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(NASCAR)   Will the rain stay away today? How many of you are home sick today? It's the Daytona 500 rain delay, take 2 electric boogity boogity boo, 7PM ET on Fox   (nascar.com) divider line 2341
    More: Florida, Daytona, PBS, Michael Waltrip, Matt Kenseth, Osi Umenyiora, Daytona International Speedway, Steve Spurrier, Greg Biffle  
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2012-02-28 01:12:16 AM

WhyteRaven74: The Bestest: wow.. Danica is tiny..

you just noticed?


I knew she was small, but seeing how that reporter just towered over her...
 
2012-02-28 01:12:29 AM
2300. Damn.
 
2012-02-28 01:12:51 AM

Pfighting Polish: four95: Pfighting Polish: I think this thread might deserve a badge. "Juan Pablo, En Fuego: The 36 Hours of Daytona."

Here ya go.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 370x380]

Sir ... you rock. If you're ever visit Milwaukee, your drinks are on me.*

/Not a huge Kenseth fan, but there are a far worse guys that could have won than my fellow Wisconsin native.

* - Offer only applies if you live outside of Wisconsin and only applies for one night of one visit. Also, offer only applies to MillerCoors products.


Sounds good!

G'night all... See you next week for Phoenix.
 
2012-02-28 01:12:54 AM

Pfighting Polish: four95: Pfighting Polish: I think this thread might deserve a badge. "Juan Pablo, En Fuego: The 36 Hours of Daytona."

Here ya go.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 370x380]

Sir ... you rock. If you're ever visit Milwaukee, your drinks are on me.*

/Not a huge Kenseth fan, but there are a far worse guys that could have won than my fellow Wisconsin native.

* - Offer only applies if you live outside of Wisconsin and only applies for one night of one visit. Also, offer only applies to MillerCoors products.


Bravo Good Sir!
 
2012-02-28 01:13:10 AM

four95: Technically, this is the 2nd Daytona thread this year. Sunday's had 489 posts before the rainout so there are really almost 2800 posts for this years race....

EPIC THREAD(s)!!!


Woo! Who's awesome? Fark NASCAR fans, that's who!
 
2012-02-28 01:13:22 AM
thumbs up to nascar for finishing this race after the fire. F1 series would have gave up.

/take that with your rain tires
 
2012-02-28 01:13:46 AM

The Bestest: WhyteRaven74: The Bestest: wow.. Danica is tiny..

you just noticed?

I knew she was small, but seeing how that reporter just towered over her...


I'd wreck that thing so hard Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it.

I'd crash that so bad, they'd delay the Daytona500 2 hours.
 
2012-02-28 01:16:05 AM

catastrophe averted: Ciao all. Cya for Phoenix.


Bye cat!

Im looking forward to seeing what Montoya crashes into next race
 
2012-02-28 01:16:11 AM

FiendishFellow05:
/You suck, Biffle.
//And not because Junior didn't win.



I thought it was nice that Biffle did the team thing tonight.

/no idea what he was thinking the other night
//why u mad?
 
2012-02-28 01:16:19 AM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: F1 series would have gave up.


F1 races have a hard time limit, it's race distance or 2 hours whichever comes first.
 
2012-02-28 01:16:49 AM

vegaswench: Woo! Who's awesome? Fark NASCAR fans, that's who!


We ARE! FARK SPORTS!
 
2012-02-28 01:17:12 AM

vegaswench: four95: Technically, this is the 2nd Daytona thread this year. Sunday's had 489 posts before the rainout so there are really almost 2800 posts for this years race....

EPIC THREAD(s)!!!

Woo! Who's awesome? Fark NASCAR fans, that's who!


2 hour time limit? We have red flags longer than that!
 
2012-02-28 01:17:58 AM
There's a report that JP Montoya just took out a caterer's tent with a golf cart and there's destroyed chafing dishes and burning gel fuel all over the place. Developing...
 
2012-02-28 01:19:07 AM

Karma Curmudgeon: There's a report that JP Montoya just took out a caterer's tent with a golf cart and there's destroyed chafing dishes and burning gel fuel all over the place. Developing...


can't...stop...laughing...
 
2012-02-28 01:20:37 AM

Karma Curmudgeon: Developing...


L O L
 
2012-02-28 01:20:40 AM
I'm rather neutral on Kenseth winning, I don't hate it or love it really. But at least my fantasy team did well. 5th, 8th, 9th, and 14th. I'll take that on a restrictor plate track any day.
 
2012-02-28 01:20:45 AM

Karma Curmudgeon: There's a report that JP Montoya just took out a caterer's tent with a golf cart and there's destroyed chafing dishes and burning gel fuel all over the place. Developing...


I think at some point, JPM will somehow manage to take out the Goodyear blimp
 
2012-02-28 01:26:05 AM
:-) Thank you

and thanks for an epic thread for an epic race. Best thread I've been in here in a long time. Good night everybody.
 
2012-02-28 01:29:50 AM
BTW, I think that JPM lost the little clip that holds the axle in the housing (on the right side). Which caused the accident with the jet dryer. Any other ideas?
 
2012-02-28 01:31:24 AM

ski9600: Any other ideas?


Dun blowed up.
 
2012-02-28 01:32:51 AM

Karma Curmudgeon: There's a report that JP Montoya just took out a caterer's tent with a golf cart and there's destroyed chafing dishes and burning gel fuel all over the place. Developing...


We cant let people back into the caterers area now. Theyd drop like flies when they hit the sterno slick. . I doubt they van ever use that area again. Not until they dig the damaged area out to bedrock then backfill with virgin soil and roadbed then resurface 40 acres of tent area.
 
2012-02-28 01:35:03 AM

The Bestest: Karma Curmudgeon: There's a report that JP Montoya just took out a caterer's tent with a golf cart and there's destroyed chafing dishes and burning gel fuel all over the place. Developing...

I think at some point, JPM will somehow manage to take out the Goodyear blimp


Remember the space shuttle Challenger? Yeah this aint Juablos first visit to Florida.
 
2012-02-28 01:42:40 AM

mikaloyd: Remember the space shuttle Challenger? Yeah this aint Juablos first visit to Florida.


I'm now envisioning a new meme involving JPM at the scene of various historic conflagrations, a la Disaster Girl.
 
2012-02-28 01:52:33 AM

ski9600: BTW, I think that JPM lost the little clip that holds the axle in the housing (on the right side). Which caused the accident with the jet dryer. Any other ideas?


Catastrophic turbulance forced the car into an aerodynamically imbalanced lateral acceleration mode of harmonic oscillations which quickly intensified until control was lost and recovery became impossible. Clearly this condition was propagated and maintained at the locus on the surface of Juablo's car where the radiator inlet duct was too small to ever work.
 
2012-02-28 01:54:30 AM
Not sure if y'all have seen this yet, but I think it's fun: Link (new window)

Cheers!
 
2012-02-28 02:09:15 AM

The Bestest: I'm now envisioning a new meme involving JPM at the scene of various historic conflagrations, a la Disaster Girl.


oi43.tinypic.com
 
2012-02-28 02:13:00 AM

Karma Curmudgeon: There's a report that JP Montoya just took out a caterer's tent with a golf cart and there's destroyed chafing dishes and burning gel fuel all over the place. Developing...


LOL
 
2012-02-28 02:15:41 AM
If it's any consolation to anyone else who had a rough day with their fantasy team, I did about 5-6 spots better against Redditors than I did Farkers.
 
2012-02-28 02:15:59 AM

The Bestest: mikaloyd: Remember the space shuttle Challenger? Yeah this aint Juablos first visit to Florida.

I'm now envisioning a new meme involving JPM at the scene of various historic conflagrations, a la Disaster Girl.


i47.photobucket.com

yeah....i suck at photoshop
 
2012-02-28 02:19:20 AM
I don't think this could have gone any better for nascar. I had zero interest in this sport, and now I have a little bit of interest. It is fading fast though.
 
2012-02-28 08:37:56 AM
The rain must stay away!
 
2012-02-28 09:30:17 AM

mikaloyd: catastrophe averted: Ciao all. Cya for Phoenix.

Bye cat!

Im looking forward to seeing what Montoya crashes into next race


As long as he leaves the military fly-overs during the anthem alone, I'm fine with whatever he chooses for his next target :)
 
2012-02-28 09:38:40 AM

ski9600: Not sure if y'all have seen this yet, but I think it's fun: Link (new window)

Cheers!


csb/

We had a ginormous parking lot a few blocks from my house back in MD. It was always empty on evenings and weekends, so in the winter, all of the young drivers in my neighborhood would take out crappy little cars down there to race and slide in the snow. It was fantastic. Of course, we didn't have real race cars, just crappy little Datsun 210s and Corollas, but our goofing off on the "closed course" taught us great respect for snow and ice. Not one of us had an accident on a real road due to ice or snow while I lived there.

/end csb
 
2012-02-28 10:01:33 AM
Is it over?
 
2012-02-28 10:45:07 AM

foo monkey: Is it over?


Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?
 
2012-02-28 12:18:56 PM

good_2_go: foo monkey: Is it over?

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?


... new evidence suggests it wasn't the Germans.

i42.tinypic.com

Was working on this one, too:

i44.tinypic.com
 
2012-02-28 06:58:16 PM

good_2_go: foo monkey: Is it over?

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?


Germans?
 
2012-02-28 07:13:08 PM

foo monkey: good_2_go: foo monkey: Is it over?

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?

Germans?


Forget it. He's rolling.
 
2012-02-29 12:14:38 AM

good_2_go: foo monkey: good_2_go: foo monkey: Is it over?

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?

Germans?

Forget it. He's rolling.


And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough!
 
2012-02-29 12:27:34 AM

foo monkey: good_2_go: foo monkey: good_2_go: foo monkey: Is it over?

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?

Germans?

Forget it. He's rolling.

And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough!


The tough get going! Who's with me?!? Come on! AAAAAHHHH!!!!

/proud to end this thread.
 
2012-03-02 12:58:08 AM
Turn left, go fast.

ON FIIYYAAAAAAHHH!!!
 
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