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2012-02-27 10:19:58 AM  

eas81: Grables'Daughter: DubyaHater: Last four women I've been with, from earliest to latest.....
1) Small town girl and self-proclaimed virgin
2) Girl who claimed to be with only two guys before me
3) Girl who slept with "between 15-18 guys" by the age of 27
4) 42 year old divorcee who states she has only been with 4 guys in her life

Conclusion.......Women lie and girl #3 was by far the most fun. I almost married her until her Borderline Personality Disorder took over and she ended up committed after attempting suicide.

I'm not quite 27, and I haven't had 15 guys. And single.

In your case we have to count the girls also so that ups the total way up!


You saw what I did there.

: )
 
2012-02-27 10:22:57 AM  

DubyaHater: Grables'Daughter: DubyaHater: Last four women I've been with, from earliest to latest.....
1) Small town girl and self-proclaimed virgin
2) Girl who claimed to be with only two guys before me
3) Girl who slept with "between 15-18 guys" by the age of 27
4) 42 year old divorcee who states she has only been with 4 guys in her life

Conclusion.......Women lie and girl #3 was by far the most fun. I almost married her until her Borderline Personality Disorder took over and she ended up committed after attempting suicide.

I'm not quite 27, and I haven't had 15 guys. And single.

Well, I am very attracted to brunette hair and glasses. How you doin'?


/clicks on DubyaHater's profile
//no picture

I'm okay, I guess.
 
2012-02-27 10:24:40 AM  

Grables'Daughter:

I'm not quite 27, and I haven't had 15 guys. And single.


Yeah but what about the women you have slept with? Tell us about it slowly, What did they look like?
 
2012-02-27 10:25:33 AM  

Grables'Daughter: eas81: Grables'Daughter: DubyaHater: Last four women I've been with, from earliest to latest.....
1) Small town girl and self-proclaimed virgin
2) Girl who claimed to be with only two guys before me
3) Girl who slept with "between 15-18 guys" by the age of 27
4) 42 year old divorcee who states she has only been with 4 guys in her life

Conclusion.......Women lie and girl #3 was by far the most fun. I almost married her until her Borderline Personality Disorder took over and she ended up committed after attempting suicide.

I'm not quite 27, and I haven't had 15 guys. And single.

In your case we have to count the girls also so that ups the total way up!

You saw what I did there.

: )


Sucks to be late to the party.
 
2012-02-27 10:30:19 AM  

DrSticky: Sucks to be late to the party.


It seems like it's just about to start.
 
2012-02-27 10:32:25 AM  
What is with people confusing dating and relationships?

It seems the rules are, when a woman is dating several guys she's a whore. When a guy dates several women "We never talked about being exclusive!"
 
2012-02-27 10:34:08 AM  
Came for the Stewie tossing a broom down a hallway pic, leaving disappoint.
 
2012-02-27 10:37:02 AM  

DrSticky: hobbiteer:

I've personally been on a date with a girl who had 7 different dates in a 4 day period. Date in this case is a meal and non-sexual activity. One date Thursday night, one date Friday night, and 5 dates over Saturday/Sunday.

I dated a girl once who would date other guys "to get free meals" a couple nights a week. She told me that she really cared about me so she wasn't going to sleep with them, but that she was trying to save money. She would order a big meal and take half home for lunch or dinner the next day. They took her nice places.

/so yeah, I wore a condom.


"Don't be a fool, wrap your tool."

Wise choice. I always get a kick of seeing how many different people they are dating at the same time. It leads to rather interesting conversations.

And because I'm doing this on my phone I can't find out who said it, but yeah, dinner and a movie is horrible. A date is when you are supposed to learn about the other person, dinner at a resturant is fine, you can talk there. (Plus a resturant is a "safe place" going back to either person's place for dinner on a first date signals the "creepy" vibe. Even if I can actually cook you a pizza from scratch.) But a movie? No, just no. I never will do that.

But, if any of you New Mexico Farkettes want good conversation, and a well done home cooked meal (all being called a date), I'm free. And I don't ever expect sexy time.
 
2012-02-27 10:39:53 AM  

Philip J. Fry: What is with people confusing dating and relationships?

It seems the rules are, when a woman is dating several guys she's a whore. When a guy dates several women "We never talked about being exclusive!"


Brilliantly stated, sir.
 
2012-02-27 10:40:53 AM  

DrSticky: hobbiteer:

I've personally been on a date with a girl who had 7 different dates in a 4 day period. Date in this case is a meal and non-sexual activity. One date Thursday night, one date Friday night, and 5 dates over Saturday/Sunday.

I dated a girl once who would date other guys "to get free meals" a couple nights a week. She told me that she really cared about me so she wasn't going to sleep with them, but that she was trying to save money. She would order a big meal and take half home for lunch or dinner the next day. They took her nice places.

/so yeah, I wore a condom.


There is just something so wrong with this. Who should I date to get a free meal,? Paula Deen? Rachael Ray? How is it that women get the option of "free meals" to save money? I swear, sometimes men are such idiots.
 
2012-02-27 10:42:21 AM  

perigee: "Men typically don't dislike women who have had a lot of partners, if the woman has been up front and honest to all of those partners."

Well... lets define that. We'll take a random age of 40; the prime of Miss Jean Brody. She's been around the block, and is not likely to double her antics in the remainder of her active years. How do you define an acceptable "a lot?" 40? 60? Would she find me as acceptable if I drilled as often as she had been plumbed? Not that it matters, I suppose - I have more respect for my partners than to screw everything that says yes.

For all the large talk about "hate," I suspect none of these self-respecting women have told their mothers how many men they've had between their legs. Why do they hate themselves so, that they wouldn't proclaim their independence proudly... and compare numbers with their mom?

Not hate. Disrespect. I don't care enough to hate them.


Who the fark tells their mother how many men they've farked?

You? Loser.
 
2012-02-27 10:50:23 AM  
Ugh all you people giving out advice are so wrong it's not even funny. I just lurk on fark all day, identify the females in the thread and then send them unsolicited WIE. Works every time, the biatches love unsolicited WIE.
 
2012-02-27 10:52:41 AM  
That girl you married? she was an may still be banging other people while you dated and then married her. Deal with it. You didnt discover anything there Columbus. Enjoy what your getting
 
2012-02-27 10:54:29 AM  

DrSticky: hobbiteer:

I've personally been on a date with a girl who had 7 different dates in a 4 day period. Date in this case is a meal and non-sexual activity. One date Thursday night, one date Friday night, and 5 dates over Saturday/Sunday.

I dated a girl once who would date other guys "to get free meals" a couple nights a week. She told me that she really cared about me so she wasn't going to sleep with them, but that she was trying to save money. She would order a big meal and take half home for lunch or dinner the next day. They took her nice places.
.


Google isn't doing it for me, but there was some woman who went to college in SoCal and wrote a book about her experiences on trying to make it through on a shoestring budget.

One of her techniques was to join dating websites and hook up with guys that looked like they might be happy just to take her out to dinner. Even if there was some minimal charge to sign up for the service, she figures she came out waaay ahead on the deal.

Though the book was intended as humor, she said she was shocked to find how well the book had sold and that it was being used as a college survival handbook by current and future coeds.
 
2012-02-27 10:56:02 AM  

Communist_Manifesto: Ugh all you people giving out advice are so wrong it's not even funny. I just lurk on fark all day, identify the females in the thread and then send them unsolicited WIE. Works every time, the biatches love unsolicited WIE.


They only say they love it, they are really laughing at it and then posting it on M4M listings on the internets.
 
2012-02-27 10:58:21 AM  

knightofargh: Communist_Manifesto: Ugh all you people giving out advice are so wrong it's not even funny. I just lurk on fark all day, identify the females in the thread and then send them unsolicited WIE. Works every time, the biatches love unsolicited WIE.

They only say they love it, they are really laughing at it and then posting it on M4M listings on the internets.


Oh man that explains a lot. I was wondering why they always made me use a gloryhole when I went over to their house.
 
2012-02-27 10:58:28 AM  

mudesi: perigee: "Men typically don't dislike women who have had a lot of partners, if the woman has been up front and honest to all of those partners."

For all the large talk about "hate," I suspect none of these self-respecting women have told their mothers how many men they've had between their legs. Why do they hate themselves so, that they wouldn't proclaim their independence proudly... and compare numbers with their mom?

Not hate. Disrespect. I don't care enough to hate them.

Who the fark tells their mother how many men they've farked?


I go a step further. I show her their pictures and talk about their penis length. We have a door frame in the house where we track the sizes over the years, it's a great bonding experience.

/cue theme to The Wonder Years
 
2012-02-27 11:01:48 AM  

Communist_Manifesto: Oh man that explains a lot. I was wondering why they always made me use a gloryhole when I went over to their house.


The more you know.
 
2012-02-27 11:02:55 AM  

UtileDysfunktion: DrSticky: hobbiteer:

I've personally been on a date with a girl who had 7 different dates in a 4 day period. Date in this case is a meal and non-sexual activity. One date Thursday night, one date Friday night, and 5 dates over Saturday/Sunday.

I dated a girl once who would date other guys "to get free meals" a couple nights a week. She told me that she really cared about me so she wasn't going to sleep with them, but that she was trying to save money. She would order a big meal and take half home for lunch or dinner the next day. They took her nice places.
.

Google isn't doing it for me, but there was some woman who went to college in SoCal and wrote a book about her experiences on trying to make it through on a shoestring budget.

One of her techniques was to join dating websites and hook up with guys that looked like they might be happy just to take her out to dinner. Even if there was some minimal charge to sign up for the service, she figures she came out waaay ahead on the deal.

Though the book was intended as humor, she said she was shocked to find how well the book had sold and that it was being used as a college survival handbook by current and future coeds.


I think I remember that book as well. This girl was a college coed, and an RA to boot. Was surprised she stopped the gig when school started up though. I figured it would work better for her if she kept it going.
 
2012-02-27 11:04:21 AM  
Thinking about my group of friends....that's about right.

/ok, it's me.
 
2012-02-27 11:13:23 AM  

miss diminutive: mudesi: perigee: "Men typically don't dislike women who have had a lot of partners, if the woman has been up front and honest to all of those partners."

For all the large talk about "hate," I suspect none of these self-respecting women have told their mothers how many men they've had between their legs. Why do they hate themselves so, that they wouldn't proclaim their independence proudly... and compare numbers with their mom?

Not hate. Disrespect. I don't care enough to hate them.

Who the fark tells their mother how many men they've farked?

I go a step further. I show her their pictures and talk about their penis length. We have a door frame in the house where we track the sizes over the years, it's a great bonding experience.

/cue theme to The Wonder Years


The problem with that is if you ever move, you have to take the door frame with you. I guess you could explain to the realtor that the penis length door frame doesn't come with the house, but that might get awkward...
 
2012-02-27 11:14:35 AM  
try not to you know what in the parking lot.
 
2012-02-27 11:16:06 AM  

octopied: Uhm, wouldn't those percentages go both ways? That must mean a lot of men are dating more than one woman....

Whores. Nice, Fark. You can't use racial slurs but you can still use the old fallback term for women.


Bravo.
 
2012-02-27 11:18:45 AM  

SuperTramp: So? Three out of four men are pricks.


Guilty, and proud of it. Perhaps women should be the same way. Why do you care so much about somebody else's approval of your lifestyle? Being able to do whatever you want isn't enough. You expect us to commend you for all of your decisions, good or bad, as well. Sorry, but the world doesn't work that way. Man the fark up and deal with it.
 
2012-02-27 11:19:01 AM  

mudesi: frepnog: DubyaHater: Last four women I've been with, from earliest to latest.....
1) Small town girl and self-proclaimed virgin
2) Girl who claimed to be with only two guys before me
3) Girl who slept with "between 15-18 guys" by the age of 27
4) 42 year old divorcee who states she has only been with 4 guys in her life

Conclusion.......Women lie and girl #3 was by far the most fun. I almost married her until her Borderline Personality Disorder took over and she ended up committed after attempting suicide.

the truth is that women that have that many sexual partners at that young an age DO have mental issues.

YOU? LOSER

Or do you prefer all your imaginary women to be "pure"?


first off - I am almost 40. my "number" is around 15. I am also a guy.

I am telling you this - a woman that has slept with 15-18 guys by her mid twenties has some issues. Because that number generally means she will sleep with pretty much anyone that asks her out.

Sex is easy for a woman to get. That is why there is a double standard. Since sex is so easy for a woman to get, if her "number" starts climbing into double digits, that means she simply either makes bad choices or simply doesn't care WHO she has sex with.

sorry. facts is facts.
 
2012-02-27 11:22:42 AM  

frepnog: I am telling you this - a woman that has slept with 15-18 guys by her mid twenties has some issues. Because that number generally means she will sleep with pretty much anyone that asks her out.

Sex is easy for a woman to get. That is why there is a double standard. Since sex is so easy for a woman to get, if her "number" starts climbing into double digits, that means she simply either makes bad choices or simply doesn't care WHO she has sex with.


So what does that make me? Between 15 and 22 I'd had 15 women and I was in a monogamish relationship for four years within that span.

/Of course being male and a teenager I would sleep with anything that asked.
 
2012-02-27 11:23:41 AM  
Oh, those modern gals sure are changing the rules! I certainly feel terribly threatened in my traditional role. Yep yep.
 
2012-02-27 11:25:17 AM  

knightofargh: monogamish


Isn't that like "pregnant-ish"?
 
2012-02-27 11:27:06 AM  
Wow, I'm feeling pretty pathetic here because I'm 44 and my number is only 5. But then I have been in mostly long term realationships most of my adult life and on the other hand I'm not really interested in putting full effort into meeting women either. Too much work for me now days and I'm tired of having to do so much to just meet one decent datable woman. Dating has not been good to me.
 
2012-02-27 11:27:48 AM  

bunner: knightofargh: monogamish

Isn't that like "pregnant-ish"?


Not really. It's the state where you appear to outsiders as monogamous, however you are in fact nothing of the sort.

Serial monogamy (AKA the Western norm) isn't exactly natural from an evolutionary standpoint.
 
2012-02-27 11:29:23 AM  
They're all whores. We're just negotiating price.
 
2012-02-27 11:35:54 AM  
Nothing intersting there. They are talking about dating and meeting several different people in order to find the one that fits best is the whole point of dating. Now, if they had credible evidence showing one in four married women had two guys on the side, then the term "whore" would be appropriate.

Perhaps the rules have changed and women feel the need to be more forward as men are rightfully shying away from marraige. Greater than 50% chance any one marraige is going to fail and it is almost always the guy that gets drilled in the ass by the courts when it does. Understandably, they are reluctant to take that step, so the women are the ones crossing that divide at increasingly higher rates.

My advice to the guys would still be don't do it, unless all three of these apply 1) You are interetested in starting a family. Not worth it unless this is true 2) You are both in a place conducive to starting a family (i.e. finished with school, respectable income) and 3) this is most important, she is worth it. Shouldn't go marrying a batshiat crazy woman just because she is great in bed or looks good in a bikini. It is women like that that five years down that road that will end up with half your shiat and spending your money on some guy that just dropped out of college.
 
2012-02-27 11:36:40 AM  

mudesi: Hey SUBBY,
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x425]

This goes for the rest of you sexually repressed, women hating virgin jack offs.


www.crackedjustice.com
 
2012-02-27 11:41:07 AM  

perigee: Let me try...
2 Theater tickets = 24.00
Snacks at movie = 19.00
2 meals = 35.00


What kind of hogs are you dating where she needs both snacks and then a meal over the course of a few hours? Or is that just your default position--'this is what you do on a date.' Is there some kind of formula where you think, "So this is what I do, and then she will have to fark me." brilliant! And no wonder everybody is farking fat. The only thing they know how to do when they leave the house is go find something to shove into their pie-hole.

And why would I want to go to a movie on a first date? You don't even know each other well enough to know what kind of taste you have, then you're going to spend 2 hours sitting silently at some flick that probably one of you will hate? Well, that's certainly a good way to get to know someone.....

/why I'm single, part one
 
2012-02-27 11:42:28 AM  

mudesi: This goes for the rest of you sexually repressed, women hating virgin jack offs.


Why do some people just insist on using the term "women hating" as if that's a bad thing?
 
2012-02-27 11:50:00 AM  
So you're saying I have a chance!
 
2012-02-27 11:52:08 AM  
On average, the typical single woman is seeing 1.46 men at any one time, the researchers found (although how a girl gets to know .46 of a man remains a mystery).

Wow, that was so witty I almost fell off my chair. Please, journalists, stop this. Nobody takes you seriously when you show that you either:
a) think this is good humor
b) think your reader finds this to be good humor
 
2012-02-27 11:57:53 AM  

frepnog: mudesi: frepnog: DubyaHater: Last four women I've been with, from earliest to latest.....
1) Small town girl and self-proclaimed virgin
2) Girl who claimed to be with only two guys before me
3) Girl who slept with "between 15-18 guys" by the age of 27
4) 42 year old divorcee who states she has only been with 4 guys in her life

Conclusion.......Women lie and girl #3 was by far the most fun. I almost married her until her Borderline Personality Disorder took over and she ended up committed after attempting suicide.

the truth is that women that have that many sexual partners at that young an age DO have mental issues.

YOU? LOSER

Or do you prefer all your imaginary women to be "pure"?

first off - I am almost 40. my "number" is around 15. I am also a guy.

I am telling you this - a woman that has slept with 15-18 guys by her mid twenties has some issues. Because that number generally means she will sleep with pretty much anyone that asks her out.

Sex is easy for a woman to get. That is why there is a double standard. Since sex is so easy for a woman to get, if her "number" starts climbing into double digits, that means she simply either makes bad choices or simply doesn't care WHO she has sex with.

sorry. facts is facts.


What if she likes to have sex? Something wrong with that? And spare me with the bullshiat "sex is easy to get". Not every woman is a farking super model, you know.


You sir, are a farking LOSER. I don't believe your "number" for a second.
 
2012-02-27 12:08:41 PM  

mudesi: frepnog: mudesi: frepnog: DubyaHater: Last four women I've been with, from earliest to latest.....
1) Small town girl and self-proclaimed virgin
2) Girl who claimed to be with only two guys before me
3) Girl who slept with "between 15-18 guys" by the age of 27
4) 42 year old divorcee who states she has only been with 4 guys in her life

Conclusion.......Women lie and girl #3 was by far the most fun. I almost married her until her Borderline Personality Disorder took over and she ended up committed after attempting suicide.

the truth is that women that have that many sexual partners at that young an age DO have mental issues.

YOU? LOSER

Or do you prefer all your imaginary women to be "pure"?

first off - I am almost 40. my "number" is around 15. I am also a guy.

I am telling you this - a woman that has slept with 15-18 guys by her mid twenties has some issues. Because that number generally means she will sleep with pretty much anyone that asks her out.

Sex is easy for a woman to get. That is why there is a double standard. Since sex is so easy for a woman to get, if her "number" starts climbing into double digits, that means she simply either makes bad choices or simply doesn't care WHO she has sex with.

sorry. facts is facts.

What if she likes to have sex? Something wrong with that? And spare me with the bullshiat "sex is easy to get". Not every woman is a farking super model, you know.


You sir, are a farking LOSER. I don't believe your "number" for a second.


i don't care what you believe. i am not bragging on fark. i have banged some hosebeasts in my time, they were not all super models. but pretty much every woman alive is 2-4 phone calls away from getting farked. it's just that simple. liking sex is fine. liking sex and banging everyone around you IS NOT fine. Like sex? find a steady and get good at it. You don't get good at sex from banging a different man every night. you will NEVER find what you really need that way.
 
2012-02-27 12:10:50 PM  

knightofargh: Not really. It's the state where you appear to outsiders as monogamous, however you are in fact nothing of the sort.


So it's more like being false paternity suit-ish? ; )
 
2012-02-27 12:12:01 PM  

Philip J. Fry: It seems the rules are, when a woman is dating several guys she's a whore. When a guy dates several women "We never talked about being exclusive!"



Think of it this way: A key that can open a bunch of locks is one awesome key to have. OTOH, a lock that can be opened by multiple keys is a lousy lock.
 
2012-02-27 12:15:12 PM  

Bigger Leftist Intarweb Schlong: Just when I start to think that Fark's a place with generally smart and safe guys in it, threads like this pop up.

Why ANY woman would post her picture in her Fark profile or give out any sort of personal information at all on this site is beyond me. You farkers are all crazy.


You sound frigid.
 
2012-02-27 12:15:38 PM  

Persnickety: Philip J. Fry: It seems the rules are, when a woman is dating several guys she's a whore. When a guy dates several women "We never talked about being exclusive!"


Think of it this way: A key that can open a bunch of locks is one awesome key to have. OTOH, a lock that can be opened by multiple keys is a lousy lock.


...and it's a really shiatty lock when any key but yours will open it.
 
2012-02-27 12:16:53 PM  

Persnickety: Philip J. Fry: It seems the rules are, when a woman is dating several guys she's a whore. When a guy dates several women "We never talked about being exclusive!"


Think of it this way: A key that can open a bunch of locks is one awesome key to have. OTOH, a lock that can be opened by multiple keys is a lousy lock.


I, myself, can open many, many locks.
 
2012-02-27 12:21:22 PM  

Grables'Daughter: I, myself, can open many, many locks.


I see what you did there...

I've got a key for you.
 
2012-02-27 12:25:51 PM  

knightofargh: Grables'Daughter: I, myself, can open many, many locks.

I see what you did there...

I've got a key for you.


t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-02-27 12:28:01 PM  

Grables'Daughter: knightofargh: Grables'Daughter: I, myself, can open many, many locks.

I see what you did there...

I've got a key for you.

[t3.gstatic.com image 258x195]


Meh. Only a slight setback, those traditionally only had a couple of tumblers.
 
2012-02-27 12:35:50 PM  
What about that secret discovery by the psychologists, that hidden loophole in the female psyche where you can get any woman to fark you by using three simple questions. I don't know what those questions are because I haven't clicked on the advertisement, but it says it's guaranteed to work on any woman. Doesn't that skew the results if these woman wouldn't normally fark a guy, but he tricks her with those three special questions?

There's another dating website where they're giving away free memberships to men because they have too many women who want to fark and they must balance the M/F ratio.
 
2012-02-27 12:39:34 PM  

bunner: knightofargh: monogamish

Isn't that like "pregnant-ish"?



I was actually picturing an amish couple sharing mononucleosis with each other.

But then I realized that wasn't possible because amish people are immune to all diseases.
 
2012-02-27 12:45:58 PM  
What were the chances that 'Jersey Shore' got all 4...
 
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