I know why the caged raccoon sings.

Tyrone Slothrop: Was it Irving, the 142nd fastest gun in the west?

did it happen outside the frontier deli?


also my dumbass brother story, back when we were teenagers my brother and I would load up in a canoe and paddle down the big south fork river to this spot we knew that had a lot of ducks, we could get our bag limit in a hour, one morning we were paddling near the bank when a snake dropped from a overhanging tree into the boat, my brother screamed like a girlscout at a Justin Beiber concert, grabbed his shotgun and let the snake have both barrels, of birdshot, into the snake conveniently lying over the keel of our cheap aluminum canoe....



/3 miles downriver equaled a 17 mile walk back through virgin timberland.
//oh and the snake was a ordinary black rat snake, coulda just chucked it over the edge