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(Mirror.co.uk)   Eight-year-old girl tries to put on happy face when Mom buys her £8,000 of cosmetic surgery vouchers for her birthday   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 173
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2012-02-25 09:34:24 PM
So, mum's had a hundred procedures to look like a dried up old drag-queen and wants her daughter to follow in her footsteps?

Fark you, world.
 
2012-02-25 09:37:03 PM
I'd rather bend over till my spine snaps and then chew off my own manhood and use it as a noose to hang myself than spend 10 minutes at a cocktail party talking with the mother. That's based ENTIRELY on looks.

Why would you want that for your kid!?!?!?
 
2012-02-25 09:37:48 PM
I'll check back in a few years. I kinda like the hooker look.

When I was a kid I always thought of Brits as being smart/classy. I backpacked through the UK when I was 20 and that ideal pretty much held. Well, I still farked alot but it was a classy fark. Now the only reason I want to go back is fark some very easy floozies. No intellectual enlightenment expected.

BTW, does anyone know of a good bar in London? I'll set you up in Vegas in exchange for assistance.
 
2012-02-25 09:39:09 PM

uber humper: I'll check back in a few years. I kinda like the hooker look.

When I was a kid I always thought of Brits as being smart/classy. I backpacked through the UK when I was 20 and that ideal pretty much held. Well, I still farked alot but it was a classy fark. Now the only reason I want to go back is fark some very easy floozies. No intellectual enlightenment expected.

BTW, does anyone know of a good bar in London? I'll set you up in Vegas in exchange for assistance.


I know loads of good bars all across London, it helps that I live here, but it depends entirely on what you perceive as good.
 
2012-02-25 09:45:06 PM
Is it just me, or is mom absolutely hideous looking?
 
2012-02-25 09:50:44 PM

Slaxl: I know loads of good bars all across London, it helps that I live here, but it depends entirely on what you perceive as good.


I think he's looking for a slapper bar. Probably something near a railroad depot or factory.
 
2012-02-25 09:52:01 PM
SilentStrider: Is it just me, or is mom absolutely hideous looking?

Apparently to her, the alternative was worse.
 
2012-02-25 09:55:50 PM

SilentStrider: Is it just me, or is mom absolutely hideous looking?


Not just you.
 
2012-02-25 10:03:46 PM
rob.nu
 
2012-02-25 10:06:30 PM

Cubansaltyballs: Slaxl: I know loads of good bars all across London, it helps that I live here, but it depends entirely on what you perceive as good.

I think he's looking for a slapper bar. Probably something near a railroad depot or factory.


Shouldn't be too hard
 
2012-02-25 10:11:49 PM
Has anyone ever seen one of those collagen injection lip jobs that didn't turn out to be a right horrorshow?

Cos I haven't.

/Sounds like the Mom is working through some issues over being attacked and allegedly disfigured by an old beau and doing so through her kids; alongside being a world class attention whore, of course.
//Told myself after that nightmarish 'Toddlers and Tiara's' thread we had the other day that I was never gonna click on one of these links again.
//I am an idiot.
 
2012-02-25 10:12:13 PM

Slaxl: uber humper: I'll check back in a few years. I kinda like the hooker look.

When I was a kid I always thought of Brits as being smart/classy. I backpacked through the UK when I was 20 and that ideal pretty much held. Well, I still farked alot but it was a classy fark. Now the only reason I want to go back is fark some very easy floozies. No intellectual enlightenment expected.

BTW, does anyone know of a good bar in London? I'll set you up in Vegas in exchange for assistance.

I know loads of good bars all across London, it helps that I live here, but it depends entirely on what you perceive as good.


Wherever I can get a opportunity to proposition Pippa. But first I'll need some time to spend in the gym and kick a ball around.

But realistically, it's good to know there are some game Brit Farkers. I need to make a trip, and when I do I'll hit up some of you Brit Farkers™ to hit the pubs with. Would be good for you hunting, too; to hang out with a Vegas guy. When I've hung out with Brit guys here in the US women are all over us, so I'd image when in the UK I'd attract some trim.
 
2012-02-25 10:30:04 PM

Cubansaltyballs: Slaxl: I know loads of good bars all across London, it helps that I live here, but it depends entirely on what you perceive as good.

I think he's looking for a slapper bar. Probably something near a railroad depot or factory.


Well maybe, but the lesbians don't dig me in a sexual way. I remember Chelsea, Earls Court and a bit east in Twickenham (sp?). In Tw I stayed with a French girl on Sidney Road near a rugby field IIRC.
Tongue in cheek about the foozies, but not far off. I'd like to meet an attractive and successful woman in the UK but who is not too uptight. I have a virtual office and can work from anywhere, and love to spend a while in the UK.
 
2012-02-25 10:31:28 PM

uber humper: Tongue in cheek about the foozies, but not far off. I'd like to meet an attractive and successful woman in the UK but who is not too uptight. I have a virtual office and can work from anywhere, and love to spend a while in the UK.


If you want black chicks, just go to Atlanta. They have some really awesome ones there.
 
2012-02-25 10:34:17 PM

uber humper: Slaxl: uber humper: I'll check back in a few years. I kinda like the hooker look.

When I was a kid I always thought of Brits as being smart/classy. I backpacked through the UK when I was 20 and that ideal pretty much held. Well, I still farked alot but it was a classy fark. Now the only reason I want to go back is fark some very easy floozies. No intellectual enlightenment expected.

BTW, does anyone know of a good bar in London? I'll set you up in Vegas in exchange for assistance.

I know loads of good bars all across London, it helps that I live here, but it depends entirely on what you perceive as good.

Wherever I can get a opportunity to proposition Pippa. But first I'll need some time to spend in the gym and kick a ball around.

But realistically, it's good to know there are some game Brit Farkers. I need to make a trip, and when I do I'll hit up some of you Brit Farkers™ to hit the pubs with. Would be good for you hunting, too; to hang out with a Vegas guy. When I've hung out with Brit guys here in the US women are all over us, so I'd image when in the UK I'd attract some trim.


Yes, accents are great. You'd need a hell of an accent to attract the sister-in-law of the future king, though. So if you're proposing a pub crawl through central London to get over the pain of rejection then yes. That can be arranged.
 
2012-02-25 10:54:54 PM

Slaxl: Yes, accents are great. You'd need a hell of an accent to attract the sister-in-law of the future king, though. So if you're proposing a pub crawl through central London to get over the pain of rejection then yes. That can be arranged.


Right on. I've favorite'd you. If you see me first, yelling about a London pub crawl, chime in. It'll be a few (6-9) months. Yea, Pippa is some great ass but I couldn't deal with the publicity;) Then again, that's her problem.
 
2012-02-25 11:13:21 PM

uber humper: Slaxl: Yes, accents are great. You'd need a hell of an accent to attract the sister-in-law of the future king, though. So if you're proposing a pub crawl through central London to get over the pain of rejection then yes. That can be arranged.

Right on. I've favorite'd you. If you see me first, yelling about a London pub crawl, chime in. It'll be a few (6-9) months. Yea, Pippa is some great ass but I couldn't deal with the publicity;) Then again, that's her problem.


Ok you crazy cat, I've got you favourited down as 'wanted a drink with Pippa', just to remind me next time I see her.
 
2012-02-25 11:16:27 PM

cretinbob: [rob.nu image 435x326]


my sentiments exactly
 
2012-02-25 11:20:08 PM

quatchi: Has anyone ever seen one of those collagen injection lip jobs that didn't turn out to be a right horrorshow?

Cos I haven't.


Me either.

Meanwhile, ethics or skeeviness of cosmetic surgery COMPLETELY aside, what 8 year old wants to get VOUCHERS for future crap for a birthday present?

Dunno about her, but when I was 8, birthday was one of the few times to acquire loot - next in line after New Year. You bet I wanted something tangible and ideally completely frivolous. Toys. Money to BUY toys. Candy. Maybe a trip to the amusement park.
 
2012-02-25 11:22:37 PM
...though now that I've read TFA, I see the vouchers aren't all - the kid is getting some crazy party beyond imagining, as well.

Different worlds I guess. I'll back out now.
 
2012-02-25 11:25:53 PM
But I thought that every girl wanted grotesquely large, pendulous boobs, that hang down to their waist.
Because guys really go for that.

/no, they don't.
 
2012-02-25 11:30:01 PM

Slaxl: uber humper: Slaxl: Yes, accents are great. You'd need a hell of an accent to attract the sister-in-law of the future king, though. So if you're proposing a pub crawl through central London to get over the pain of rejection then yes. That can be arranged.

Right on. I've favorite'd you. If you see me first, yelling about a London pub crawl, chime in. It'll be a few (6-9) months. Yea, Pippa is some great ass but I couldn't deal with the publicity;) Then again, that's her problem.

Ok you crazy cat, I've got you favourited down as 'wanted a drink with Pippa', just to remind me next time I see her.


In 15-18 months (+9 months...), she'll tell you 'tell uber humper hello for me.'

That'll make me a Lord, right?
 
2012-02-26 12:20:54 AM
Again!? Or is this a repeat?
 
2012-02-26 12:22:05 AM
How can you pose in Pic #2 like that in the UK without getting arrested for child endangerment?

How can you possess a face like that without getting arrested for negligent sterilization of a man?
 
2012-02-26 12:23:52 AM

quatchi: Has anyone ever seen one of those collagen injection lip jobs that didn't turn out to be a right horrorshow?

Cos I haven't.


Me neither.

I had to attend some lectures with a woman in her late 50s who clearly had recently had some work done. Her lips were stupid looking to say the least. The best part was when she tried to pass off her strange face and swollen lips on injuries received in a recent car accident. Yeah, the steering wheel gave you duck lips.
 
2012-02-26 12:24:47 AM
I am willing to bet money that the mother has narcissistic personality disorder. There's no treatment for it. Throw her in the trash and get the kid some therapy before she internalizes her mother's twisted worldview.
 
2012-02-26 12:28:30 AM
There must be a bored man out there somewhere who is trolling society by giving women like this encouragement.
 
2012-02-26 12:29:11 AM
Not these two again. That little girl looks like she needs a slap. And I won't even comment on Mom.
 
2012-02-26 12:30:45 AM
This is either a repeat or there are far too many plastic blonde ho bags investing in their little preciouses future plastic ho bag careers instead of college.

The last one had a more positive spin though... because the Sun was there.
 
2012-02-26 12:31:37 AM
When you want to pretend like you're reading real news, The Mirror is there.
 
2012-02-26 12:31:39 AM
I think most of this woman's income comes from exploiting her daughter for The Mirror.
 
2012-02-26 12:33:30 AM

nytmare: There must be a bored man out there somewhere who is trolling society by giving women like this encouragement.


There's some plastic surgeons out there who need a massive kick in the yarbles.
 
2012-02-26 12:34:41 AM
Why does this feel like a Grable thread already?

The topless pic of mom and daughter is unnerving. Like looking into the future.
 
2012-02-26 12:35:52 AM

RoosterCogburn: The topless pic of mom and daughter is unnerving. Like looking into the future.


Whoa, I did not see that the first time, and now I wish I hadn't seen it at all.
 
2012-02-26 12:36:05 AM

whatshisname: I think most of this woman's income comes from exploiting her daughter for The Mirror.


That's the way I feel about this article. Next week there will be an article that the little girl is a little boy!
 
2012-02-26 12:36:49 AM
www.mirror.co.uk

there is no need to spell it out or threaten me with a firearm mom. the only thing i'll enter you in is a freak show

/poor farking kid, that sullen look says shes now got the derp
 
2012-02-26 12:37:32 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: How can you pose in Pic #2 like that in the UK without getting arrested for child endangerment?

How can you possess a face like that without getting arrested for negligent sterilization of a man?


I was wondering the same thing about picture #2, I don't know what the laws are in the UK, but wouldn't that be considered child pornography? This so-called mother is out of her farking mind!
 
2012-02-26 12:37:38 AM
My apologies. It was the Mail.

Link (new window)

That was the article linked to fark.

Can't be bothered to verify it's the same freak nor find the original thread but yeah... gross on so many levels.
 
2012-02-26 12:37:54 AM
Honestly, the mom probably looks better than most other 51 year old British women do.
 
2012-02-26 12:38:30 AM
Some of her belly flab appears to be attempting an escape.
 
2012-02-26 12:39:10 AM
www.mirror.co.uk

Maybe the Mom should look at fixing the tumor coming out of her vag.
 
2012-02-26 12:39:50 AM

American Decency Association: [www.mirror.co.uk image 620x827]

there is no need to spell it out or threaten me with a firearm mom. the only thing i'll enter you in is a freak show

/poor farking kid, that sullen look says shes now got the derp


Mom seems to be developing a bit of a gunt.

*shudder*
 
2012-02-26 12:39:53 AM
She'd spent 250,000 (pounds.. sorry, I don't have that symbol on my keyboard) on herself so far.

She spent it on all the wrong stuff.
 
2012-02-26 12:40:56 AM

quatchi: Has anyone ever seen one of those collagen injection lip jobs that didn't turn out to be a right horrorshow?


I like BIG things! The size of them impresses me. Just give me plenty! Forget about the quality.
 
2012-02-26 12:41:22 AM

flakeyblakee: [www.mirror.co.uk image 620x827]

Maybe the Mom should look at fixing the tumor coming out of her vag.


THATS NOT A TOOMUR!
 
2012-02-26 12:41:38 AM
hubba hubba

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2012-02-26 12:41:47 AM

here to help: My apologies. It was the Mail.

Link (new window)

That was the article linked to fark.

Can't be bothered to verify it's the same freak nor find the original thread but yeah... gross on so many levels.


Looks like the same freak a year ago, and the daughter looks like a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome.
 
2012-02-26 12:44:48 AM
Is that a rifle? I thought she lived in the UK. How did that happen?
 
2012-02-26 12:46:07 AM
Someone form a raid and take down that monster.
 
2012-02-26 12:46:36 AM

American Decency Association: poor farking kid, that sullen look says shes now got the derp


The kid looks like any other girl. But with that mom, she will be swinging on the pole in a few years. Especially after this article. Anytime the mom's name (and her daughter's, too) is googled, from here to eternity, this article will come up. Nice guy meets the girl when she is 25-30, googles her name, here is this article. He'd move on. Doesn't this mother know she's farking her kid by this AW shiat? I'm not big on CPS, but isn't this a good way to fark up a kid's life?
 
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