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2012-02-24 08:36:48 PM
How does this asshole think Mary fed Jesus when he was a tiny baby?
 
2012-02-24 08:42:49 PM

Bathia_Mapes: How does this asshole think Mary fed Jesus when he was a tiny baby?


Aramaic Enfamil? Just a guess.
 
2012-02-24 08:43:17 PM

Bathia_Mapes: How does this asshole think Mary fed Jesus when he was a tiny baby?


The three wise men came through. Probably, with camel milk. God provides.
 
2012-02-24 08:50:18 PM
Lady, this might be a good idea to reflect on just how much your pastor is staring at your tits in church.
 
2012-02-24 08:50:41 PM
In all fairness, who would want to see a woman's naked breats?
 
2012-02-24 09:03:35 PM
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Jesus Christ
 
2012-02-24 09:06:15 PM

Bathia_Mapes: How does this asshole think Mary fed Jesus when he was a tiny baby?


She just gave him a glass of water and let him do the rest
 
2012-02-24 09:07:37 PM
Did she feel stupid and contagious?

/obscure
 
2012-02-24 09:10:26 PM

penthesilea: [i470.photobucket.com image 300x326][i470.photobucket.com image 300x401][i470.photobucket.com image 300x394][i470.photobucket.com image 300x450]

Jesus Christ


Dude, NSFW!
 
2012-02-24 09:12:18 PM

Winning: penthesilea: [i470.photobucket.com image 300x326][i470.photobucket.com image 300x401][i470.photobucket.com image 300x394][i470.photobucket.com image 300x450]

Jesus Christ

Dude, NSFW!


I'm pretty sure that falls under the old as fark art exemption.
 
2012-02-24 09:12:37 PM

penthesilea: [i470.photobucket.com image 300x326][i470.photobucket.com image 300x401][i470.photobucket.com image 300x394][i470.photobucket.com image 300x450]

Jesus Christ


Yeah, but isn't that Catholic or Eastern Orthodox imagery? Both are cults.
 
2012-02-24 09:20:46 PM

djkutch: penthesilea: [i470.photobucket.com image 300x326][i470.photobucket.com image 300x401][i470.photobucket.com image 300x394][i470.photobucket.com image 300x450]

Jesus Christ

Yeah, but isn't that Catholic or Eastern Orthodox imagery? Both are cults.


Proof. Evangelical Protestants are best Christians.
 
2012-02-24 09:45:26 PM

Bathia_Mapes: How does this asshole think Mary fed Jesus when he was a tiny baby?


My first thought.

penthesilea: [all those pics I was going to look up]


Someone needs to send these to the good Reverend Biker-Church.
 
2012-02-24 09:47:11 PM
Get that farkin' baby out of the way so I can see GD's goodies!
 
2012-02-24 09:58:47 PM
Good grief, back when I was a kid one of the neighbor ladies in our church would flop that breakfast buffet out and pop it in her kid's mouth sittin' on the fourth row.pew. Southern Baptist, no less. The only comment was some people had trouble hearing because the kids (5 of them in all) sounded a little like a hog eatin' slop..
 
2012-02-24 10:03:48 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: How does this asshole think Mary fed Jesus when he was a tiny baby?

She just gave him a glass of water and let him do the rest



*snerk!*
 
2012-02-24 10:04:37 PM
Sounds like this pastor frequents some pretty lame strip clubs.
 
2012-02-24 10:05:15 PM

djkutch: Yeah, but isn't that Catholic or Eastern Orthodox imagery? Both are cults.


Actually, everything that splintered off of Roman Catholicism is considered a cult. Greek Orthodox was the first one to split.

Any man that gets turned on by a woman nursing, really has mommy issues. Sexy Oedipus type issues.
 
2012-02-24 10:18:04 PM
I think some of this might depend on when and where she was breastfeeding. In the middle of a service on Sunday morning? The Thursday evening bible study? Next to the casket during a viewing?
Or was she maybe in an otherwise unoccupied room and somebody walked past and noticed?
 
2012-02-24 10:22:15 PM

Slives: I think some of this might depend on when and where she was breastfeeding. In the middle of a service on Sunday morning? The Thursday evening bible study? Next to the casket during a viewing?
Or was she maybe in an otherwise unoccupied room and somebody walked past and noticed?


It shouldn't matter dumbass.
 
2012-02-24 10:37:23 PM

AbbeySomeone: Slives: I think some of this might depend on when and where she was breastfeeding. In the middle of a service on Sunday morning? The Thursday evening bible study? Next to the casket during a viewing?
Or was she maybe in an otherwise unoccupied room and somebody walked past and noticed?

It shouldn't matter dumbass.


Exactly.

Any locals in Farkland know the name of the church?
 
2012-02-24 10:52:24 PM

Dufus: Good grief, back when I was a kid one of the neighbor ladies in our church would flop that breakfast buffet out and pop it in her kid's mouth sittin' on the fourth row.pew. Southern Baptist, no less. The only comment was some people had trouble hearing because the kids (5 of them in all) sounded a little like a hog eatin' slop..


OMG... did we go to the same church! Do you remember a little red headed girl who was the granddaughter of the weird minister that always stared at the breast feeding women in his congregation?
 
2012-02-24 11:00:05 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: How does this asshole think Mary fed Jesus when he was a tiny baby?

She just gave him a glass of water and let him do the rest


She let baby Jesus drink wine?
 
2012-02-24 11:00:41 PM
I realize a woman has the right to breastfeed her younguns, but does she really feel the need to whip out a titty during church service? Sounds more like an AW than anything else. Take it outside, lady.
 
2012-02-24 11:04:17 PM
That pastor goes to some pretty boring stripclubs.
 
2012-02-24 11:05:02 PM

Bazinga In My Pants: I realize a woman has the right to breastfeed her younguns, but does she really feel the need to whip out a titty during church service? Sounds more like an AW than anything else. Take it outside, lady.


This issue could be easily be prevented by not attending church service in the first place.
 
2012-02-24 11:06:32 PM

Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: How does this asshole think Mary fed Jesus when he was a tiny baby?

She just gave him a glass of water and let him do the rest

She let baby Jesus drink wine?


Water to wine. Milk to beer. Matzoh to pizza...

/the kid was a handful
 
2012-02-24 11:09:55 PM
I don't get it. He says she's the stripper, but he's the one begging for dollar bills.
 
2012-02-24 11:39:06 PM
I have tried to see titty when a woman is breastfeeding. No dice. Even if you do, it's not something that lends itself towards "erotic" unless you are seriously farked up. Unless she was waving them in a figure 8 to get milk flowing, there's no way this was comparable to a stripper performing.

My mother used to sell breastfeeding shirts she made by hand before they were sold in stores, but she stopped when the pregnancy boutiques picked them up. Don't they sell those anymore? It's like a shirt with a boob tent for the baby to sneak in.
 
2012-02-24 11:56:36 PM
Back when I was a kid and went to Mass, our priest used to talk during the homilies about how he thought brestfeeding was the most beautiful act a woman could do. He brought it up multiple times.

Always creeped me out.
 
2012-02-25 12:03:57 AM
Stupid is as stupid does...
 
2012-02-25 12:06:41 AM

GreenAdder: I don't get it. He says she's the stripper, but he's the one begging for dollar bills.


Zing!
 
2012-02-25 12:08:43 AM

GreenAdder: I don't get it. He says she's the stripper, but he's the one begging for dollar bills.


Winner
 
2012-02-25 12:08:48 AM
They are farking baby bottles. Are and always have been. Deal with it. If you are offended or aroused by a baby nursing, you are a farking perv
 
2012-02-25 12:08:53 AM

GreenAdder: I don't get it. He says she's the stripper, but he's the one begging for dollar bills.


zing!
 
2012-02-25 12:09:55 AM

AbbeySomeone: Slives: I think some of this might depend on when and where she was breastfeeding. In the middle of a service on Sunday morning? The Thursday evening bible study? Next to the casket during a viewing?
Or was she maybe in an otherwise unoccupied room and somebody walked past and noticed?

It shouldn't matter dumbass.


Actually, it should. My sister breastfed all five of hers at most Sunday services and nobody blinked an eye; so I can only assume if this wench did something that someone could notice she had to be doing it pretty flamboyantly and openly. While there is nothing wrong with a woman breastfeeding in public, if she's doing it in such a way that people can comment on it, then maybe she needs to adjust her technique.
 
2012-02-25 12:10:00 AM
Was at a wedding recently in NJ where there were 8"x11" signs in the church near all the exits reminding the women in the congregation to dress modestly because if they don't, it's an affront to god.
 
2012-02-25 12:10:49 AM
This sounds like a job for LA LECHE LEAGUE!
 
2012-02-25 12:10:56 AM
breastfeeding is one thing.

shooting a mean stream from the 3rd pew onto the pastors
forehead while booming "hallejuah", that's worthy of mention.
 
2012-02-25 12:11:04 AM

Bazinga In My Pants: I realize a woman has the right to breastfeed her younguns, but does she really feel the need to whip out a titty during church service? Sounds more like an AW than anything else. Take it outside, lady.


Or cover it up. That is all I ask.

/If I cant openly suck on a tit in public, no one can.
 
2012-02-25 12:11:15 AM

Bathia_Mapes: How does this asshole think Mary fed Jesus when he was a tiny baby?


She wore 6 inch heels?
 
2012-02-25 12:11:56 AM
Sounds like me and this preacher got the same type in weird strip clubs
 
2012-02-25 12:12:26 AM
l.yimg.com
 
2012-02-25 12:12:58 AM

Gyrfalcon: AbbeySomeone: Slives: I think some of this might depend on when and where she was breastfeeding. In the middle of a service on Sunday morning? The Thursday evening bible study? Next to the casket during a viewing?
Or was she maybe in an otherwise unoccupied room and somebody walked past and noticed?

It shouldn't matter dumbass.

Actually, it should. My sister breastfed all five of hers at most Sunday services and nobody blinked an eye; so I can only assume if this wench did something that someone could notice she had to be doing it pretty flamboyantly and openly. While there is nothing wrong with a woman breastfeeding in public, if she's doing it in such a way that people can comment on it, then maybe she needs to adjust her technique.


Ahh, so because your sister breastfed her kids during church and didn't get any flak for it, that automatically means this mom *must* have been doing something "flamboyantly"? How does one breastfeed flamboyantly anyway? Is there a protocol for that? Does the mother whip it out and fling it around, maybe hitting the person sitting next to her in the face with it?

She doesn't need to adjust her *technique*, other people need to get over themselves. It's a baby. Eating. What the fark is offensive about that?
 
2012-02-25 12:14:13 AM

Bazinga In My Pants: I realize a woman has the right to breastfeed her younguns, but does she really feel the need to whip out a titty during church service? Sounds more like an AW than anything else. Take it outside, lady.


I agree -- nobody is forced to remain seated and motionless during a church service, which is usually no longer than an hour in any case. If you have something you need to do which might be disruptive to those around you, you can take it outside. Bleating "but it's natural!" doesn't really excuse anything. Taking a piss is natural, but you can't be doing that in the pews either.

I once read of a young Muslim's defending his religion's sex- segregation during prayers by saying that it wasn't conducive to holiness to be staring at a woman's backside while worshipping Allah. He had a point. Breasts, whatever their usefulness to babies, are also of sexual interest to men. Those who deny or ridicule this plain fact are trying to drive nature out with a pitchfork (as usual) and score some cheap anti- Christian points in the process.
 
2012-02-25 12:16:26 AM

AbbeySomeone: Slives: I think some of this might depend on when and where she was breastfeeding. In the middle of a service on Sunday morning? The Thursday evening bible study? Next to the casket during a viewing?
Or was she maybe in an otherwise unoccupied room and somebody walked past and noticed?

It shouldn't matter dumbass.


Bazinga In My Pants: I realize a woman has the right to breastfeed her younguns, but does she really feel the need to whip out a titty during church service? Sounds more like an AW than anything else. Take it outside, lady.


While I agree, yes, women clearly need to feed their infants, and yes, they should be able to do so in a discrete fashion wherever needed... How long is church? One hour, once a week? She couldn't handle it before or after? Or step out to another part of the church?

Not taking sides here, but really.
 
2012-02-25 12:16:43 AM

Gyrfalcon: AbbeySomeone: Slives: I think some of this might depend on when and where she was breastfeeding. In the middle of a service on Sunday morning? The Thursday evening bible study? Next to the casket during a viewing?
Or was she maybe in an otherwise unoccupied room and somebody walked past and noticed?

It shouldn't matter dumbass.

Actually, it should. My sister breastfed all five of hers at most Sunday services and nobody blinked an eye; so I can only assume if this wench did something that someone could notice she had to be doing it pretty flamboyantly and openly. While there is nothing wrong with a woman breastfeeding in public, if she's doing it in such a way that people can comment on it, then maybe she needs to adjust her technique.


I like this side of your breast.
 
2012-02-25 12:16:49 AM

alltandubh: Bazinga In My Pants: I realize a woman has the right to breastfeed her younguns, but does she really feel the need to whip out a titty during church service? Sounds more like an AW than anything else. Take it outside, lady.

I agree -- nobody is forced to remain seated and motionless during a church service, which is usually no longer than an hour in any case. If you have something you need to do which might be disruptive to those around you, you can take it outside. Bleating "but it's natural!" doesn't really excuse anything. Taking a piss is natural, but you can't be doing that in the pews either.

I once read of a young Muslim's defending his religion's sex- segregation during prayers by saying that it wasn't conducive to holiness to be staring at a woman's backside while worshipping Allah. He had a point. Breasts, whatever their usefulness to babies, are also of sexual interest to men. Those who deny or ridicule this plain fact are trying to drive nature out with a pitchfork (as usual) and score some cheap anti- Christian points in the process.


After a woman gives birth, her breasts lose a lot of their sexual appeal, in my opinion.
 
2012-02-25 12:17:05 AM
45 states have laws that make it legal to breastfeed in ANY public or private place. Others, including Minnesota-- but I'm not sure where else--make it illegal to prevent a woman from breastfeeding anyplace where a woman and baby would otherwise both be legally allowed to be.

/Good policy
 
2012-02-25 12:17:17 AM

Bathia_Mapes: How does this asshole think Mary fed Jesus when he was a tiny baby?


If he thinks she didn't do it in the synagogue, he'd be right.
 
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