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(WLSAM)   Teacher pleads guilty to changing grades. Fark: At least this is not another smokin' hot teacher student sex scandal. More Fark: At least she is smokin' hot   ( wlsam.com) divider line
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2012-02-25 08:01:09 PM  

CthulhuCalling: jimmythrust: [surfgossip.com image 480x761]

if you can immediately name this woman, congrats. You're old! Welcome!!

Well, the filename says Daisy Fuentes, but I remember watching her back when MTV still played music videos.

/my lawn, get off it.


Daisy was really something else and a nice contrast to Kennedy...
 
2012-02-25 08:03:42 PM  
Tall too!
 
2012-02-25 08:04:13 PM  
They said there wouldn't be any math.
 
2012-02-25 08:04:30 PM  

physt: God I love big tits. All the real trouble I've ever gotten myself into was related to chasing big tits.


You and I. Separated at birth.
 
2012-02-25 08:07:09 PM  
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2012-02-25 08:09:50 PM  

tarhammer: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Demetrius: She's got some big, ummm, eyes. Yeah, eyes. That's it. Big eyes.

She has eyes?

Pffft...I've been watching that show "man, woman, wild" for a couple of weeks now. I probably couldnt pick the woman out of a lineup unless she was the only one with huge boobs.[media.mademan.com image 585x619]


For all the studman69 posters:

She is holding a goofy mugshot look on her face and probably is wearing the least attractive clothing she owns, but get her in her natural environment and it's 'Put me in, Coach!'
 
2012-02-25 08:11:47 PM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: but get her in her natural environment and it's 'Put me in, Coach!'


I'm ready to play, today!
 
2012-02-25 08:14:54 PM  
As the husband of a smoking hot teacher I am getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2012-02-25 08:15:30 PM  

TenJed_77: Give her a 7 minus 3 for over the standard size


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2012-02-25 08:18:05 PM  

TenJed_77:
Give her a 7 minus 3 for over the standard size, and plus 4 because they don't look like plastic.


I mean, seriously. This deserves public ridicule. "Gosh, that girl would be significantly above average, but gee whiz, her breasts are larger than average! I'm going to have to rate her as below average."
 
2012-02-25 08:19:58 PM  
Lube 'em up.

I wonder if she did some one on one tutoring with her students.

I bet she did.
 
2012-02-25 08:25:52 PM  

OBBN: As the husband of a smoking hot teacher I am getting a kick out of these replies.


Really? Guess I failed.
 
2012-02-25 08:27:37 PM  
this thread needs moar bewbs. Harumph!
 
2012-02-25 08:39:52 PM  
I imagine there will be a followup story about how she was banging at least a few of those football players.

/bewbies!
 
2012-02-25 08:51:08 PM  

SearchN: OBBN: As the husband of a smoking hot teacher I am getting a kick out of these replies.

Really? Guess I failed.


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2012-02-25 08:54:14 PM  

seancakes: What would it say about you if you thought that she looked like a horse, and wanted to ravage her in the bedroom anyway?

/I don't think she looks like a horse
//Wasn't even aware she had a face, really


It would say you have self-esteem issues, really low standards, or both.

/or you're into horses
 
2012-02-25 09:09:53 PM  

OBBN: SearchN: OBBN: As the husband of a smoking hot teacher I am getting a kick out of these replies.

Really? Guess I failed.

[images.icanhascheezburger.com image 500x334]


Damn. Do I need to start posting pics now? Imageshack was nice enough to inform me that I am now limited to 500 pics.. Down from 3k+.
 
2012-02-25 09:18:56 PM  
PIctures are always good, 500 pics? Wow.. that's still an impressive caturday collection. I would post a picture of Mrs. OBBN, but she scares me and if she found out I was putting her up on FARK, well let's just say there would be the inevitable OBBN's dead Fark thread. So we won't do that, but she is my hottie teacher, so I am very happy!
 
2012-02-25 09:21:13 PM  

SearchN: OBBN: SearchN: OBBN: As the husband of a smoking hot teacher I am getting a kick out of these replies.

Really? Guess I failed.

[images.icanhascheezburger.com image 500x334]

Damn. Do I need to start posting pics now? Imageshack was nice enough to inform me that I am now limited to 500 pics.. Down from 3k+.


that is a tragedy

no, i'm not being sarcastic, for once
 
2012-02-25 09:30:37 PM  
Look, there have been a ton of these stories, and so I've had to raise my standards of what'shiattable since I'm jaded now, and I don't wa---WELL HELLO MISS GLASHAGEL
 
2012-02-25 09:35:37 PM  

jimmythrust: anyone noticing a juggier, Asian GD?

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not really, no.

that aside, asians with huge tits that aren't fake, are awesome.
 
2012-02-25 09:39:09 PM  

WTFDYW: Nice orbs


Holy crap! A guy I used to work with said this all the time (in the appropriate situation). He's dead now.
 
2012-02-25 09:44:11 PM  
Loon and OB

Yea, sucks. That being said, I propose a toast.

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2012-02-25 09:45:47 PM  
any of the IBTC here to represent?
/bie?
//eip?
 
2012-02-25 09:47:10 PM  

CSM101: jimmythrust: anyone noticing a juggier, Asian GD?

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

not really, no.
--
that aside, asians with huge tits that aren't fake, are awesome.


There was one of this gal with glasses that made the comparison--twas too large to post.

Heh, I said "large" and "post".
 
2012-02-25 10:13:05 PM  

SearchN: Loon and OB

Yea, sucks. That being said, I propose a toast.

[img695.imageshack.us image 307x638]


*raises glass in your direction*

And the big reason why I will never ever post a picture of Mrs. OBBN in this type of thread is I remember all to well what happened to home school girl and that posting. If Mrs. OBBN every got flamed the way Home School Girl did, I would be a dead man. Remember, she is a 2nd Degree National Champion Blackbelt. She could kill me before I even started to explain.

And just because we all haven't seen her in a while:

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/hot, like the searing brightness of her choppers
 
2012-02-25 10:29:55 PM  

DavidVincent: [jackgartside.com image 640x480]


Wait a minute, I think that was shopped.

I work in IT and consider myself an expert on pixels.
 
2012-02-25 10:30:23 PM  

CapnBlues: any of the IBTC here to represent?


I hope not.
 
2012-02-25 10:38:02 PM  
Whatever happened to the 'teacher' tag idea. There is more than enough stories, on a weekly basis, for one.
 
2012-02-25 10:54:21 PM  

malaktaus: So it's pretty obvious she was doing this at the behest of her husband. He's still working at the school? Yeah, I guess she wouldn't rat him out. She'll regret that in about ten years when her looks are gone and she's divorced and she can't get a job because a Google search will immediately bring up this article. She'll be an alcoholic chain smoker who constantly goes on at length about what scum men are because she has such abominable taste in them herself, meanwhile throwing herself at every drunken scumbag in the bar. Her life will turn into a Charles Bukowski novel and she'll die with a vague awareness that she has wasted her life. You see this sort of thing all the time.


Gee, that's an awfully sad tale of misery and woe and all... Say, did you happen to catch the name of that bar?
 
2012-02-25 11:09:27 PM  
So, is she 4-foot-11, or 5-foot-11? I'm going with 4-foot-11, former gymnast/cheerleader.

/Bunk
 
2012-02-25 11:44:36 PM  

mbillips: So, is she 4-foot-11, or 5-foot-11? I'm going with 4-foot-11, former gymnast/cheerleader.

/Bunk


5'11". Other pictures show the foot demarcations.

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two things about this picture:
1) hotlinked like whoa
2) so very cruel that the picture in profile is cut off where it is.
 
2012-02-26 12:09:46 AM  

jimmythrust: anyone noticing a juggier, Asian GD?

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wat
 
2012-02-26 12:36:30 AM  

Grables'Daughter: jimmythrust: anyone noticing a juggier, Asian GD?

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wat


with the glasses, she is...potentially. Maybe need my glasses
 
2012-02-26 01:18:55 AM  
I demand a side view photo.
 
2012-02-26 01:50:25 AM  
Baby, you make me wish I were 4'6"
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I'd like to give her 80 hours of community service.
 
2012-02-26 02:09:41 AM  

dwade: I demand a side view photo.


This is an attempt to guess at the size.

Unfortunately, the mirror of the profile skews her actual size. While it's a little useful, it's not porportionally correct. I tried to keep the boobs to the size where it peaks in height and where the most bottom of it touches.

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If the profile face was skewed back to it's actual size, this might look more correct :/
 
2012-02-26 02:15:21 AM  
I understand that her husband is the coach, but since she is specifically charged with changing the grades for athletes the football game exemption is stupid.

On a side note, I like breasts of most sizes, but when they are bigger than your head you look like a freak. She either needs a breast reduction or a swelled head.

And let me say again how stupid the football game exemption is. Wow. It's like if your teenage daughter sneaks out at night to have sex with her boyfriend, so you ground her from doing anything fun, except having sex with her boyfriend. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. I suspect the judge was staring at her breasts.
 
2012-02-26 02:21:19 AM  
Mirror reskewed to what seems to be more... close to reality.
Note in the original, that her height is off in the mirror reflection.

Augh.

I hate this mugshot.

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2012-02-26 07:53:20 AM  
And her dipshiat husband is throwing her under the bus...

"School officials and Brian Glashagel told the Daily Herald they believe Sara Glashagel acted independently.

"I am assuring everyone beyond my word that I had no knowledge of this taking place in the past," Brian Glashagel told the newspaper. "I have offered to police to take a polygraph, and I am still offering that up today."

/bewbs
 
2012-02-26 08:31:36 AM  
She's a moron for inflating those grades by breaking into a computer and deserves whatever she gets for being stupid. Grade inflation is done legally every day, and I suspect in every public school system. For a detailed analysis on the pressure behind this, see other Fark threads on "helicopter parents" and "my little cupcake."
 
2012-02-26 09:16:31 AM  

CrispFlows: Mirror reskewed to what seems to be more... close to reality.
Note in the original, that her height is off in the mirror reflection.

Augh.

I hate this mugshot.

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Nice work. TY.
 
2012-02-26 09:17:40 AM  
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2012-02-26 09:24:18 AM  
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2012-02-26 10:52:40 AM  

OBBN: As the husband of a smoking hot teacher I am getting a kick out of these replies.


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Is this her by any chance?
 
2012-02-26 11:36:51 AM  
So Chelsea Peretti's a teacher now?

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/yup, I would
 
2012-02-26 12:39:15 PM  
Nice boobs.

And she did it for her man.

/why is he not in jail?

//why is she not on the pole?
 
2012-02-26 02:29:58 PM  
In Texas, they'd have given her a civic commendation. Here no-one gives a fark about education as long as the local high school American football team does wel..
 
2012-02-26 02:47:01 PM  

wambu: Nice boobs.

And she did it for her man.

/why is he not in jail?

//why is she not on the pole?


Because he's the Head Coach. Most coaches have a massive ego and are used to being surrounded by their flunkies who tell them whatever they want to hear, when they want to hear it

And since the school does not want to go through the trouble of finding another Coach, espeically if said Coach is known for winning games... however his wife is expendable
 
2012-02-26 03:45:15 PM  
On topic response: She has a slight, very slight, butter face, but I would still hit it with all I have. It would be a great ten seconds.

Off topic response: Seems pretty farked how schools at most levels put so much more emphasis on athletic achievement over scholastic achievement.
 
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