American Decency Association: here to help: gunt

i had to look that up ... thankyou

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Eight year olds, Dude.

That child looks dead inside. And after seeing her mother (and reading that article), I can understand why.

I can just imagine the conversations that have dulled her sense of reality. "Poppy, we're going to dress in crime scene tape! Get the prop rifle!" "Of course, mother ..."

That woman has the worst case of vitiligo ive ever seen since............eh....never mind

Is it still legal if I throatfark the mom and have the daughter, totally clothed, spank me with a paddle?

zato_ichi: Is it still legal if I throatfark the mom and have the daughter, totally clothed, spank me with a paddle?

Since when has it ever been legal?!‽

What saddens me is that she had 8,000 pounds, and thought that the best investment she could make in her young child is cosmetic surgery.

I see her plan:



It's a stupid one.

FormlessOne: What saddens me is that she had 8,000 pounds, and thought that the best investment she could make in her young child is cosmetic surgery.

Cheers.

American Decency Association: i had to look that up ... thankyou

Now THAT is a pannis!!!

I must admit to being morbidly fascinated.

uber humper: The kid looks like any other girl. But with that mom, she will be swinging on the pole in a few years.

Not necessarily - there's still hope for early recognition and rebellion. "Fark you Mum, you can have your plastic surgeries but I'm going to nerd it up and get an education."

/one can hope

This kid grows up addicted to drugs
I'm calling it now.

She earned it. If that's how she puts up with that mom she has a legit excuse.

jehovahs witness protection: The kid's best hope is to be in a bad accident and die quickly.
Mom deserves a slow death.

itazurakko: uber humper: The kid looks like any other girl. But with that mom, she will be swinging on the pole in a few years.

Not necessarily - there's still hope for early recognition and rebellion. "Fark you Mum, you can have your plastic surgeries but I'm going to nerd it up and get an education."

/one can hope


You're right. I use to fark a stripper in my early 20's, she had a kid at the time. She called me a few months ago about something or another, and bragging how her little girl is about to graduate high school and is going off to college. I have no idea how many guys that 'little girl' has seen leave her mother's bedroom. I'm sure she told herself 'I will never be like that'.

So, I'm thinking, the girl is now old enough to date, and I like college girls with a head on their shoulders... Well, her mom would take it in the the arse..

Pictures are hot . . . not the people

I think my head is going to explode after reading that. And after looking at mom's half naked photos, I DEFINATELY don't want to be a lesbian anymore...

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there is no need to spell it out or threaten me with a firearm mom. the only thing i'll enter you in is a freak show
/poor farking kid, that sullen look says shes now got the derp

0_o that pic needs a "WTF" of the year award

*wince*

Well. We're all to blame for crap like this. Somehow, "Don't tell me how to raise my kids" because the social standard. We're going to see lots of this, and worse. Forget the slippery slope. We're already luging down the canyon.

Natas Nwaps: I think my head is going to explode after reading that. And after looking at mom's half naked photos, I DEFINATELY don't want to be a lesbian anymore...

I don't get it. Why not?

uber humper: Natas Nwaps: I think my head is going to explode after reading that. And after looking at mom's half naked photos, I DEFINATELY don't want to be a lesbian anymore...

I don't get it. Why not?

I'm guessing that it's because that women like her could be in the dating pool, which is a terrifying thought. By the same logic, this woman would make me gay if I was still single. Hell, if at least 50% of women are like this, I'd be gay before my heart begins it's next beat.

I was gonna put up pix of a blue tailed skink, a red tailed skink (both lizards), and the
blonde cougar skank. But I feel too sorry for her daughter to pursue the joke any further.

Mom, 51.

Kid, 8.

gave birth at age 43.

Yup, kid's a bit retarded hence the stoned, dead eyes that only see potato.

Cpl.D: *wince*

Well. We're all to blame for crap like this. Somehow, "Don't tell me how to raise my kids" because the social standard. We're going to see lots of this, and worse. Forget the slippery slope. We're already luging down the canyon.

Don't blame me, Sweet Cheeks. Don't blame me.

Somebody give that child a drug test.

She must be a graduate of "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too".

doglover: I'd rather bend over till my spine snaps and then chew off my own manhood and use it as a noose to hang myself than spend 10 minutes at a cocktail party talking with the mother. That's based ENTIRELY on looks.

Why would you want that for your kid!?!?!?

That's inventive... Do you happen to have a newsletter?

It does seem, more and more, that these types of shows bring out the worst in parents/mothers who want to live vicariously through their offspring... Here's a newsflash: You can't, and you make more people sorry to even belong to the human race, like I do about now...

But I know it'll never stop, because plastic surgeons, and the like, are counting on this freakshow of a mom for more business...

the poor child

"yay its my birthday, perhaps ill get a iGadget or my own computer or what ever an 8 year old girl wants these days"

"here you go , heres 8k in vouchers you cant use for a decade"

now look at the childs expression, and you also get into the local gutter rag paper ...surely no kids at school will see this at all.

the mother needs a serious slapping.

buckler: Is that a rifle? I thought she lived in the UK. How did that happen?


It looks like an air rifle, but thats beside the point you can actually own firearms in the U.K despite what you may have heard about them being illegal it's just you need to have a license and get a permit to buy them. Same as here in Australia you can own all the firearms you want as long as they are registered and you have the correct licence. Only pain in the ass thing is the 28 day waiting period that you have to wait for each purchase which seems kind of redundant after the first time.

as for the story scary woman is scary theres probably some mother/daughter porn in their future.

Edge.bot: the poor child

"yay its my birthday, perhaps ill get a iGadget or my own computer or what ever an 8 year old girl wants these days"

"here you go , heres 8k in vouchers you cant use for a decade"

now look at the childs expression, and you also get into the local gutter rag paper ...surely no kids at school will see this at all.

the mother needs a serious slapping.

"Poppy said: 'I wanted a new computer, a holiday and a voucher for surgery. When I got it all, it was a dream come true. All my friends were jealous.... 'I can't wait to be like Mummy with big boobs. They're pretty.'

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CrispFlows

i stand corrected, and lost for words.

I find it interesting that the little girl has absorbed so much from her mother that she doesn't appear to have try and make facial expressions anymore (or, at least, she recognizes that "well, that's not what I should do in pictures, because I want to look 'pretty', so freeze face!". She was the same way in the other bazillion articles about these two, also.

Also, whew! The mother doesn't want wrinkles... so she botoxes and surgery-ups her face... and now all she has to show for it is the weirdest completely horizontal wrinkles under her eyes. Whee!

here to help: This is either a repeat or there are far too many plastic blonde ho bags investing in their little preciouses future plastic ho bag careers instead of college.

The last one had a more positive spin though... because the Sun was there.

No, they probably just need the money. I don't see why they'd be posing for tabloid photos and degrading themselves in the public eye if they weren't getting paid for it.

Oh God, this classless piece of English shiat again...

This woman really calls herself "the Human Barbie"...please biatch. Give Barbie some credit; she's 10x way hotter than you'll ever be and in all her fashionable years, has never decided to rock the "mid-day lunch shift" stripper look. Make me holler for a dollar, indeed...

Oh my god, look at those dead eyes on the kid.

I don't even like kids, but none of them deserve that kind of hell.

Haha...anyone else actually RTFA and catch this?

"After dancing and a lunch of sausage and beans..."

Bwahahaha! Get used to it now girl...the path your disgusting trannie mother has you on will have you eating nothing BUT sausage and beans for the rest of your pathetic, insecure, Botox-ed, knifed up life.

phlegmmo: SilentStrider: Is it just me, or is mom absolutely hideous looking?

Apparently to her, the alternative was worse.

Article suggests she was horribly disfigured by an exboyfriend. I can see how someone could develop an unhealthy relationship with cosmetic surgery after something like that.

"But the reality of life is people don't think they look fine as they are"

That's only because society makes them feel that way.