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(Tampa Bay Online)   What happens when you park a small car at the Red Neck Yacht Club? It gets flattened by a van with 5-foot tires, of course   (www2.tbo.com) divider line 8
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2012-02-27 04:16:29 AM
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The_Sheriff_Is_A_Niiii: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ironically, actual rednecks can't afford to spend a weekend at their titular "yacht club." The "suburban blue-collar wanna-be club" is more apropos.

Why someone would yearn to emulate a "redneck" lifestyle is a mystery, perhaps they think it makes them seem "macho" or "tough"?

Love of the outdoors? Hunting? Fishing? Not wanting to live like a little sissy boy in some large city smashed together with 500 other people in the same tiny apartment building?


Assuming you aren't being sarcastic, it seems that "redneck" confers more than a love of the outdoors. I know many people, myself included, that love to hunt, fish, hike, etc... But I wouldn't consider them (nor myself) to be a "redneck."

/"sissy boy"? Really?
2012-02-27 03:38:10 AM
2 votes:
Worthless reporting this without pics.
2012-02-27 08:19:54 AM
1 votes:

The_Sheriff_Is_A_Niiii: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ironically, actual rednecks can't afford to spend a weekend at their titular "yacht club." The "suburban blue-collar wanna-be club" is more apropos.

Why someone would yearn to emulate a "redneck" lifestyle is a mystery, perhaps they think it makes them seem "macho" or "tough"?

Love of the outdoors? Hunting? Fishing? Not wanting to live like a little sissy boy in some large city smashed together with 500 other people in the same tiny apartment building?



Yeah! Cuz it's one or t'other! You're either a pansy nancy boy living in a high rise drinkin' Zimas with your pansy boyfriends or you're a real man killin' shiat, mud-boggin', and farkin' your cousin!
2012-02-27 05:36:57 AM
1 votes:

The_Sheriff_Is_A_Niiii: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ironically, actual rednecks can't afford to spend a weekend at their titular "yacht club." The "suburban blue-collar wanna-be club" is more apropos.

Why someone would yearn to emulate a "redneck" lifestyle is a mystery, perhaps they think it makes them seem "macho" or "tough"?

Love of the outdoors? Hunting? Fishing? Not wanting to live like a little sissy boy in some large city smashed together with 500 other people in the same tiny apartment building?


Perfect answer, ya dumb fark.

Self-proclaimed "rednecks" are usually pieces of over-testosteroned bully boys that are full of shiat and smell bad as a result.
2012-02-27 03:58:32 AM
1 votes:
Ironically, actual rednecks can't afford to spend a weekend at their titular "yacht club." The "suburban blue-collar wanna-be club" is more apropos.

Why someone would yearn to emulate a "redneck" lifestyle is a mystery, perhaps they think it makes them seem "macho" or "tough"?
Juc
2012-02-27 03:45:54 AM
1 votes:
I wonder why they decided to crush the car in the first place.
If it was taking up 4 parking spaces I would be ok with it.
2012-02-27 03:41:03 AM
1 votes:

wildcardjack: Worthless reporting this without pics.


This. I want to see what a VAN with 5-foot tires looks like. I also want to see what an idiot who puts 5-foot tires on a van looks like.
2012-02-27 03:36:08 AM
1 votes:
Well, at least we got the full story. Hooray for journalism in America.
 
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