Bazinga In My Pants: As the female ages, her only asset, beauty, decreases.
HotIgneous Intruder: She's still got lots of wiggle room before this (new window) happens.
katerbug72: Spatula Porn: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x272]Jean Harlow made it work.No, she didn't. It looked stupid then and it looks stupid now. I'll never understand women plucking all their brows off and drawing them back on.
Bazinga In My Pants: As the male ages, his assets often increase - nicer house, nicer job, nicer car, etc.As the female ages, her only asset, beauty, decreases.
Walker: Look, would you prefer her with no makeup....[img.photobucket.com image 480x747]Or with raccoon eyes.....[img.photobucket.com image 280x390][img.photobucket.com image 440x660]
Walker: Look, would you prefer her with no makeup....[img.photobucket.com image 480x747]
CruiserTwelve: Where did her ass go?
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