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(TMZ)   Think The X-Factor can't get any worse? How does "New judge Avril Lavigne" sound?   (tmz.com) divider line 67
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2012-02-26 04:34:03 PM
Worse.
 
2012-02-26 04:50:39 PM
I'd like to see Judge Judy on that show. She knows just about as much about music as Avril Lavigne.
 
2012-02-26 05:01:48 PM
Wow, man...she is so punk rock!
 
2012-02-26 07:21:39 PM
How is that worse than what was before?
 
2012-02-26 07:27:25 PM
Alright! It's about time we got some real punk on network TV.
 
2012-02-26 07:31:10 PM
She's hot.
 
2012-02-26 07:32:15 PM
I might start watching. She's a hottie.
 
2012-02-26 08:06:52 PM
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated, Fox Broadcasting Company?

/uh huh
//life's like this.
 
2012-02-26 08:21:35 PM
She's adorable little poser.
 
2012-02-26 08:33:09 PM
I might start watching, if only because I've wanted to bang that girl for YEARS. Then again, I can't stand reality shows, so I foresee an epic battle between my brain and my dick if she actually gets on the show.

I'll let you all know who won if it happens.
 
2012-02-26 09:09:31 PM
she sucks, but overall it is an improvement
 
2012-02-26 09:16:51 PM
Is she naked yet?
 
2012-02-26 09:31:37 PM
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2012-02-26 09:52:19 PM

Jamdug!:


She has big feet. Or are those water skis?
 
2012-02-26 10:02:13 PM

Mark Ratner: Jamdug!:

She has big feet. Or are those water skis?


She's Canadian, they're snow shoes.
 
2012-02-26 10:31:33 PM

Mark Ratner: She has big feet. Or are those water skis?


she has feet?
 
2012-02-26 10:35:11 PM
tmz? x-factor? avril lavigne? are these things we are supposed to be paying attention to?
 
2012-02-26 10:41:27 PM
as long as she can provide us with gems like

"I believe in you. You believe in me. You transcend the universe. God is smiling on you. Life is a waterfall, and you are the ultimate rainbow."

then I don't care.
 
2012-02-26 11:01:04 PM
What the fark is the X Factor?
 
2012-02-26 11:08:52 PM

Bazinga In My Pants: What the fark is the X Factor?


I thought it was Devon Hester.
 
2012-02-26 11:09:29 PM

Bazinga In My Pants: What the fark is the X Factor?


And what the hell is an Avril Lavign? Sounds like two new drugs, one makes you happy and the other makes you hard.
 
2012-02-26 11:09:31 PM
Or maybe even Devin Hester.
 
2012-02-26 11:10:33 PM

wildcardjack: Bazinga In My Pants: What the fark is the X Factor?

And what the hell is an Avril Lavign? Sounds like two new drugs, one makes you happy and the other makes you hard.


It's the lasagna you eat in April.
 
2012-02-26 11:10:38 PM

thomps: tmz? x-factor? avril lavigne? are these things we are supposed to be paying attention to?


Well, aren't you edgy?
 
2012-02-26 11:14:56 PM

ElusiveWookiee: thomps: tmz? x-factor? avril lavigne? are these things we are supposed to be paying attention to?

Well, aren't you edgy?


i guess if it's edgy to assume that an american idol reboot and a canadian pop-punk singer from like a decade ago aren't worth discussing, sure.
 
2012-02-26 11:20:27 PM
tits or it doesn't happen!
 
2012-02-26 11:28:04 PM
FTA: Our sources says Avril feels that since she came up in the biz at such a young age, she can mentor the kids on the show the right way.

Mentor them on being a shallow 14 year old for the rest of their lives?
 
2012-02-26 11:29:17 PM
I think I actually might watch this now. With the volume off of course...
 
2012-02-26 11:31:38 PM

litespeed74: I think I actually might watch this now. With the volume off of course...


Pants off as well...
 
2012-02-26 11:33:31 PM
 
2012-02-26 11:41:23 PM

Lsherm: I might start watching, if only because I've wanted to bang that girl for YEARS. Then again, I can't stand reality shows, so I foresee an epic battle between my brain and my dick if she actually gets on the show.


Same, but I know I won't watch the show.
 
2012-02-26 11:50:47 PM
♫Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your singing judge♫

/got nuthin'
 
2012-02-26 11:52:29 PM
Sounds complicated
 
2012-02-26 11:56:33 PM

RatMaster999: litespeed74: I think I actually might watch this now. With the volume off of course...

Pants off as well...


Penis detached... uh oh. Should call the people from the party last night and tell them if it pops up to let me know.
 
2012-02-27 12:00:57 AM

PanicMan: Lsherm: I might start watching, if only because I've wanted to bang that girl for YEARS. Then again, I can't stand reality shows, so I foresee an epic battle between my brain and my dick if she actually gets on the show.

Same, but I know I won't watch the show.


I'll be passing too. Maybe I haven't watched enough reality TV but I don't think "talent show judge" is a great avenue for sexiness.
 
2012-02-27 12:08:51 AM

SilentStrider: Mark Ratner: She has big feet. Or are those water skis?

she has feet?


I had to look like four times before I saw feet.

/Pope Pius IV is in there too
//get off my lawn!
 
2012-02-27 12:15:30 AM

angstycoder: Like, literally


Beat me to it.
 
2012-02-27 12:16:38 AM
Can judges on the X Factor vote to "Kick her in the box and shove her"? Or is it strictly an up or down vote kind of thing?
 
2012-02-27 12:17:32 AM
has anyone mentioned how punk she is?
 
2012-02-27 12:25:05 AM
"Dear Avril,

Everyone knows now that you are really not very talented and not punk in any way, shape or form.

I would however like very much to collaborate on a sex tape with you as long as you don't bring your obese publicist. She really needs to text less and walk more. I will spare you the "HOW FAT IS SHE??" jokes for now...

I have all the equipment and my hot tub has this neat USB feature...I'll show ya.

I might even throw in some singing lessons for you...

Let me know at Jimmy Scam-rod@ eh oh ell.oerg.

p.s.

I have back bacon and french toast every morning with fresh maple syrup..then i have breakfast if you get my drift.."



/SEX TAPE
//THEN REHAB
//THEN MORE SEX TAPE

and that's just my busy week...
 
2012-02-27 12:27:04 AM
showstalker.net
 
2012-02-27 12:37:25 AM
If she's in X-Factor, what's her mutant ability?
 
2012-02-27 12:42:09 AM

GreenAdder: If she's in X-Factor, what's her mutant ability?


Dat ass.
 
2012-02-27 12:58:42 AM
Very hittable. Her body. Not her music
 
2012-02-27 01:09:59 AM
Never heard her sing, but...

DAT ASS
 
2012-02-27 01:12:06 AM
Um... aren't the judges on that show _supposed_ to be random ex-pop stars? She seems to fit the bill.

The goal is to find an inoffensive, generic sound with a good chance of selling well, not something that's going to shine out with creativity all over the place. They're taking the luck _out_ of producing pop acts, not putting more _in_.

Basically, she seems like a perfectly good judge for an American Idol type of show.
 
2012-02-27 02:11:17 AM

Bazinga In My Pants: What the fark is the X Factor?


The worst Maiden album ever.
 
2012-02-27 02:34:15 AM

Mugato: She's adorable little poser.


You mean she's actually punk?
 
2012-02-27 02:52:33 AM
I thought Avril Lavine was on The Voice?
 
2012-02-27 02:54:58 AM

RatMaster999: litespeed74: I think I actually might watch this now. With the volume off of course...

Pants off as well...


I'm intrigued by your implicit suggestion of television watching with pants on. If you wouldn't mind, would you share more about this unfamiliar custom?
 
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