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(Mental Floss)   Fifteen beds that will never get you laid. Millennium Falcon FTW   (mentalfloss.com) divider line 188
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2012-02-26 08:54:32 AM
Some of those beds have women in them. Being a woman will get you laid, regardless of how stupid your bed looks.
 
2012-02-26 09:08:43 AM
That shark bed is AWESOME!
 
2012-02-26 09:20:48 AM

nekom: Some of those beds have women in them. Being a woman will get you laid, regardless of how stupid your bed looks.


A nerdtastic bed will get you all of the cheeto flavored dick you could want.
 
2012-02-26 09:23:28 AM
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I am sure there are a few farkettes that would love to get busy in that bed.
 
2012-02-26 09:31:19 AM
All it takes is the right bed?!?

Damm, I thought it was my rugged good looks, suave wit, and massive trouser-snake!

/so many lies
 
2012-02-26 09:32:12 AM
My bed after a massive bender

www.instablogsimages.com
 
2012-02-26 09:35:03 AM
...and this bed was just the worst. Soooo uncomfortable. The stuff of nightmares.

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2012-02-26 09:40:29 AM

Evenbiggerknickers: My bed after a massive bender

[www.instablogsimages.com image 550x486]


At least you had a pillow. I slept in an abandoned coke oven once.
 
2012-02-26 10:11:22 AM

nekom: Evenbiggerknickers: My bed after a massive bender

[www.instablogsimages.com image 550x486]

At least you had a pillow. I slept in an abandoned coke oven once.


Lucky! The coke oven I slept in was still in operation!

also:

Two Guys Desperately Trying To Not Look Gay:
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2012-02-26 10:16:44 AM
That rollercoaster bed is designed only for getting laid. With 8 of your closest nameless partners.
 
2012-02-26 10:45:48 AM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Lucky! The coke oven I slept in was still in operation!


At least it'd be warm.
 
2012-02-26 11:26:04 AM

Beerguy: [www.mentalfloss.com image 500x376]

I am sure there are a few farkettes that would love to get busy in that bed.


/raises hand
 
2012-02-26 11:34:52 AM
I'd love that giant net bed.
 
2012-02-26 11:35:27 AM
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought
 
2012-02-26 11:43:58 AM
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Mmmmm. Kinky.

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ArkAngel: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought



heh. good one.
 
2012-02-26 11:53:02 AM

jaylectricity: I'd love that giant net bed.


It's making headlines.
 
2012-02-26 11:53:18 AM

nekom: Some of those beds have women in them. Being a woman will get you laid, regardless of how stupid your bed looks.


The ultimate female pickup line? "yes"
 
2012-02-26 11:55:43 AM
Giant hammock bed is fantastic.
 
2012-02-26 11:57:37 AM
there were 14 there, not 15. count and see.
 
2012-02-26 11:59:40 AM
Kirk: Yeah! And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in a racing car, do you?

Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

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2012-02-26 12:02:34 PM

Beerguy: I am sure there are a few farkettes that would love to get busy in that bed.


I volunteer to help them roll that biatch over.
 
2012-02-26 12:02:36 PM
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I like this one.
 
2012-02-26 12:02:45 PM
Oooh, that blobby blue thing looks nice. I really, really want a hamburger bed now.
 
2012-02-26 12:04:12 PM

Grables'Daughter: Beerguy: [www.mentalfloss.com image 500x376]

I am sure there are a few farkettes that would love to get busy in that bed.

/raises hand


freak!

so...um....what'cha doing later this week...?
 
2012-02-26 12:05:46 PM
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2012-02-26 12:05:56 PM

VictoryCabal: That shark bed is AWESOME!


Really? It's just a plastic shark with a bed on the top. The one I like the best is the periodic table duvet/quilt, but sadly there are none for sale that I can find. DAMN YOU THINKGEEK!
 
2012-02-26 12:05:58 PM
I WANT THAT NET BED!

/Always wanted a hammock bed.
//Now I have a girlfriend.
///GF are dream killers :-(
 
2012-02-26 12:06:00 PM
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.

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2012-02-26 12:06:34 PM

ciderczar: Oooh, that blobby blue thing looks nice. I really, really want a hamburger bed now.


Yeah, the molecular bed. That looks awesome! Where/how could I get one of these? I can only find pictures and descriptions on the google.
 
2012-02-26 12:07:48 PM
OK, the hammock is kinda nice, but all others except one just aren't enthralling.

This -the exception - is pure genius.
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2012-02-26 12:08:51 PM
The cheeseburger bed is rad. "Aaaaaaah... Goodnight." (Pulls lettuce sheets over self.)
 
2012-02-26 12:09:21 PM
The giant hammock is awesome.
 
2012-02-26 12:10:28 PM
Considering all the possible angles and attachment points for restraints, this one could get pretty freaky.

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2012-02-26 12:10:38 PM

ArkAngel: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought


Nice.
 
2012-02-26 12:18:04 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: nekom: Evenbiggerknickers: My bed after a massive bender

[www.instablogsimages.com image 550x486]

At least you had a pillow. I slept in an abandoned coke oven once.

Lucky! The coke oven I slept in was still in operation!

Luxury (new window).

 
2012-02-26 12:20:21 PM
I can't believe no one said any
"getting Leia'd " jokes about
the Millennium Falcon bed!
 
2012-02-26 12:21:43 PM

thelordofcheese: OK, the hammock is kinda nice, but all others except one just aren't enthralling.

This -the exception - is pure genius.
[www.mentalfloss.com image 500x187]


Yeah I want one of those. Badly...
 
2012-02-26 12:22:52 PM

NutWrench: [www.mentalfloss.com image 500x333]

I like this one.


So did Claus Oldenberg.
 
2012-02-26 12:23:55 PM
Call me weird, but I've always wanted a bed that was based on one of the cryo units in Aliens.

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2012-02-26 12:23:56 PM
My bed serves me just fine for not getting laid, thank you very much Subby

And what's with that Law and Order:SVU rape bed? It's a little too suggestive. Maybe I need a rape bed.
 
2012-02-26 12:25:20 PM

TV's Vinnie: Call me weird, but I've always wanted a bed that was based on one of the cryo units in Aliens.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x346]


as long as I could set the temperature regulation and light leve for myself...yeah. not a bad idea actually.
 
2012-02-26 12:28:31 PM

jaylectricity: I'd love that giant net bed.


This. That sucker's awesome.
 
2012-02-26 12:28:32 PM

TV's Vinnie: Call me weird, but I've always wanted a bed that was based on one of the cryo units in Aliens.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x346]


You're weird.
 
2012-02-26 12:28:51 PM

Cargo: ciderczar: Oooh, that blobby blue thing looks nice. I really, really want a hamburger bed now.

Yeah, the molecular bed. That looks awesome! Where/how could I get one of these? I can only find pictures and descriptions on the google.


I found it! Link (new window)
 
2012-02-26 12:28:56 PM

Cargo: ciderczar: Oooh, that blobby blue thing looks nice. I really, really want a hamburger bed now.

Yeah, the molecular bed. That looks awesome! Where/how could I get one of these? I can only find pictures and descriptions on the google.



Best start saving (new window)
 
2012-02-26 12:28:59 PM

Cargo:
Yeah, the molecular bed. That looks awesome! Where/how could I get one of these? I can only find pictures and descriptions on the google.


Here you go. Only costs 8 grand.
 
2012-02-26 12:29:05 PM
I dunno. The net bed would have some nice bounce, but I don't really see how you could be naked on it without it digging into your skin.
 
2012-02-26 12:29:16 PM
7 or 8 actual beds and about a half dozen museum projects from some artists attempting to be clever.
 
2012-02-26 12:29:34 PM
damnit.
 
2012-02-26 12:30:28 PM

Fizpez: 7 or 8 actual beds and about a half dozen museum projects from some artists attempting to be clever.


yeah but you gotta admit - that cargo net thing is pretty spiffy.
 
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