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		Protip: If you're a burglar, hiding in a pile of laundry may hamper your escape (wtsp.com)		20
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Cyrusv10		2012-02-27 12:41:11 PM

At least he wasn't doing money laundry.

/Thanks
//I'm open all night

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros		2012-02-27 12:43:05 PM

Don't be too hard on him. He has Downy Syndrome.

Colin O'Scopy		2012-02-27 12:45:03 PM

HAHAHAH done in one AND two!

wildcardjack		2012-02-27 12:45:29 PM

Meanwhile, this was off to the side when I clicked in.

swaxhog		2012-02-27 12:45:41 PM

He's only a suspect. The truth will all come out in the wash.

TsukasaK		2012-02-27 12:49:06 PM

This whole thing is a load.

Sybarite		2012-02-27 12:49:52 PM

Sometimes I climb into a laundry basket and tickle my ears.

offmymeds		2012-02-27 12:52:13 PM

I'm not sure what it is, but something about this story doesn't smell right.

Blushing Wall Flower		2012-02-27 12:53:32 PM

wildcardjack: [download.gannett.edgesuite.net image 300x316]

Meanwhile, this was off to the side when I clicked in.

Click through that slideshow for a while and there is a woman with a genuine 5 o'clock shadow. I can't figure it out. It looks like a woman. I just...I don't know.

capt.hollister		2012-02-27 12:53:50 PM

Sooner or later he'll have to come clean

CygnusDarius		2012-02-27 12:54:07 PM

wildcardjack: [download.gannett.edgesuite.net image 300x316]

Meanwhile, this was off to the side when I clicked in.

Huh...

4.bp.blogspot.com

KickahaOta		2012-02-27 12:56:00 PM

I predict a steady Tide of puns. I hope they bring everyone good Cheer and put a Bounce in everyone's step. Clorox.

TsukasaK		2012-02-27 12:58:40 PM

KickahaOta: I predict a steady Tide of puns. I hope they bring everyone good Cheer and put a Bounce in everyone's step. Clorox.

All of those puns are horrible. I don't know what Biz you think you're in, but comedy isn't one of them. Seriously, you're beginning to Borax me.

That coward David Lopan		2012-02-27 01:24:04 PM

Protip: If you're a burglar, hiding in a pile of laundry may hamper your escape

Huh. It used to work fine when I was hiding from my brother.

tealsmurf		2012-02-27 01:28:48 PM

I don't think they'll get a conviction without a material witness.

RidersOfLohan		2012-02-27 01:33:41 PM

it's actually not a bad idea. there is a cop in a town nearby who was shot by a suspect hiding under laundry. they sent a dog in who couldn't find him in the closet---under dirty laundry. the guy jumped up and shot the cop once...and for some reason the police didn't kill him.

MattyBlast		2012-02-27 02:10:21 PM

TsukasaK: This whole thing is a load.

Yep. Completely fabricated.

pdrake		2012-02-27 02:57:24 PM

ha! some guy broke into my house once. he hid in my laundry but the police dog found him and chewed the shiat out of him. there was blood everywhere in my bedroom. the cops didn't even apologize. broke my door down and everything.

Robot Eats Towson		2012-02-27 03:01:31 PM

That coward David Lopan: Huh. It used to work fine when I was hiding from my brother.

Me too. Or are my thoughts leaking out my ears again?

lwpengy		2012-02-27 05:14:03 PM

I make my living as a burgler dude
I'm not too smart and I'm definitely rude
When on the run and in the mood
I hide in dirty laundry

Could of been a politician
But my motives are clear
I use skids marks as camo
Look theres one by my ear
On the run and full of fear
I hide in dirty laundry

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