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(Tampa Bay Online)   What happens when you park a small car at the Red Neck Yacht Club? It gets flattened by a van with 5-foot tires, of course   (www2.tbo.com) divider line 71
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2012-02-27 12:28:10 AM
No wonder dad didn't visit this weekend.
 
2012-02-27 01:06:07 AM
Wooooo, Red Neck Yacht club!
www.blogcdn.com
Woooo!
 
2012-02-27 01:20:15 AM
Part of me wonders, "why the hell do people think that destroying another person's property is funny." The other part of me thinks, "well you can't accuse them of false advertising."

/likelihood of alcohol being involved is high
 
2012-02-27 02:27:27 AM

germ78: Part of me wonders, "why the hell do people think that destroying another person's property is funny." The other part of me thinks, "well you can't accuse them of false advertising."

/likelihood of alcohol being involved is high


Hopefully all vehicles involved will be seized as instruments of a crime and auctioned off. I'm also pretty sure they're the same type of people that agree with defending property with lethal force....
 
2012-02-27 02:32:41 AM
I've got a little Kia they can run over. I could use the insurance write-off.
 
2012-02-27 03:36:08 AM
Well, at least we got the full story. Hooray for journalism in America.
 
2012-02-27 03:38:10 AM
Worthless reporting this without pics.
 
2012-02-27 03:39:33 AM
Take your crushed little car and be a loser someplace else............biatch.
 
2012-02-27 03:41:03 AM

wildcardjack: Worthless reporting this without pics.


This. I want to see what a VAN with 5-foot tires looks like. I also want to see what an idiot who puts 5-foot tires on a van looks like.
 
Juc
2012-02-27 03:45:54 AM
I wonder why they decided to crush the car in the first place.
If it was taking up 4 parking spaces I would be ok with it.
 
2012-02-27 03:46:58 AM
media2.myfoxtampabay.com

Was that wrong? Should I not have done flattened that there car?
 
2012-02-27 03:50:45 AM
I have a lift on my Silverado but 5 foot tires?! That's pretty outrageous. How is that thing even street legal?
 
2012-02-27 03:52:15 AM
Small cars are un-American
 
2012-02-27 03:57:09 AM
The sheriff's office says security guards identified the van's driver, who was arrested at a campsite

Down by the river...
 
2012-02-27 03:58:32 AM
Ironically, actual rednecks can't afford to spend a weekend at their titular "yacht club." The "suburban blue-collar wanna-be club" is more apropos.

Why someone would yearn to emulate a "redneck" lifestyle is a mystery, perhaps they think it makes them seem "macho" or "tough"?
 
2012-02-27 04:06:36 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Why someone would yearn to emulate a "redneck" lifestyle is a mystery, perhaps they think it makes them seem "macho" or "tough"?


I think it's more like "This is what my dad did, and what I did most of my years. Admitting that it is silly would like saying I've been an ass all these years - and that my dad was an ass, too. So in order to save face and my fond memories of dad, I will keep making the same mistake for the rest of my life."
 
2012-02-27 04:10:00 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ironically, actual rednecks can't afford to spend a weekend at their titular "yacht club." The "suburban blue-collar wanna-be club" is more apropos.

Why someone would yearn to emulate a "redneck" lifestyle is a mystery, perhaps they think it makes them seem "macho" or "tough"?


Love of the outdoors? Hunting? Fishing? Not wanting to live like a little sissy boy in some large city smashed together with 500 other people in the same tiny apartment building?
 
2012-02-27 04:16:29 AM

The_Sheriff_Is_A_Niiii: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ironically, actual rednecks can't afford to spend a weekend at their titular "yacht club." The "suburban blue-collar wanna-be club" is more apropos.

Why someone would yearn to emulate a "redneck" lifestyle is a mystery, perhaps they think it makes them seem "macho" or "tough"?

Love of the outdoors? Hunting? Fishing? Not wanting to live like a little sissy boy in some large city smashed together with 500 other people in the same tiny apartment building?


Assuming you aren't being sarcastic, it seems that "redneck" confers more than a love of the outdoors. I know many people, myself included, that love to hunt, fish, hike, etc... But I wouldn't consider them (nor myself) to be a "redneck."

/"sissy boy"? Really?
 
2012-02-27 04:23:35 AM
I bet no one had to hold his beer for this one. A nice custom van conversion like that should have cupholders for its cupholders.
 
2012-02-27 04:31:18 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The_Sheriff_Is_A_Niiii: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ironically, actual rednecks can't afford to spend a weekend at their titular "yacht club." The "suburban blue-collar wanna-be club" is more apropos.

Why someone would yearn to emulate a "redneck" lifestyle is a mystery, perhaps they think it makes them seem "macho" or "tough"?

Love of the outdoors? Hunting? Fishing? Not wanting to live like a little sissy boy in some large city smashed together with 500 other people in the same tiny apartment building?

Assuming you aren't being sarcastic, it seems that "redneck" confers more than a love of the outdoors. I know many people, myself included, that love to hunt, fish, hike, etc... But I wouldn't consider them (nor myself) to be a "redneck."

/"sissy boy"? Really?


His inferiority complex was leaking.
 
2012-02-27 05:14:25 AM

pion: wildcardjack: Worthless reporting this without pics.

This. I want to see what a VAN with 5-foot tires looks like. I also want to see what an idiot who puts 5-foot tires on a van looks like.


You have to wait until sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!
 
2012-02-27 05:18:47 AM

EvilEgg: pion: wildcardjack: Worthless reporting this without pics.

This. I want to see what a VAN with 5-foot tires looks like. I also want to see what an idiot who puts 5-foot tires on a van looks like.

You have to wait until sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!


But yesterday was sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!

That said, well played. VERY well played.
 
2012-02-27 05:22:55 AM
According to the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office, a teenage girl returned to the Red Neck Yacht Club early Saturday to find her car crushed.

Shouldn't have parked your car there all night if you weren't a "member"
Parked on private property? Ya, thats a crushin
 
2012-02-27 05:36:57 AM

The_Sheriff_Is_A_Niiii: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ironically, actual rednecks can't afford to spend a weekend at their titular "yacht club." The "suburban blue-collar wanna-be club" is more apropos.

Why someone would yearn to emulate a "redneck" lifestyle is a mystery, perhaps they think it makes them seem "macho" or "tough"?

Love of the outdoors? Hunting? Fishing? Not wanting to live like a little sissy boy in some large city smashed together with 500 other people in the same tiny apartment building?


Perfect answer, ya dumb fark.

Self-proclaimed "rednecks" are usually pieces of over-testosteroned bully boys that are full of shiat and smell bad as a result.
 
2012-02-27 05:43:40 AM

SoxSweepAgain: The_Sheriff_Is_A_Niiii: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ironically, actual rednecks can't afford to spend a weekend at their titular "yacht club." The "suburban blue-collar wanna-be club" is more apropos.

Why someone would yearn to emulate a "redneck" lifestyle is a mystery, perhaps they think it makes them seem "macho" or "tough"?

Love of the outdoors? Hunting? Fishing? Not wanting to live like a little sissy boy in some large city smashed together with 500 other people in the same tiny apartment building?

Perfect answer, ya dumb fark.

Self-proclaimed "rednecks" are usually pieces of over-testosteroned bully boys that are full of shiat and smell bad as a result.


Ha, you seem like someone else who comes from a real "redneck" family and realizes that the lifestyle isn't as glamorous as it may seem.

Newsflash to the middle America/deep south: "redneck" isn't exactly a compliment...
 
2012-02-27 05:51:08 AM

pion: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The_Sheriff_Is_A_Niiii: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ironically, actual rednecks can't afford to spend a weekend at their titular "yacht club." The "suburban blue-collar wanna-be club" is more apropos.

Why someone would yearn to emulate a "redneck" lifestyle is a mystery, perhaps they think it makes them seem "macho" or "tough"?

Love of the outdoors? Hunting? Fishing? Not wanting to live like a little sissy boy in some large city smashed together with 500 other people in the same tiny apartment building?

Assuming you aren't being sarcastic, it seems that "redneck" confers more than a love of the outdoors. I know many people, myself included, that love to hunt, fish, hike, etc... But I wouldn't consider them (nor myself) to be a "redneck."

/"sissy boy"? Really?

His inferiority complex was leaking.


Or he fancies himself a "thug gangsta"
 
2012-02-27 06:10:22 AM
wbbh.images.worldnow.com

wbbh.images.worldnow.com
 
2012-02-27 06:31:29 AM

abhorrent1: [wbbh.images.worldnow.com image 640x479]

pics of crushed car


Does anyone know what kind of car that is? I have sent it to my expert for analysis, but he doesn't get up for about an hour and might not have time before kindergarten.
 
2012-02-27 06:33:01 AM
That poor kid. It's frustrating enough to come back to your vehicle and find a dent. To see a flattened piece of metal...

Damn.

I want to be a fly on the wall at the insurance office when that claim comes in.
 
2012-02-27 06:47:41 AM

Secret Polish Boyfriend: abhorrent1: [wbbh.images.worldnow.com image 640x479]

pics of crushed car

Does anyone know what kind of car that is? I have sent it to my expert for analysis, but he doesn't get up for about an hour and might not have time before kindergarten.


1994 Toyota Corolla according to the article
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/17020130/2012/02/26/man-runs-over-smashes- t eens-small-car

/won't link
 
2012-02-27 06:54:32 AM

pion: wildcardjack: Worthless reporting this without pics.

This. I want to see what a VAN with 5-foot tires looks like. I also want to see what an idiot who puts 5-foot tires on a van looks like.


Link (new window)
at the 0:27 mark. warning, annoying country music.

this article is just shy of useless. we get the who, what, where, how but where's the damn why?
 
2012-02-27 07:22:52 AM

publikenemy: According to the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office, a teenage girl returned to the Red Neck Yacht Club early Saturday to find her car crushed.

Shouldn't have parked your car there all night if you weren't a "member"
Parked on private property? Ya, thats a crushin


Where in the article does it say she wasn't a member?
 
2012-02-27 07:28:09 AM
Where does the fifth tire go?
 
2012-02-27 07:28:43 AM
An eye for an eye. Get one of these to run over his van:

img.photobucket.com

And make the shiathead watch it! I bet he would cry like a little girl when he saw his precious van get squashed like a bug.
 
2012-02-27 07:48:43 AM
Laughs at your 5 foot tires.

colonel6.files.wordpress.com

Also guess no one goes to Monster truck shows cause this was the first thing that came to mind.

image.shutterstock.com
 
2012-02-27 07:51:21 AM
Another article.

"The owner doesn't care. You can do it."

That's all the excuse a person should need, a crowd of drunk rednecks telling him it's okay!
 
2012-02-27 07:52:41 AM

The_Sheriff_Is_A_Niiii: Love of the outdoors?


You mean for things other than urinating & defecating?
 
2012-02-27 08:19:54 AM

The_Sheriff_Is_A_Niiii: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ironically, actual rednecks can't afford to spend a weekend at their titular "yacht club." The "suburban blue-collar wanna-be club" is more apropos.

Why someone would yearn to emulate a "redneck" lifestyle is a mystery, perhaps they think it makes them seem "macho" or "tough"?

Love of the outdoors? Hunting? Fishing? Not wanting to live like a little sissy boy in some large city smashed together with 500 other people in the same tiny apartment building?



Yeah! Cuz it's one or t'other! You're either a pansy nancy boy living in a high rise drinkin' Zimas with your pansy boyfriends or you're a real man killin' shiat, mud-boggin', and farkin' your cousin!
 
2012-02-27 08:27:03 AM

abhorrent1: Secret Polish Boyfriend: abhorrent1: [wbbh.images.worldnow.com image 640x479]

pics of crushed car

Does anyone know what kind of car that is? I have sent it to my expert for analysis, but he doesn't get up for about an hour and might not have time before kindergarten.

1994 Toyota Corolla according to the article
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/17020130/2012/02/26/man-runs-over-smashes- t eens-small-car

/won't link


That is a Camry, not a Corolla.
 
2012-02-27 08:31:07 AM

The_Sheriff_Is_A_Niiii: Take your crushed little car and be a loser someplace else............biatch.


Great thinking bub, that'll make you real popular with the chicks for sure.
For all you know, she could have been a hottie.
Take a look at The 4chan Psychiatrist's pic, that guy ain't getting laid.
 
2012-02-27 08:38:53 AM
Whoa Canyonero! Whoa!
 
2012-02-27 09:20:37 AM
At first I thought subby was making up the "Redneck Yacht Club" thing. Then I read the article.

Well, it is the West Coast of FL, so nothing surprising there.

/2-1 odds the sign says "Redneck Yaht Club"
 
2012-02-27 09:27:11 AM

abhorrent1: [wbbh.images.worldnow.com image 640x479]

[wbbh.images.worldnow.com image 640x480]


That'll buff right out.
 
2012-02-27 09:43:17 AM

Greek: abhorrent1: Secret Polish Boyfriend: abhorrent1: [wbbh.images.worldnow.com image 640x479]

pics of crushed car

Does anyone know what kind of car that is? I have sent it to my expert for analysis, but he doesn't get up for about an hour and might not have time before kindergarten.

1994 Toyota Corolla according to the article
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/17020130/2012/02/26/man-runs-over-smashes- t eens-small-car

/won't link

That is a Camry, not a Corolla.


My expert had a moment before kindergarten. "My guess is a Toyota Celica but I don't know." It looks like a 2-door to me. Camry Solara?
 
2012-02-27 09:44:51 AM
I feel for the girl. Having a car is a huge deal for a teen. Sadly, I'll bet she only had liability insurance on it. Comprehensive for a teen driver of a (almost certainly) paid for 18 year old car is WAY to costly.

So, she's out a car, and her only recourse is to sue the redneck. It may be years till she recovers the worth of her car ($1,500-$2,000).

She will hate rednecks for the rest of her life. Of course, avoiding rednecks will improve the rest of her life, so perhaps it's for the best.
 
2012-02-27 09:51:17 AM
These 8 foot tires sneer at your 5 foot tires.
www.cyclelicio.us
 
2012-02-27 09:56:01 AM
"PUNTA GORDA"...isn't that Spanish for "Fat Whore"?
 
2012-02-27 09:58:21 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The_Sheriff_Is_A_Niiii: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ironically, actual rednecks can't afford to spend a weekend at their titular "yacht club." The "suburban blue-collar wanna-be club" is more apropos.

Why someone would yearn to emulate a "redneck" lifestyle is a mystery, perhaps they think it makes them seem "macho" or "tough"?

Love of the outdoors? Hunting? Fishing? Not wanting to live like a little sissy boy in some large city smashed together with 500 other people in the same tiny apartment building?

Assuming you aren't being sarcastic, it seems that "redneck" confers more than a love of the outdoors. I know many people, myself included, that love to hunt, fish, hike, etc... But I wouldn't consider them (nor myself) to be a "redneck."

/"sissy boy"? Really?


I think he's in character.
 
2012-02-27 10:07:51 AM
The incident occurred at the annual "Swamp Cabbage Weekend," which draws thousands of people to eastern Charlotte County.

Of course it does...
 
2012-02-27 10:49:06 AM
A van on monster truck tires at a mud & offroad club? That's a shocker. Toss in a day's worth of "down-home" drinking and it shouldn't surprise anyone that something gets run over. It sucks for the car owner.though. Hate it for her.

My guess is that the van guy got mad because she went off with someone else. And his act not only vented his frustrations, but it also showed her just how much he cares and how much she should be with him. And you know there was a crowd standing around cheering him on.

The Red Neck Yacht Club was shown on one of the pig hunting shows on the History-Discover-A&E.

http://redneckyachtclubmudpark.com/
 
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