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(Miami Herald)   Riot police sent to Orlando mall because people there were A) part of the Occupy movement, B) protesting the war in Afghanistan, or C) trying to buy glow-in-the-dark shoes   (miamiherald.com) divider line 65
    More: Florida, LeBron James, riot police, Foot Locker, NBA All-Star, WSVN, Oklahoma City Thunder, Occupy movement  
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2012-02-24 11:52:18 AM
Black/Latino people problems.
 
2012-02-24 12:37:58 PM
Maybe they ought to start arming mall security with tranquilizer dart guns
 
2012-02-24 12:46:24 PM
WHAR FLORIDA TAG? WHAAAAAR?
 
2012-02-24 12:52:49 PM

Walker: Black/Latino people problems.


"Mario Torres, 22....Rico Gomez, 23"

Sounds like it.
 
2012-02-24 12:53:16 PM
Blacks and Latinos fighting over $200 shoes.

/ seems about right
 
2012-02-24 12:58:11 PM
People that shouldn't be buying $200 shoes fighting over $200 shoes.
 
2012-02-24 12:59:43 PM
Same thing happened in Staten Island with a different shoe a while back.

This is part of the reason poor people are poor.
 
2012-02-24 01:02:18 PM
Spending $200 on sneakers - now that's fiscal responsibility.
 
2012-02-24 01:04:25 PM
A scene from outside the mall:

bop.nppa.org
 
2012-02-24 01:05:50 PM
Why is this in the Sports tab?
 
2012-02-24 01:08:00 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Why is this in the Sports tab?


It takes athletic skill to trample people on your way into the store, smash the mouth of anyone trying to grab YOUR pair of shoes, and then GTFO before the riot police beat your ass down.

/or something
 
2012-02-24 01:10:57 PM
www.paramountvt.org

Does not approve
 
2012-02-24 01:24:10 PM
This will give you an idea of what we're dealing with here:

Link (new window)
 
2012-02-24 01:28:54 PM

fatalvenom: This will give you an idea of what we're dealing with here:

Link (new window)


that's a dark line...holy smokes. They're SHOES people. good lord.
 
2012-02-24 01:33:21 PM

fatalvenom: This will give you an idea of what we're dealing with here:

Link (new window)


Say what you will about the dipshiats who wait in a line for HOURS to buy the new iPhone, at least that device actually does something. I can't even begin to imagine what would possess someone to wait in a mile-long line to throw $200 away on a pair of sneakers.
 
2012-02-24 01:34:25 PM

ihatedumbpeople: fatalvenom: This will give you an idea of what we're dealing with here:

Link (new window)

that's a dark line...holy smokes. They're SHOES people. good lord.



Did you get to the end to watch the comedy gold that is the "Get Money Boyz" ?
 
2012-02-24 01:36:51 PM

ihatedumbpeople: fatalvenom: This will give you an idea of what we're dealing with here:

Link (new window)

that's a dark line...holy smokes. They're SHOES people. good lord.


To be fair, I WOULD hate it if my child got amonia.
 
2012-02-24 01:40:39 PM
Here in DC they canceled the sale of the shoes at one of 2 stores that were carrying them. There was something like 200 people for 24 pairs of shoes. They had the store manager, the mall manager and the cops tell them that due to the crowd size they were not selling the shoes. The crowd stayed because they thought they were all lying. Dipshiats. I think I heard they are only selling 3000 pairs of these shoes total. They look ugly
 
2012-02-24 01:45:40 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Why is this in the Sports tab?


They were fighting so it's definitely more of a sport than the WWE and those threads are in the sports tab.
 
2012-02-24 01:54:57 PM

fatalvenom: ihatedumbpeople: fatalvenom: This will give you an idea of what we're dealing with here:

Link (new window)

that's a dark line...holy smokes. They're SHOES people. good lord.


Did you get to the end to watch the comedy gold that is the "Get Money Boyz" ?


yeah...at least those morons were funny...some of those people just get 'real' stupid over shoes...robbing/mugging people, etc...those guys looked like clowns..

/unless, of course, they mugged someone to get the money dey gotz.
 
2012-02-24 01:57:57 PM

9beers: Jim from Saint Paul: Why is this in the Sports tab?

They were fighting so it's definitely more of a sport than the WWE and those threads are in the sports tab.


Come on beers. If you know I post in those threads, you should know the correct response to give.
 
2012-02-24 01:59:23 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Come on beers. If you know I post in those threads, you should know the correct response to give.


Welcome to Fark?
 
2012-02-24 01:59:57 PM

fatalvenom: This will give you an idea of what we're dealing with here:

Link (new window)


the funniest part is at the start of the vid where the two guys are trying to run and hold up their pants at the same time.
 
2012-02-24 02:02:47 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: the funniest part is at the start of the vid where the two guys are trying to run and hold up their pants at the same time.


Nike should market Air Jordan belts.
 
2012-02-24 02:08:34 PM
hinterlandgazette.com

Here's the shoe. Nike Air Foamposite One "Galaxy." Holla.
 
2012-02-24 02:08:37 PM

9beers: Jim from Saint Paul: Come on beers. If you know I post in those threads, you should know the correct response to give.

Welcome to Fark?


lol, close.

Our preffered retort to the "Why is this homo wrestling thread in sports" question is:

"Because fark you, that's why".
 
2012-02-24 02:15:28 PM
I'm sure Orlando taxpayers are THRILLED to see the police budget being spent on hundreds of hours of unnecessary overtime to control a crowd of people wanting to buy shoes.
 
2012-02-24 02:15:44 PM

ArkAngel: [www.paramountvt.org image 320x265]

Does not approve


"I don't get it, I mean its the color of sky, of water"

/shame that it got cancelled
 
2012-02-24 02:23:53 PM
Jesus Christ! Its like hipsters when a new iPhone comes out!
 
2012-02-24 02:24:15 PM
Just stand back and let them keep doing it to themselves. It will NEVER end.


/stereotypes are just stereotypes
 
2012-02-24 02:39:01 PM

ihatedumbpeople: fatalvenom: This will give you an idea of what we're dealing with here:

Link (new window)

that's a dark line...holy smokes. They're SHOES people. good lord.


Shoe connoisseur?

And don't they speak English??
 
2012-02-24 02:44:54 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Say what you will about the dipshiats who wait in a line for HOURS to buy the new iPhone, at least that device actually does something.


No difference. Shoes protect your feet. Smartphones make calls and browse the web. Some shoes are easy to come by and don't require waiting in line. Ditto some smartphones.
 
2012-02-24 02:58:04 PM
Jesus Christ! Its like hipsters when a new iPhone comes out!

More like people who don't have credit cards, or don't know they can pre-order online, and have the iPhone delivered to their home while losers are still waiting in line. (Sometimes it even arrives a day or two early.)
 
2012-02-24 02:58:44 PM
guy on the radio called these guys Obama's people.
 
2012-02-24 03:09:57 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: guy on the radio called these guys Obama's people.


Who do you suppose the two or three that aren't convicted felons voted for?
 
2012-02-24 03:14:11 PM

bingethinker: More like people who don't have credit cards, or don't know they can pre-order online, and have the iPhone delivered to their home while losers are still waiting in line. (Sometimes it even arrives a day or two early.)


I'll take yor word for it.
 
2012-02-24 03:17:38 PM

mikaloyd: bingethinker: More like people who don't have credit cards, or don't know they can pre-order online, and have the iPhone delivered to their home while losers are still waiting in line. (Sometimes it even arrives a day or two early.)

I'll take yoryow word for it.


FTFY.

We don't enunciate "r"'s up in this biatch.
 
2012-02-24 03:36:09 PM
I bet Pat Buchanan gets an erection from reading about this.
 
2012-02-24 03:42:51 PM

Rapmaster2000: I bet Pat Buchanan gets an erection from reading about this.


Oh thats right its an election year. Everything is political this year
 
2012-02-24 03:44:24 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Why is this in the Sports tab?


Rioting requires some hand-eye coordination...usually you have to be pretty athletic to riot.
 
2012-02-24 04:14:42 PM
I could've controlled this crowd with a only few buckets of KFC,
 
2012-02-24 04:14:58 PM
At this point they might as well just sell stuff online.

BTW, I would absolutely buy those shoes.

/when they got under $100
//dammit I just realized that now I'm across the country, not just the state, from the best Nike outlet. :(
 
2012-02-24 04:19:00 PM
I knew a kid in my fourth, maybe fifth grade class that had his Starter jacket liberated from his possession at gunpoint when he went up to Cleveland. WTF people?
 
2012-02-24 04:29:45 PM
I GOTZ TA HAZ MAH SHOES ALL Y'ALL CRACKAZ DON'T GET IT STUPID HONKEY CORNBREAD FEEDERS SHEEET I DARE YAZ TA COME IN MAH NECK OF DA WOODZ N SAY DEEZ SHOES NOT BE DA BOMB MAH BOY LEROY COME ATCHA AND STAB YA AT LEAST FIDDY TIMES BEFORE YO SKINNY PUNK ASS CAN CRY FOH YO MOMMA
 
2012-02-24 04:32:34 PM

hbk72777: I could've controlled this crowd with a only few buckets of KFC,


Your plan can backfire though (new window)
 
2012-02-24 04:42:48 PM

Smiths: I GOTZ TA HAZ MAH SHOES ALL Y'ALL CRACKAZ DON'T GET IT STUPID HONKEY CORNBREAD FEEDERS SHEEET I DARE YAZ TA COME IN MAH NECK OF DA WOODZ N SAY DEEZ SHOES NOT BE DA BOMB MAH BOY LEROY COME ATCHA AND STAB YA AT LEAST FIDDY TIMES BEFORE YO SKINNY PUNK ASS CAN CRY FOH YO MOMMA


BRAbABABABABABABBABAOOOO
 
2012-02-24 04:50:32 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Why is this in the Sports tab?


Because FARK YOU, that's why!


/fWc4 Life
 
2012-02-24 05:00:52 PM
Keyboard racists. Hilarious.
 
2012-02-24 05:02:46 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Why is this in the Sports tab?


From now on, the sports tab needs to be protected like the USGA protects par!

/and if you don't get the reference, your link's on the wrong damn tab
//day ruined, etc.
 
2012-02-24 05:08:06 PM

Zombie Hitler: Keyboard racists. Hilarious.



Everyone is just calling a spade a spade....wait, nevermind.
 
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