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2012-02-27 09:45:52 AM
From the redlit thread:

You'll never live like common people,
you'll never do what common people do,
you'll never fail like common people,
you'll never watch your life slide out of view,
and dance and drink and screw,
because there's nothing else to do.

Sing along with the common people,
sing along and it might just get you through,
laugh along with the common people,
laugh along even though they're laughing at you,
and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that poor is cool.
 
2012-02-27 09:53:57 AM
Is it actually possible for Romney to be more of an out of touch elitist?
 
2012-02-27 09:55:24 AM
GAT_00: Is it actually possible for Romney to be more of an out of touch elitist?

he makes john kerrey look like a pickup-driving, shotgun-toting, trailer-living redneck.
 
2012-02-27 10:09:24 AM
FlashHarry: he makes john kerrey look like a pickup-driving, shotgun-toting, trailer-living redneck.

No kidding.

ROMNEY, YOU AREN'T A COMMON MAN! QUIT TRYING TO ACT LIKE ONE!

When Obama farked up with his arugula comment, he didn't make the same mistake twice. Every time Romney opens his mouth, it's like he's trying to one-up himself. I fully expect a comment within the next week about how he really likes french fries because he steals a few from his maids whenever they have some. Maybe he could biatch about real estate taxes on second homes.
 
2012-02-27 10:09:34 AM
When asked on his thoughts about Samantha Perkins aged 37 of White Plains Indiana, who had never flown on a plane before, Romney replied "I know exactly how she feels. I just purchased a new Gulf Stream and I've yet to take it out for it's maiden flight. It's one of the many sacrifices I've had to make on this campaign to take back America"
 
2012-02-27 10:09:41 AM
Does Romney have any advisers at all? It's hard to believe there is no one telling him to stop saying stuff like this.
 
2012-02-27 10:12:37 AM
Aarontology: When asked on his thoughts about Samantha Perkins aged 37 of White Plains Indiana, who had never flown on a plane before, Romney replied "I know exactly how she feels. I just purchased a new Gulf Stream and I've yet to take it out for it's maiden flight. It's one of the many sacrifices I've had to make on this campaign to take back America"

You're making that up.
That's Palin level stupid.
 
2012-02-27 10:12:58 AM
Aarontology: When asked on his thoughts about Samantha Perkins aged 37 of White Plains Indiana, who had never flown on a plane before, Romney replied "I know exactly how she feels. I just purchased a new Gulf Stream and I've yet to take it out for it's maiden flight. It's one of the many sacrifices I've had to make on this campaign to take back America"

I can't even tell if this is true or not anymore.
 
2012-02-27 10:13:05 AM
Lsherm: No kidding.

ROMNEY, YOU AREN'T A COMMON MAN! QUIT TRYING TO ACT LIKE ONE!

When Obama farked up with his arugula comment, he didn't make the same mistake twice. Every time Romney opens his mouth, it's like he's trying to one-up himself. I fully expect a comment within the next week about how he really likes french fries because he steals a few from his maids whenever they have some. Maybe he could biatch about real estate taxes on second homes.


I still don't understand how anyone can consider that a fark up. You can buy arugula at any grocery store for close to the same price as other lettuce. And he was standing in a room of farmers who freaking RAISED arugula.
 
2012-02-27 10:14:22 AM
Aarontology: When asked on his thoughts about Samantha Perkins aged 37 of White Plains Indiana, who had never flown on a plane before, Romney replied "I know exactly how she feels. I just purchased a new Gulf Stream and I've yet to take it out for it's maiden flight. It's one of the many sacrifices I've had to make on this campaign to take back America"

Its gotta so bad I'm not entirely sure thats a joke or not.
 
2012-02-27 10:15:52 AM
I know exactly what it's like to be poor. I happen to have multiple refrigerators.
 
2012-02-27 10:15:55 AM
Satanic_Hamster: I still don't understand how anyone can consider that a fark up. You can buy arugula at any grocery store for close to the same price as other lettuce. And he was standing in a room of farmers who freaking RAISED arugula.

I grew arugula last year.
It was bitter & spicy. I pulled it up.
 
2012-02-27 10:16:10 AM
Satanic_Hamster: Lsherm: No kidding.

ROMNEY, YOU AREN'T A COMMON MAN! QUIT TRYING TO ACT LIKE ONE!

When Obama farked up with his arugula comment, he didn't make the same mistake twice. Every time Romney opens his mouth, it's like he's trying to one-up himself. I fully expect a comment within the next week about how he really likes french fries because he steals a few from his maids whenever they have some. Maybe he could biatch about real estate taxes on second homes.

I still don't understand how anyone can consider that a fark up. You can buy arugula at any grocery store for close to the same price as other lettuce. And he was standing in a room of farmers who freaking RAISED arugula.


Yeah. For fark's sake, I went grocery shopping earlier and considered getting some arugula because it's not more expensive than any decent leafy green. I went with baby romaine because arugula's a bit too peppery for the COOL STORY BRO

Iceberg lettuce shouldn't farking count as a vegetable. It's crispy water. When you slather it with ranch dressing and bacon, you're not eating a salad, you're eating a negative salad. It also has no taste. Arugula, along with romaine, baby spinach, and other darker leafy greens, might not be as huge or crispy as iceberg lettuce, but they're better on every level without being much more expensive.

The iceberg/arugula thing probably is a very good metaphor for political discourse, but I'm not sure how.
 
2012-02-27 10:16:48 AM
Satanic_Hamster: Lsherm: No kidding.

ROMNEY, YOU AREN'T A COMMON MAN! QUIT TRYING TO ACT LIKE ONE!

When Obama farked up with his arugula comment, he didn't make the same mistake twice. Every time Romney opens his mouth, it's like he's trying to one-up himself. I fully expect a comment within the next week about how he really likes french fries because he steals a few from his maids whenever they have some. Maybe he could biatch about real estate taxes on second homes.

I still don't understand how anyone can consider that a fark up. You can buy arugula at any grocery store for close to the same price as other lettuce. And he was standing in a room of farmers who freaking RAISED arugula.


Fresh vegetables and expensive and rare luxuries like refrigerators! REAL AMERICANS eat individually wrapped processed corn-products!
 
2012-02-27 10:16:59 AM
When asked about the victims of the Costa Concordia disaster, Romney replied "I understand their pain. My family lost two state rooms full of furniture and 3 cars when the Titanic went down. Luckily, my great grandfather, great grandmother, and my grandparents found their way to two lifeboats. It was a harrowing experience for them. We never got that damn necklace back."
 
2012-02-27 10:17:30 AM
He's trying to capitalize on the "Someday I can be rich enough to be a NASCAR ticket holder" crowd.
 
2012-02-27 10:17:48 AM
i935.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-27 10:17:58 AM
He's so clueless, it's almost endearing. Like you just want to pinch his little cheeks and tell him "maybe next time, little guy"
 
2012-02-27 10:18:05 AM
I've never understood this "common man" bullshiat. I don't want a common man as President. What happened to running on his business record? Oh, yeah, it's like anything else: he wants it both ways.
 
2012-02-27 10:18:26 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-27 10:18:43 AM
bionicjoe: Satanic_Hamster: I still don't understand how anyone can consider that a fark up. You can buy arugula at any grocery store for close to the same price as other lettuce. And he was standing in a room of farmers who freaking RAISED arugula.

I grew arugula last year.
It was bitter & spicy. I pulled it up.


*facepalm*

/Praise FSM I hope you're trolling.
 
2012-02-27 10:19:11 AM
sweetmelissa31: I know exactly what it's like to be poor. I happen to have multiple refrigerators.

Poor you -- you're twice as poor as me!
 
2012-02-27 10:20:33 AM
I wonder who is "great friends" with Romney? I can't imagine that guy is even a tiny bit of fun, ever.
 
2012-02-27 10:21:31 AM
Satanic_Hamster: Lsherm: No kidding.

ROMNEY, YOU AREN'T A COMMON MAN! QUIT TRYING TO ACT LIKE ONE!

When Obama farked up with his arugula comment, he didn't make the same mistake twice. Every time Romney opens his mouth, it's like he's trying to one-up himself. I fully expect a comment within the next week about how he really likes french fries because he steals a few from his maids whenever they have some. Maybe he could biatch about real estate taxes on second homes.

I still don't understand how anyone can consider that a fark up. You can buy arugula at any grocery store for close to the same price as other lettuce. And he was standing in a room of farmers who freaking RAISED arugula.


What you don't understand is that those poor farmers are forced at gunpoint by Obama Youth to raise that elitist leaf.
 
2012-02-27 10:21:49 AM
sweetmelissa31: I know exactly what it's like to be poor. I happen to have multiple refrigerators.

I'm just a regular Joe. Why I'm good friends with Arthur Maytag and Robby Kenmore.
 
2012-02-27 10:22:10 AM
thismomentinblackhistory: I don't want a common man as President.

Neither do I. But what I REALLY don't want is someone who is trying to pretend to be a common man and isn't smart enough to come up with anything better than "some of my best friends are NASCAR team owners."
 
2012-02-27 10:22:13 AM
Romney was recently asked about the lack of consistent snowfall in the northern US, Romney replied "I understand their concerns. We had to go to the swiss alps for our skiing vacation last year."
 
2012-02-27 10:22:20 AM
i149.photobucket.com
I say, Jeeves - would bursts of flatulence enamour me to the unwashed public?

Possibly, sir. Shall I gather some of the outdoor staff for the job? They're rather gassy from what I hear (and smell).
 
2012-02-27 10:23:44 AM
bionicjoe:
I grew arugula last year.
It was bitter & spicy. I pulled it up.

I like my women like I like my arugula...

I have been teasing my republican friends about him for weeks. He is the Kerry of the GOP. Its wonderfully fun.
 
2012-02-27 10:23:47 AM
Headso: I wonder who is "great friends" with Romney? I can't imagine that guy is even a tiny bit of fun, ever.

media.salon.com
 
2012-02-27 10:24:18 AM
Aarontology: When asked on his thoughts about Samantha Perkins aged 37 of White Plains Indiana, who had never flown on a plane before, Romney replied "I know exactly how she feels. I just purchased a new Gulf Stream and I've yet to take it out for it's maiden flight. It's one of the many sacrifices I've had to make on this campaign to take back America"

No way. Your're pulling my leg. Monday morning and only one coffee but he couldn't really have said that.
 
2012-02-27 10:25:24 AM
actualhuman: bionicjoe: Satanic_Hamster: I still don't understand how anyone can consider that a fark up. You can buy arugula at any grocery store for close to the same price as other lettuce. And he was standing in a room of farmers who freaking RAISED arugula.

I grew arugula last year.
It was bitter & spicy. I pulled it up.

*facepalm*

/Praise FSM I hope you're trolling.


No, not trolling.
Mine tasted especially bad, not like the store bought. Not sure why, but it was almost inedible.
 
2012-02-27 10:25:43 AM
Jackson Herring: I'm just a regular Joe. Why I'm good friends with Arthur Maytag and Robby Kenmore.

I have posed for a picture with a laundry machine. From what I understand it is an apparatus that takes clothing that has already been worn and disinfects it so that one can use it a second time.
 
2012-02-27 10:25:43 AM
inhabitat.com
Big Pimpin
 
2012-02-27 10:26:09 AM
thismomentinblackhistory: I've never understood this "common man" bullshiat.

blame republicans for that. remember, al gore and john kerrey were stiff and aloof. george w. bush was a president you could "have a beer with."
 
2012-02-27 10:26:58 AM
It really is the ideal out of touch statement. Is there anyone here who didn't think it might have been an Onion article? I mean, it really should be an Onion article. The fact that it's a real statement is totally mindblowing.

Sangi: bionicjoe:
I grew arugula last year.
It was bitter & spicy. I pulled it up.

I like my women like I like my arugula.


Anally?
 
2012-02-27 10:28:04 AM
mrshowrules: Aarontology: When asked on his thoughts about Samantha Perkins aged 37 of White Plains Indiana, who had never flown on a plane before, Romney replied "I know exactly how she feels. I just purchased a new Gulf Stream and I've yet to take it out for it's maiden flight. It's one of the many sacrifices I've had to make on this campaign to take back America"

No way. Your're pulling my leg. Monday morning and only one coffee but he couldn't really have said that.


I bet you $10,000 he didn't
 
2012-02-27 10:28:18 AM
FlashHarry: thismomentinblackhistory: I've never understood this "common man" bullshiat.

blame republicans for that. remember, al gore and john kerrey were stiff and aloof. george w. bush was a president you could "have a beer with."


Do you like beer? I like beer. I have several friends who own beer companies.
 
2012-02-27 10:28:45 AM
Obama probably doesn't know a lot of secretaries but he knows their bosses.

What's the point again?
 
2012-02-27 10:28:59 AM
He's rich? I had no idea. At least he isn't Mormon. Oh wait, you guys complained about that too. Maybe he's considerate of his electorate and changes his opinion based on new information...yep, he's a flip flopper.
 
2012-02-27 10:29:00 AM
thismomentinblackhistory: I've never understood this "common man" bullshiat. I don't want a common man as President. What happened to running on his business record? Oh, yeah, it's like anything else: he wants it both ways.

Take-over a company that is struggling. Let's say it is worth $100M. Use the company as collateral for a $100M loan. Pay your firm $100M in fees. Sell off the company assets and turn it over to the bank. This is literally the shiat that Bain Capital has done.
 
2012-02-27 10:29:06 AM
Sangi: He is the Kerry of the GOP.

Mitt Romney makes John Kerry look like Larry the Cable Guy
 
2012-02-27 10:29:44 AM
I_C_Weener: He's rich? I had no idea. At least he isn't Mormon. Oh wait, you guys complained about that too. Maybe he's considerate of his electorate and changes his opinion based on new information...yep, he's a flip flopper.

Look. Look how dumb you are. Just hangin it out there for all of us to see
 
2012-02-27 10:29:48 AM
Jackson Herring: Sangi: He is the Kerry of the GOP.

Mitt Romney makes John Kerry look like Larry the Cable Guy


I dunno - Kerry does have that wicked New England lockjaw thing going.
 
2012-02-27 10:30:37 AM
I like how people think our elected officials should be in-touch with the common man. I have never once in thirty years heard the Republican Party suggest that our President be someone I would want to drink a beer with. Mitt Romney may be wrong on the vast majority of issues (does not want to eliminate taxes, opposes slavery), but the notion that he should feel pity or sympathize with those less wealthy than him (i.e. less successful) is ridiculous.
 
2012-02-27 10:30:40 AM
I_C_Weener: He's rich? I had no idea. At least he isn't Mormon. Oh wait, you guys complained about that too. Maybe he's considerate of his electorate and changes his opinion based on new information...yep, he's a flip flopper.

Changing your mind based on new information: Wise.

Changing your mind based on the audience you're in front of: Skeevy.
 
2012-02-27 10:31:02 AM
I_C_Weener: Maybe he's considerate of his electorate and changes his opinion based on new information

The "new information" being how it plays out with whoever he is talking to at that very moment.
 
2012-02-27 10:31:20 AM
Remember when Karl Rove said Obama was the "elitist" at the country club? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
 
2012-02-27 10:31:54 AM
skullkrusher: Jackson Herring: Sangi: He is the Kerry of the GOP.

Mitt Romney makes John Kerry look like Larry the Cable Guy

I dunno - Kerry does have that wicked New England lockjaw thing going.


Remember when the lockjaw accents were popular with the GOP?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-02-27 10:31:55 AM
I_C_Weener: He's rich? I had no idea. At least he isn't Mormon. Oh wait, you guys complained about that too. Maybe he's considerate of his electorate and changes his opinion based on new information...yep, he's a flip flopper.

Well, we're really just having a laugh, as none of the stupid assholes running has a ghost of a chance of beating Obama, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
 
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