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(Reason Magazine)   Wyoming is looking into issuing its own currency, a draft, a standing army and purchasing aircraft and an aircraft carrier, to replace the prairie schooner they use now to defend the mountains from Obama   (reason.com) divider line 128
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2012-02-26 05:48:27 PM
I thought New Freeland was in Montana?
 
2012-02-26 05:52:04 PM

OgreMagi: Why is it the people screaming the most about the government violating the Constitution are the first in line to violate it?


CUZ MUSLIM PREZNIT!!
 
2012-02-26 05:55:27 PM

KidneyStone: devildog123: NO mention of an aircraft carrier.

Not so fast there, snappy

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Page 3-after line 19 Insert:



"(vii) Conditions under which the state of Wyoming should implement a draft, raise a standing army, marine corps, navy and air force and acquire strike aircraft and an aircraft carrier.". BROWN

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You can find that info here: http://legisweb.state.wy.us/2012/Digest/HB0085.htm


I was talking about the original bill. I pointed out further down that I think that the Representative had put that bullshiat clause in to kill the bill, making it look stupid, rather than the fairly prudent bill that it started out as.
 
2012-02-26 06:06:25 PM

devildog123: KidneyStone: devildog123: NO mention of an aircraft carrier.

Not so fast there, snappy

"

Page 3-after line 19 Insert:



"(vii) Conditions under which the state of Wyoming should implement a draft, raise a standing army, marine corps, navy and air force and acquire strike aircraft and an aircraft carrier.". BROWN

"

You can find that info here: http://legisweb.state.wy.us/2012/Digest/HB0085.htm

I was talking about the original bill. I pointed out further down that I think that the Representative had put that bullshiat clause in to kill the bill, making it look stupid, rather than the fairly prudent bill that it started out as.


Could that explain why republicans add an anti-abortion amendment to every damn bill that has any chance to pass? They don't want it to pass, so by adding an anti-abortion clause they get the democrats to do their dirty work.
 
2012-02-26 06:26:40 PM
[www.earthmountainview.com image 580x377]

Please don't taunt the Super Volcano Monkey.

The Wyoming Navy can not defeat the newly merged State of North Tennessea.
 
2012-02-26 07:17:58 PM
And this man would be running Wyoming:
0.tqn.com
 
2012-02-26 07:30:07 PM
I smell a dick. Is it a coincidence that DICK CHENEY lives in Wyoming and now this kind of legislation appears?
 
2012-02-26 07:32:49 PM
An aircraft carrier makes perfect sense. In the event of a catastrophic failure of the US government who would funnel $billions to defense contractors by buying unnecessary weapon systems? Wyoming is planning for the survival of the "military/industrial complex".
 
2012-02-26 07:33:58 PM
Sorry, the real bill has no air force or navy for Wyoming, but nice trolling...
Link (new window)
 
2012-02-26 07:35:20 PM

pjbreeze: I smell a dick. Is it a coincidence that DICK CHENEY lives in Wyoming and now this kind of legislation appears?


He's from here and has a house here (much like many rich people do). But he also has other houses he generally stays at.
 
2012-02-26 07:46:38 PM
I'm psychic. This is how this is gonna end, if something else doesn't end it faster:

Wyoming: (TFA)
SCOTUS: Um, states don't have conscription powers.
Wyoming: We would if the federal government collapsed.
SCOTUS: Pass your law then. In the meantime, it's unconstitutional and we can't allow it even in theory.
 
2012-02-26 08:47:31 PM
I love how the Libs are so easily tricked into their knee jerk reactions.... What fun it is to watch them sputter and fume their meaningless drivel. GET A FARKIN' GRIP, idiots. Obama AIN'T BLACK! He's 12.5% African Black. Remember his whole White Mammy? The sperm donor of record was 75% Arab - not a black race. He's lied about everything including his race. The problem with Obama is he's a Marxist with no experience and training in any thing except Marxist philosophy and Marxist economic theories. His grandparents were communist, his mother was a communist, his father was a communist, the person that took over his up bringing when his step father abandoned them is a communist, his friends (Bill The Bomber) are communists. His cabinet has Marxists and Mao admirers in it, VP Biden told the Chinese Communist he thought their forced one child policy was good. Cabinet members include NAMBLA supporters, forced abortion advocates, his religious mentor is a raving racist, his wife is a raving racist. He and Queenie Michelle gave up their law licenses, and Barry Soretoro has many missing documents including a name change back to BHO, multiple SS numbers, and he has hidden his past like a cat in a litter box.
 
2012-02-26 08:57:38 PM

CultureVulture: I love how the Libs are so easily tricked into their knee jerk reactions.... What fun it is to watch them sputter and fume their meaningless drivel. GET A FARKIN' GRIP, idiots. Obama AIN'T BLACK! He's 12.5% African Black. Remember his whole White Mammy? The sperm donor of record was 75% Arab - not a black race. He's lied about everything including his race. The problem with Obama is he's a Marxist with no experience and training in any thing except Marxist philosophy and Marxist economic theories. His grandparents were communist, his mother was a communist, his father was a communist, the person that took over his up bringing when his step father abandoned them is a communist, his friends (Bill The Bomber) are communists. His cabinet has Marxists and Mao admirers in it, VP Biden told the Chinese Communist he thought their forced one child policy was good. Cabinet members include NAMBLA supporters, forced abortion advocates, his religious mentor is a raving racist, his wife is a raving racist. He and Queenie Michelle gave up their law licenses, and Barry Soretoro has many missing documents including a name change back to BHO, multiple SS numbers, and he has hidden his past like a cat in a litter box.


This is what wingnuts actually believe.
 
2012-02-26 09:27:46 PM
One has to wonder, if there is a Really Big Secret out there (the president's past, the truth about 9/11, chemtrails, rainbows in our water, whatever), how come nobody seems to be able to see it except random ... people ... on the Internet? Leaving out the current topic of discussion, why is it that any and all of those not just hot but utterly radioactive topics are apparently concealed by a conspiracy of silence? And how is it that the only people who can see through that massive conspiracy are, by and large, people who have never demonstrated aptitude in anything else?
 
2012-02-26 09:28:58 PM
Also: Since where do I go to get my payoff for not talking about the .... *** carrier lost ***
 
2012-02-26 11:49:28 PM

OgreMagi: FlashHarry: [i48.tinypic.com image 640x359]

farking constitutions, how do they work?

Why is it the people screaming the most about the government violating the Constitution are the first in line to violate it?


The major issue with the bill is that it is unconstitutional on a very basic level. I don't mind the spirit of it.

18 enumerated powers

To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures;

The 10th amendment does not supersede a regulated currency by the Federal Government.

it would require a Constitutional amendment to allow states to coin money.

/Want to move to Wyoming.
 
2012-02-27 12:42:01 AM

CultureVulture: I love how the Libs are so easily tricked into their knee jerk reactions.... What fun it is to watch them sputter and fume their meaningless drivel. GET A FARKIN' GRIP, idiots. Obama AIN'T BLACK! He's 12.5% African Black. Remember his whole White Mammy? The sperm donor of record was 75% Arab - not a black race. He's lied about everything including his race. The problem with Obama is he's a Marxist with no experience and training in any thing except Marxist philosophy and Marxist economic theories. His grandparents were communist, his mother was a communist, his father was a communist, the person that took over his up bringing when his step father abandoned them is a communist, his friends (Bill The Bomber) are communists. His cabinet has Marxists and Mao admirers in it, VP Biden told the Chinese Communist he thought their forced one child policy was good. Cabinet members include NAMBLA supporters, forced abortion advocates, his religious mentor is a raving racist, his wife is a raving racist. He and Queenie Michelle gave up their law licenses, and Barry Soretoro has many missing documents including a name change back to BHO, multiple SS numbers, and he has hidden his past like a cat in a litter box.


media.tumblr.com
 
2012-02-27 01:12:55 AM

CultureVulture: I love how the Libs are so easily tricked into their knee jerk reactions.... What fun it is to watch them sputter and fume their meaningless drivel. GET A FARKIN' GRIP, idiots. Obama AIN'T BLACK! He's 12.5% African Black. Remember his whole White Mammy? The sperm donor of record was 75% Arab - not a black race. He's lied about everything including his race. The problem with Obama is he's a Marxist with no experience and training in any thing except Marxist philosophy and Marxist economic theories. His grandparents were communist, his mother was a communist, his father was a communist, the person that took over his up bringing when his step father abandoned them is a communist, his friends (Bill The Bomber) are communists. His cabinet has Marxists and Mao admirers in it, VP Biden told the Chinese Communist he thought their forced one child policy was good. Cabinet members include NAMBLA supporters, forced abortion advocates, his religious mentor is a raving racist, his wife is a raving racist. He and Queenie Michelle gave up their law licenses, and Barry Soretoro has many missing documents including a name change back to BHO, multiple SS numbers, and he has hidden his past like a cat in a litter box.


Now that's some good old fashioned trolling!
 
2012-02-27 02:14:29 AM

CultureVulture: I love how the Libs are so easily tricked into their knee jerk reactions.... What fun it is to watch them sputter and fume their meaningless drivel. GET A FARKIN' GRIP, idiots. Obama AIN'T BLACK! He's 12.5% African Black. Remember his whole White Mammy? The sperm donor of record was 75% Arab - not a black race. He's lied about everything including his race. The problem with Obama is he's a Marxist with no experience and training in any thing except Marxist philosophy and Marxist economic theories. His grandparents were communist, his mother was a communist, his father was a communist, the person that took over his up bringing when his step father abandoned them is a communist, his friends (Bill The Bomber) are communists. His cabinet has Marxists and Mao admirers in it, VP Biden told the Chinese Communist he thought their forced one child policy was good. Cabinet members include NAMBLA supporters, forced abortion advocates, his religious mentor is a raving racist, his wife is a raving racist. He and Queenie Michelle gave up their law licenses, and Barry Soretoro has many missing documents including a name change back to BHO, multiple SS numbers, and he has hidden his past like a cat in a litter box.


and the emmy goes to.....
 
2012-02-27 04:22:36 AM
I read a bit of survivalist literature (I like it in a Bear Grylls-sort of way, not anti-government shiat) and Wyoming is a Mecca for nutbags. Something to do with low-population density and deep top soil or something. Anyways, this may just be pandering of the most crazy variety.
 
2012-02-27 07:17:55 AM
It's actually comforting that WY manifests some of the same lunacy we read about in Fark occurring in CA, TX, and FL.
 
2012-02-27 07:22:12 AM
As a citizen of Charleston remarked on the eve of the Civil War, "South Carolina is too small for a republic, and too large for an insane asylum."
 
2012-02-27 08:10:42 AM

CognaciousThunk: No worries, if Cheyenne gets out of control we'll send in Skeet Ulrich and Lennie James to bust up the lot.

/Jericho, RIP


darwinpolice: [images.buddytv.com image 223x330]

Disapproves.

/nuts



Came for the Jericho references. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-02-27 08:39:35 AM

CultureVulture: Queenie Michelle


You mean "First Yeti Moochelle". Otherwise, 10/10.
 
2012-02-27 11:17:20 AM
Just came here to say Jackson Hole is in Wyoming. That part of it does not suck.
 
2012-02-27 11:38:39 AM
Wow, I thought subby was joking about the aircraft carrier thing. Then I read the article. Holy shiat, these people are out of their minds.
 
2012-02-27 12:11:52 PM
If we don't have the aircraft carrier, what will we use to project force against Iowa? Sure hope we get that treaty with NE to float that bad boy in Lake Maconaughy.
 
2012-02-28 12:09:33 PM
The 115 comments at the Wyoming newspaper are quite derptacular as well Link (new window)
 
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