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2012-02-24 05:53:17 PM
Holy Fark, $50,000. Link (new window)
 
2012-02-24 05:54:37 PM
SearchN: stampylives: Walker: All they will do is get you robbed

I never got this. I mean... how do you pick victims? Are you keeping tabs on people's shoe sizes? What if they don't fit?

Industry standard is a size 9. Most men will fall into a size 10. Mathematically speaking, if you go after someone for a pair of shoes that will be the optimum size range. Usually that type falls between someone 5'6 and up to 6'2.

/Hate the fact that I know that.


... damn. What does it say about me that I'm 6'2" and wear size 15 shoes?
 
2012-02-24 05:55:55 PM
Cpl.D: SearchN: stampylives: Walker: All they will do is get you robbed

I never got this. I mean... how do you pick victims? Are you keeping tabs on people's shoe sizes? What if they don't fit?

Industry standard is a size 9. Most men will fall into a size 10. Mathematically speaking, if you go after someone for a pair of shoes that will be the optimum size range. Usually that type falls between someone 5'6 and up to 6'2.

/Hate the fact that I know that.

... damn. What does it say about me that I'm 6'2" and wear size 15 shoes?


You know what that means. Quit rubbing it in.
 
2012-02-24 05:56:57 PM
Cpl.D: ... damn. What does it say about me that I'm 6'2" and wear size 15 shoes?

That you're short for a farker. The avg. male farker is 6'4".
 
2012-02-24 06:01:54 PM
Similar thread is going on in the sports tab. Thought I'd repost this video someone posted for those who didn't read that thread. It's hilarious. (new window)
 
2012-02-24 06:04:19 PM
spentmiles: "......And if my parents wouldn't have loved me enough to buy me decent shoes......"

I know you're a troll, but it's still a shame your parents couldn't afford to buy you a decent English teacher.
 
2012-02-24 06:04:25 PM
The second eBay link... I am probably the only one who had the privilege of both working and the GI Bill for school. *sighs* (I had a wife and a child at the time.) So, I had the wonderful experience of working in a shoe shop. If you look at the back seam on the shoes you'll notice that they're uneven and not straight. The heel moulder did a horrific job, the toe laster did a bad job lining it up, or the soul layer was retarded. I'm inclined to think it was one of the first two, probably the toe laster. $220 or more? Nope... Those belong in a outlet store (at best) as defects.
 
2012-02-24 06:09:11 PM
ihatedumbpeople: btw...those are some ugly shoes. just sayin.

I agree.
Eww....
 
2012-02-24 06:10:50 PM
Cpl.D:

... damn. What does it say about me that I'm 6'2" and wear size 15 shoes?


My 13 yr old son wears a size 13.

He could end up at a 15, before all is said and done.
 
2012-02-24 06:13:56 PM
 
2012-02-24 06:21:20 PM
The only person who would pay that much for athletic shoes who isn't a moron is someone who planned to sell them to someone who is.
 
2012-02-24 06:31:08 PM
www.jgoodsonline.com

Er Force 1's biatch
 
2012-02-24 06:32:04 PM
Fine. I'll do it.

i44.tinypic.com
 
2012-02-24 06:33:58 PM
smerfnablin: These things are going to be a walking death sentence for any kid that tries to wear these to school, the park, or anywhere unsafe after dark... aka all of detroit south of 8 mile.

The significance of 8 Mile is that all of Detroit *is* south of it.
 
2012-02-24 06:34:41 PM
Cpl.D: SearchN: stampylives: Walker: All they will do is get you robbed

I never got this. I mean... how do you pick victims? Are you keeping tabs on people's shoe sizes? What if they don't fit?

Industry standard is a size 9. Most men will fall into a size 10. Mathematically speaking, if you go after someone for a pair of shoes that will be the optimum size range. Usually that type falls between someone 5'6 and up to 6'2.

/Hate the fact that I know that.

... damn. What does it say about me that I'm 6'2" and wear size 15 shoes?


Depends. I would need a bit more info but I stated the average above.

/Yea, I do know what the hell im talking about.
 
2012-02-24 06:35:21 PM
Haplo127x: I watch my local secondhand stores for Nike, Cons, etc. I've worn really good shoes for the last decade without paying more than $5 for a slightly worn pair of shoes. People are silly paying $200-300 for anything they wear on their body.

upload.wikimedia.org

Disagrees.
 
2012-02-24 06:46:14 PM
Been Gettin Shoes (new window)
 
2012-02-24 06:49:08 PM
They're pretty gaudy and ostentatious. I don't see the African-American community embracing them.
 
2012-02-24 06:54:42 PM
Haplo127x: I watch my local secondhand stores for Nike, Cons, etc. I've worn really good shoes for the last decade without paying more than $5 for a slightly worn pair of shoes. People are silly paying $200-300 for anything they wear on their body.

Now this is the right idea! I've been thrifting for the past 6 months or so, it's given me a new perspective on the value of clothing. The shoes you bought for $5 probably cost the company less then that to make. These Nikes are kind of cool, maybe $20 cool, but nowhere near $220+ cool. Like one person noticed the quality issues, so people, your buying a name only.
 
2012-02-24 06:55:11 PM
Nike is doing us all a public service. If you see someone wearing these, you know that they're an idiot so you can save yourself the trouble of trying to deal with them and just walk away.

Seriously, this kind of crazy is just so stupid it makes me sad and angry. But you really have to admire Nike for being able to get people this excited about an ugly pair of plastic shoes.
 
2012-02-24 06:59:02 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: Person:
Well, there's a reason white people are called the majority. I'd imagine you'd have better luck going with percentages or per capita (unless it goes against your point, then I wouldn't bring it up at all).

Also doesn't or at least didn't the iPhone require signing a 2-year-contract? Typically those involve a credit check, which you're unlikely to pass without some form of steady employment (or being on someone's plan who does).


Correction. I imagine YOU'D have better luck justifying your bigotry with a per capita argument. If your issue is that "Those peope are taking my money" you wouldn't give a shiat what percentage of those people are black or white.


Actually I support welfare and all manner of social mobility. Don't project your problems on to me. I'm simply stating you're argument is flawed.

You should project less and be more mindful on how to support your arguments.
 
2012-02-24 07:05:29 PM
BravadoGT: They're pretty gaudy and ostentatious. I don't see the African-American community embracing killing for them.
 
2012-02-24 07:10:11 PM
Tony_Pepperoni: Holy Fark, $50,000. Link (new window)

and he can get you any size 8-12 from his connection but doesn't have them yet.
 
2012-02-24 07:20:37 PM
whosits_112: DROxINxTHExWIND: tukatz: DROxINxTHExWIND: socoloco: The man ain't holding you back if you are going batshiat crazy over farking shoes. You are holding yourself back.

So, I'm curious to know why the stereotype only goes one way?

Also, there may be more white people on welfare than black folks, but how many more white people are there than black people? And, I don't think that Cletus and his kin are going to the Apple store for the latest gadget with their welfare money in hand, but I am sure as hell sure that Tyrone, Tyrell, Tyvek, Tylenol, and L'Kresha are going to snag a pair of shiatty "Foamposites", and they'll stab a nubian if they have to to get it.


So you don't think white people blow their money on crap they can't afford? Either you are an idiot or you never knew poor people or worked retail. White people are just as guilty as blacks are when it comes to blowing welfare on total junk.
 
2012-02-24 07:46:35 PM
Cpl.D: SearchN: stampylives: Walker: All they will do is get you robbed

I never got this. I mean... how do you pick victims? Are you keeping tabs on people's shoe sizes? What if they don't fit?

Industry standard is a size 9. Most men will fall into a size 10. Mathematically speaking, if you go after someone for a pair of shoes that will be the optimum size range. Usually that type falls between someone 5'6 and up to 6'2.

/Hate the fact that I know that.

... damn. What does it say about me that I'm 6'2" and wear size 15 shoes?


It means you buy size 15's from the cheapo rack, then put 5 pairs of socks on your size 10 feet so they somewhat fit.
 
2012-02-24 07:47:32 PM
whosits_112: And, I don't think that Cletus and his kin are going to the Apple store for the latest gadget with their welfare money in hand,

No, they spend their welfare checks on jacking up their POS Chevy and a set of Truck Nutz. Also a hefty set of mud tires they use to cart their asses to Walmart and back because they think it looks cool. F**K feeding the kids, they need a $15000 lift kit to raise their truck another 3 inches.
 
2012-02-24 08:03:59 PM
Martonio: Cpl.D: SearchN: stampylives: Walker: All they will do is get you robbed

I never got this. I mean... how do you pick victims? Are you keeping tabs on people's shoe sizes? What if they don't fit?

Industry standard is a size 9. Most men will fall into a size 10. Mathematically speaking, if you go after someone for a pair of shoes that will be the optimum size range. Usually that type falls between someone 5'6 and up to 6'2.

/Hate the fact that I know that.

... damn. What does it say about me that I'm 6'2" and wear size 15 shoes?

It means you buy size 15's from the cheapo rack, then put 5 pairs of socks on your size 10 feet so they somewhat fit.


Actually it means he has a pain in the arse trying to find shoes. As I stated before:

Yes, I do know what the hell I am talking about. 5 years in the footwear industry.
 
2012-02-24 08:58:42 PM
This is beautiful:

2011energy.alternate-healing-science-christian.ca

This is not:

www.cfnews13.com


There were riots in a Florida mall over these shoes. Stupid people problems.
 
2012-02-24 09:06:57 PM
My tennis shoes cost me $11.96 at Wal-Mart.

My cell phone was $9.88 at the same place, but a phone card was $19.95, so after taxes I was out the door for $32 and change.

\\\ Life is hard.

\\\ Not really.
 
2012-02-24 09:31:53 PM
olddinosaur: My tennis shoes cost me $11.96 at Wal-Mart.

My cell phone was $9.88 at the same place, but a phone card was $19.95, so after taxes I was out the door for $32 and change.

\\\ Life is hard.

\\\ Not really.


THIS

And those shoes will last 10X longer than any Nike shoe.

/I had a pair of $150 Nike's ONCE, that lasted all of 6 months.
//my $24 Chuck Taylors are going on 3 years.
 
2012-02-24 09:44:30 PM
Tony_Pepperoni

/I had a pair of $150 Nike's ONCE, that lasted all of 6 months.
//my $24 Chuck Taylors are going on 3 years.


THIS

I have a pair of two year-old high-top Chuck Taylors that go with everything and are the best for doing deadlifts at the gym (in 26 minutes)

and when they get dirty? toss 'em in the wash
 
2012-02-24 10:00:39 PM
Tony_Pepperoni: And those shoes will last 10X longer than any Nike shoe.

/I had a pair of $150 Nike's ONCE, that lasted all of 6 months.
//my $24 Chuck Taylors are going on 3 years.


Generally speaking, those $200 shoes come out of the same factory as my $11.96 shoes, and cost about the same to make-------around $5.60.

People are getting ripped off so bad it is not even funny, but if anyone suggests anybody do the math----------"---dat wasist!'---"
 
2012-02-24 10:30:09 PM
Meh. That's nothing. I recently saw a Princess Diana Beanie Baby for sale there at $50,000.
 
2012-02-24 10:35:11 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: PYROY: Wait a minute, black people love tacky shiat?

Yeah. And then white people copy it and a year after black people are done with it, it's considered pop-culture. Then, some white guy writes a story about it on the internet as the hottest thing out.


so, you're racist too! awesome.

/we all knew it
//just glad to see it out there
///race on
////super slashy
 
2012-02-24 10:39:55 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: Headso: whosits_112: And it's what I see here in Houston

he does have a point DROxINxTHExWIND usually the south is about a decade behind along with eastern Europe.

Yeah, when they said Hampton Roads and Houston, I kinda fell back. But, their point remains idiotic. What you all don't seem to grasp is WHY it seems like "the ignorant thugs outnumber the hardworking family type black folks here in Houston 5-to-1", to you.

Know how it is when you purchase a car and suddenly you see that same kind of car every time you turn around? Know how it gets to the point where it feels like everyone ran out and bought the same car after you got it? Well, we all know that the number of cars like yours didn't really increase. You just started paying MORE ATTENTION. See, for you all, white "thugs" are like a car you've never purchased. They fade into the background. When you hear about a group of white people acting like assholes, you just think about how those guys are assholes. But when the perps are black?? WHOA. That's JUST like you expected a criminal to look. Every incident that you have the pleasure of hearing about involving a black person is a validation of your world view. So, you memorize them, copy them, and paste them to websites so that you can prove to all of us that black people are inferior to your broke ass.


/I disagree


not inferior, but statistically much more prone to illegal activity. maybe it's the culture. maybe it's the environment. maybe it's just because black folk like steal some shiat. who knows. but when you generalize all these assumptions to white prejudice - it just makes you as racist as the next guy.

oh? what?
 
2012-02-24 10:43:02 PM
Groups that care about shoes in ascending order:

Little kids ---> Women ----> Black men
 
2012-02-24 10:47:18 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: Do you know who has more poeple on welfare than any other race in America?

Hint: It's not black people



welfare, maybe. but unemployment? it's overwhelmingly black people.

Link (new window)
 
2012-02-24 10:55:59 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: PYROY: Wait a minute, black people love tacky shiat?

Yeah. And then white people copy it and a year after black people are done with it, it's considered pop-culture. Then, some white guy writes a story about it on the internet as the hottest thing out.


Around here, it's the Hispanics that copy black culture, notably the proverbial car where wheels are worth several times more than the rest of it, and are being paid of on credit that will still be owed on long after the car has been scrapped.

I recently heard a low income single mom bemoaning it cost $315 to replace a damaged tyre, and how she was short on gorcery money ... my reaction was "WTF are you driving?" and of course it was the above scenario. I said "Why not put back the stock wheels until you can afford a new tyre", and her response was "But I have to look good!"

Priorities, people.

/ personally, if I do any mods to a car, it's to make it faster, not to make it look ridiculous
// my weekend car has 20" road wheels as stock, but the track wheels I got for it are 19's ... smaller, lighter, shorter gearing -> faster lap times ... oh, and they are used :)
 
2012-02-24 11:16:14 PM
Tony_Pepperoni:
/I had a pair of $150 Nike's ONCE, that lasted all of 6 months.
//my $24 Chuck Taylors are going on 3 years.


You do know who now owns Chuck Taylors, right? I'll give you one guess.
 
2012-02-24 11:44:00 PM
i43.tinypic.com

Link (new window)
 
2012-02-25 12:07:58 AM
Those shoes are cool as shiat.

And this is great advertising for (or perhaps by) Nike.
 
2012-02-25 12:14:00 AM
Who do I have to shoot to get a pair of those?
 
2012-02-25 01:21:15 AM
www.keds.com
List Price: $750
 
2012-02-25 01:39:37 AM
You want to see the 'hood go wildin' Mount up some plates to those Nikes...

farm2.staticflickr.com

farm5.staticflickr.com

/yeah
//I built them...
 
2012-02-25 03:58:41 AM
Tony_Pepperoni: Holy Fark, $50,000. Link (new window)

29 items bid on by winner, 19 bid retractions all for athletic shoes, bet a nickle he won't pay for these either, gots no money for em!
 
2012-02-25 04:02:59 AM
moike: You want to see the 'hood go wildin' Mount up some plates to those Nikes...

[farm2.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

/yeah
//I built them...


But they not riding on 24"s? not gonna ride em then until they get upgraded with some big ass rims and maybe spinners too.
 
2012-02-25 04:10:07 AM
skyshooter: moike: You want to see the 'hood go wildin' Mount up some plates to those Nikes...

[farm2.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

/yeah
//I built them...

But they not riding on 24"s? not gonna ride em then until they get upgraded with some big ass rims and maybe spinners too.


Oh don't think you can't get yo'self some spinners for yo'skates...

www.lowpriceskates.com
 
2012-02-25 05:59:05 AM
ParaHandy:
Around here, it's the Hispanics that copy black culture, notably the proverbial car where wheels are worth several times more than the rest of it, and are being paid of on credit that will still be owed on long after the car has been scrapped.


Here too.

I bought a Chevy Aveo. The previous owner had put those (stupid) skinny wheels on it, (but didn't bother with the TMPS sensors). Why? An Aveo isn't going to look cool, no matter what you do to it.

/And I always have the "Hey Idiot! You have a flat tire" light on.
 
2012-02-25 08:02:49 AM
Headso: I watched some documentary once about Chinese people who made those beads from mardi gras, they thought Americans cherished the beads they made.

Um, don't we? We can trade them to look at boobs. I can't think of anything better to cherish than something that trades for boobs.
 
2012-02-25 08:17:38 AM
Headso: DROxINxTHExWIND: PYROY: Wait a minute, black people love tacky shiat?

Yeah. And then white people copy it and a year after black people are done with it, it's considered pop-culture. Then, some white guy writes a story about it on the internet as the hottest thing out.

now it has come full circle with black dudes wearing skinny jeans.


Not this one. (new window)
 
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