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(The Middletown Press)   Connecticut school teacher sent naked cell phone pictures of herself to male student. With mugshaaaaaawwww, no one wants to see that   (middletownpress.com) divider line 61
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-02-24 08:53:10 PM
All I see is her head. She looks thin so she could still be hot below the neck at 39.
 
2012-02-24 09:05:50 PM
She looks like the female shapeshifter from DS9 with her hair down.
 
2012-02-24 09:38:52 PM
I'd fark her.

I'd fark her without a condom as well.
 
2012-02-24 09:49:55 PM
I dunno...

/I bet she has sharp knees
 
2012-02-24 09:51:05 PM
meh, she's not as bad as the mom who's son ratted her out yesterday.
 
2012-02-24 09:53:55 PM
I'm sure when she puts her teeth in she looks a lot better.
 
2012-02-24 10:38:51 PM
SilentStrider: meh, she's not as bad as the mom who's son ratted her out yesterday.

Yeah. I'm still damaged from that. Please, someone hold me, please. The scary woman-thing hurt my brain.
 
2012-02-24 11:39:00 PM
Right there, baby.
 
2012-02-24 11:40:24 PM
Cripes.
 
2012-02-24 11:41:18 PM
she's 4 strong drinks away from being hot
 
2012-02-24 11:42:00 PM
she looks methy.
 
2012-02-24 11:43:45 PM
I do...I'll take a look
 
2012-02-24 11:44:06 PM
Voldemort!
 
2012-02-24 11:45:51 PM
GGracie: SilentStrider: meh, she's not as bad as the mom who's son ratted her out yesterday.

Yeah. I'm still damaged from that. Please, someone hold me, please. The scary woman-thing hurt my brain.


Link?
 
2012-02-24 11:46:20 PM
I agree with DerekSD. Meth for sure.
 
2012-02-24 11:47:42 PM
I don't feel tardy.

/but she might
 
2012-02-24 11:50:57 PM
HaywoodJablonski: GGracie: SilentStrider: meh, she's not as bad as the mom who's son ratted her out yesterday.

Yeah. I'm still damaged from that. Please, someone hold me, please. The scary woman-thing hurt my brain.

Link?


You don't want it, really. But if you are really interested, look at the philly.com link from late last night.
 
2012-02-24 11:51:31 PM
oh Fark... how I love you
 
2012-02-24 11:51:31 PM
1) She's a Special Ed teacher so to the tard she banged she's like an 8 on the scale of 1 to Apple.

2) Probably be the only time Special Eddy gets laid in his life.

I don't see a problem here.
 
zez
2012-02-24 11:52:05 PM
She was good on Benson

letslooksideways.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-02-24 11:52:52 PM
Sock Ruh Tease: Right there, baby.

Oh, damn you.
 
2012-02-24 11:52:52 PM
I had occasion to spend after hours with a few of my teachers during my middle and high school years.

After all this modern crop came forth my mom asked me if anything had happened.

I had to point out "I wish".

I had a few hot teachers.
 
2012-02-24 11:52:59 PM
She needs more than 7 bangs.

Talkin' about the hair, people. Hate that greased up and separated look.
 
2012-02-24 11:53:15 PM
She brought him a sandwich, got him out of legal trouble, gave him money, bought him clothes and a cell phone and farked him too. This lady is a keeper.
 
2012-02-24 11:54:56 PM
Is this the thread where we debate hotness, woman-man student sex, call out subbie, etc.? If so, I am leaving.
 
2012-02-24 11:55:06 PM
chookbillion: HaywoodJablonski: GGracie: SilentStrider: meh, she's not as bad as the mom who's son ratted her out yesterday.

Yeah. I'm still damaged from that. Please, someone hold me, please. The scary woman-thing hurt my brain.

Link?

You don't want it, really. But if you are really interested, look at the philly.com link from late last night.


We beg you not too, she is the one woman all of us agree is hideous.
 
2012-02-24 11:55:56 PM
I'm 42. She's 39. I aint having sex again. This is why
 
2012-02-24 11:57:07 PM
RexTalionis: She looks like the female shapeshifter from DS9 with her hair down.

Changeling you solid!

images.wikia.com
But yeah
 
2012-02-24 11:57:45 PM
WTF is it with teachers these days?!

/Remembers good teachers like Mrs. Matheson the history teacher who never missed a parent-teacher night even though her car was vandalized by students almost every time.
 
2012-02-24 11:58:46 PM
Naked pictures =/= picture of a naked person.
 
2012-02-24 11:59:15 PM
Why, for Fark's Sake, do these teachers keep doing this? If they want to get laid, I can understand the 'naughty' factor of boning a student. But, seriously, why leave a trail? No texting, no pictures, no witnesses. When I was a teacher that's what I di...I mean that's what I heard others did.
 
2012-02-25 12:00:35 AM
I'd do it tard-style.
 
2012-02-25 12:00:51 AM
If the staff expected something weird was going on why wouldn't they look into it sooner ?
 
2012-02-25 12:04:05 AM
zez: She was good on Benson
Soap.

letslooksideways.files.wordpress.com


You heathen.

// GREAT cans on that one
// her, 99, and Jessica Rabbit kick-started puberty for me
 
2012-02-25 12:05:48 AM
rappy: If the staff expected something weird was going on why wouldn't they look into it sooner ?

Because

splodinator.com
 
zez
2012-02-25 12:10:54 AM
Dr Dreidel: zez: She was good on Benson
Soap.

[letslooksideways.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]

You heathen.

// GREAT cans on that one
// her, 99, and Jessica Rabbit kick-started puberty for me


I started my post with SOAP, but since the picture was named Benson I went with that.
 
2012-02-25 12:28:52 AM
SilentStrider: meh, she's not as bad as the mom who's son ratted her out yesterday.

*shudder* that was bad
This one is eye bleach compared to that one

//nasty nasty bleach
/ HUGE upgrade from the manbeast
 
2012-02-25 12:29:19 AM
A special ed teacher send naked pics of herself to her male student.

Awww, those are iddy biddies only a retard could love.
 
2012-02-25 12:30:25 AM
I see they let Carrie Fisher out of the asylum again.
 
2012-02-25 12:31:44 AM
I wonder if she ever had 6potato with him?
 
2012-02-25 12:48:54 AM
i780.photobucket.com
wsmv.images.worldnow.com
 
2012-02-25 01:14:16 AM
Sexual Assault? Really?
 
2012-02-25 01:14:43 AM
FTA: The victim blah blah blah THE VICTIM blah blah blah THE VICTIM!!!!

Not to diminish the inappropriateness of this hag's actions, but from the article, the kid sounds like kind of a shiat.

...that aside, is the word "underpants" very common? Panties, underwear, lingerie...all those other choices, and they went with "underpants"?
 
2012-02-25 01:56:36 AM
teeny: FTA: The victim blah blah blah THE VICTIM blah blah blah THE VICTIM!!!!

Not to diminish the inappropriateness of this hag's actions, but from the article, the kid sounds like kind of a shiat.

...that aside, is the word "underpants" very common? Panties, underwear, lingerie...all those other choices, and they went with "underpants"?


I never use any of those other words you wrote. Underpants is a very common word, when speaking about underpants. Of course, if you want to get fancy, you can always say "underpantaloons".
 
2012-02-25 01:57:27 AM
Oh crap, there's always "undies", too.
 
2012-02-25 02:32:07 AM
Dr Dreidel: her, 99, and Jessica Rabbit kick-started puberty for me

99------------------1965-1970
Jessica Tate------1977-1981
Jessica Rabbit---1988

that's a monstrous long puberty, your forearm must be huge
 
2012-02-25 02:35:13 AM
I read somewhere that they've got this new thing out that they call "shampoo". I guess she never heard of it.
 
2012-02-25 03:44:25 AM
The only way they could have lighted this mugshot worse was to make her hold a flashlight under her chin with the lights out. She might clean up well.
 
2012-02-25 04:25:28 AM
Riff Randall- Rock 'n Roller. Looks like an elder P.J. Soles to me.
 
2012-02-25 07:23:20 AM
Jeebus you all act like every woman in a mug shot is supposed to look like Miss America. Yes her face looks like Spud from Trainspotting, but she might have been crying and it's not the best of circumstances.

Besides if she is in pretty good shape then it's good to go. If she's claiming to be in love with the kid then you could bet she was doing whatever it took to make the sex great.
 
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