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(YouTube)   The most amazing Youtube rant, brought to you buy some dude who needs more hotpockets   (youtube.com) divider line 106
    More: Misc, day one, francis, DLC, rants, Skyrim  
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8381 clicks; posted to Video » on 24 Feb 2012 at 3:05 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-02-24 02:21:41 PM  
One of my favorite all time Farkers of all time. Haven't talked to him in awhile, gonna have do that. Thanks, subby.
 
2012-02-24 02:23:45 PM  
/of all time
 
2012-02-24 02:23:46 PM  
That lisp sound fake and forced. Lame.
 
2012-02-24 02:26:30 PM  

Karmacidal: One of my favorite all time Farkers of all time. Haven't talked to him in awhile, gonna have do that. Thanks, subby.


What's his handle?
/he asked genuinely for the first time
 
2012-02-24 02:29:21 PM  
Oh, and yeah, EA is like a goddamned vampire sucking the lifeblood from Bioware. Just pushing all this ridiculous commercialization into everything they do. This misstep on their part was enough to make TotalBiscuit announce a boycott of the game, just a few weeks after an absolutely GLOWING review of the demo.

Oh, by the way, Bioware needs to fire every single writer they hired after ME1 was completed. Every single one.
 
2012-02-24 02:32:19 PM  
BUT, I don't know why he's complaining about Collector's Edition containing "shiat you don't need" while he has the CE Skyrim map on the wall behind him.

/I'm pretty sure that's what that is
 
2012-02-24 02:47:29 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-24 02:49:07 PM  
I just assume all of you video gamer types look like this.
 
2012-02-24 02:57:41 PM  
cdn2.screenjunkies.com

/hot
//poooockets...
 
2012-02-24 03:08:49 PM  
That guy gives me an idea for a business, a store where you can trade in your sleep apnea machine for video games.
 
2012-02-24 03:09:45 PM  
Cartman?
 
2012-02-24 03:10:33 PM  
From now on every time I read one of you Farkers say you're a gamer, I'm going to think of this guy.
 
2012-02-24 03:14:09 PM  
I think he ate Lewis Black.
 
2012-02-24 03:14:23 PM  
goodcomics.comicbookresources.com

The body.

The facial hair.

The speech impediment.

The subject matter.

This is all a very elaborate parody, right?
 
2012-02-24 03:16:45 PM  
something tells me that isn't diet soda.
 
2012-02-24 03:16:57 PM  
Used to be we'd get a NSFW language warning. Second video of the day without.3

Oh, and

www.thumbactive.co.uk
 
2012-02-24 03:21:58 PM  
man, I started that thinking it was just another sad tale of a youth misspent that led to sad life being a fat dude in front of a gaming computer. But that was actually pretty amusing and, unless I'm mistaken, scripted, which would mean pretty well acted as well.
 
2012-02-24 03:26:14 PM  
photos.imageevent.com
 
2012-02-24 03:29:03 PM  
Which is why you wait to buy the game until after the complete edition comes out and the entire thing is on sale on Steam for $5-10.
 
2012-02-24 03:31:02 PM  
This guys is obnoxious and not funny. Yes, I realize he's just faking this, but it's obnoxious. I clicked the link but when I realized it was this dude, I just closed the window.
 
2012-02-24 03:34:09 PM  
At least he stays hydrated.
 
2012-02-24 03:37:15 PM  
It's hard to pick up on the lisp in the original Hutt language.
 
2012-02-24 03:37:38 PM  
Last time we got this turd dropped into our punch bowl it was dogged out for numerous (correct) reasons. He had a little white knighting club that actually had some decent arguments to counter the suggestions that:

He isn't funny
He is lame
He's fat
He's not parodying being fat, he's farking fat

I'm sure they'll come in later to explain why he is funny, and how being fat was something besides being lazy and eating fridges whole as snacks. Like he trained to be a ginormous tool and not just lazed into it. And yea...that lisp is fake, so when he stops being discourteous to people with speech impediments, I'll stop commenting on his fat.

/he's fat
 
2012-02-24 03:38:15 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: Yes, I realize he's just faking this


Really though, how much of it is fake, he is a fat dorky guy who obviously plays too many video games pretending to be a fat dorky guy who obviously plays too many video games...with a speech problem.
 
2012-02-24 03:40:45 PM  
Francis is awesome. I love his Warcraft rants.
 
2012-02-24 03:42:09 PM  

kingoomieiii: BUT, I don't know why he's complaining about Collector's Edition containing "shiat you don't need" while he has the CE Skyrim map on the wall behind him.

/I'm pretty sure that's what that is


Looking at the picture BluesX posted it's Norrath from Everquest

photos.imageevent.com

/nerd
 
2012-02-24 03:42:30 PM  
 
2012-02-24 03:45:01 PM  

rudemix: He's not parodying being fat, he's farking fat


Actually its a fat-suit.
 
2012-02-24 03:45:40 PM  
Also, I think he is wrong about Mario, I watched the movie, and he was from New York.
 
2012-02-24 03:48:56 PM  
Him blowing his load at the end was a nice touch.
 
2012-02-24 03:50:41 PM  
So, he has no problem with corporations farking him over with their pathetic attempts to shut down the second-hand game market (he considers that "respectable") yet he shops at Game Stop, a store that owes its existence to the second-hand game market? This guy should love Steam! I doubt he would even feel the probe being inserted.
 
2012-02-24 03:52:26 PM  
If he's worried about the cost and the fact that he has to install their crapware so they can track his playing habits, he should discover torrents. Both problems solved.

I would never do that, but ya know... some people might.
 
2012-02-24 03:54:19 PM  
His Youtube channel is Boogie2988, "Francis" is just one of the characters that he does, "Jessy" the redneck is one of his others.

He did a cinnamon challenge video that was actually funny. really fat guy tries the cinnamon challenge (new window)
 
2012-02-24 04:02:38 PM  

John Nash: Looking at the picture BluesX posted it's Norrath from Everquest


It's a different poster in this video. This one-

tdwgeeks.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-02-24 04:13:16 PM  

Hohlraum: Which is why you wait to buy the game until after the complete edition comes out and the entire thing is on sale on Steam for $5-10.


Yeah this. By the time it's $10, all the patches have been released, all the DLC has been released and user mods/maps are out.
 
2012-02-24 04:25:59 PM  

Unoriginal_Username: Yeah this. By the time it's $10, all the patches have been released, all the DLC has been released and user mods/maps are out.


I can't wait until Steam goes out of business. They promise, if it happens, that they will mail out hard copies of every virtual game they have sold (upon request). After they go out of business. And people believe this.
 
2012-02-24 04:27:51 PM  
i have to say i kinda like this guy - the hand gestures the voice

the dude is the awsome "look what you made me do... "
 
2012-02-24 04:29:54 PM  
www.motifake.com
 
2012-02-24 04:42:35 PM  
I wanna see what happens when he buttons that top button.
 
2012-02-24 05:00:19 PM  
What I would like to know is why taxpayers have to fund this giant load??? Disability??? Are you kidding me??? If you can play video games all day and make youtube videos then I'm sure there is something you could do on a computer to support your own ass....

pathetic....
 
2012-02-24 05:00:56 PM  

boobsrgood: Unoriginal_Username: Yeah this. By the time it's $10, all the patches have been released, all the DLC has been released and user mods/maps are out.

I can't wait until Steam goes out of business. They promise, if it happens, that they will mail out hard copies of every virtual game they have sold (upon request). After they go out of business. And people believe this.


I don't understand why people seem to be against companies like Steam. They make it easy for people to find and purchase games, including a lot of games that from smaller developers that otherwies may not have gotten out. They make it easy to manage a library, plus you can have the service installed on multiple computers.

If it's that people would rather have a hard copy of games, there is nothing stopping them from going to a store and buying them, or getting them online. Is it DRM stuff? I'm not sure about that argument either. I can play the majority of the games I own offline easily.
The program only installs the games I want locally, and I can remove/install when I want.

So here's hoping that they stay in business for a while.
 
2012-02-24 05:07:51 PM  
I know there's many reasons to be on "disability", but being FAT should not be one of them.
 
2012-02-24 05:35:31 PM  

turnerdude69: What I would like to know is why taxpayers have to fund this giant load??? Disability??? Are you kidding me??? If you can play video games all day and make youtube videos then I'm sure there is something you could do on a computer to support your own ass....

pathetic....


solokumba: I know there's many reasons to be on "disability", but being FAT should not be one of them.


AGAIN...this is one of his characters...he is not on disability, he does Youtube videos (he has almost 100K subs) and owns a gaming retail store as his income sources.

Look at his Youtube channel and you will see his out of character videos.
 
2012-02-24 05:37:28 PM  

kingoomieiii: John Nash: Looking at the picture BluesX posted it's Norrath from Everquest

It's a different poster in this video. This one-

[tdwgeeks.files.wordpress.com image 500x367]


Ah yes. That screencap must be from an earlier review.
 
2012-02-24 05:38:28 PM  
www.forteforums.com
 
2012-02-24 05:50:13 PM  

Beerguy: turnerdude69: What I would like to know is why taxpayers have to fund this giant load??? Disability??? Are you kidding me??? If you can play video games all day and make youtube videos then I'm sure there is something you could do on a computer to support your own ass....

pathetic....

solokumba: I know there's many reasons to be on "disability", but being FAT should not be one of them.

AGAIN...this is one of his characters...he is not on disability, he does Youtube videos (he has almost 100K subs) and owns a gaming retail store as his income sources.

Look at his Youtube channel and you will see his out of character videos.




but it still sucks that he is on the disability - why he have to take our money?
 
2012-02-24 05:51:10 PM  
pic100.picturetrail.com
pic100.picturetrail.com
pic100.picturetrail.com

That made me raff.
 
2012-02-24 05:52:41 PM  

Beerguy: turnerdude69: What I would like to know is why taxpayers have to fund this giant load??? Disability??? Are you kidding me??? If you can play video games all day and make youtube videos then I'm sure there is something you could do on a computer to support your own ass....

pathetic....

solokumba: I know there's many reasons to be on "disability", but being FAT should not be one of them.

AGAIN...this is one of his characters...he is not on disability, he does Youtube videos (he has almost 100K subs) and owns a gaming retail store as his income sources.

Look at his Youtube channel and you will see his out of character videos.


Ahhh....Ok then...I was not aware of his schtick....Thank you .....
 
2012-02-24 05:54:12 PM  

boobsrgood: I can't wait until Steam goes out of business. They promise, if it happens, that they will mail out hard copies of every virtual game they have sold (upon request). After they go out of business. And people believe this.


What's your malfunction with Steam? In the beginning, it was a royal pain in the ass, but now that they allow an offline mode, I don't get the hate. I love to be able to travel anywhere, download the Steam client, download my content, and play my games, then I delete everything and move on to wherever I want to go next. Are you angry because you didn't come up with the idea. I hate Apple, but I don't want them "to go out of business", because that means a lot of people will be farked.
 
2012-02-24 05:55:50 PM  
I actually LOL'd at the drink smash. Nice punctuation. Plus, he's not wrong about day one content DLC. If it was just vanity crap that would be one thing, but it's not. I guess this is why I wait until these games are $5-10 on Steam for a GOTY edition.
 
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