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		Woman earns World record for most cosmetic surgery procedures, is still hittable (w/pics) (nla.thesun.co.uk)		128
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Grables'Daughter		2012-02-27 12:26:04 AM

THAT's 57 years old?!?!?!!??!?

sno man		2012-02-27 12:38:13 AM

Grables'Daughter: [i1089.photobucket.com image 534x345]

THAT's 57 years old?!?!?!!??!?

mostly, no.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-02-27 01:04:43 AM

True, but if you hit it too hard, the rubber band holding all that together might break.

snowjack		2012-02-27 01:21:35 AM

Her right eye seems like it doesn't open quite as wide as her left, but overall she looks great for her age.

TheSneakerWhore		2012-02-27 01:22:09 AM

FirstNationalBastard: True, but if you hit it too hard, the rubber band holding all that together might break.

Mmmmmm...tasty-innards.

Awesome T-Shirt		2012-02-27 01:23:46 AM

sno man: Grables'Daughter: [i1089.photobucket.com image 534x345]

THAT's 57 years old?!?!?!!??!?

mostly, no.

Probably illegal to have sex with her since most of her parts are under 16.

Fista-Phobia		2012-02-27 01:24:15 AM

Show me the wizard sleeve or GTFO.

super_grass		2012-02-27 01:24:19 AM

fark, that's doing it right.

Hey_shut_up		2012-02-27 01:24:28 AM

And I'd bet she is batshiat insane. Really who would want to be the S/O to someone with such poor body image and insecure that they are addicted to plastic surgery?

Screw that, what a wacko.

desertgeek		2012-02-27 01:26:47 AM

Hey_shut_up: And I'd bet she is batshiat insane. Really who would want to be the S/O to someone with such poor body image and insecure that they are addicted to plastic surgery?

Screw that, what a wacko.

This. Anyone who's that self-adsorbed to have that many operations is not worth it.

phrawgh		2012-02-27 01:27:47 AM

I'd give it some liposuction.

/don't want to get to know it

libranoelrose		2012-02-27 01:28:49 AM

She's no Oprah.

CSM101		2012-02-27 01:29:15 AM

Awesome T-Shirt: Probably illegal to have sex with her since most of her parts are under 16.

The article didn't mention anything done to her hoo-ha, but with 57 procedures, there was probably some survery on something in there.

Jim_Callahan		2012-02-27 01:29:49 AM

Dear random woman:

You have too much spare time, and WAY too much extra money.

That is all.

Yours,
Jim

Genju		2012-02-27 01:29:54 AM

Should have just put her brain in a robot body.

libranoelrose		2012-02-27 01:30:32 AM

Genju: Should have just put her brain in a robot body.

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dv-ous		2012-02-27 01:32:40 AM

Okay, I'll say it:

The fact that she looks like she does, and not Wildenstein, or some other more inadvertent disaster, means that whatever doctors have been doing her procedures are farking brilliant and deserve some kudos.

dv-ous		2012-02-27 01:33:35 AM

Well, either that or they've been putting her under anesthesia, getting a cup of coffee, and leaving well enough alone without telling her.

Veritas		2012-02-27 01:34:09 AM

Awesome T-Shirt: sno man: Grables'Daughter: [i1089.photobucket.com image 534x345]

THAT's 57 years old?!?!?!!??!?

mostly, no.

Probably illegal to have sex with her since most of her parts are under 16.

But most of those parts aren't technically human. So that makes it ok, right?

Or does that just mean that sex with her would largely be an act of masturbation with an elaborate sex-toy?

/would probably still hit it?
//I think?

Ambivalence		2012-02-27 01:36:38 AM

snowjack: Her right eye seems like it doesn't open quite as wide as her left, but overall she looks great for her age.

Overall, yes, but she definately has a "Jack Nicholson's Joker" quality to her smile. If she doesn't smile too wide you'd never notice.

Colin O'Scopy		2012-02-27 01:38:07 AM

Not enough photos to properly judge.

Farty McPooPants		2012-02-27 01:39:17 AM

desertgeek: Hey_shut_up: And I'd bet she is batshiat insane. Really who would want to be the S/O to someone with such poor body image and insecure that they are addicted to plastic surgery?

Screw that, what a wacko.

This. Anyone who's that self-adsorbed to have that many operations is not worth it.

I see what you did there?

DeathByGeekSquad		2012-02-27 01:44:07 AM

I bet she looks great until she drops those panties and a 57 yr old cootch greets you.

Guidette Frankentits		2012-02-27 01:46:14 AM

when she came to London from Ohio

There is a London, OH.

/Chick McGee is from there

Guidette Frankentits		2012-02-27 01:47:37 AM

DeathByGeekSquad: I bet she looks great until she drops those panties and a 57 yr old cootch greets you.

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Agrees

Gawdzila		2012-02-27 01:48:02 AM

Grables'Daughter: [i1089.photobucket.com image 534x345]

THAT's 57 years old?!?!?!!??!?

Yeah, but that's certainly the most flattering picture of her. Her smile in most of the other pictures looked kind of unnatural and creepy.
While I admit that she looks nice for her age, she doesn't really look young... she looks worked on.

Therion		2012-02-27 01:48:33 AM

Cindy's procedures include five facelifts, a nose job and extensive liposuction

But the rest of it is absolutely real, right?

(is that strange uplifting seam in her shirt holding new bits together?)

wildcardjack		2012-02-27 01:49:01 AM

Veritas		2012-02-27 01:49:59 AM

DeathByGeekSquad: I bet she looks great until she drops those panties and a 57 yr old cootch greets you.

renfairshoppe.com

/hotlinky

Brainmeat		2012-02-27 01:50:48 AM

I'd go to jail if I hit that. Most of her is under 18.

Gawdzila		2012-02-27 01:50:55 AM

DeathByGeekSquad: I bet she looks great until she drops those panties and a 57 yr old cootch greets you.

I bet she's had at least a few labiaplasties, though.
It'd probably be less like old vadge, and more like having sex with those plastic vaginas that are moulded to resemble a porn star's nethers.

DrPainMD		2012-02-27 01:51:49 AM

I'll bet she looks like Frankenstein in the morning.

snowjack		2012-02-27 01:52:14 AM

Ambivalence: snowjack: Her right eye seems like it doesn't open quite as wide as her left, but overall she looks great for her age.

Overall, yes, but she definately has a "Jack Nicholson's Joker" quality to her smile. If she doesn't smile too wide you'd never notice.

I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL
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Naw. Good for her. I hope she's happy and healthy, and she does look great for her age.

Little.Alex		2012-02-27 01:54:10 AM

Looks great. Good for her.

Pribar		2012-02-27 01:55:01 AM

this lady had so many facelifts done that her plastic surgeon finally installed a tensioner under her hair so she could use a screwdriver to turn a adjuster to pull her skin up toward her forehead to remove wrinkles, this bought him some peace and quiet for a few months until one day she came into his office crying about these terrible bags under her eyes, after examining her he says " those aren't bags, those are breasts, and if you don't leave that goddamn screw alone you are going to have a beard"

Jument		2012-02-27 01:56:03 AM

My first impression was "yes, hittable". Then I realized that she has two (or maybe three) dimples on each side. I don't know why but that's all I can see now and IT'S REALLY FREAKING ME OUT.

Gawdzila		2012-02-27 01:57:25 AM

I have to say that, from what I can tell, I liked her original face better.
I also think it is creepy that she looks totally different. Although I don't much like the idea of plastic surgery in the first place, I can kind of understand if someone has one feature that they think is really heinous and want to fix it a little. This chick, though... she is unrecognizable.

rubi_con_man		2012-02-27 01:57:52 AM

/oblig

Fista-Phobia		2012-02-27 01:58:02 AM

fusillade762		2012-02-27 01:58:36 AM

The pictures may be hittable, but I'm betting in real life none of her facial features are capable of movement.

Fark Me Runnin		2012-02-27 01:59:09 AM

I was all prepared for another "kill it with fire" pic, but that actually wasn't that bad.

She's batshiat insane, but so are a lot of older-looking women her age.

Good on her. And good luck to any man who dares to go in there.

/we're all counting on you

Fark Me Runnin		2012-02-27 02:00:43 AM

Gawdzila: I have to say that, from what I can tell, I liked her original face better

You mean the 25-year-younger one? Imagine that.

jaytkay		2012-02-27 02:01:19 AM

snowjack: Her right eye seems like it doesn't open quite as wide as her left, but overall she looks great for her age.

Everyone looks like that. Look at every face shot ever and we all have one eye that looks more alert.

Beulah Balbricker		2012-02-27 02:03:29 AM

Cindy Jackson looks great at 57.

Sarah Burge looks like a hideous beast.

cyberspacedout		2012-02-27 02:05:07 AM

DeathByGeekSquad: I bet she looks great until she drops those panties and a 57 yr old cootch greets you.

If she holds the record for the most cosmetic surgery done, I'm guessing it's not just the face and tits that have gotten a makeover.