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(New York Daily News)   You're not going to believe this but Paris Hilton's new single "Drunk Text" and the accompanying video may possibly be the worst thing in the entire history of ever (w/video)   (nydailynews.com) divider line 119
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2012-02-24 01:54:11 PM
To her credit, at least she didn't try to sing in this one.
 
2012-02-24 01:59:30 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com

No seriously, that was unbearable.
 
2012-02-24 01:59:58 PM
I'm waiting for her cover of "That Smell"
 
2012-02-24 02:16:14 PM
I watched the video. I'm not sure I get it. What's the joke?
 
2012-02-24 02:19:50 PM
I thought she was just an AW...she "sings" too? Since when?

It seems like the halcyon days of her green video were just yesterday...
 
2012-02-24 02:36:28 PM
Paris Hilton's "Stars Are Blind" hit #18 on the charts in July 8, 2006. Higher than KT Tunstall's "Black Horse and the Cherry Tree" (#30 at that point, peaked at #20), Anna Nalick's "2 AM" (#51, peaked at #45), and Keane's "Is It Any Wonder?" (#82, peaked at #78).

Do we need more proof mainstream America has had shiatty taste in music for the past 10 years?
 
2012-02-24 02:40:35 PM

TheOmni: I watched the video. I'm not sure I get it. What's the joke?


That IS the joke.

Seriously; if she was 16 (and a little stupid) those would be normal thoughts. What happened to this woman's mind?
 
2012-02-24 03:10:07 PM
I'm not sure who's more of a failure -- Paris Hilton for recording it, or all those people who are going to hate it so much that they will first click the link and then click the launcher to watch it.
 
2012-02-24 03:29:29 PM
That was just awful.
 
2012-02-24 03:41:21 PM
It doesn't conform to my tastes and I wouldn't ever buy it, but really there's not much going on there that hasn't happened a dozen times before.

Warm Leatherette comes immediately to mind.

I think when people bag on this I'm going to picture Hans Moleman and Abe Simpson talking about onion belts.
 
2012-02-24 03:47:53 PM
That's the worst thing I've ever seen in the history of ever.
 
2012-02-24 03:55:06 PM
It's like if William Shatner was a talentless slut.
 
2012-02-24 04:52:28 PM
........How is this different from any other pop music out there?
 
2012-02-24 04:57:36 PM
It turned me into a newt!
 
2012-02-24 04:57:51 PM
I'm not going to click the link, I can imagine how horrible it is and it's hard enough just doing that.
 
2012-02-24 04:58:58 PM
interesting. i didn't realize that both paris hilton and perez hilton were both still around. good for them.
 
2012-02-24 04:59:20 PM

Godscrack: ........How is this different from any other pop music out there?


It's bad.
 
2012-02-24 04:59:32 PM

fatalvenom: I'm not going to click the link, I can imagine how horrible it is and it's hard enough just doing that.


Same here. I'm not that much of a masochist.
 
2012-02-24 05:02:12 PM
Why are Paris Hilton threads still going green? She's so over.
 
2012-02-24 05:03:06 PM
did anyone else get this vibe (new window) from suffering through that?

/at least Lonely Island was supposed to be a joke song
//unless.....she's beyond satire and and is mocking the mocking
///my god - it's become self aware
 
2012-02-24 05:03:22 PM
What dumbass thought this was a good enough idea to spend money on it?
 
2012-02-24 05:04:40 PM

missmez: Why are Paris Hilton threads still going green? She's so over.


Fark loves an AW like a fat boy loves cake
 
2012-02-24 05:04:52 PM
That wasn't even singing....That was talking to crappy music. I need to swallow a bullet now. Ughh
 
2012-02-24 05:04:56 PM

Ghastly: It's like if William Shatner was a talentless slut.


He's not?
 
2012-02-24 05:05:25 PM
Huh.

I....


....


Well.
.


...


That happened.
 
2012-02-24 05:08:14 PM
My dick just fell off.
 
2012-02-24 05:09:02 PM

TravisBickle62: It turned me into a newt!


Your head got huge and you started lying?
 
2012-02-24 05:11:26 PM
It's happening. The studios are completely giving up on music. Just loop an electronic beat, and have some idiot talk for three minutes. What you're hearing is the future.
 
2012-02-24 05:14:00 PM

imontheinternet: It's happening. The studios are completely giving up on music. Just loop an electronic beat, and have some idiot talk for three minutes. What you're hearing is the future.


Well, maybe. Let's face it, if they wouldn't record this, she'd have just bought the company and made them do it anyway. She's like the malaria of the entertainment world, she'll never go away.
 
2012-02-24 05:22:01 PM
www.johnlennon.com

They say the last thing he heard finally drowned out her screeching.
 
2012-02-24 05:22:28 PM
St_Francis_P:

She's like the malaria herpes of the entertainment world, she'll never go away.

/FTFY
 
2012-02-24 05:23:28 PM

swankywanky: St_Francis_P:

She's like the malaria herpes of the entertainment world, she'll never go away.

/FTFY


I like how you think.
 
2012-02-24 05:24:01 PM

Pocket Ninja: I'm not sure who's more of a failure -- Paris Hilton for recording it, or all those people who are going to hate it so much that they will first click the link and then click the launcher to watch it.



Just because someone watches a horror movie doesn't mean they support brutal murder, or if they slow down for a car crash doesn't mean they want more people to die in automobile accidents. Sometimes you just want to look at something grisly for amusement's sake.
 
2012-02-24 05:25:07 PM
i217.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-24 05:25:45 PM
I don't have sound at work. Is it good?
 
2012-02-24 05:29:14 PM
Oh holy crap. OK, that wasn't even so bad it was amusing like I had hoped. It was just BAD. I never thought Paris could do anything that would make me think she was any more vapid or talentless...... but I was wrong. Oh, so horribly wrong. Couldn't even make it to the end.
 
2012-02-24 05:34:23 PM
I think that just made me sterile.
 
2012-02-24 05:34:38 PM
Even Anne Frank could hear how horrible that was.
 
2012-02-24 05:40:59 PM

swankywanky: did anyone else get this vibe (new window) from suffering through that?

/at least Lonely Island was supposed to be a joke song
//unless.....she's beyond satire and and is mocking the mocking
///my god - it's become self aware


I thought it was more like The Bing Bong Brothers.
 
2012-02-24 05:41:38 PM

okaykleek: I don't have sound at work. Is it good?


Yes, please ignore the other comments in this thread and forward the link to everyone you can. There's going to be a lot of haters out there, and they're going to say a lot of things about this. forget them, this is the real deal. this is the future of entertainment and music, and possibly of modern philosophy.
 
2012-02-24 05:45:30 PM
Leave Paris ALONE! You don't deserve to hear her dulcet tones!
 
2012-02-24 05:45:38 PM
it was so bad, I threw up in your mouth a little.

Actually, that would be better than this "song"

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU music industry. I ain't even mad at Paris anymore. It's the industry. She should know to stop, but when you have someone telling you it's great and you are going to make $50,000 or whatever from teenagers girl sales then you just go with it.

But yeah, turrible, just turrible.
 
2012-02-24 05:51:45 PM
It's got a good beat and you can puke to it.
 
2012-02-24 05:53:43 PM
WTF am I watching?
 
2012-02-24 05:56:40 PM
I'm only offended that this is even considered music. I've seen William Shatner stumble through spoken word songs that sounded like masterpieces in comparison. Hell, at least he was amusing at it.
 
2012-02-24 05:56:41 PM

St_Francis_P: Seriously; if she was 16 (and a little stupid) those would be normal thoughts. What happened to this woman's mind?


Cocaine.
 
2012-02-24 05:56:54 PM

Leo Bloom's Freakout: okaykleek: I don't have sound at work. Is it good?

Yes, please ignore the other comments in this thread and forward the link to everyone you can. There's going to be a lot of haters out there, and they're going to say a lot of things about this. forget them, this is the real deal. this is the future of entertainment and music, and possibly of modern philosophy.


Cool, so we're on the same page, then. Right on, buddy!
 
2012-02-24 05:59:16 PM
I can't wait for the dubstep remix to come out!
 
2012-02-24 06:04:35 PM
i'm 40 seconds in and just taking a break to stop my brain imploding. she's at the club with her biatches, that guy was there, drunk text.
 
2012-02-24 06:06:55 PM
done another twenty seconds now. she's playing with her hair, someone else is fiddling with knobs. i'll try to do another minute tomorrow, if the headache has gone
 
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