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(NASCAR)   Will the rain stay away today? How many of you are home sick today? It's the Daytona 500 rain delay, take 2 electric boogity boogity boo, 7PM ET on Fox   (nascar.com ) divider line
    More: Florida, Daytona, PBS, Michael Waltrip, Matt Kenseth, Osi Umenyiora, Daytona International Speedway, Steve Spurrier, Greg Biffle  
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2012-02-27 11:01:30 PM  

Cup Check: Austin Dillion just tweeted this from the garage


I wouldn't get under that car. It's cursed.
 
2012-02-27 11:01:31 PM  
Montoya have to take a breathalyzer test?
 
2012-02-27 11:01:56 PM  
Ironically, now they will have to use jet dryers to dry up the water.
 
2012-02-27 11:02:25 PM  

try fect taa daa: so tide is working on the jet fuel... yeah--i wanna use that on my clothes...

/eczema.

dawn works good on oils...

/gearhead...

they should have 50 pressure washers out there...


They should have a jet helicopter engine-powered pressure washer out there.
 
2012-02-27 11:02:33 PM  

Callous: VvonderJesus: Did they just add airplane noises to that explosion?

Jesus motherfarking christ, Fox. Really?

You're aware they call them JET dryers for a reason right?


I guess I just forgot those cameras have mics on them as well. My bad.
 
2012-02-27 11:02:43 PM  

BStorm: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Karma Curmudgeon: vygramul: relaxitsjustme: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I can tell there's true damage to the track, and I'm 3000 miles away, watching on a 32 inch TV!!

I'm 5000 miles away and I'm watching it on a 27" CRT TV and I can tell there's damage to the track

I'm watching on my iPhone from the ISS, and *I* can tell there's damage to the track.

I'm listening on shortwave and I can tell there's damage to the track.

Pony Expresses just delivered a Western Union telegram telling me that the track has damage.

Archaeologists just translated a clay tablet with cuneiform writing that says there's damage to the track.


I talked to from Miss Cleo this morning she said there would be damage to the track.
 
2012-02-27 11:02:55 PM  
Boo. I want Blaney to win.
 
2012-02-27 11:02:59 PM  
I like how Fox wants to make it seem that the drivers are talking strategy during this red flag. Junior says, we were talking about stuff not safe for TV!
 
2012-02-27 11:03:11 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Ironically, now they will have to use jet dryers to dry up the water.


I said that a half-hour ago.
 
2012-02-27 11:03:50 PM  

Ecobuckeye: try fect taa daa: so tide is working on the jet fuel... yeah--i wanna use that on my clothes...

/eczema.

dawn works good on oils...

/gearhead...

they should have 50 pressure washers out there...

They should have a jet helicopter engine-powered pressure washer out there.


Ohgod, that'll just give Juablo ANOTHER new thing to hit on the track, you know...

/srsly, about the only thing he's not yet hit is the school bus full of drivers' children that do the National Anthem at Bristol races
//or a busload of nuns and orphans
 
2012-02-27 11:03:56 PM  
LOL. Hoosier Lottery commercial just played "Great Balls of Fire"
 
2012-02-27 11:04:01 PM  

Cup Check: Austin Dillion just tweeted this from the garage

[i297.photobucket.com image 480x640]


"I think we can save it"
 
2012-02-27 11:04:10 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Ironically, now they will have to use jet dryers to dry up the water.


It's a vicious circle. Betcha they won't let drivers move anywhere on the track for this next dry cycle.
 
2012-02-27 11:04:19 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: cameroncrazy1984: Ironically, now they will have to use jet dryers to dry up the water.

I said that a half-hour ago.


What do you want, a medal?

/I kid.
 
2012-02-27 11:04:27 PM  
This red flag has screwed up my drinking schedule. Just started my last beer.
 
2012-02-27 11:04:34 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I won a math debate: cameroncrazy1984: four95: Karma Curmudgeon: vygramul: relaxitsjustme: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I can tell there's true damage to the track, and I'm 3000 miles away, watching on a 32 inch TV!!

I'm 5000 miles away and I'm watching it on a 27" CRT TV and I can tell there's damage to the track

I'm watching on my iPhone from the ISS, and *I* can tell there's damage to the track.

I'm listening on shortwave and I can tell there's damage to the track.

I'm listening in morse code and I can tell there's damage to the track.

I'm listening to Helen Keller describe it and I can tell there's damage to the track.

I'm drawing the track on an etch-a-sketch and it looks badly damaged.

I just read a previously unseen Nostradamus prediction describing this event, and he said that yes, the track is damaged.


2 Kings 9:20 "He has reached them, but he isn't coming back either. The driving is like that of Jehu son of Nimshi--he drives like a madman and damages the track with liquid fire"
 
2012-02-27 11:04:44 PM  

Callous: BStorm: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Karma Curmudgeon: vygramul: relaxitsjustme: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I can tell there's true damage to the track, and I'm 3000 miles away, watching on a 32 inch TV!!

I'm 5000 miles away and I'm watching it on a 27" CRT TV and I can tell there's damage to the track

I'm watching on my iPhone from the ISS, and *I* can tell there's damage to the track.

I'm listening on shortwave and I can tell there's damage to the track.

Pony Expresses just delivered a Western Union telegram telling me that the track has damage.

Archaeologists just translated a clay tablet with cuneiform writing that says there's damage to the track.

I talked to from Miss Cleo this morning she said there would be damage to the track.


Edgar Cayce predicted some damage to the track...
 
2012-02-27 11:04:47 PM  
Why doesn't NASCAR have tires for this? F1 runs through these kinds of things all the time.
 
2012-02-27 11:04:55 PM  
i.imgur.com
To the rescue!
 
2012-02-27 11:05:01 PM  

foo monkey: Boo. I want Blaney to win.


This, a thousand times over. It'd just be fun to see.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: cameroncrazy1984: Ironically, now they will have to use jet dryers to dry up the water.

I said that a half-hour ago.


Yes, yes you did.

/Does your uncle really own Ollie's?
 
2012-02-27 11:05:25 PM  
Huh, didn't think they'd be able to get the race going. Seriously hope the track isn't so farked that someone gets hurt.
 
2012-02-27 11:05:26 PM  
RIP, DWAYNE BARNES
 
2012-02-27 11:05:39 PM  
Danica has to pee.
 
2012-02-27 11:05:40 PM  
Is Danica stripping on the track?
 
2012-02-27 11:05:43 PM  

Gosling: Even if they do get it restarted, Daily Show's on. Neil Degrasse Tyson the guest tonight.


I don't want to miss Tyson, so I'm DVRing Stewart and Colbert. Can't take my eyes off of this train wreck for some reason or another.
 
2012-02-27 11:05:44 PM  

VvonderJesus: Callous: VvonderJesus: Did they just add airplane noises to that explosion?

Jesus motherfarking christ, Fox. Really?

You're aware they call them JET dryers for a reason right?

I guess I just forgot those cameras have mics on them as well. My bad.


It's okay dude. It's been a long couple days.
 
2012-02-27 11:05:44 PM  
About 9 people just told Danica where the bathrooms are.
 
2012-02-27 11:05:58 PM  

four95: Karma Curmudgeon: vygramul: relaxitsjustme: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I can tell there's true damage to the track, and I'm 3000 miles away, watching on a 32 inch TV!!

I'm 5000 miles away and I'm watching it on a 27" CRT TV and I can tell there's damage to the track

I'm watching on my iPhone from the ISS, and *I* can tell there's damage to the track.

I'm listening on shortwave and I can tell there's damage to the track.

I'm listening in morse code and I can tell there's damage to the track.


1.bp.blogspot.com

There is damage to the track...
 
2012-02-27 11:06:02 PM  

I won a math debate: i.imgur.com


*golf clap*
 
2012-02-27 11:06:04 PM  
Ha rinse cycle!
 
2012-02-27 11:06:12 PM  
Danica looks like she's ducking behind the wall to pee. That firesuit was comin off in a hurry.
 
2012-02-27 11:06:40 PM  

LineNoise: Why doesn't NASCAR have tires for this? F1 runs through these kinds of things all the time.


I know. F1 drivers would be driving through the flames while it was pouring down rain, and there would be potholes in the course.
 
2012-02-27 11:07:20 PM  

four95: Danica looks like she's ducking behind the wall to pee. That firesuit was comin off in a hurry.


PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
 
2012-02-27 11:07:24 PM  

LineNoise: Why doesn't NASCAR have tires for this? F1 runs through these kinds of things all the time.


You win the "reference the last thread" award.
 
2012-02-27 11:07:28 PM  

four95: Danica looks like she's ducking behind the wall to pee. That firesuit was comin off in a hurry.


profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-02-27 11:07:35 PM  
Thanks to JPM, I get to watch all of RAW and nearly all of Daytona.

Thanks!
 
2012-02-27 11:07:55 PM  
I flipped away a few minutes while they continued to pretend the track wasn't damaged....did Danica actually duck off to take a bathroom break? *Really?!*

Yeah, this one's going in the history books. Weirdest farking race ever.
 
2012-02-27 11:07:59 PM  

four95: Danica looks like she's ducking behind the wall to pee. That firesuit was comin off in a hurry.


four95: Danica looks like she's ducking behind the wall to pee. That firesuit was comin off in a hurry.



her aunt flo is visiting
 
2012-02-27 11:08:03 PM  
Keslowski should order a pizza and a 30 rack to turn one.
 
2012-02-27 11:08:41 PM  
Just answer the question MacMary!
 
2012-02-27 11:08:49 PM  

four95: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I won a math debate: cameroncrazy1984: four95: Karma Curmudgeon: vygramul: relaxitsjustme: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I can tell there's true damage to the track, and I'm 3000 miles away, watching on a 32 inch TV!!

I'm 5000 miles away and I'm watching it on a 27" CRT TV and I can tell there's damage to the track

I'm watching on my iPhone from the ISS, and *I* can tell there's damage to the track.

I'm listening on shortwave and I can tell there's damage to the track.

I'm listening in morse code and I can tell there's damage to the track.

I'm listening to Helen Keller describe it and I can tell there's damage to the track.

I'm drawing the track on an etch-a-sketch and it looks badly damaged.

I just read a previously unseen Nostradamus prediction describing this event, and he said that yes, the track is damaged.

2 Kings 9:20 "He has reached them, but he isn't coming back either. The driving is like that of Jehu son of Nimshi--he drives like a madman and damages the track with liquid fire"


1 First God made heaven & earth 2 The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep, and the track at Daytona was damaged; and the Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters.
 
2012-02-27 11:09:09 PM  
So I switched over to RAW for a minute...

How the fark do people watch this shiat? JFC!
 
2012-02-27 11:10:04 PM  
there it is!

they are adding fast set street-bond to the track

and we have rain incoming!
 
2012-02-27 11:10:07 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Crashalotski is driving... with his phone in the car. He has got to be the only major-circuit driver who would even bother with taking his freaking *phone* with him in the car *during* a race.


Actually a few of the drivers had special mounts made so they could take video using their phones during the race.. apparently NASCAR is quietly encouraging them to do it so they seem more 'edgy' and 'hip'. How, I don't know.
 
2012-02-27 11:10:16 PM  
Oh, a lil bit o rain.
 
2012-02-27 11:10:30 PM  
Rain is coming now? Really? REALLY? C'monnnnnnn
 
2012-02-27 11:10:35 PM  
Heard Danica left the track to do a GoDaddy commercial?
 
2012-02-27 11:10:38 PM  
They're talking about "nothing for TV."

Now I REALLY want to know what they're talking about!
 
2012-02-27 11:10:45 PM  
Someone go check on Mark Martin...it's WAAAAAY past his bedtime!!!
 
2012-02-27 11:10:55 PM  
I remember in the monte carlo grand prix, in, what was it, '18? '19? well, anyway, a zeppelin got brought down by the RAF in turn #3. They didn't even throw a yellow flag. The guys just rolled up their windows while passing through it. That was the same race the Kaiser lost by only taking 2 tires on his last pit stop, if you will recall.
 
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