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(nbc10.com)   It's always good, when the truth comes out, that you were not in fact sodomized with a candle   (nbc10.com ) divider line
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2003-10-23 12:46:26 PM  
Dumb biatch.
 
2003-10-23 12:47:10 PM  
She was later spotted leaving a hotel room in Colorado.
 
2003-10-23 12:49:00 PM  
Was it lit?
 
2003-10-23 12:51:11 PM  
The woman testified yesterday that she'd had consensual sex with Roman Lungin, 21, during a party at his parents' Lower Southampton home in September 2002, when she was 17 years old.

Roman candle?...sorry.

 
2003-10-23 12:56:51 PM  
Roman. In the library. With the candlestick.
 
2003-10-23 01:03:21 PM  
Haven't we learned yet, always get the signed consent form before "trying something different, kinky".
 
2003-10-23 01:05:43 PM  
She acknowledged that the rape story hadn't been true all along and that she had lied because, after failing to return home on the night of Lungin's party, she was embarrassed, and scared of her mother.
Yeah, great. "Hmmm, I don't want to get yelled at for coming home late. I know! I'll ruin the life of this guy I farked! That'll solve everything." So...yet more motivation to stick to hentai and other Internet Pr0n.
 
2003-10-23 01:18:12 PM  
Yea baby, grab the candle it's right over there.
[image from lucindascandles.com too old to be available]
Ummmm, yea maybe not.
There's another one over there sweetheart, let's get freaky.
[image from breakingthemold.com too old to be available]
Uhhhhh, still no.
[image from lesleakids.com too old to be available]
This is all I got left ass muffins.
Let's do it!
 
2003-10-23 01:27:37 PM  
She acknowledged that the rape story hadn't been true all along and that she had lied because, after failing to return home on the night of Lungin's party, she was embarrassed, and scared of her mother.

Better to send an innocent man away to some pound-him-in-the-ass prison for twenty years than face a little bawling-out, huh, Miss Identity Protected to Protect My Own Stupid Ass? fark.
 
2003-10-23 01:34:20 PM  
If she farted, would that make it a Candle in the Wind?
 
2003-10-23 01:50:56 PM  
Makes you wonder how many other poor schmucks are sitting in prison with Bubba the butt-pirate 'cause some chick didn't want to get in trouble for staying out all night...
 
2003-10-23 01:51:14 PM  
Where's the HERO tag for the man. Way to get the 17 year old to "try something new."

Granted, for a 17 year old, most everything should be new. Gotta love the guy for trying.
 
2003-10-23 01:51:17 PM  
Cadex
Bill for replacing one spit on keyboard on its way for ya.
 
2003-10-23 01:51:34 PM  
Grammar nazis, hide your eyes. Do not attempt to read the caption.
 
2003-10-23 01:51:48 PM  
Candle Kinky

Flagpole = Kinky
 
2003-10-23 01:52:13 PM  
Is her name Tawana Brawley?
 
2003-10-23 01:52:25 PM  
The woman testified Wednesday that she permitted Lungin to violate her with objects including a candle after the man asked if she would be willing to try something "different, kinky."

***POOF****INSTANT POPULARITY
 
2003-10-23 01:52:35 PM  
Reality Check:
Your daughter's a loose whore who like to get drunk and fark men while sticking candles up her ass.
 
2003-10-23 01:52:43 PM  
Damned inadvertent empty HTML tags! How do you guys do "not equal to"?
 
2003-10-23 01:53:21 PM  
This guy gets his name dragged through the press after being arrested for rape and the story still refers to an anonymous woman? Publish her name! She wacked this guys reputation, she needs to ride a rail through town and get tarred and feathered. Where are the feminists who are upset at her trivializing rape? No justice done in this case at all.

Violence is the answer.
 
2003-10-23 01:53:56 PM  
Charlie Baileygates: I turn my back for one moment then you stick it up my ass. Literally!
Irene P. Waters: For your information, you stuck it in your own ass!!
 
2003-10-23 01:53:57 PM  
How can this be? She had markings on her body "consistent" with having been raped. I thought that was irrefutable evidence that a rape occurred. I need rethink this whole thing.

Eagle County District Attorney
 
2003-10-23 01:54:09 PM  
I think the girl should got to jail for as long as the guy who she was accusing would have if he had been found guilty.

Women need to learn that crying rape as a reputation defensive mechanism is horribly wrong and should be punishable by law.
 
2003-10-23 01:54:32 PM  
2003-10-23 01:52:13 PM Sneech

Is her name Tawana Brawley?


Very good, Sneech
 
2003-10-23 01:54:42 PM  
Good headline.

Too bad the guy will always be looked at as a rapist though - regardless of her admission.

That happened to a teacher when I was in HS. It finally came out that nothing had happend - not even sex with a minor (she was 16 he was like 40). She had made it up to get attention or somthing and he was thanked by getting his contract mysteriously cancelled the next school year.

Rape is bad - we all know that. Falsly accusing someone of rape is not worse than actually being raped (I would imagine) but to me it pretty much ranks up there with well - it pretty much sucks a55.
 
2003-10-23 01:55:11 PM  
What a worthless woman. He'll have a bad reputation forever. I hope she gets sued into oblivion.

Also, to whoever wrote the headline: she was, indeed, sodomised with the candle. The only difference is she was all for it, rather than forced into it.

Women, in general, annoy me.
 
2003-10-23 01:55:49 PM  
She's never going to live this down.
 
2003-10-23 01:56:13 PM  
When you look at the video, it appears that he interfered with different objects, but after seeing it about 15 times this morning, it looks like that candle was gonna land in the back door and NOT in the love glove. Initially, I was like "what a dumbass", but now, no matter what he did, he's done.

This poor guy is never gonna live this one down.
 
2003-10-23 01:56:13 PM  
"Kinky is when you use a feather. Perverse is when you use the whole chicken."
 
2003-10-23 01:56:41 PM  
It's also always good when the candle comes out, when you are in fact, sodomized with a candle.
 
2003-10-23 01:57:23 PM  
So, if she farted would it shoot the candle out like a projectile? If so, could it seriously injur someone? There is a lawsuit waiting to happen, the guy Roman should counter sue.
 
2003-10-23 01:57:55 PM  
countersuit damn.


charge her with SOMETHING!! fark! there has to be serious consequences for messing like that.

Her friends at school had better lay a smackdown on her.
 
2003-10-23 01:58:39 PM  
She was going to tell the truth right away, but HER FATHER'S THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY!
 
2003-10-23 01:59:24 PM  
Heres the question.....If you are pulling your goalie (fap, fapping) and you fart, does it make you gay?

Discuss.
 
2003-10-23 01:59:41 PM  
Dr Seuss beat me to it. doh!
 
2003-10-23 01:59:46 PM  
The woman testified yesterday that she'd had consensual sex with <b>Roman Lungin</b>, 21, during a party at his parents' Lower Southampton home in September 2002, when she was 17 years old.

Roman Lungin
Roman Polanski
Roman Emporers

It's gotta be the name
 
2003-10-23 02:00:15 PM  
We use != for not equals.
 
2003-10-23 02:00:27 PM  
The headline of the article is wrong, as is the subsequent link on fark.

According to the article, she was sodomized with a candle and other things. In fact the article goes on to say that she admitted as much under oath yesterday. The actual story is that she admitted to agreeing to said candle-odomy.

NBC10 must be asleep at the wheel today.
 
2003-10-23 02:00:36 PM  
Heres the question.....If you are pulling your goalie (fap, fapping) and you fart, does it make you gay?

Discuss.
 
2003-10-23 02:00:50 PM  
Watched a Discovery Channel last night on the Salem Witch Trials.

The word of adolescent girls taken on face value, and 23 people murdered.

We've come so far as a country.
 
2003-10-23 02:01:59 PM  
"that you were not in fact sodomized with a candle"


Umm. She was. Just consensually. What's with the headline writers? Can't anyone read anymore?


Here's a vote for posting the headline writers.

*splat*

 
2003-10-23 02:02:02 PM  
Speaking of sodomy and chickens:

Jamaal: Lee Harvey, what's the diameter of a chicken egg?
Lee Harvey: 4.08 centimeters.
Jamaal: No what's that in inches?
Lee Harvey: 1.61, what the fark you gettin' at?
Jamaal: I got ten bucks saying I can squeeze a chicken egg up his ass without it breaking.
Shonte Jr.: You can't put no chicken egg up his ass, Man, look at him, he a tightass.
Jamaal: No, it can be done.
Lee Harvey: I'll take that bet.
 
2003-10-23 02:02:32 PM  

Diogenes


&+lt = <
&+gt = >

seperate with ; as needed.
As so

Now you have less need to curse the darkness.
 
2003-10-23 02:03:11 PM  
Since I am not a purveyor of butt love, not my choice and no, I'd be pitching, doesn't it, well, STINK??
 
2003-10-23 02:03:13 PM  
I hope this women is prosecuted.

Yeah, women never lie about rape.
 
2003-10-23 02:03:15 PM  
At least the guy should sue the state for sending him to prison on loose grounds. Don't know if it's possible stateside. It is over here.
 
2003-10-23 02:03:25 PM  
[image from martinsmagic.com too old to be available]

would you do it??

*gotsta love the GIS*
 
2003-10-23 02:04:18 PM  
It seems to me that she lived her life like a candle in the...ah, nevermind
 
2003-10-23 02:04:20 PM  

OK, now as a teen I stayed out all night and didn't want to tell mom the truth as to where I was, but it never occured to me to make up a phoney rape story! What was wrong with just saying you fell asleep, or your ride ditched you or something?

Damn kids these days!

 
2003-10-23 02:05:05 PM  
Ok, the multiple uses of his name, along with the total lack of any mention of her name, really pisses me off.
 
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