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2012-02-25 11:57:10 PM
Not related: a few years ago Pam Anderson was in negotiations to be part owner in a strip club in Vegas. Was Jaguars, then Scores then Rick's and now Jaguars, again. There was going to be a statue of Pam outlined with neon. Her legs spread. It was going to be a car wash that patrons would drive though. Really.
 
2012-02-25 11:58:31 PM
unfortunate this is
 
2012-02-26 12:05:57 AM
Where did her ass go?
 
2012-02-26 12:15:47 AM

CruiserTwelve: Where did her ass go?


It resides in your memory. WE WILL NEVER FORGET
 
2012-02-26 12:44:07 AM
Pamela Anderson was a great, natural beauty for all of two years when she first showed up in Playboy. Everything since then has been some kind of cartoonish Greek tragedy about a narcissistic chase of youth.
 
2012-02-26 12:45:00 AM
Look, would you prefer her with no makeup....
img.photobucket.com

Or with raccoon eyes.....
img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-26 01:05:54 AM
She was never bound to age well.
 
2012-02-26 01:09:36 AM

Pam Anderson is the epitome of why I love the interaction between the aging male/female species.

As the male ages, his assets often increase - nicer house, nicer job, nicer car, etc.

As the female ages, her only asset, beauty, decreases.

The aging male has little competition to the underling males as they don't have the nice job/car/house/etc.

However, the aging female has overwhelming competition as a new crop of college cuties enter the market each and every year.

For example:

This:

i.dailymail.co.uk


Is no match for this:

www.athlonsports.com
files.fbstatic.com


/I am soooo loving how nature is taking its course!

//Bazinga!
 
2012-02-26 02:11:22 AM

Bazinga In My Pants: Pam Anderson is the epitome of why I love the interaction between the aging male/female species.

As the male ages, his assets often increase - nicer house, nicer job, nicer car, etc.

As the female ages, her only asset, beauty, decreases.

The aging male has little competition to the underling males as they don't have the nice job/car/house/etc.

However, the aging female has overwhelming competition as a new crop of college cuties enter the market each and every year.

For example:

This:



There is something to say about how well a guy keeps up his looks. All things equal, a good looking guy with money will attract a hotter woman than a shabby guy with the same money. Stay in shape.

But I'll agree, in part. I'm mid 30's and mostly date women in mid 20's. Not saying there are not hot women around my age, there really is. There's just more that are a few years younger, and there is usually less bull shiate with them.
 
2012-02-26 02:19:53 AM
She looks as though she's trying to channel Anna Nicole Smith.
 
2012-02-26 03:37:25 AM
She looks 60. No joke.

/clearly the answer is more plastic surgery
 
2012-02-26 03:40:41 AM

Walker: Look, would you prefer her with no makeup....
[img.photobucket.com image 480x747]


img.photobucket.com

Is that a detachable boob?
 
2012-02-26 04:19:21 AM
It takes a lot of money to look that cheap.
 
2012-02-26 04:25:17 AM

Bazinga In My Pants: As the female ages, her only asset, beauty, decreases.


Seriously? In 2012, you're trying this horse shiat. My only asset ain't my beauty. Women, too, get wealthier and gain more assets as we age these days, you neanderthal.
 
2012-02-26 04:36:18 AM
Maybe it's the hair but her head is shaped a lot like a light bulb in those pictures.
 
2012-02-26 04:38:10 AM

MorrisBird: Bazinga In My Pants: As the female ages, her only asset, beauty, decreases.

Seriously? In 2012, you're trying this horse shiat. My only asset ain't my beauty. Women, too, get wealthier and gain more assets as we age these days, you neanderthal.


I think he meant assets as in "what attracts the opposite sex". And guys don't care how much money women make.
 
2012-02-26 04:57:12 AM

browntimmy: MorrisBird: Bazinga In My Pants: As the female ages, her only asset, beauty, decreases.

Seriously? In 2012, you're trying this horse shiat. My only asset ain't my beauty. Women, too, get wealthier and gain more assets as we age these days, you neanderthal.

I think he meant assets as in "what attracts the opposite sex". And guys don't care how much money women make.


Actually, that's not true, if she makes too much a lot of them get butthurt, even if they think they won't. Not that most men want a woman who's financially dependent on them, but in my experience, unless it's only a little bit more, most guys are uncomfortable if their gf/wife gets a better job and starts making significantly more money than them.
 
2012-02-26 05:16:56 AM

browntimmy: And guys don't care how much money women make.


Right. You're far more pure and non-materialistic. It's all about the boobies.
 
2012-02-26 05:51:08 AM

Bathia_Mapes: She looks as though she's trying to channel Donatella Versace.


ftfy.

she's a frankenhooker.

kudos for her not banging chad kruglurt tho..
 
2012-02-26 05:58:50 AM

ambercat: browntimmy: MorrisBird: Bazinga In My Pants: As the female ages, her only asset, beauty, decreases.

Seriously? In 2012, you're trying this horse shiat. My only asset ain't my beauty. Women, too, get wealthier and gain more assets as we age these days, you neanderthal.

I think he meant assets as in "what attracts the opposite sex". And guys don't care how much money women make.

Actually, that's not true, if she makes too much a lot of them get butthurt, even if they think they won't. Not that most men want a woman who's financially dependent on them, but in my experience, unless it's only a little bit more, most guys are uncomfortable if their gf/wife gets a better job and starts making significantly more money than them.


I've gotta speak up here for guys because I think this is one of those issues where women THINK they have men figured out, but really don't.

90% of men do NOT care how much money their S.O. makes. In fact, most men welcome the notion of more income (disposable or otherwise); this idea that it offends some nebulous sense of "masculinity" is vastly overthinking how simple the male mind is. Your income level as a woman is so far down the list of things that we, as men, find attractive that it may as well not exist.

I have NEVER once in my circle of friends heard a guy say:

"Yeah she's pretty hot and very nice to me....but damn...she makes too much money. What a shame."
 
2012-02-26 06:04:27 AM

contrapunctus: ambercat: browntimmy: MorrisBird: Bazinga In My Pants: As the female ages, her only asset, beauty, decreases.

Seriously? In 2012, you're trying this horse shiat. My only asset ain't my beauty. Women, too, get wealthier and gain more assets as we age these days, you neanderthal.

I think he meant assets as in "what attracts the opposite sex". And guys don't care how much money women make.

Actually, that's not true, if she makes too much a lot of them get butthurt, even if they think they won't. Not that most men want a woman who's financially dependent on them, but in my experience, unless it's only a little bit more, most guys are uncomfortable if their gf/wife gets a better job and starts making significantly more money than them.

I've gotta speak up here for guys because I think this is one of those issues where women THINK they have men figured out, but really don't.

90% of men do NOT care how much money their S.O. makes. In fact, most men welcome the notion of more income (disposable or otherwise); this idea that it offends some nebulous sense of "masculinity" is vastly overthinking how simple the male mind is. Your income level as a woman is so far down the list of things that we, as men, find attractive that it may as well not exist.

I have NEVER once in my circle of friends heard a guy say:

"Yeah she's pretty hot and very nice to me....but damn...she makes too much money. What a shame."


What about less? Significantly less. Like.. has no job.
 
2012-02-26 06:25:31 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-02-26 06:26:56 AM

MorrisBird: browntimmy: And guys don't care how much money women make.

Right. You're far more pure and non-materialistic. It's all about the boobies.


I didn't claim that. I know men are shallow when it comes to looks.
 
2012-02-26 06:27:52 AM
i486.photobucket.com
I really miss this Pam Anderson.
 
2012-02-26 07:06:25 AM
I don't remember her forehead being so...large. My only other observation is that she hasn't changed her 'look' in over a decade. My mother, similarly, adopted a 'look' that worked for her in the 70s. She hasn't really updated it since. Pam's 'look' reminds me of my mom.
 
2012-02-26 07:19:35 AM

limboslam: [i486.photobucket.com image 500x795]
I really miss this Pam Anderson.


Even on Baywatch she was still smoking. But she still looks good now, it's not like she pulled a Kathleen Turner.

And I'd make my own observation on male/female relations but there's no way to win in this thread.
 
2012-02-26 07:22:03 AM

Evenbiggerknickers: I don't remember her forehead being so...large. My only other observation is that she hasn't changed her 'look' in over a decade. My mother, similarly, adopted a 'look' that worked for her in the 70s. She hasn't really updated it since. Pam's 'look' reminds me of my mom.


Pam's 'look' reminds me of your mom too. (new window)
 
2012-02-26 07:22:03 AM

cheap_thoughts: contrapunctus: ambercat: browntimmy: MorrisBird: Bazinga In My Pants: As the female ages, her only asset, beauty, decreases.

Seriously? In 2012, you're trying this horse shiat. My only asset ain't my beauty. Women, too, get wealthier and gain more assets as we age these days, you neanderthal.

I think he meant assets as in "what attracts the opposite sex". And guys don't care how much money women make.

Actually, that's not true, if she makes too much a lot of them get butthurt, even if they think they won't. Not that most men want a woman who's financially dependent on them, but in my experience, unless it's only a little bit more, most guys are uncomfortable if their gf/wife gets a better job and starts making significantly more money than them.

I've gotta speak up here for guys because I think this is one of those issues where women THINK they have men figured out, but really don't.

90% of men do NOT care how much money their S.O. makes. In fact, most men welcome the notion of more income (disposable or otherwise); this idea that it offends some nebulous sense of "masculinity" is vastly overthinking how simple the male mind is. Your income level as a woman is so far down the list of things that we, as men, find attractive that it may as well not exist.

I have NEVER once in my circle of friends heard a guy say:

"Yeah she's pretty hot and very nice to me....but damn...she makes too much money. What a shame."

What about less? Significantly less. Like.. has no job.


Depends how much money the guy makes, and how hot the girl is. Duh.

Personally, I carried 85 percent of the financial load for the first 15 years of my marriage. Once I dumped IT and became a teacher, wife had to go back to work, making about what I'm making, and I only WISH she could make what I used to make in IT. Wouldn't bother me a bit.
 
2012-02-26 07:52:00 AM
PA looks good for her age

though her style has always been off
wonder who she thinks she's emulating
bardot, mansfield some other looker


sadly for all involved

modern females have become such whorettes

their value is negligible in the conventional sense

so their only value is transient and devaluing

now if you're measuring work productivity, their value is rising and whorism may be a strategy that pays for a minority

normal males don't have the options of decaprio

they settle for virtue and appealing enough

contemporary women are settling for cash and zoophilia

probably a historic cycle presenting

it cleanses the gene pool
 
2012-02-26 08:47:44 AM
She looks like Pip farted on her.
 
2012-02-26 08:52:13 AM

limboslam: [i486.photobucket.com image 500x795]
I really miss this Pam Anderson.


farm4.static.flickr.com

I suspect she does as well.
 
2012-02-26 09:03:13 AM

miss diminutive: She was never bound to age well.


True, multiple plastic surgeries have sped it up quite a bit though.
 
2012-02-26 09:12:50 AM

Bazinga In My Pants: As the female ages, her only asset, beauty, decreases.


Are you for real?
If you truly believe a female's only asset is her beauty, you need to meet more women.

/for best results, exposure to non-vapid airhead bimbos is recommended.
 
2012-02-26 09:43:10 AM
She's still got lots of wiggle room before this (new window) happens.
 
2012-02-26 09:48:09 AM

ambercat: browntimmy: MorrisBird: Bazinga In My Pants: As the female ages, her only asset, beauty, decreases.

Seriously? In 2012, you're trying this horse shiat. My only asset ain't my beauty. Women, too, get wealthier and gain more assets as we age these days, you neanderthal.

I think he meant assets as in "what attracts the opposite sex". And guys don't care how much money women make.

Actually, that's not true, if she makes too much a lot of them get butthurt, even if they think they won't. Not that most men want a woman who's financially dependent on them, but in my experience, unless it's only a little bit more, most guys are uncomfortable if their gf/wife gets a better job and starts making significantly more money than them.


Fark that! I want a sugar mama!
 
2012-02-26 09:54:23 AM

Walker: Look, would you prefer her with no makeup....
[img.photobucket.com image 480x747]

Or with raccoon eyes.....
[img.photobucket.com image 280x390]

[img.photobucket.com image 440x660]


fap fap fap

/not you Pam, the sack of potatoes
 
2012-02-26 09:58:33 AM

MorrisBird: Bazinga In My Pants: As the female ages, her only asset, beauty, decreases.

Seriously? In 2012, you're trying this horse shiat. My only asset ain't my beauty. Women, too, get wealthier and gain more assets as we age these days, you neanderthal.


How YOU doin"?
 
2012-02-26 10:24:35 AM
Came for the Sharpie pics. Leaving, hasing a sad.
 
2012-02-26 11:14:33 AM

HakunaMatata: [Cassandra on DrWho]


I see your Cassandra and raise you
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-26 11:15:29 AM
The pathetic thing is that it's not true. Most men look worse with age, too. They like to tell themselves something different, but it's not the women saying balding, yellow-toothed, beer bellied men with weathered faces full of broken capillaries and ears sprouting with hair are "assets". It's the men. Not buying it? Consider all the female teachers who sleep with young male students that fark loves to feature in a disproportionate amount? Why do you think they sleep with the men? Sure, hot women might marry the older man with assets, but you have to understand that they've nearly always got a pool boy on the side. This has been true for ages.

When you factor in intellect and personality, none of the above necessarily applies. It's just based on superficial BS that the shallowest of each sex are interested in.

Also, with the increase in population there's going to be a glut of "assets" -- good looking women, wealthy men. So their value won't be as great as in days of yore when the prince was the richest in the land and there was one fair maiden per country.
 
2012-02-26 11:16:34 AM
I think Adam Carolla put it best: she's a female female impersonator.
 
2012-02-26 11:16:59 AM
The pathetic thing is that it's not true. Most men look worse with age, too. They like to tell themselves something different, but it's not the women saying balding, yellow-toothed, beer bellied men with weathered faces full of broken capillaries and ears sprouting with hair are "assets". It's the men. Not buying it? Consider all the female teachers who sleep with young male students (the male teachers are still at it, too, but reading fark, you'd think that the females are the ones doing it in a disproportionate amount, whereas it's still mostly the male teachers who are guilty). Why do you think they sleep with their young male students? Sure, hot women might marry the older man with assets, but you have to understand that they've nearly always got a pool boy on the side. This has been true for ages.

When you factor in intellect and personality, none of the above necessarily applies. It's just based on superficial BS that the shallowest of each sex are interested in.

Also, with the increase in population there's going to be a glut of "assets" -- good looking women, wealthy men. So their value won't be as great as in days of yore when the prince was the richest in the land and there was one fair maiden per country.
 
2012-02-26 11:28:02 AM
graphics8.nytimes.com

Jean Harlow made it work.
 
2012-02-26 11:35:07 AM

Spatula Porn: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x272]

Jean Harlow made it work.


No, she didn't. It looked stupid then and it looks stupid now. I'll never understand women plucking all their brows off and drawing them back on.
 
2012-02-26 11:55:17 AM

Bazinga In My Pants: As the male ages, his assets often increase - nicer house, nicer job, nicer car, etc.

As the female ages, her only asset, beauty, decreases.


So why do you hate women, again? I would go further, but I'm trying to decipher if you're a hateful older man who has been through a divorce or two, or a virginal thirteen-year-old who just got turned down.
 
2012-02-26 12:12:23 PM

katerbug72: Spatula Porn: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x272]

Jean Harlow made it work.

No, she didn't. It looked stupid then and it looks stupid now. I'll never understand women plucking all their brows off and drawing them back on.


Leo, I don't care for your demeanor.
 
2012-02-26 12:16:23 PM

katerbug72: Spatula Porn: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x272]

Jean Harlow made it work.

No, she didn't. It looked stupid then and it looks stupid now. I'll never understand women plucking all their brows off and drawing them back on.


You are wrong. WRONG, I SAY!
 
2012-02-26 12:43:11 PM
What's sad is she's only 44. There are a lot of hot 44 year old women, but they stayed that way by taking care of themselves and not doing a bunch of weird plastic surgery crap. S

So if she'd been smart she could still be hot.
 
2012-02-26 01:06:31 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: She's still got lots of wiggle room before this (new window) happens.


media.tumblr.com
 
2012-02-26 01:10:27 PM

katerbug72: No, she didn't. It looked stupid then and it looks stupid now. I'll never understand women plucking all their brows off and drawing them back on.


If they don't do it right, it looks really bizarre. There are muscles that attach to your eyebrows that make them move, and without hair those attachment points look like naked wriggling caterpillars under the skin, especially if the person in question is an animated speaker and moves them a lot.
 
2012-02-26 01:20:44 PM
I was expecting much worse...
 
2012-02-26 01:26:25 PM
That was not as bad as I thought it would be. No eye bleach necessary.
 
2012-02-26 02:20:47 PM
She was the perfect combination of being blessed with good genes, cursed with a bad self image, being rich, having no talent, being stupid, being selfish, and being generally skanky. Given all of this, I'm surprised she looks even this good.

Tawny Kitaen, Janice Dickinson,- there are so many examples of this same kind of loathsome person destroying themselves over time.
 
2012-02-26 02:49:06 PM
She may not be as good as she once was,
But she's certainly as good once as she ever was.

Link (new window) NSFW!
 
2012-02-26 03:06:16 PM

born_yesterday: katerbug72: Spatula Porn: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x272]

Jean Harlow made it work.

No, she didn't. It looked stupid then and it looks stupid now. I'll never understand women plucking all their brows off and drawing them back on.

Leo, I don't care for your demeanor.


30.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-02-26 03:12:05 PM
I had a teacher in high school who had her eyebrows painted on halfway up her forehead, she also had a beehive.

/chola eyebrows are awful
 
2012-02-26 03:38:35 PM

ambercat: browntimmy: MorrisBird: Bazinga In My Pants: As the female ages, her only asset, beauty, decreases.

Seriously? In 2012, you're trying this horse shiat. My only asset ain't my beauty. Women, too, get wealthier and gain more assets as we age these days, you neanderthal.

I think he meant assets as in "what attracts the opposite sex". And guys don't care how much money women make.

Actually, that's not true, if she makes too much a lot of them get butthurt, even if they think they won't. Not that most men want a woman who's financially dependent on them, but in my experience, unless it's only a little bit more, most guys are uncomfortable if their gf/wife gets a better job and starts making significantly more money than them.


If that was ever true, it isn't now. I find the very suggestion laughable.

Honestly, dudes are either lazy overgrown teenagers looking for a never ending adolescence, or they are so career driven and subtly sexist that strong women intimidate them. I've heard that we're both.

I know exactly zero men who would bristle at their lady friend making more money. Zero.
 
2012-02-26 03:39:23 PM

XX MEAT PUPPET: She looks like Pip farted on her.


mimg.ugo.com
I ain't farting on no Pam Anderson.
 
2012-02-26 03:42:15 PM
Stretched, frozen and no eyebrows is no way for a face to go through life, Pammy.
 
2012-02-26 03:48:09 PM
Fifteen years ago she was the go-to girl for obvious closeted gay guys to fawn over and proclaim how hot she was to try to assert their masculinity. She was like a bizarre exaggerated caricature of what a hot woman might look like if pieced together from silicone, shoe leather and botulism toxin by someone who really didn't know what a hot woman should look like. Now she's looking more like an old drag queen than ever.
 
2012-02-26 03:59:07 PM
blindgossip.com
 
2012-02-26 04:21:45 PM

MorrisBird: Bazinga In My Pants: As the female ages, her only asset, beauty, decreases.

Seriously? In 2012, you're trying this horse shiat. My only asset ain't my beauty. Women, too, get wealthier and gain more assets as we age these days, you neanderthal.


You're both being douches.

Most men care more about the size of your tits than the size of your bank account. El douche-amongo is correct in pointing out that from a male/female relationship perspective, beauty counts for a lot in the politics of who has power in a relationship, and yes, this generally does wane over time.

That being said, I don't know a single guy that's ever proclaimed, "Look at her assets, she's really stable financially and that gets me hard". I mean, really, good for you - and you're right, it's amazing that we've finally reached a point where women can obtain financial independance.

However, that independance doesn't equate into success with the opposite gender. It's like that guy who was dissed by that Jezebel/Gawker writer for being a Magic the Gathering world champ. To some people, being a champ at MtG is a fantastic thing and worthy of praise, to that girl it was like being excellent at something she not only didn't give a shiat about, but actually thought was dorky.

Anyway, there is no solution for this and there probably won't be, because while some women will endeavor to change the game, other women will seize that as an opportunity to get a leg up in their attempts at attracting a mate. That's the biatch about humanity (no pun intended), we are pretty farking competitive that way.

I dunno, I guess uncomfortable truths are uncomfortable. Doesn't matter if it's 2012 or not.
 
2012-02-27 12:38:18 AM
Some time ago I saw a Married With Children where Al was dreaming, and a fresh from being a Playboy centerfold Pamela Anderson was starring in his dream. I had forgotten just how lovely she was back then. This aging business sucks, we need our gerontologists to come up with something soon.

It must be so harsh to be someone like her, able to see pictures and video of when you were in your prime everywhere. Of course the smoking, sun bathing, partying all hastened the inevitable. From the interviews I've seen, she actually seems reasonably smart, with a good sense of humor, so there is more to her than her fading beauty.
 
2012-02-27 07:14:27 AM

Repo Man: Some time ago I saw a Married With Children where Al was dreaming, and a fresh from being a Playboy centerfold Pamela Anderson was starring in his dream. I had forgotten just how lovely she was back then. This aging business sucks, we need our gerontologists to come up with something soon.


Or, we could be less fixated on youth and realize that what one can offer changes as one gets older. She is actually reasonably intelligent, and somewhat funny - sure, she's also a PETA shill, but her intentions are good. Fixating on what she looked like decades ago, instead of what she is today, seems unhealthy in a very real sense.
 
2012-02-27 09:20:14 AM

FormlessOne: Repo Man: Some time ago I saw a Married With Children where Al was dreaming, and a fresh from being a Playboy centerfold Pamela Anderson was starring in his dream. I had forgotten just how lovely she was back then. This aging business sucks, we need our gerontologists to come up with something soon.

Or, we could be less fixated on youth and realize that what one can offer changes as one gets older. She is actually reasonably intelligent, and somewhat funny - sure, she's also a PETA shill, but her intentions are good. Fixating on what she looked like decades ago, instead of what she is today, seems unhealthy in a very real sense.


Have you given much thought to why some people are considered pretty, and others are not? Or why even legendary beauties can no longer turn heads when they are in their 80s?
 
2012-02-27 12:44:00 PM

Repo Man: FormlessOne: Repo Man: Some time ago I saw a Married With Children where Al was dreaming, and a fresh from being a Playboy centerfold Pamela Anderson was starring in his dream. I had forgotten just how lovely she was back then. This aging business sucks, we need our gerontologists to come up with something soon.

Or, we could be less fixated on youth and realize that what one can offer changes as one gets older. She is actually reasonably intelligent, and somewhat funny - sure, she's also a PETA shill, but her intentions are good. Fixating on what she looked like decades ago, instead of what she is today, seems unhealthy in a very real sense.

Have you given much thought to why some people are considered pretty, and others are not? Or why even legendary beauties can no longer turn heads when they are in their 80s?


Not as much as some, apparently. We spend way too much time, as a culture, doing so, with some rather disturbing results.
 
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