Kreiger: Push the red button
Archer: Is it going to kill everyone?
Kreiger: Push the blue button

This late in the thread, and no one has snacks?

"If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me." -Archer

"I spent, like, every summer there listening to my creepy great-grandmother biatch about Abraham Lincoln. Apparently slavery was pretty awesome." -Cheryl

"Oh, I'll just yank his pants off, splash a lot of scotch and women's underthings about, and then tell him he slipped and fell chasing a terrified Asian prostitute out onto the patio. It's not the first time I've bashed his head in and had to cover my tracks. Happens three, four times a year." -Woodhouse

Tell Conway that his Secret Santa wants to come. early. Or whoever it is that brings Jewish people their Christmas presents.

"I moved in with my last girlfriend after 4 weeks." -Cyril
"What are you, a lesbian?" -Lana

"Grill me a cheese."

"No, I will not 'grill you a cheese'".

RichardFowler: The Burt Reynolds episode was incredible. I can't go any faster with all this retard gear on board.

"I swear you could drown a toddler in my panties right now."

It's amazing how easy it is to watch reruns of this show. Every episode has at least two great lines you totally forgot about.

That Rampage storyline will forever be one of the high points in the show and may never be completely trumped.

Yay - something to tide us over under Venture Bros Season 5.

DarthBrooks: Yay - something to tide us over under Venture Bros Season 5.

VB is never coming out. At this point they are just trolling us.

It's just a sick joke to them.

/Archer works in the mean time

FlashHarry: the scene where he finds mallory's vibrator in her desk is perfect - capped off by ray saying, "there's no sink in here. think about that." and archer then vomiting.

"There's not enough liquor and therapy in the world to undo that."

Last season was unbelievably awful. This season is much, much better.

I liked how they made a running joke out of idioms for a whole episode.

/have archer's ringtone
//yes, people have stared

DicksWii: So with all this love:

Community or Archer?
Which one really deserves six seasons and a movie?

Archer.

Unless they're in Community medical school.

"Have you ever played jai-alai?"
"No, but I played Division-I Lacrosse. It's like jai-alai....for white people."

Stop running Danny!! We have to keep your heart rate down!

Bought the DVDs of the show. I use torrents to download it as I absolutely hate the cable companies and have the digital files yet I still bought the DVDs. To give a good example of how much I liked it.. I havent bought a DVD in over a year. It is worth it to reward these people for a good show.

My panties are so wet you could literally drown a toddler in there.

Hmm? Sorry I was picturing Whore Island.

redmid17: PunchDrunkPanda: "Have you ever played jai-alai?"
"No, but I played Division-I Lacrosse. It's like jai-alai....for white people."

Lacrosse is gay.

YOU'RE GAY!

The whole episode about preventing the pipeline bombing in Louisiana was amazing too.

Wise_Guy: Hmm? Sorry I was picturing Whore Island.

Is that... is that a real thing?

Archer: A ruse? Hi, it's 1930s, can have our words, and clothes, and s**tty plane back?
Rip: Let's go, kid.
Archer: Call you back, 1930s. And, hey, watch out for that Adolf Hitler. He's a bad egg.

Malory: Is Krieger hard at work?
Archer: He literally might be.

Dudley Douchebag!

marsgwar: I liked how they made a running joke out of idioms for a whole episode.

/have archer's ringtone
//yes, people have stared

Where did you find it? I want it.. I have the pirate virus for my work phone, I want Archer's for my personal.