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(Daily Mail)   Study: One in four women is a whore   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 49
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2012-02-27 01:17:24 AM
16 votes:
And four in one woman is a porno.
2012-02-27 12:24:16 AM
8 votes:
On average, the typical single woman is seeing 1.46 men at any one time, the researchers found (although how a girl gets to know .46 of a man remains a mystery).

I've got .46 of a man that you ladies can meet. ;) ;) nudge nudge
2012-02-27 12:32:01 AM
6 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-02-27 12:26:55 AM
6 votes:

Grables'Daughter: And, Farkers, don't you like those odds?


Not when the other three keep calling the cops...
2012-02-27 07:15:36 AM
5 votes:
s3-ak.buzzfed.com
2012-02-27 05:43:13 AM
5 votes:
So chances are 50/50 that it's either my wife or my girlfriend...
2012-02-27 05:41:07 AM
5 votes:

octopied:

Whores. Nice, Fark. You can't use racial slurs but you can still use the old fallback term for women.


Only a quarter of them.
2012-02-27 12:33:24 AM
5 votes:

Candygram4Mongo: Grables'Daughter: And, Farkers, don't you like those odds?

Not when the other three keep calling the cops...


The court order says that you're not to have any contact with me.

Quoting me in a Fark thread constitutes contact.

REPORTED!
2012-02-27 06:32:59 AM
4 votes:

20/20: If you're a woman, and expect free drinks/meals simply because you're a woman, you might be a whore.


I was at a bar on Friday night, and this girl sitting next to me kept introducing herself to everyone as "Birthday Girl." Not surprisingly, nearly every one of them bought her a drink. She then tried it on me. I laughed, then asked her why her parents hated her so much for giving her such a stupid name.
2012-02-27 06:25:10 AM
4 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net


how many of them is Trebek's mom dating?
2012-02-27 06:21:18 AM
4 votes:
On average, the typical single woman is seeing 1.46 men at any one time, the researchers found (although how a girl gets to know .46 of a man remains a mystery).

Friend Zone is a cruel cruel mistress
2012-02-27 06:03:36 AM
3 votes:

Grables'Daughter: And, Farkers, don't you like those odds?


The odds are good but the goods are odd.
2012-02-27 12:23:39 AM
3 votes:
On average, the typical single woman is seeing 1.46 men at any one time, the researchers found (although how a girl gets to know .46 of a man remains a mystery).

It might not be a mystery if you read the first two words of your own sentence, tard.
2012-02-27 09:50:35 AM
2 votes:

phedus: I'm 25, been with my boyfriend for 8 years. We have a kid together. I bought him a house, I bought him a car. These "all womens that want material things and penis are whore" comments are making me lol.


you must admit, that's not the

www.math.rutgers.edu
2012-02-27 08:34:33 AM
2 votes:
My study has shown that ratio to be substantially higher. I tire of women banging on my door at 4 a.m. and I have to get up to let them out.
2012-02-27 08:11:45 AM
2 votes:

Public Savant: perigee: Care to expand on that last sentence?

Let me try...

2 Theater tickets = 24.00
Snacks at movie = 19.00
2 meals = 35.00
------------------------------
$78.00 = Insufficient expenditure.for the honor of an evening listening to her blather. You are a bum.

So if I can find a hooker for $ 78 then I can save money AND avoid listening to crap?

At this point I think prostitution has been outlawed to ensure future taxpayers.


Well, apparently, the preferred alternative is to wander around public office buildings for free. Did you know you could see other buildings from the top floor? Romantical. And didn't cost a dime. (Women my age would be So impressed by touring the publicly accessible bits of Philly's City Hall... why did I never think of this? Oh yeah - because it bored the crap out of everyone when we did it as a sixth grade field trip...)
2012-02-27 07:43:25 AM
2 votes:
i788.photobucket.com
2012-02-27 07:18:38 AM
2 votes:
So 1 out of 20 female dentists is a whore who doesn't recommend Trident for her patients who chew gum.
2012-02-27 06:06:27 AM
2 votes:

TappingTheVein: Grables'Daughter: And, Farkers, don't you like those odds?

The odds are good but the goods are odd.


I see you've been to Alaska
2012-02-27 06:00:14 AM
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: ChuDogg: 1 in 4 women are AWing drama queens like Grables'Daughter

What city, though?

/AWs need real attention


Geez, that looks way creepier than I intended. ChuDogg, GD, disregard this.
2012-02-27 02:28:25 AM
2 votes:
You just gotta use the statistics in your favor.

Just come straight out to every girl you see, "Hey, want to go back to my place?"

You try that at least 20 times and you're bound to bring back at least someone
2012-02-27 04:05:38 PM
1 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul: Came for GD pics.

Leaving unsatisfied.


First, you must satisfy GD.

How do you know you've satisfied Grable's Daughter?

She unties you.
2012-02-27 03:17:00 PM
1 votes:

frepnog: DubyaHater: Grables'Daughter: DubyaHater: Grables'Daughter: DubyaHater: Last four women I've been with, from earliest to latest.....
1) Small town girl and self-proclaimed virgin
2) Girl who claimed to be with only two guys before me
3) Girl who slept with "between 15-18 guys" by the age of 27
4) 42 year old divorcee who states she has only been with 4 guys in her life

Conclusion.......Women lie and girl #3 was by far the most fun. I almost married her until her Borderline Personality Disorder took over and she ended up committed after attempting suicide.

I'm not quite 27, and I haven't had 15 guys. And single.

Well, I am very attracted to brunette hair and glasses. How you doin'?

/clicks on DubyaHater's profile
//no picture

I'm okay, I guess.

You talked me into posting a picture on my profile. Be nice please :-)

you look just like my friend Gweedo.

/seriously. I have a friend named Gweedo and you look just like him.


Did your friend Gweedo shoot first?
2012-02-27 02:01:37 PM
1 votes:

Persnickety: Philip J. Fry: It seems the rules are, when a woman is dating several guys she's a whore. When a guy dates several women "We never talked about being exclusive!"


Think of it this way: A key that can open a bunch of locks is one awesome key to have. OTOH, a lock that can be opened by multiple keys is a lousy lock.


It's nice to see you're able to repost someone else's metaphor to slut shame women for enjoying sex while idolizing men. I totally get you think women are to be conquered by virile men.

It's just weird becausae usually people with those kind of shiatty opinions keep quiet, you know, out of embarrassment.
2012-02-27 12:35:50 PM
1 votes:
What about that secret discovery by the psychologists, that hidden loophole in the female psyche where you can get any woman to fark you by using three simple questions. I don't know what those questions are because I haven't clicked on the advertisement, but it says it's guaranteed to work on any woman. Doesn't that skew the results if these woman wouldn't normally fark a guy, but he tricks her with those three special questions?

There's another dating website where they're giving away free memberships to men because they have too many women who want to fark and they must balance the M/F ratio.
2012-02-27 12:16:53 PM
1 votes:

Persnickety: Philip J. Fry: It seems the rules are, when a woman is dating several guys she's a whore. When a guy dates several women "We never talked about being exclusive!"


Think of it this way: A key that can open a bunch of locks is one awesome key to have. OTOH, a lock that can be opened by multiple keys is a lousy lock.


I, myself, can open many, many locks.
2012-02-27 11:41:07 AM
1 votes:

perigee: Let me try...
2 Theater tickets = 24.00
Snacks at movie = 19.00
2 meals = 35.00


What kind of hogs are you dating where she needs both snacks and then a meal over the course of a few hours? Or is that just your default position--'this is what you do on a date.' Is there some kind of formula where you think, "So this is what I do, and then she will have to fark me." brilliant! And no wonder everybody is farking fat. The only thing they know how to do when they leave the house is go find something to shove into their pie-hole.

And why would I want to go to a movie on a first date? You don't even know each other well enough to know what kind of taste you have, then you're going to spend 2 hours sitting silently at some flick that probably one of you will hate? Well, that's certainly a good way to get to know someone.....

/why I'm single, part one
2012-02-27 10:50:23 AM
1 votes:
Ugh all you people giving out advice are so wrong it's not even funny. I just lurk on fark all day, identify the females in the thread and then send them unsolicited WIE. Works every time, the biatches love unsolicited WIE.
2012-02-27 10:11:52 AM
1 votes:

wademh: 20/20: wademh: Molavian: Oh, c'mon. No dudes here have had a harem or stable of chicks they used to "date"?

I learned at a young age that expecting sex on a date had inverse potential to getting sex. Go out with women and just have a fun time. Mostly follow their lead but do some flirting, just not in a pressuring way. And just concentrate on having fun instead of trying to get laid. You won't always get laid but you'll have fun and you will wind up with far more sex than 90% of the guys who are fixated. And if you think a date is dinner and a movie, you neither deserve sex or a date.

Care to expand on that last sentence?

Dinner is OK if you're cooking it together but eating in a restaurant is generally too passive. Now and then, sure, often? No. Safely having a table between you and someone you don't know? Good for a blind date. As for movies, again, far too passive. Try a live performance of some sort because there's good energy there. Or find a statue garden to walk through, or almost anything you can have fun with that doesn't involve you ignoring the person you are out with.


What a tool.
2012-02-27 10:04:46 AM
1 votes:

phedus: I'm 25, been with my boyfriend for 8 years. We have a kid together. I bought him a house, I bought him a car. These "all womens that want material things and penis are whore" comments are making me lol.


Need a Sancho?

/*Flashes the call me sign.*
2012-02-27 09:11:48 AM
1 votes:

This text is now purple: Nothing has a 100% probability.


This is both a statement and a contradiction of the statement.

Isn't that funny?
2012-02-27 09:00:03 AM
1 votes:

Ficoce:
If I had learned this earlier there probably would have been one marriage and I wouldn't of had to go through what you probably will live through. You can only imagine what I've been through, I've experienced your life already. Quit thinking of women as fairy princesses and start thinking of them as people.


That blinding insight took you two marriages? And you're giving advice to others?
2012-02-27 08:46:11 AM
1 votes:
www.tropical-plants-flowers-and-decor.com

One in seven British women is actually a praying mantis. A sexy sexy praying mantis.
2012-02-27 08:45:46 AM
1 votes:
too much math for a whore thread.
2012-02-27 08:42:18 AM
1 votes:
"Men typically don't dislike women who have had a lot of partners, if the woman has been up front and honest to all of those partners."

Well... lets define that. We'll take a random age of 40; the prime of Miss Jean Brody. She's been around the block, and is not likely to double her antics in the remainder of her active years. How do you define an acceptable "a lot?" 40? 60? Would she find me as acceptable if I drilled as often as she had been plumbed? Not that it matters, I suppose - I have more respect for my partners than to screw everything that says yes.

For all the large talk about "hate," I suspect none of these self-respecting women have told their mothers how many men they've had between their legs. Why do they hate themselves so, that they wouldn't proclaim their independence proudly... and compare numbers with their mom?

Not hate. Disrespect. I don't care enough to hate them.
2012-02-27 07:57:46 AM
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: Oh and the Daily Fail is well known for making up bullsh*t statistics.


Sometimes I think they have a computer program putting together their articles with random input.
2012-02-27 07:56:07 AM
1 votes:

Joce678: FunkOut:
No, not all of them. Just in your imagination and/or geographic location and/or family unit.

At some phase of their life they always want something in return, be it material or spiritual. If they haven't done it yet, they will.

For most women the 'phase' lasts for most of their lives. Ask any single woman if they'd rather their next boyfriend was a millionaire. Go ahead...I'll wait here.


Hahahahahah! Oh wow. You know far less than you think you do. Keep imagining that there are no women out there who value love, life, and sex with someone they think is awesome over all the other unimportant things in existence.

Besides, who the hell trusts a millionaire? I don't even trust anyone in a suit.
2012-02-27 07:46:50 AM
1 votes:

20/20: wademh: Molavian: Oh, c'mon. No dudes here have had a harem or stable of chicks they used to "date"?

I learned at a young age that expecting sex on a date had inverse potential to getting sex. Go out with women and just have a fun time. Mostly follow their lead but do some flirting, just not in a pressuring way. And just concentrate on having fun instead of trying to get laid. You won't always get laid but you'll have fun and you will wind up with far more sex than 90% of the guys who are fixated. And if you think a date is dinner and a movie, you neither deserve sex or a date.

Care to expand on that last sentence?


Let me try...

2 Theater tickets = 24.00
Snacks at movie = 19.00
2 meals = 35.00
------------------------------
$78.00 = Insufficient expenditure.for the honor of an evening listening to her blather. You are a bum.
2012-02-27 07:20:57 AM
1 votes:

Molavian: Oh, c'mon. No dudes here have had a harem or stable of chicks they used to "date"?


Perhaps a harem of Japanese pillow dolls...
2012-02-27 06:36:31 AM
1 votes:

Bazinga In My Pants: Grables'Daughter: And, Farkers, don't you like those odds?

Hell, in O.C., the odds are more like 80-90%.

/Women love putting out in O.C.

//One of the many benefits of living here.

///92663, represent!


yeah but youre talking about newport beach chicks. theyve all got the fake hair highlights and fake tits and the herp.
2012-02-27 06:30:15 AM
1 votes:
i keep getting the 3 out of 4 :(
2012-02-27 06:19:28 AM
1 votes:
If you're a woman, and expect free drinks/meals simply because you're a woman, you might be a whore.
2012-02-27 06:16:38 AM
1 votes:
And the proper term is slut. All women are whores. And they're English so who cares.
2012-02-27 06:08:04 AM
1 votes:
i kind of thought they were all whores. if you have a vagina, and expect your husband/bf to buy anything for you because you let him put his penis in you, well, fark you. you are a whore.
2012-02-27 05:57:17 AM
1 votes:

ChuDogg: 1 in 4 women are AWing drama queens like Grables'Daughter


What city, though?

/AWs need real attention
2012-02-27 05:53:03 AM
1 votes:
1 in 4 women are AWing drama queens like Grables'Daughter
2012-02-27 05:32:14 AM
1 votes:
Come on, this is old news. Every woman I've ever known has had a boyfriend/husband, a male "close friend", and a last resort. If I ever met a woman who wasn't one step away from 3 dicks, then I'd be worried.
2012-02-27 04:40:08 AM
1 votes:
A quarter of young British women are dating at least three men at once, according to a study.

What exactly constitutes dating in their eyes? Is it just farking or just any amount of intimacy and emotional investment?

Dating more than one person at once sounds like a nightmare. I over-analyze and de-construct everything in a relationship all the time, doing that for three relationships at once would probably drive me completely insane.

/not to mention all the chafing
2012-02-27 12:51:52 AM
1 votes:
More like 4.6", if you ladies see what I'm gettin' at.
 
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