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(New York Daily News)   A Kennedy is facing charges after deciding the rules do not apply to them. This is not a headline from Prohibition through 2009   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2012-02-25 09:37:28 PM  
Considering JFK was more like Bush than Obama, I hope the neocons don't try to turn this into a lib bashing....
 
2012-02-25 10:31:04 PM  
*SNORE*

Yeah, we get it, subby, "LOL t3h dim-o-craps" are bad because KenADEEZZZZ!!! an soshaLISAMS!!!."

Now go away and never speak again. You're not qualified to participate in public discourse.
 
2012-02-25 11:33:27 PM  
Wow. It's like the mainpage just took an enormous ninja crap directly down my throat.

This should be an enlightened and intelligent discussion.
 
2012-02-25 11:34:17 PM  

OregonVet: Considering JFK was more like Bush than Obama, I hope the neocons don't try to turn this into a lib bashing....


So he was more like an idiot rather than a moron?
 
2012-02-25 11:35:46 PM  
You do not try to grab someones child from their arms. I would kick her too.
 
2012-02-25 11:37:12 PM  
I can't tell who treats women worse - Kennedys or Muslims.
 
2012-02-25 11:39:09 PM  
Another derptacular Kennedy-hating headline on Fark. This is not a repeat from 1999 through today.
 
2012-02-25 11:39:30 PM  
I thought the 'baby LoJack' thing at the hospital was great until I saw how it was removed. It didn't take much.

And no, you can't take an undischarged infant from the hospital to 'get some air'. That's dumb. But the Kennedy klan seems to be getting dumber every generation, so this fits the pattern. Old man Joe must be spinning in his grave.
 
2012-02-25 11:40:09 PM  

Mija: You do not try to grab someones child from their arms. I would kick her too.


Of course nobody tried to "grab someones child"...do you really believe a maternity ward nurse would do any such thing? The whole Kennedy clan is well-known for bad behavior ranging from DUI to assault, and this is just a further example of what happens when a group of people is not subject to the normal control of the criminal justice system.
 
2012-02-25 11:41:02 PM  

Mija: You do not try to grab someones child from their arms. I would kick her too.


You do not try to remove a baby from a maternity ward without express authorization from the hospital staff. I would have him arrested too.
 
2012-02-25 11:42:25 PM  
Ah, Kennedy jokes. The most avant garde and hilarious of all jokes in 2012. Were you out of Carnegie jokes, subby?
 
2012-02-25 11:42:47 PM  
I have this friend. He's an old cop. Back in the dayTM he'd patrol the Hyannisport area. He shared this story with me...

Once upon a time one of RFK's kids, a male, got drunk and spit on a cop.

Which Kennedy kid you ask?

The one with the limp...

/My poo is better than their diamonds.
 
2012-02-25 11:45:29 PM  
Boru? That kid is in for a world of teasing about whether it's pronounced Bore-you or Bore-ew.
 
2012-02-25 11:45:35 PM  
Ted Kennedy killed a woman and tried to cover it up. I don't get why people love these alcoholic Irish Catholics. Is it because they pretend to care about black people? That's it, isn't it?
 
2012-02-25 11:47:04 PM  

The Face Of Oblivion: ...The whole Kennedy clan is well-known for bad behavior ranging from DUI to assault...


You forgot murder (new window).
 
2012-02-25 11:49:28 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ted Kennedy killed a woman and tried to cover it up. I don't get why people love these alcoholic Irish Catholics. Is it because they pretend to care about black people? That's it, isn't it?


So vote Republican.
 
2012-02-25 11:51:09 PM  
Wow, lot of Kennedy dick-sucking in this thread. I'm a liberal tree-farker and even I think that family needs to go away for a very very long time.
 
2012-02-25 11:51:23 PM  

GuidoDelConfuso: Mija: You do not try to grab someones child from their arms. I would kick her too.

You do not try to remove a baby from a maternity ward without express authorization from the hospital staff. I would have him arrested too.


Bullshiat. My baby. Get the fark away from me.

/one of MANY reasons I'm doing a homebirth
//yep, bring it, I've done the research, you won't convince me.
 
2012-02-25 11:51:30 PM  
Kennedeys: The only 1%ers still sacred to 99%ers.
 
2012-02-25 11:53:42 PM  
Almost all maternity wards in the U.S. are locked units. Babies can't leave the unit until discharge, and certainly not to go outside for "fresh air". Had I been in this nurse's position, I would have intervened as well.

Let's hope Dr. Douche doesn't have to work closely with any nurse, or I suspect his job is going to get increasingly difficult. shiat on us, we gang up and return in kind.

/Is a nurse.
 
2012-02-25 11:54:27 PM  

The Face Of Oblivion: this is just a further example of what happens when a group of people is not subject to the normal control of the criminal justice system.


No, that would be Wall Street.

This would just be a guy who got shoved hard enough while carrying a two-day-old baby to stumble and bounce off a wall. The nurse in charge should have sounded a lockdown if he wouldn't listen, not attack him while holding an infant. she should be the one charged with child endangerment, if she still has a job.
 
2012-02-25 11:55:05 PM  
My grandpa punched a few hundred ballots to help cheat JFK into office. Ward Committeeman chicago 1960. If you hated Bush for being cheated into office you cant condone JFK. Illinois and Texas got him the vote he needed.
 
2012-02-25 11:56:12 PM  
Christ. This thread is 18 posts in and 50 percent troll accounts.
 
2012-02-25 11:56:18 PM  

The Face Of Oblivion: Of course nobody tried to "grab someones child"...do you really believe a maternity ward nurse would do any such thing?


yes we see reports of this on fark regularly. the maternity nazis nurses seem to think that they are all that stands between the child being safe and being sold into sex slavery.
 
2012-02-25 11:56:30 PM  

GuidoDelConfuso: Mija: You do not try to grab someones child from their arms. I would kick her too.

You do not try to remove a baby from a maternity ward without express authorization from the hospital staff. I would have him arrested too.


i would have had him arrested too. i would not have tried to play tug-of-war with someone holding a newborn, however. or been physical enough to make him lose balance - in a stairwell no less. now she is the one that should be arrested.
 
2012-02-25 11:56:38 PM  
And I hate Kennedys as much as I hate Bushes. Same crap different parties.
 
2012-02-25 11:58:36 PM  
she's just lucky it wasn't a swim-off. everyone knows them kennedys can swim
 
2012-02-25 11:59:14 PM  

OregonVet: Considering JFK was more like Bush than Obama, I hope the neocons don't try to turn this into a lib bashing....



couldnt sqeeze a nickle between any of em anyway.
 
2012-02-25 11:59:37 PM  

headhurt: Let's hope Dr. Douche doesn't have to work closely with any nurse, or I suspect his job is going to get increasingly difficult. shiat on us, we gang up and return in kind.

/Is a nurse.



and an ITG. do you key the cars of folks you don't like? douche.
 
2012-02-25 11:59:45 PM  

Generation_D: And I hate Kennedys as much as I hate Bushes. Same crap different parties.


And one member of each family turned their airplane into a U-Boat.
 
2012-02-26 12:03:41 AM  
Never mind the kid, the birth mother can't even go outside for some air (not allowed to leave the floor if they haven't been discharged).

/My daughter was born at Northern Westchester three and a half months ago, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2012-02-26 12:04:17 AM  
Vote Quimby
 
2012-02-26 12:04:20 AM  
There is protocol in all maternity wards that keep the babies there for the duration because there are freaking wackos who love to kidnap newborns on hospital grounds. He was just being a puke who didn't want to follow hospital safety protocol, of which there is good reason it is put in place. He is the one that was putting his kid in danger by not following the rules. Fark that guy. Don't like hospital policy? Don't go to the goddamn place, you pompous asshole.
 
2012-02-26 12:04:54 AM  

Peki: GuidoDelConfuso: Mija: You do not try to grab someones child from their arms. I would kick her too.

You do not try to remove a baby from a maternity ward without express authorization from the hospital staff. I would have him arrested too.

Bullshiat. My baby. Get the fark away from me.

/one of MANY reasons I'm doing a homebirth
//yep, bring it, I've done the research, you won't convince me.


Thats fineprobably even a good idea. Hospitals are germ infested shiatholes and you should avoid having a newborn anywhere near one unless he needs it.

but kids get stolen out of maternity wards all the time. if you DO have a kid in a hospital and you pull a goddam GPS tag of its ankle and leave without telling anyone you should expect to get a jackboot broken off in your ass.
 
2012-02-26 12:05:27 AM  

Generation_D: My grandpa punched a few hundred ballots to help cheat JFK into office. Ward Committeeman chicago 1960. If you hated Bush for being cheated into office you cant condone JFK. Illinois and Texas got him the vote he needed.


QFT
 
2012-02-26 12:06:46 AM  

Peki: Bullshiat. My baby. Get the fark away from me.

/one of MANY reasons I'm doing a homebirth
//yep, bring it, I've done the research, you won't convince me.


You're a known troll account and 9/11 truther. No one cares about your "research."
 
2012-02-26 12:10:19 AM  
Wait, so does this make JFK a worse President retroactively? Is that how this works?
 
2012-02-26 12:11:56 AM  

here to help: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ted Kennedy killed a woman and tried to cover it up. I don't get why people love these alcoholic Irish Catholics. Is it because they pretend to care about black people? That's it, isn't it?

So vote Republican.


Quizzicaldog.jpeg
 
2012-02-26 12:13:55 AM  
Sounds like Mr Kennedy has a possible coke problem
 
2012-02-26 12:15:27 AM  
Interesting. Wiki for this Kennedy says that he is both a Democrat and a Fox News reporter.
 
2012-02-26 12:16:24 AM  

CliChe Guevara: The nurse in charge should have sounded a lockdown if he wouldn't listen, not attack him while holding an infant.


You know and I know that the nurses didn't "attack" anyone.

CliChe Guevara: No, that would be Wall Street.


But at least you're forthcoming about the bias motivating your whiteknighting on behalf of a rotten apple that didn't fall far from the tree.
 
2012-02-26 12:17:01 AM  

Peki: GuidoDelConfuso: Mija: You do not try to grab someones child from their arms. I would kick her too.

You do not try to remove a baby from a maternity ward without express authorization from the hospital staff. I would have him arrested too.

Bullshiat. My baby. Get the fark away from me.

/one of MANY reasons I'm doing a homebirth
//yep, bring it, I've done the research, you won't convince me.


In a hospital setting the only person that has a say in the child is the mother, cause that is the only person the hospital is sure the baby is related to. If a man, any many takes the tracking device off a two day old baby and decides to take it outside in the winter for some "fresh air" they hospital staff should try to stop him.

where our son was born, they guy wouldn't have made it out of maternity ward because the doors would have auto locked the moment he took the device off the baby.

As for changing a persons mind on home vs hospital birth, to each their own, considering what we went through, you'd never convince me of the home birth.
 
2012-02-26 12:19:47 AM  
Maternity wards are hellish places that excel at frazzling parents out of their gourd. I'd skip out early too.
 
2012-02-26 12:20:27 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Peki: Bullshiat. My baby. Get the fark away from me.

/one of MANY reasons I'm doing a homebirth
//yep, bring it, I've done the research, you won't convince me.

You're a known troll account and 9/11 truther. No one cares about your "research."


Huh. Cool. I wasn't even trying to be a troll.

As for the 9/11 truther, yeah, well, everyone makes mistakes. And I made a point to ask a lot of questions in that thread. *shrug*
 
2012-02-26 12:21:36 AM  

Curious: headhurt: Let's hope Dr. Douche doesn't have to work closely with any nurse, or I suspect his job is going to get increasingly difficult. shiat on us, we gang up and return in kind.

/Is a nurse.


and an ITG. do you key the cars of folks you don't like? douche.


No, not really. I just don't particularly care for doctors who still have the mindset that nurses are their own personal handmaidens. Older doctors usually do. I get the impression that had the Kennedy dork pulled a gun on the nurse, the doc would have cried that the nurse deserved it because she gave him a crusty look.

Had it been me in the situation, I probably would have initiated a Code Pink and watched security tackle the bastard.

(On a side note, I do get to pick the size of the needle I get to stick in you.)

/Douchette
 
2012-02-26 12:22:09 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Generation_D: My grandpa punched a few hundred ballots to help cheat JFK into office. Ward Committeeman chicago 1960. If you hated Bush for being cheated into office you cant condone JFK. Illinois and Texas got him the vote he needed.

QFT


What if we hate Bush for getting us into 2 wars on credit? Is it still OK to like the Kennedys?
 
2012-02-26 12:22:30 AM  
My fav family...

thesplitscreen.files.wordpress.com

/Teddy is an excellent swimmer, even in a river of blood...
 
2012-02-26 12:22:38 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: here to help: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ted Kennedy killed a woman and tried to cover it up. I don't get why people love these alcoholic Irish Catholics. Is it because they pretend to care about black people? That's it, isn't it?

So vote Republican.

Quizzicaldog.jpeg


I'm just saying... both sides are bad.
 
2012-02-26 12:23:32 AM  

DarwiOdrade: AlwaysRightBoy: Generation_D: My grandpa punched a few hundred ballots to help cheat JFK into office. Ward Committeeman chicago 1960. If you hated Bush for being cheated into office you cant condone JFK. Illinois and Texas got him the vote he needed.

QFT

What if we hate Bush for getting us into 2 wars on credit? Is it still OK to like the Kennedys?


only if you recognize that Kennedy did the same thing.
 
2012-02-26 12:23:42 AM  

Fireproof: Interesting. Wiki for this Kennedy says that he is both a Democrat and a Fox News reporter.


Had his family bootlegged a few hundred miles further south, he'd be a Democrat and a NASCAR driver.
 
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