match. Yeah they were way better than us but we had our one shining moment.

It happens, sometimes the lane conditions are just right for the way you play the lanes. I was a cranker so dry lanes messed up my game bad.

I was a stroker..the crankers all wanted me on their team because I was a better dry lane guy (used to average about 205).

Skleenar		2012-02-27 05:31:27 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I was a stroker..the crankers all wanted me on their team because I was a better dry lane guy (used to average about 205).

I don't bowl but sometimes I stroke my crank.

I AM.

Contrabulous Flabtraption		2012-02-27 05:37:46 PM

paperleight: Contrabulous Flabtraption: He won with a 215? I can bowl that drinking (as if there's another way to bowl).

This was the U.S. Open, which has the most difficult lane oil pattern known to the bowling world. Try scoring 200+ on the U.S. Open pattern, drunk or sober, and I'll be impressed with your claim.

But I'm not a pro bowler. He is (one of the best ever). 215 is not a good score no matter the pattern.

pudding7		2012-02-27 05:38:30 PM

stroker? cranker? lane oil patterns? What the hell is going on here?

Roll ball, knock pins down, drink beer.

gueedoguy		2012-02-27 05:38:43 PM

styckx: God I hate jewtube..

Go there to find a longer clip of that.. Do I find it? fark no, but I do find Over 9000 stolen and re-stolen and stolen again copies of the same exact 27 second video.

Here's the entire 27 minute match....on youtube. Took me all of 1 minute to find

Link (new window)

FlashHarry		2012-02-27 05:40:54 PM

styckx: God I hate jewtube..

excusemewhatnow?

Lyonid		2012-02-27 05:41:00 PM

You are I am Malachi? (new window)

wild9		2012-02-27 05:45:26 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: paperleight: Contrabulous Flabtraption: He won with a 215? I can bowl that drinking (as if there's another way to bowl).

This was the U.S. Open, which has the most difficult lane oil pattern known to the bowling world. Try scoring 200+ on the U.S. Open pattern, drunk or sober, and I'll be impressed with your claim.

But I'm not a pro bowler. He is (one of the best ever). 215 is not a good score no matter the pattern.

Are you like a retard? Do you need bumpers and a ramp to assist you? I am guessing so as you come off as being rather stupid.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent		2012-02-27 05:53:44 PM

pudding7: stroker? cranker? lane oil patterns? What the hell is going on here?

Roll ball, knock pins down, drink beer.

Cranker: Throws a big, wide hook. More powerful.
Stroker: Takes a somewhat more direct path to the pins. Tends to be more accurate.
Lane oil patterns: All lanes have oil on them. The amount, thickness, distribution and length of the oil down the lane all have an effect on the shot selection.

usbcongress.http.internapcdn.net

ItchyMcDoogle		2012-02-27 05:55:40 PM

its sad that i cared more about that monster hook then him being..well Pete Webber
//202 avg in league, only one 300 game though came close last week... again CSB
///stupid 10 pin!

Contrabulous Flabtraption		2012-02-27 05:56:08 PM

wild9: Contrabulous Flabtraption: paperleight: Contrabulous Flabtraption: He won with a 215? I can bowl that drinking (as if there's another way to bowl).

This was the U.S. Open, which has the most difficult lane oil pattern known to the bowling world. Try scoring 200+ on the U.S. Open pattern, drunk or sober, and I'll be impressed with your claim.

But I'm not a pro bowler. He is (one of the best ever). 215 is not a good score no matter the pattern.

Are you like a retard? .

In many ways - especially my strength

aendeuryu		2012-02-27 06:04:40 PM

Bah. To me, he'll always be just another guy who got his ass handed to him by a girl.

/2010, baby!

MrCheeks		2012-02-27 06:04:42 PM

You watch me on your TV, say that my job is easy.
Say I am not athletic, you think my sport's pathetic.

But you can't judge me 'til you've walked a mile
in my bowling shoes...

So I don't get all the ladies, got a mullet from the 80's.
I'm known throughout the valleys as the prophet of alleys...

And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!"
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god.
The smell of rosin gets my high, kiss those farkin' pins goodbye!
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling... bowling... god.

Got a ball that's smooth and all black,
I keep it in my favorite ball sack.
I get a feeling in my soul as I finger every hole...

And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!"
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god.

The smell of rosin gets my high,
kiss those motherfarkin' pins goodbye!
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling... bowling...

Not a single man will try to beat Almighty Malachi.
All who challenge me are slain; come on farkers, pick a lane.
Marshall Home and Gary Dickens, get in line for your ass kickins'.
John Patracky and Norton Duke; you're so lame, it makes me puke.
Who amongst the pro-bowl sector dares to don his wrist protector?
Not that pussy Nelson Burton, tells me that his wrist is hurtin'.
Hey Mark Walfey, Earl the Pearl,
are ya' scared to give the ball a hurl?
How bout' Dickey Webber and his son Pete;
I'll turn the motherfarkas to Cream of Wheat!

And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!"
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god.
The smell of rosin gets my high, kiss those farkin' pins goodbye!
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling... bowling god!

Yeah, the bowling god...