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2012-02-26 09:05:44 AM  
JOHN HANCOCK
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-02-26 10:02:48 AM  
@george3 ha ha im shelling ur troops go #revolution
 
2012-02-26 10:04:18 AM  
@KingGeorge3 No taxation w/out representation#Suckitlimey
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-02-26 10:06:08 AM  
@george3 We #occupy Boston
 
2012-02-26 10:08:22 AM  
@JOHNHANCOCK you always have to be first, don't you? #attentionwhore
 
2012-02-26 10:09:18 AM  
@King George Constitution is coming out
 
2012-02-26 10:09:24 AM  
BJFranklin01


Ok Constitution is coming out

 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-02-26 10:12:19 AM  
GeorgeW just rented a boat from Durham Boat Company

@GeorgeW WTF, man? That's fupposed to be a fecret.

@rebels My fault, forgot to check don't-tweet-my-purchafe
 
2012-02-26 10:12:56 AM  
TJefferson: Going out back to get some strange. You want in, @BJFranklin01? #junglefever
 
2012-02-26 10:15:08 AM  
@Hancock why did you have to be a dick?
 
2012-02-26 10:19:42 AM  
@paulrevere 1
 
2012-02-26 10:24:02 AM  
BJs4Frankie: lickin fingers, lightly rubbin, ladiees luv it. oh and they dig armonica 2 lol.
 
2012-02-26 10:25:13 AM  
BFranklin: A penny saved on Total Fark is a penny earned
 
2012-02-26 10:28:06 AM  
@JHancock You say you want a Revolution? Well you know we all want to change the world
 
2012-02-26 10:28:18 AM  
@AmbassadorBen - French Maids Are Coming In.
 
2012-02-26 10:28:33 AM  
@PaulRevere the shiatis a coming! the shiatis a coming!

@PaulRevere wth is up with this autocorrect? b r i t i s h I mean!

@PaulRevere lol that's going on that funny website for autocorr... dammit, fell off my horse!
 
2012-02-26 10:42:45 AM  
TJefferson: Can't sleep again. Been up all night working on this farking document. #insomniasucks
 
2012-02-26 10:47:09 AM  
GPrez1: Third term? ROFL! Take this job and shove it!!1!
 
2012-02-26 11:00:04 AM  
GeorgeClinton: @parliament time to get funky on your taxation #represent
 
2012-02-26 11:05:41 AM  
@firstprez nice teef
 
2012-02-26 11:14:03 AM  
George Washington @GDubOwnsU

Still drafting #BillofRIghts, heat is making this feel like a sweat shop. Going to include right to wear short-sleeved shirts, working on wording now.
 
2012-02-26 11:29:26 AM  
@Congress Franklin gets to go to Paris and I have to stay in Valley Forge commanding this POS army?
 
2012-02-26 11:52:57 AM  
FakeGeorgeWashington: I meant to cut down that tree!

/now with voting!
 
2012-02-26 11:58:34 AM  
NHale: I only regret that I have but 140 characters to tweet for my countrymen. @Howe #ImInUrBase LOL

/Retweeting all mine cause I did them from my phone, some peeps might want to vote for them...
 
2012-02-26 11:59:54 AM  
PRevere: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS! lol

/retweet
 
2012-02-26 12:00:51 PM  
DMad: @BRoss IDK my BFF Jill?

/retweet
 
2012-02-26 12:01:06 PM  
@GeorgeIIIbtGoGotUKoGBaIKDotF: Don't tax me bro!

(George the Third, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland King, Defender of the Faith)
 
2012-02-26 12:01:35 PM  
Hessians: @GWash WTF HAX!

/retweet
 
2012-02-26 12:02:16 PM  
BArney: @Geo3 psst I'm on ur side now don't retweet this #tory

/retweet lol
 
2012-02-26 12:04:43 PM  
@SamAdams Party tonight at the docks! w00t! #Boston
 
2012-02-26 12:06:41 PM  
@georgew we should all go fark our slave biatches until they can't walk straight, amiright ?
 
2012-02-26 12:10:09 PM  
TehOriginalGDubya: I'm on a motherfarkin boat.
 
2012-02-26 12:10:54 PM  
@Betsy I wish you had some green, I guess the blue, white, and red will have to do. Can you put some stars on it or something?

@Ben I heard about it. Henry is full of it. Liberty or death, don't see his ass in the army do you?

@FrancisKey Not bad but I think you should jazz it up. Bombs bursting in air, or some shiat like that.

@Ben See if Jefferson will write it. Right now only independence I want is from this hangover. Ur right Dolly is hot. I would so tap that.
 
2012-02-26 12:15:59 PM  
TJeff: @Ben No I don't want to join you in one of your "air baths", you perv. Go fly a kite.
 
2012-02-26 12:41:43 PM  
Geo3: @Rebels All we are saying, is give teas a chance...
 
2012-02-26 12:53:03 PM  
BFranklin WTF!!! That shocked the shiat out of me. F*ck you! Kite in a thunderstorm my ass! DIAF
 
2012-02-26 01:29:07 PM  
@PaulRevere: The Brits will not take our guns! #ringthatbell
 
2012-02-26 02:41:59 PM  
@Johnadams: U fedderist tard
@TJeff: Umad bro?
@JMad: Yep he mad
@JMad: Hehe, 9th Amendment muthaf#@!!*'s.
@TJeff: LOL
@Johnadams: wat
 
2012-02-26 02:58:26 PM  
@Tom_Jefferson1 Santorum??? Republicans???? *Facepalm*
 
2012-02-26 03:13:43 PM  
@GeorgeRex3 @ContinentalCongressOfficial STFU & GTFO. Srsly. luv @indigNationPre1492
 
2012-02-26 03:16:20 PM  

darwinpolice: Oh good, I posted in the wrong thread. Happy hangover day, guys!


Irony?
 
2012-02-26 04:00:52 PM  
@JohnAdams: John UR a bore, we've heard this B4, Now 4 God's sake, John, Sit down!
@Congress: I say #VoteYes
@JohnAdams: No!
@Congress: #VoteYes
@JohnAdams: No!
@Congress: Vote for independency!
@JohnAdams: #SomebodyOpenUpAWindow
@Congress: I say #VoteYes
@JohnAdams: Sit down, John!
@Congress: Vote for independency!
@JohnAdams: Will someone shut that man up?
@Congress: Never! Never!
 
2012-02-26 04:48:09 PM  
Tea Party News: One if by land, two if by tea. LOL #ourseaisnowtea
 
2012-02-26 05:25:27 PM  
Benedict_Arnold:
retweet this for a chance to win a free iChurn.
 
2012-02-26 05:30:14 PM  
gwashington:
@king_george "tread on this, biatch!"
#seeyouatvalleyforge
 
2012-02-26 07:16:14 PM  
@GeorgeWash1: #FF - @TJeffDubs @JohnAdams @EPluribusUnum @BFrankssup @AmericanRevPR TONITE huzzahs @ Bullfeathers HH COME THRU!
 
2012-02-26 07:30:25 PM  

angryjd: @king_george OMG Im in ur country stealing ur land!!!!! #pwned #notaxationwithoutrepresentation


GeorgeW: @king_george @hessians I'm in ur base killin ur doodz #kekekeke
 
2012-02-27 01:31:08 AM  
ASmith: Talk to the #invisiblehand

GWash: Redcoats shiat themselves when we rolled up in our Challengers

MarthaW: When Georgies away the slave mistress can play
 
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