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2012-02-25 04:29:13 PM
How much did she charge Newt? Was it a good value?
 
2012-02-25 04:36:01 PM
The story is best heard in Mr. Gingrich's own words

I can't possibly imagine that. He is the Pillsbury Dough Boy's evil twin, and every time I hear his foul whining, I just want to punch him in the face.
 
2012-02-25 04:48:30 PM

FloydA: The story is best heard in Mr. Gingrich's own words

I can't possibly imagine that. He is the Pillsbury Dough Boy's evil twin, and every time I hear his foul whining, I just want to punch him in the face.


Fat, doughy, jowly face.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-02-25 05:00:17 PM
San Francisco values are like getting a blowjob in the alley?
 
2012-02-25 05:59:18 PM
So, Nancy Pelosi really IS a man.
 
2012-02-25 06:24:01 PM
In fairness, if you watch the vid, it's not that bad. AND the dems could easily use the part about him admitting that SF has a GREAT quality of life.

I was expecting something more like this: Link (new window)
 
2012-02-25 06:38:12 PM

jehovahs witness protection: So, Nancy Pelosi really IS a man.


Thus making your fantasies a whole lot kinkier.
 
2012-02-25 06:48:05 PM
...he left his dick in it?
 
2012-02-25 06:52:15 PM
I...don't get the point of Gingrich's story. is he saying that SF is...what? too gay? or that daily life on the streets of SF are too outragous for 'normal america'?
 
2012-02-25 07:03:29 PM
Did anybody else catch this ad on the right side of the page?
WTF?

media.nbcbayarea.com
 
2012-02-25 07:37:24 PM
TommyymmoT: Did anybody else catch this ad on the right side of the page?
WTF?


that atta turn a few heads
 
2012-02-25 07:55:43 PM

ultraholland: TommyymmoT: Did anybody else catch this ad on the right side of the page?
WTF?

that atta turn a few heads


Meh... I doubt 12% of the population knows who that is.
 
2012-02-25 08:09:06 PM

TommyymmoT: Did anybody else catch this ad on the right side of the page?
WTF?

[media.nbcbayarea.com image 620x349]


Holy FAIL. That is awesome.
 
2012-02-25 08:13:47 PM

ultraholland: TommyymmoT: Did anybody else catch this ad on the right side of the page?
WTF?

that atta turn a few heads


Ooooh, nice...
 
2012-02-25 08:18:41 PM
And the transvestite has a terrifying story to tell to her friends about the time she met Newt Gingrich.
 
2012-02-25 08:20:47 PM

Weaver95: I...don't get the point of Gingrich's story. is he saying that SF is...what? too gay? or that daily life on the streets of SF are too outragous for 'normal america'?


SF is Sodom, Gomorrah, Jericho, Babylon, and Moscow all rolled into one for the derpophiles
 
2012-02-25 08:30:55 PM

TommyymmoT: Did anybody else catch this ad on the right side of the page?
WTF?

[media.nbcbayarea.com image 620x349]



It's a link to a story -- http://www.nbcbayarea.com/blogs/press-here/911-Terrorist-Ad-Violated- F acebook-Policy-140416523.html (new window)
 
2012-02-25 08:32:20 PM
People like that farkstick are the reason it's taken a decade for me to accept myself, let alone get over what society thinks.

/closeted
/executive transvestite, not weirdo transvestite
 
2012-02-25 08:32:36 PM
Did he demand Newt Gingrich have tea, and cake with the vicar OR HE'D DIE?!
 
2012-02-25 08:35:35 PM
Which wife was she?
 
2012-02-25 08:36:01 PM

TommyymmoT: Did anybody else catch this ad on the right side of the page?
WTF?

[media.nbcbayarea.com image 620x349]


Bwahahaha....oh wow. Really?
 
2012-02-25 08:41:59 PM
Newt + a Tranny..... I don't even think I want to know the punch line, NO just NO
 
2012-02-25 08:42:18 PM
Someone needs to put a gag on the screaming chick.
 
2012-02-25 08:43:10 PM
I call BS. Does anyone really believe GIant Elderly Baby has only met just one tranny in his life?
 
2012-02-25 08:43:23 PM
I take it Newt is not a fan of Eddie Izzard then?
 
2012-02-25 08:44:12 PM

Oldiron_79: Newt + a Tranny


lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-02-25 08:44:50 PM

Ashley82x: People like that farkstick are the reason it's taken a decade for me to accept myself, let alone get over what society thinks.

/closeted
/executive transvestite, not weirdo transvestite


So...you wear three-piece suits?
 
2012-02-25 08:49:09 PM
So for those of us who have no desire to hear that whiny dough voice, what exactly happened with the transvestite?
 
2012-02-25 08:51:59 PM
CSB alert:

Back in my bartending days in the French Quarter, I worked at an all-night bar. If you think your neighborhood is weird, try hanging out at 6am in a bar even Tom Waits would struggle to write about.

One night in 2003 or so, I observed a farking magnificent tranny - 6'5" even without heels and should have probably been at an NFL combine rather than mainlining coke in the bathrooms I'd long ago abandoned any hope of patrolling. She was with a table of straight guys from Omaha or wherever (6am and bottles of scotch make for strange unions) when she suddenly stood up, roared, and flipped the entire table like a 1950s movie cowboy accuses someone of cheating at poker. Huge fight ensues and I'm thinking, "Ah jeez not this shiat again" as I try to bring some voice of reason to the scuffle.

Girl whipped my ass. They had to run next door and borrow a bartender we all trusted to run things while EMS tended to/laughed at me under their breath. The best part was that I had glitter on my forearms for days afterward. It simply would not come off. ANd I lived on the same street, so the epic pownage was recited to me daily not just at work, but at the corner store and pub, too. Even the old lady who routinely walked her daschunds past my stoop laughed at me.

"You all realize this chick could probably kill Ray Lewis in a head-on collision, right?" These arguments went nowhere. I was doomed and eventually embraced my ignominious trophy as the guy who got manhandled by a boy in an admittedly flattering dress.

/funny now
//the shiners, severely sprained elbow, broken nose and dislocated jaw were not
///OK, maybe they were funny at the time, too. I was unconscious.
 
2012-02-25 08:53:58 PM

Chameleon: So for those of us who have no desire to hear that whiny dough voice, what exactly happened with the transvestite?


The tranny went on to do a Donald Pleasance voice and then talk about the Romans.
 
2012-02-25 08:55:21 PM
....but enough about Kallisti
 
2012-02-25 08:56:37 PM

teto85: How much did she charge Newt? Was it a good value?


Yeah, right. Like he paid. I'm guessing the tranny got farked, then got stiffed. Or vise versa.
 
2012-02-25 08:59:27 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: FloydA: The story is best heard in Mr. Gingrich's own words

I can't possibly imagine that. He is the Pillsbury Dough Boy's evil twin, and every time I hear his foul whining, I just want to punch him in the face.

Fat, doughy, jowly face.


This is one of my main problems with listening to NPR in the morning. I have my clock radio set to our local NPR station so that I can get a little bit of news when I wake up, but it doesn't exactly make me eager to start my day when the first thing I hear upon gaining consciousness is Newt's sanctimonious mewling.
 
2012-02-25 09:01:58 PM
Every time this man opens his mouth I want to vote for whatever it is he opposes. I'm aware that is a childish and immature reaction. But I just can't help it.

To me he stands for everything that is anti-American. I wish the real conservatives would take control of the party again.
 
2012-02-25 09:03:02 PM
Yes, yes of course. "Met".
 
2012-02-25 09:03:27 PM

dickfreckle: CSB alert:

Back in my bartending days in the French Quarter, I worked at an all-night bar. If you think your neighborhood is weird, try hanging out at 6am in a bar even Tom Waits would struggle to write about.

One night in 2003 or so, I observed a farking magnificent tranny - 6'5" even without heels and should have probably been at an NFL combine rather than mainlining coke in the bathrooms I'd long ago abandoned any hope of patrolling. She was with a table of straight guys from Omaha or wherever (6am and bottles of scotch make for strange unions) when she suddenly stood up, roared, and flipped the entire table like a 1950s movie cowboy accuses someone of cheating at poker. Huge fight ensues and I'm thinking, "Ah jeez not this shiat again" as I try to bring some voice of reason to the scuffle.

Girl whipped my ass. They had to run next door and borrow a bartender we all trusted to run things while EMS tended to/laughed at me under their breath. The best part was that I had glitter on my forearms for days afterward. It simply would not come off. ANd I lived on the same street, so the epic pownage was recited to me daily not just at work, but at the corner store and pub, too. Even the old lady who routinely walked her daschunds past my stoop laughed at me.

"You all realize this chick could probably kill Ray Lewis in a head-on collision, right?" These arguments went nowhere. I was doomed and eventually embraced my ignominious trophy as the guy who got manhandled by a boy in an admittedly flattering dress.

/funny now
//the shiners, severely sprained elbow, broken nose and dislocated jaw were not
///OK, maybe they were funny at the time, too. I was unconscious.


profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-02-25 09:04:31 PM

dickfreckle: CSB alert:

Back in my bartending days in the French Quarter, I worked at an all-night bar. If you think your neighborhood is weird, try hanging out at 6am in a bar even Tom Waits would struggle to write about.

One night in 2003 or so, I observed a farking magnificent tranny - 6'5" even without heels and should have probably been at an NFL combine rather than mainlining coke in the bathrooms I'd long ago abandoned any hope of patrolling. She was with a table of straight guys from Omaha or wherever (6am and bottles of scotch make for strange unions) when she suddenly stood up, roared, and flipped the entire table like a 1950s movie cowboy accuses someone of cheating at poker. Huge fight ensues and I'm thinking, "Ah jeez not this shiat again" as I try to bring some voice of reason to the scuffle.

Girl whipped my ass. They had to run next door and borrow a bartender we all trusted to run things while EMS tended to/laughed at me under their breath. The best part was that I had glitter on my forearms for days afterward. It simply would not come off. ANd I lived on the same street, so the epic pownage was recited to me daily not just at work, but at the corner store and pub, too. Even the old lady who routinely walked her daschunds past my stoop laughed at me.

"You all realize this chick could probably kill Ray Lewis in a head-on collision, right?" These arguments went nowhere. I was doomed and eventually embraced my ignominious trophy as the guy who got manhandled by a boy in an admittedly flattering dress.

/funny now
//the shiners, severely sprained elbow, broken nose and dislocated jaw were not
///OK, maybe they were funny at the time, too. I was unconscious.


You shouldn't be ashamed. That is a pretty damn good story. Most people live dull, uninteresting lives until they die. It doesn't sound like you have that problem.
 
2012-02-25 09:08:38 PM
Republicans love to hate San Francisco. But where else can they go on a business trip, engage in a weekend drug-fueled bender and open the closet for a while?
 
2012-02-25 09:17:58 PM
I really want to know how Newt and his half-sister (the lesbian one) get along at family get-togethers, such as Thanksgiving. I bet she can't stand him. Could you imagine the kind of dinner conversations they must have?

/ugh
//More ugh
 
2012-02-25 09:20:53 PM
 
2012-02-25 09:22:27 PM

MrEricSir: Republicans love to hate San Francisco. But where else can they go on a business trip, engage in a weekend drug-fueled bender and open the closet for a while?


Vancouver?

Seriously though, I see your point.
 
2012-02-25 09:28:00 PM
So the repubs have written off the gay vote. That's ten percent of the electorate. They've written off the Hispanic vote, except for the Cubans. That's 16% of the electorate. They've written off the black vote. That's 12%. They've written off Independent women. That's 15% of the electorate. At this point the repubs need every repub vote, male or female (and at this point you have to wonder how many repub women are actually going to vote to have their reproductive rights taken away from them) and every white male independent vote just to lose by six percentage points. You have to wonder if they've really thought their cunning strategy through.
 
2012-02-25 09:30:11 PM
Sometimes the only bar nearby that's open at 6 AM is a tranny bar. There's no other option.
 
2012-02-25 09:35:39 PM

jaytkay: Oldiron_79: Newt + a Tranny

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 500x353]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-25 09:57:18 PM

Ashley82x: People like that farkstick are the reason it's taken a decade for me to accept myself, let alone get over what society thinks.

/closeted
/executive transvestite, not weirdo transvestite


Ah, so you're TWICE a freak then. You're an office manager!

/jk
 
2012-02-25 10:20:03 PM

jaytkay: Oldiron_79: Newt + a Tranny

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 500x353]


You know what bugs me the most out of that picture? I have to look at it twice before I realize there's something wrong. :/
 
2012-02-25 10:25:33 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Weaver95: I...don't get the point of Gingrich's story. is he saying that SF is...what? too gay? or that daily life on the streets of SF are too outragous for 'normal america'?

SF is Sodom, Gomorrah, Jericho, Babylon, and Moscow all rolled into one for the derpophiles


well, I mean I get that vibe from the religious right...but Gingrich was telling a story about how SF was like a tranny....and I don't understand his point. Its like saying a a raven ls like a writing desk...and then never explaining what you meant.
 
2012-02-25 10:29:40 PM
My only problem with SF is that it tries to hard. NY all like "whatever" and that in itself is cool. SF is like, "oh man you gotta be like this and that and like this and uh"... So NY rules!
 
2012-02-25 10:30:07 PM

Weaver95: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Weaver95: I...don't get the point of Gingrich's story. is he saying that SF is...what? too gay? or that daily life on the streets of SF are too outragous for 'normal america'?

SF is Sodom, Gomorrah, Jericho, Babylon, and Moscow all rolled into one for the derpophiles

well, I mean I get that vibe from the religious right...but Gingrich was telling a story about how SF was like a tranny....and I don't understand his point. Its like saying a a raven ls like a writing desk...and then never explaining what you meant.


In Newt's case, I think it's sort of like "There was a crooked man, who walked a crooked simile"
 
2012-02-25 10:31:40 PM

clambam: So the repubs have written off the gay vote. That's ten percent of the electorate. They've written off the Hispanic vote, except for the Cubans. That's 16% of the electorate. They've written off the black vote. That's 12%. They've written off Independent women. That's 15% of the electorate. At this point the repubs need every repub vote, male or female (and at this point you have to wonder how many repub women are actually going to vote to have their reproductive rights taken away from them) and every white male independent vote just to lose by six percentage points. You have to wonder if they've really thought their cunning strategy through.


You have to remember they're counting on the idiot vote, and that's half the population.

/At least
 
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