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		Will Billy Crystal bring dignity and humor back to The Oscars? Will The Artist silently dominate? What will Ben Stiller dress up as this year? It's your Official Academy Awards Discussion Thread, 7:30 PM on ABC (ew.com)		2376
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Lord of Allusions		2012-02-26 08:15:32 PM

I'm going Whitney Houston on the big applause.

Surool		2012-02-26 08:15:36 PM

zomega: Not feeling any of these dresses tonight.

Sadly enough, I won't be 'feeling' those dresses tonight either.

bobbette		2012-02-26 08:15:45 PM

texdent: For those who missed it: Seacrest gets ashed (new window)

YES OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING.

He flubbed the "Who are you wearing" joke at the end though, but it's hard to deliver the line when you're being hustled away by Seacrest's guards...

I'm going to love this new movie. Even the Amazonian guard Sacha Baron Cohen has going on tonight is perfect.

cameroncrazy1984		2012-02-26 08:15:50 PM

All of these dresses are ugly as sh*t.

coco ebert		2012-02-26 08:15:56 PM

zomega: Not feeling any of these dresses tonight.

Michelle Williams looks lovely I think.

zomega		2012-02-26 08:16:20 PM

chemrebel: seadoo2006: Sandra Bullok just said she's going to have "sexy times" tonight at the Oscars ... lol wat?

Not in that hideous dress she ain't.

That's what zippers are for, good sir.

seadoo2006		2012-02-26 08:16:56 PM

chemrebel: seadoo2006: Sandra Bullok just said she's going to have "sexy times" tonight at the Oscars ... lol wat?

Not in that hideous dress she ain't.

www.reactionface.info

Lord of Allusions		2012-02-26 08:17:22 PM

Jason Segel, Jonah Hill, Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy could all be oscar winners by the end of the night.

coco ebert		2012-02-26 08:17:25 PM

I don't want Tom Cruise taking me anywhere.

johnnieconnie		2012-02-26 08:17:41 PM

cameroncrazy1984: All of these dresses are ugly as sh*t.

Octavia Spencer's dress was beautiful, imo

zomega		2012-02-26 08:17:52 PM

coco ebert: zomega: Not feeling any of these dresses tonight.

Michelle Williams looks lovely I think.

Okay, she looks okay. :)

OMG WHAT IS THIS WITH THE MUPPETS SINGING UNDER PRESSURE!

coco ebert		2012-02-26 08:18:10 PM

Lord of Allusions: Jason Segel, Jonah Hill, Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy could all be oscar winners by the end of the night.

Oh noes, what will happen in the SNL threads if Kristin Wiig wins? I think Fark may just implode.

BalugaJoe		2012-02-26 08:18:28 PM

A celebration of anti semitism.

coco ebert		2012-02-26 08:18:59 PM

zomega: Okay, she looks okay. :)

I love that little pixie sprite.

Lord of Allusions		2012-02-26 08:19:20 PM

coco ebert: Oh noes, what will happen in the SNL threads if Kristin Wiig wins? I think Fark may just implode.

As long as she isn't doing the female version of Jim Carrey. ;)

eddievercetti		2012-02-26 08:19:20 PM

Lord of Allusions: Jason Segel, Jonah Hill, Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy could all be oscar winners by the end of the night.

And Judd Apatow will laugh evilly if they do.

robsul82		2012-02-26 08:19:22 PM

Tim Riggins, you're killing your movie career in the crib.

Di Atribe		2012-02-26 08:19:59 PM

coco ebert: zomega: Not feeling any of these dresses tonight.

Michelle Williams looks lovely I think.

I know everyone is fawning over her, but I thought Milla Jovovich looks stunning

coco ebert		2012-02-26 08:20:29 PM

Lord of Allusions: coco ebert: Oh noes, what will happen in the SNL threads if Kristin Wiig wins? I think Fark may just implode.

As long as she isn't doing the female version of Jim Carrey. ;)

heh heh

what_now		2012-02-26 08:20:50 PM

BalugaJoe: A celebration of anti semitism.

Yup. That's what this is. Exactly. When the show is over, Woody Allen and Steven Speilberg are gonna go tag swastikas on a synagogue.

bobbette		2012-02-26 08:20:51 PM

Secret Agent Ashley Judd? Doesn't look bad.

Yes, I'm watching the tail end of the red carpet against my better judgment.

DamnYankees		2012-02-26 08:21:04 PM

Hey, its Natalie Portman. I don't think I've seen her on video since last year's Oscars. She really took the year off with the baby.

coco ebert		2012-02-26 08:21:18 PM

Di Atribe: coco ebert: zomega: Not feeling any of these dresses tonight.

Michelle Williams looks lovely I think.

I know everyone is fawning over her, but I thought Milla Jovovich looks stunning

Ha! I was just about to post her as well. Yes, she looks gorgeous. I mean, she'd look amazing in a burlap sack but I digress...

Tenor Reaper		2012-02-26 08:21:21 PM

Natalie Portman's hair looks a little greasy. May be the mousse.

pc_gator		2012-02-26 08:21:23 PM

hope Portman starts rapping

zomega		2012-02-26 08:21:42 PM

I think the lack of color is what's disappointing me. Lots of nude, lots of silver. I've found myself paying attention to the ladies who wear jewel tones tonight.

skinink		2012-02-26 08:21:46 PM

For Natalie Portman, 4:20 came shortly before she got in the limo.

Lord of Allusions		2012-02-26 08:21:53 PM

I'll give Robin Roberts credit, she knows how to end these little mini-interviews without it sounding awkward.

seadoo2006		2012-02-26 08:21:55 PM

Natalie Portman ... all I want is bang bang bang ...

bobbette		2012-02-26 08:22:07 PM

This may sound crude but... Natalie Portman is such a MILF.

That dress is boring though.

coco ebert		2012-02-26 08:22:23 PM

Damn, Tom Hanks is looking his best in years. That puffy look went away.

cookiefleck		2012-02-26 08:22:34 PM

Tenor Reaper: Natalie Portman's hair looks a little greasy. May be the mousse.

I noticed that too..

socially inept was taken		2012-02-26 08:22:36 PM

I loved Milla too. Everyone is so prim and proper with the updo's and bland dresses. Milla is workin' it.

Tenor Reaper		2012-02-26 08:22:46 PM

Epic Tom Hanks goatee?

libranoelrose		2012-02-26 08:23:09 PM

You were great in Cast Away, Tom!

DamnYankees		2012-02-26 08:23:12 PM

coco ebert: Damn, Tom Hanks is looking his best in years. That puffy look went away.

I was just thinking that. Love me some Hanks.

lithappens		2012-02-26 08:23:16 PM

The press is savage whores - Tom Hanks

zomega		2012-02-26 08:23:16 PM

coco ebert: Damn, Tom Hanks is looking his best in years. That puffy look went away.

Was just thinking that. I went 'really?' when they said that was Tom.

coco ebert		2012-02-26 08:23:26 PM

bobbette: This may sound crude but... Natalie Portman is such a MILF.

That dress is boring though.

I guess last year's winners always have to dress down so as not to take attention away from the winners. Or something. I spent way too much time analyzing that. :P

johnnieconnie		2012-02-26 08:23:32 PM

bobbette: This may sound crude but... Natalie Portman is such a MILF.

That dress is boring though.

It wasn't very glamorous. With the hair that way she looked about 12 yo. However, way to get the pre-baby body back in less than a year. She looks like she must've had a good friend carry it for her.

skinink		2012-02-26 08:23:44 PM

Man, Yahoo Serious has aged really badly.

DamnYankees		2012-02-26 08:23:48 PM

libranoelrose: You were great in Cast Away, Tom!

...what is that?

what_now		2012-02-26 08:23:50 PM

who's the English bird with the pink suit/dress

It's awesome.

Solid Muldoon		2012-02-26 08:23:56 PM

coco ebert: I don't want Tom Cruise taking me anywhere.

Never go with a Scientologist to a second location.

Lord of Allusions		2012-02-26 08:23:56 PM

Brian Grazer was late obviously. He sped through traffic with his convertible top down.

bobbette		2012-02-26 08:24:01 PM

Bryan Grazer looks like how Clay Aiken will look in 50 years.

libranoelrose		2012-02-26 08:24:07 PM

coco ebert: Damn, Tom Hanks is looking his best in years. That puffy look went away.

Did you see him on Jimmy Kimmel after the Oscars last year, or the year before?

HILARIOUS!