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(CBS Charlotte)   Three men participate in fraudulent hand job for insurance money. Hand still solo. Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker unavailable for comment   (charlotte.cbslocal.com) divider line 42
    More: Dumbass, handjob, Sumter County, insurance fraud  
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2012-02-24 02:26:36 PM
I really hope they nail these guys in court
 
2012-02-24 02:28:41 PM
what a knucklehead.
 
2012-02-24 02:29:01 PM
NO HAPPY ENDING FOR YOU!
 
2012-02-24 02:31:27 PM
All these guys looking for a free handout!! Gah!
 
2012-02-24 02:32:04 PM
I hope that guy spends the rest of his life tortured by the ticking of the clocks
 
2012-02-24 02:32:40 PM

rouxkitty: All these guys looking for a free handout!! Gah!


It's not that hard to grasp, this government will aid them.
 
2012-02-24 02:34:06 PM
A hand cut off by a pole saw has always been worth two hands in the bush...or something.
 
2012-02-24 02:34:24 PM
His new favorite porno:

i39.tinypic.com
 
2012-02-24 02:36:14 PM

frenchcheesemuseum: rouxkitty: All these guys looking for a free handout!! Gah!

It's not that hard to grasp, this government will aid them.


Three hots and a cot, matching outfits, all the medical and dental services they need! Sounds like a thumbs up opportunity!!
 
2012-02-24 02:44:47 PM
This thing has more votes than clicks.

I SMELL A RAT
 
2012-02-24 02:49:58 PM

make me some tea: This thing has more votes than clicks.

I SMELL A RAT


I hope you don't finger one of us...
 
2012-02-24 02:50:28 PM
Warning: comments section contains overload of corny hand-related jokes.
 
2012-02-24 02:53:22 PM
it could have been a ham-fisted mistake. Innocent until proven guilty.
 
2012-02-24 02:54:54 PM
i hope no one greases the judges palm to get these guys off.
 
2012-02-24 02:55:32 PM

sweetmelissa31: Warning: comments section contains overload of corny hand-related jokes.


i586.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-24 02:57:40 PM
It might not be so bad. He can pretty much go to any palm reader in the world now for just the cost of shipping.
 
2012-02-24 03:03:03 PM
Dammit. Spentmiles is back on TF. Dammit dammit dammit.
 
2012-02-24 03:05:14 PM

spentmiles: It might not be so bad. He can pretty much go to any palm reader in the world now for just the cost of shipping.


Half price even!
 
2012-02-24 04:06:34 PM

make me some tea: Dammit. Spentmiles is back on TF. Dammit dammit dammit.


I thought he was banned after the last Virginia Tech shooting.
 
2012-02-24 05:28:17 PM

Smokey the Bare: make me some tea: Dammit. Spentmiles is back on TF. Dammit dammit dammit.

I thought he was banned after the last Virginia Tech shooting.


he got banned for that? I actually found that funny
 
2012-02-24 05:42:20 PM

Smokey the Bare: make me some tea: Dammit. Spentmiles is back on TF. Dammit dammit dammit.

I thought he was banned after the last Virginia Tech shooting.


Time for another shooting?
 
2012-02-24 07:37:19 PM
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I thought Luke was Hands solo.
 
2012-02-24 07:59:42 PM
So the Huffington Post will have some space to fill?
 
2012-02-24 08:00:30 PM
Who shot first?

/dnrtfa
 
2012-02-24 08:06:11 PM
He should have got the bellhop to do it.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-24 08:13:21 PM

Darth_Lukecash: I thought Luke was Hands solo.


Christ, why have I never thought of that joke.
 
2012-02-24 08:13:33 PM
Those guys are worse than Brady Quinn at screwing up a handoff.
 
2012-02-24 08:14:45 PM
More like Darth Bater and Luke Skywanker
 
2012-02-24 08:19:40 PM

Darth_Lukecash: I thought Luke was Hands solo.


You're thinking of Cool Hand Luke. The one he cut off is room temperature.
 
2012-02-24 08:24:47 PM
www.forkparty.com
 
2012-02-24 08:37:59 PM
cdn.theatlantic.com
Is on the case.

/I'd give her my winter's bone
//if you catch my drift
 
2012-02-24 08:45:10 PM
I hope the judge looks him in the eye and says, "You are singlehandedly the most stupid criminal I've ever seen in my courtroom."
 
2012-02-24 08:48:18 PM
How about a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me.
 
2012-02-24 08:53:27 PM

belhade: How about a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me.


it's not fair! My friend gave up his hand!
 
2012-02-24 08:56:56 PM
Skrewewe, I laugh my ass off every time I see that.
 
2012-02-24 08:58:09 PM

belhade: How about a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me.


There are ways.
 
2012-02-24 09:14:16 PM
a 2008 incident in Sumter County where a man's had was cut off with a pole saw.

So what does insurance pay for loss of a had these days?
 
2012-02-24 09:50:14 PM
He wont be doing that a third time.
 
2012-02-24 10:17:26 PM
A money-making scheme in the works...

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/obscure enough?
 
2012-02-24 10:43:36 PM

cxjohn: "You are singlehandedly the most stupid criminal I've ever seen in my courtroom."


OMG winner
 
2012-02-24 11:59:32 PM

rouxkitty: frenchcheesemuseum: rouxkitty: All these guys looking for a free handout!! Gah!

It's not that hard to grasp, this government will aid them.

Three hots and a cot, matching outfits, all the medical and dental services they need! Sounds like a thumbs thumb up opportunity!!


FTFY
 
2012-02-25 03:34:46 AM
Fraudulent Hand Job sounds like an awesome FARK name.
 
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