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2012-02-25 04:53:05 PM
I've been preparing every day of my life for a naked man driving a fire truck to try and run me over and kill me, and they've all called me crazy.
 
2012-02-25 06:47:16 PM
What a hoser.
 
2012-02-25 06:54:13 PM
Crap. I had "naked woman in a fire truck" in the pool? So freakin' close.

Who had 'naked guy in a fire truck'?

What do they win, btw?

/Curious now.
 
2012-02-25 07:32:39 PM
Well I kinda meant something different by "crushed by a big red hose beast" but I'll take it.
 
2012-02-25 07:32:53 PM
A naked man stole a fire truck at a South Carolina apartment complex and sped away, killing a pedestrian who was walking on a sidewalk

If you don't like the way I drive this firetruck naked stay off the sidewalk.
 
2012-02-25 07:33:55 PM
Should have watched Firetrucks of the Sarangetti(sp?)
 
2012-02-25 07:35:44 PM
I'm naked and driving a fire truck but I'm still alive. I'm getting a kick from these replies.
 
2012-02-25 07:37:29 PM
Why do I imagine this happening in Saints Row?
 
2012-02-25 07:37:30 PM

quatchi: Crap. I had "naked woman in a fire truck" in the pool? So freakin' close.


I feel your pain. I had "naked man driving an ambulance" in the pool.
 
2012-02-25 07:37:43 PM
Wait...WHAT? Is this a conspiracy? Did this guy disappear and get away with it? Was it the Police chief's son or something? Article leaves ya hangin'

Sad day for the pedestrian tho...

and to be a tad snarky...This did not happen today...
 
2012-02-25 07:42:55 PM
 
2012-02-25 07:45:02 PM
Which drug was he likely high on?
 
2012-02-25 07:45:22 PM

StopLurkListen: How about "Large Naked Woman Stomps on Your Windshield" for $200, Alex. (new window) (NSFW)


Why did I click? Oh man. That's ......... just bad.
 
2012-02-25 07:48:00 PM

WTFDYW: I'm naked and driving a fire truck but I'm still alive. I'm getting a kick from these replies.


Ah, but have you run anyone down?

/reread the headline
 
2012-02-25 07:49:14 PM
2005: Kenneth Pinyan from Seattle, Washington, died of acute peritonitis after receiving anal intercourse from a stallion. The case led to the criminalization of bestiality in Washington state.

/Wikipedia is the greatest site on the Web.
 
2012-02-25 07:51:48 PM
oh, I'm sure in his crazy drug fueled mind there was a perfectly rational reason for doing this.
 
2012-02-25 07:57:01 PM
he is so hosed
 
2012-02-25 07:57:55 PM

StopLurkListen: How about "Large Naked Woman Stomps on Your Windshield" for $200, Alex. (new window) (NSFW)


The guy is totally lying. He hit that, then never returned her calls.
 
2012-02-25 08:00:50 PM
This happened in my town yesterday. Crazyness. The whole scene was crazy, as firetrucks were using the jaws of life on multiple vehicles. Here's the perp's facebook page by the way...

Kalvin Hunt's Facebook Page (new window)

If I didn't have a crappy cell phone, I would have taken pictures of the scene. It was rather intense.
 
2012-02-25 08:04:40 PM

StopLurkListen: How about "Large Naked Woman Stomps on Your Windshield" for $200, Alex. (new window) (NSFW)


I used to live in Noe Valley, so I got a kick out of that.
 
2012-02-25 08:09:19 PM
Pff, I got killed by TWO naked men in a fire truck.
 
2012-02-25 08:28:30 PM
LMAO----oh LORD
 
2012-02-25 08:28:42 PM

BumpInTheNight: Well I kinda meant something different by "crushed by a big red hose beast" but I'll take it.


www.thebostonchannel.com

//first thing I thought of....
 
2012-02-25 08:30:24 PM

Hector Remarkable: I've been preparing every day of my life for a naked man driving a fire truck to try and run me over and kill me, and they've all called me crazy.


Well, even if you didn't it doesn't mean they wouldn't call you crazy

/try taking your pants off your head
 
2012-02-25 08:36:22 PM

StopLurkListen: How about "Large Naked Woman Stomps on Your Windshield" for $200, Alex.


I love the look on the guy's face in that pic. It illustrates "WTF? OMG?" very well.
 
2012-02-25 08:49:17 PM
He must have gotten a bad batch of jenkem and lost his mind.
 
2012-02-25 08:50:55 PM

Oldiron_79: Should have watched Firetrucks of the Sarangetti(sp?)


My thoughts exactly.
i17.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-25 08:52:22 PM

nytmare: Which drug was he likely high on?


I'm going to go with Meth and LSD during his third day without a cigarette.
 
2012-02-25 09:00:56 PM

nytmare: Which drug was he likely high on?


Pure jenkem.
 
2012-02-25 09:02:47 PM
you MONSTERS!

My firetruck died when I was 19, and I got high to deal with it. It helped.
There is a reason that there is usually a bar not too far from a firestation.
It was thirty years ago, and it wasn't so cool. It pretty much sucked in every conceivable way.


/memewhores
 
2012-02-25 09:05:43 PM
JENKEM! DAMN NEAR KILLED 'EM!

oh no..the guy died so...

//you monstrorz
 
2012-02-25 09:11:56 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hector Remarkable: I've been preparing every day of my life for a naked man driving a fire truck to try and run me over and kill me, and they've all called me crazy.

Well, even if you didn't it doesn't mean they wouldn't call you crazy

/try taking your pants off your head


Oh sure, and let the naked guy in the fire truck just catch me? I don't think so.
 
2012-02-25 09:24:43 PM
This is why naked men shouldn't be allowed within a mile of fire stations. SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!
 
2012-02-25 09:41:44 PM
What a khunt.
 
2012-02-25 09:47:23 PM
His brother, Mike Hunt, was unavailable for comment.
 
2012-02-25 11:29:37 PM

King Something: quatchi: Crap. I had "naked woman in a fire truck" in the pool? So freakin' close.

I feel your pain. I had "naked man driving an ambulance" in the pool.


Count me disappointed as well. I was really close though: "Naked man driving driving rear of the firetruck with dwarf acrobat in a cow costume driving the front."
 
2012-02-26 12:28:02 AM

fluffytuff: This happened in my town yesterday. Crazyness. The whole scene was crazy, as firetrucks were using the jaws of life on multiple vehicles. Here's the perp's facebook page by the way...

Kalvin Hunt's Facebook Page (new window)

If I didn't have a crappy cell phone, I would have taken pictures of the scene. It was rather intense.


I clicked on that ready to see the pathetic life of some druggie. Instead I saw pics of someone who appears to have a young kid and was some sort of military pilot. Sad.
 
2012-02-26 02:45:52 AM

Fireproof: fluffytuff: This happened in my town yesterday. Crazyness. The whole scene was crazy, as firetrucks were using the jaws of life on multiple vehicles. Here's the perp's facebook page by the way...

Kalvin Hunt's Facebook Page (new window)

If I didn't have a crappy cell phone, I would have taken pictures of the scene. It was rather intense.

I clicked on that ready to see the pathetic life of some druggie. Instead I saw pics of someone who appears to have a young kid and was some sort of military pilot. Sad.


That's hard Core
 
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