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(Reason Magazine)   Wyoming is looking into issuing its own currency, a draft, a standing army and purchasing aircraft and an aircraft carrier, to replace the prairie schooner they use now to defend the mountains from Obama   (reason.com) divider line 35
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2012-02-26 11:01:44 AM
7 votes:
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2012-02-26 10:05:36 AM
6 votes:

VictoryCabal: GaryPDX idea: having all of the above, and stockpiling ammo to shoot Obama's storm troopers when they come to take you away to the Organizing For America concentration camps.


i595.photobucket.com
Don't be too proud of this derpological terror you've constructed, Wyoming. The ability to herp-a-derp a state is insignificant next to the power of the Forcebongo.
2012-02-26 10:05:55 AM
3 votes:

jso2897: WTF Indeed: Well the first thing they should do is change their name. Everyone knows that Wyoming is Latin for "No State Here". Maybe they would get more attention from the federal government if the other 49 states knew it existed.

Actually, it's Oglala for "WTF are we even doing in this shiathole?"



www.earthmountainview.com

Please don't taunt the Super Volcano Monkey.
2012-02-26 10:00:18 AM
3 votes:

WTF Indeed: Well the first thing they should do is change their name. Everyone knows that Wyoming is Latin for "No State Here". Maybe they would get more attention from the federal government if the other 49 states knew it existed.


Actually, it's Oglala for "WTF are we even doing in this shiathole?"
2012-02-26 09:37:24 AM
3 votes:
Well the first thing they should do is change their name. Everyone knows that Wyoming is Latin for "No State Here". Maybe they would get more attention from the federal government if the other 49 states knew it existed.
2012-02-26 09:06:44 AM
3 votes:
Having supplies, procedures, and structures in place in the event of various disasters is an excellent idea. Practicing and drilling is also a good idea. But some idiot always has to come along and take it too far.

Good idea: having a couple weeks of food, water, medicine, and emergency supplies in case a natural disaster occurs and regular transportation is disrupted.

GaryPDX idea: having all of the above, and stockpiling ammo to shoot Obama's storm troopers when they come to take you away to the Organizing For America concentration camps.
2012-02-26 09:02:43 AM
3 votes:
Clearly Wyoming poses an existential threat to the USA.

We need to bomb their nuclear enrichment facilities before it's too late.
2012-02-26 12:59:41 PM
2 votes:
Wyoming is one of those charming little states that's completely forgettable 364 days of the year. And then they come up with something cute like this. Hopefully, they're harmless, but sometimes you have to wonder if something will snap one day after they eat too much paste. They're like America's Ralph Wiggum.
2012-02-26 11:21:43 AM
2 votes:
But maybe its an aircraft carrier with wheels on the bottom!

/once owned a boat with wheels like that
//it was plastic, and I was three
2012-02-26 11:12:38 AM
2 votes:
www.mamapop.com

Boo-yeah
/nuts
2012-02-26 10:37:52 AM
2 votes:
0.tqn.com

It doesn't end well
/nuts
2012-02-26 10:33:09 AM
2 votes:

Bomb Head Mohammed: ...i took a long horse ride...


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2012-02-26 10:21:26 AM
2 votes:
images.buddytv.com

Disapproves.

/nuts
2012-02-26 09:50:22 AM
2 votes:
We get it the President is black, now untwist your panties conservatives, your squeals of fright are scaring the livestock
2012-02-26 09:26:50 AM
2 votes:

Amos Quito: Clearly Wyoming poses an existential threat to the USA.

We need to bomb their nuclear enrichment facilities before it's too late.


www.airforcetimes.com

Too late.
2012-02-26 09:23:02 AM
2 votes:

Aarontology: A smart raving lunatic would use the funds designated for the aircraft carrier and use them to turn cattle into a platform for machine guns and cannons.


I'm thinking landsharks with frickin' laser beams attached.
2012-02-26 09:16:19 AM
2 votes:
A smart raving lunatic would use the funds designated for the aircraft carrier and use them to turn cattle into a platform for machine guns and cannons.
2012-02-26 09:12:30 AM
2 votes:

Amos Quito: Clearly Wyoming poses an existential threat to the USA.

We need to bomb their nuclear enrichment facilities before it's too late.


This is Fark, not the GOP debates.
2012-02-26 08:59:14 AM
2 votes:
If I was a Wyomite, I'd be opposed to them wasting my tax money on frivolous expenditures to satisfy a lunatic's paranoid fantasy. Since I'm not, I think it's funny and wish them Godspeed.
2012-02-27 11:17:20 AM
1 votes:
Just came here to say Jackson Hole is in Wyoming. That part of it does not suck.
2012-02-27 08:39:35 AM
1 votes:

CultureVulture: Queenie Michelle


You mean "First Yeti Moochelle". Otherwise, 10/10.
2012-02-26 08:57:38 PM
1 votes:

CultureVulture: I love how the Libs are so easily tricked into their knee jerk reactions.... What fun it is to watch them sputter and fume their meaningless drivel. GET A FARKIN' GRIP, idiots. Obama AIN'T BLACK! He's 12.5% African Black. Remember his whole White Mammy? The sperm donor of record was 75% Arab - not a black race. He's lied about everything including his race. The problem with Obama is he's a Marxist with no experience and training in any thing except Marxist philosophy and Marxist economic theories. His grandparents were communist, his mother was a communist, his father was a communist, the person that took over his up bringing when his step father abandoned them is a communist, his friends (Bill The Bomber) are communists. His cabinet has Marxists and Mao admirers in it, VP Biden told the Chinese Communist he thought their forced one child policy was good. Cabinet members include NAMBLA supporters, forced abortion advocates, his religious mentor is a raving racist, his wife is a raving racist. He and Queenie Michelle gave up their law licenses, and Barry Soretoro has many missing documents including a name change back to BHO, multiple SS numbers, and he has hidden his past like a cat in a litter box.


This is what wingnuts actually believe.
2012-02-26 07:32:49 PM
1 votes:
An aircraft carrier makes perfect sense. In the event of a catastrophic failure of the US government who would funnel $billions to defense contractors by buying unnecessary weapon systems? Wyoming is planning for the survival of the "military/industrial complex".
2012-02-26 01:11:13 PM
1 votes:
Nice to see some states have balanced budgets that they can blow money on crap like this.
2012-02-26 12:54:05 PM
1 votes:
Perhaps they are thinking about the threat from Saskatchewan Pirates?
2012-02-26 12:53:01 PM
1 votes:

iaazathot: I live in Wyoming, I have yet to meet a teabagger who wasn't a racist nitwit. Eventually they slip up and say n*igger, or make some other foul comment that gives them away. They are a pathetic bunch. I have spent time in WA, MT, and ID and have found similar results. This area is full of right wing kooks.


Even when right in the middle of doing something racist, racists don't like to be told that they're racists. In a way it's a good sign - at least they seem aware that what they're doing is wrong, or at least not socially acceptable.

The haughty "how DARE YOU" attitude always entertains me a bit.
2012-02-26 12:25:38 PM
1 votes:
Its a good start.

Every state ought to be passing similar bills. And I'm sure we will start to see many other states do so.

This is merely the beginnings of a good counterweight to the disintegrating moral and legal authority of the Federal government. They have proven time and again that they are neither interested in, nor capable of, responsibly running a nation-state.
2012-02-26 12:11:58 PM
1 votes:

spaten: Wow, Do you actually believe that? If so, the left is as delusional as the birthers.


An immediate "both sidez are teh badz!" What a new and totally not predictable response! I'm expecting a quip about Hope and Change next.
2012-02-26 11:16:59 AM
1 votes:

Bobafatt: Yeah so I read the Bill. It gives $32000 to reimburse travel and per diem for people from the state to meet with Federal officials to discuss the impacts. Didn't see any mention of aircraft carriers or strike aircraft. $32000 is nothing to them since they are one of the only states in the black.

I don't think this has anything to due with the national government. Didn't you see "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" the wyoming government is now just getting off their lazy asses and using this bill to start gathering info on how to deal with a real alien attack.


And they cut the funding in half also.

Wyoming also has an intergalactic spaceport. (new window)

Oh yeah, Wyoming sucks. Don't come here.
2012-02-26 10:49:17 AM
1 votes:
I thought Wyoming conservatives were against bigger government and government spending?
2012-02-26 10:29:26 AM
1 votes:
It's really frightening how racist this country really is. All that progress we thought we made since the civil rights movement can officially be chalked up to "white people didn't have much to complain about until they stole the White House".
2012-02-26 10:22:34 AM
1 votes:

NuttierThanEver: We get it the President is black, now untwist your panties conservatives, your squeals of fright are scaring the livestock


Except in this case, the panties are bunched up on the barn door, and the livestock isn't squealing in fright, if you know what I mean.
2012-02-26 10:07:53 AM
1 votes:
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I'm sure the first thing that would happen is that the petty little tyrant wanna be pricks who thought this bill up would start killing each other to be the 'Lord Humungous' of Wyoming. Then they could safely diddle little girls and boys like they do in their fantasies.
2012-02-26 10:01:26 AM
1 votes:
Cool. Maybe they could join up with Quebec. Wybec? Quyoming?
2012-02-26 09:25:07 AM
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: Aarontology: A smart raving lunatic would use the funds designated for the aircraft carrier and use them to turn cattle into a platform for machine guns and cannons.

I'm thinking landsharks with frickin' laser beams attached.


Now we're getting somewhere! And we could have them fight the cannon cows to weed out the weak.
 
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