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(Gothamist)   Brooklyn hipster biatches to NYC DEP about 64-year-old local deli because it smells too much like real roasted coffee and not enough like fair-trade double-roasted artisanally cuddled beans   (gothamist.com) divider line 13
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2012-02-27 02:09:21 PM
2 votes:
Is this where the correct definition of hipster is given?

By 37 different people? With 37 different definitions?

/Why did the hipster burn his mouth when he drank his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool.
2012-02-27 11:19:23 AM
2 votes:
I mean, can't I get this spiffy outfit at J-Crew?

randomoverload.com
2012-02-27 10:53:53 AM
2 votes:
Really, that's the smell people are complaining about in Brooklyn?
2012-02-27 03:39:57 PM
1 votes:

mekki: That's not hipster.


Hipster is whoever you don't like. It's like asshole, but you judge their appearance, not behavior.
2012-02-27 01:09:50 PM
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: regindyn: FreakinB: BumpInTheNight: Actually according to the article it sounds like the owners suspect its the other urban heralds of gentrification: Breeders.

Yeah. Sounds like he thinks it's more Park Slope-esque mommy mafia than hipsters.

R.A.Danny: Maybe I'm just lumping every asshole group into one, but I thought hipsters were the only people that shopped at J-Crew

No offense to you, but that's just further evidence that most of the use of the term "hipster" on this site is done with a completely incorrect idea about what it means.

I'll bite: What's it mean then?

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This is where you shop? Do you go there with FreakinB and share chai lattes?
2012-02-27 01:07:06 PM
1 votes:
So bad smells are banned in NYC?
*tearfully scratches out plans to visit the big apple from his bucket list*
2012-02-27 01:01:44 PM
1 votes:

BumpInTheNight: Actually according to the article it sounds like the owners suspect its the other urban heralds of gentrification: Breeders.


... The B word, huh.

RANT TIME

Harry Potter book release: don't worry, no spoilers.

Showed up at seven, in full costume for a nine am release. Devoted no? I was one of the few to dress up, and I was the best-dressed. I'm not being vain, I honestly had the most detailed and accurate costume there.

We were told in line, that the best-dressed person in line gets to open the box and have the first Half-Blood Prince book. So, I'm a shoo-in, aren't I?

WRONG.

farking moo brings her bratty sprog in at 8:59am dressed in a generic Kmart cape with stars and glitter and farking gaudy BLAH. Twig for a wand.

OMG WITTLE PWESHUS SO CUTE OMG YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX AND HAVE THIS BOOK YOU CAN'T READ AND *fawning fawning, blatant breederism etc*

THE farkING KID WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS. THE BOX OPENING WAS MINE. MIIIIINE.

I wouldn't have minded if someone had said "Oh look Sass, you are best-dressed but would you mind if this land-mine amputee opened the box instead?" I would have said "Absolutely no problem. Go for it." But no. farkING CROTCHDROPPING GETS THE HONOUR. I'm furious. On principle of course, not out of any sense of entitlement. Well yes, entitlement also. But I WORKED FOR IT, I DESERVED IT.

I made an effort. I spent money making an effort. I showed up early. I will remember and treasure this event for ever and eternity. And I'm passed over for an ugly little brat with a sparkly tie. Woo farking woo.

I didn't stab her in the eye with my wand. I WANTED to. I talked about doing so VERY farkING LOUDLY. I was going to eviscerate her mother with the cover of my brand-new copy.

I farking hate breeders and child-lovers. farkING GO TO HELL.

I'm so pissed about this, sorry. It's just that in ten years time, this kid won't remember what she was doing on July 16th 2005. In ten years time, I will be remembering how I was deprived of this nerdly honor by an opportunistic twat breeder and her shiatling. I'm hurt. All my life, nothing has gotten to me more than being deliberately ignored, or passed over. Honestly; that's the sort of thing that can make me cry in public. Or key your car. Or viciously murder you and your family in the heat of frustration and never-ending denial Congratulations breeders, you win.

Edited to add: To all of you who are calling me immature etc, I'd like to add that you make a very good point, but have you considered GO fark YOURSELF? If you're so anal-retentive, go back to the other community and go on with your breeder-humping. Also, to the person who submitted this to fandom_wank, I seriously (no sarcasm) thank you. I've always wanted to be there!
(new window, NSFW).

/Sorry
//But every time I hear/read someone use that word
///These sad, and pathetic excuse of people come to mind
2012-02-27 12:57:18 PM
1 votes:

R.A.Danny: I mean, can't I get this spiffy outfit at J-Crew?

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God, I have this overwhelming urge to find that guy, bag him, drop him in a shipping crate and send him to Zimbabwe. Let's see how your decorative medals and pocket watch play over there, you jack toad.
2012-02-27 12:53:38 PM
1 votes:

downstairs:
I know of people in my neighborhood who complain about the sound of train horns. Seriously? You had to drive over the tracks 10 times while looking for houses... and I promise you- since they run all day- you were delayed by one just getting into the neighborhood to look for your place. You knew what you were getting into.

/loves the sound of a train
//also loves the smell of our local coffee roaster
///if I didn't, I would have crossed this neighborhood off my list when looking for a house.


I live near an executive airport so I deal with small jets flying over all day, especially in the morning and evening and on the weekends. A new neighbor bought the house next door and was apparently unaware that he was near an airport until he moved in. I have no idea how he missed Gulf Streams banking over his house roughly 100 times a day at the initial visit and home inspection.
2012-02-27 11:37:19 AM
1 votes:

FreakinB: No offense to you, but that's just further evidence that most of the use of the term "hipster" on this site is done with a completely incorrect idea about what it means.


Who cares?
2012-02-27 11:18:00 AM
1 votes:

EvilEgg: R.A.Danny: ThunderPelvis: Yeah, I'm pretty sure hipsters don't do a lot of shopping at J-Crew, subtard.

/did get a laugh out of "artisanally cuddled beans."

//which you will pry out of my cold dead fingers...

Maybe I'm just lumping every asshole group into one, but I thought hipsters were the only people that shopped at J-Crew.
I apologize if my thought process marginalized your asshole fringe group.

The J-Crew people and the hipsters are at opposite ends of the asshole spectrum.


Heh. They all just look like assholes to me.
2012-02-27 11:03:24 AM
1 votes:

Sybarite: Really, that's the smell people are complaining about in Brooklyn?


Wait till the coffee roaster goes out of business and is replaced by Myeong's Wholesale Kimchi Paradise.
2012-02-27 11:01:03 AM
1 votes:

ThunderPelvis: Yeah, I'm pretty sure hipsters don't do a lot of shopping at J-Crew, subtard.

/did get a laugh out of "artisanally cuddled beans."

//which you will pry out of my cold dead fingers...


Maybe I'm just lumping every asshole group into one, but I thought hipsters were the only people that shopped at J-Crew.
I apologize if my thought process marginalized your asshole fringe group.
 
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