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(Seattle Times)   A female high school Spanish teacher in Los Angeles was arrested after two male students said they had sex with her. Con usted lo golpeó foto   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) divider line 140
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2012-02-24 07:41:17 AM  
I'm glad these cases aren't going strong where I teach.

There's a little girl in the 2nd grade I teach, that had some trust issues, due to some daddy-related problems (daddy was a mean drunk). Somehow, I've managed to gain her trust and she's practically a normal, happy little girl now, but whenever these stories come up, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to stop letting her give me a good morning hug every day, because someone might think I was doing something inappropriate. I enjoy the hugs as well because she is genuinely happy to see me arrive at school and hugs me with no reservations. It makes me feel like I'm doing something right as a teacher and a human being.

Those kiddydiddlers could all be hanged, shot and burned for all I care. What really riles me, is how much the media hype screws up for the rest of us, who can actually have normal teacher-student relations with these kids and give/accept hugs when needed.

Soon, we'll all have to wear hazmat suits when in the same room with any child not of our own progeny. Preferably with erection- and/or wetness-triggered acid-laced spikes in the crotch area.
 
2012-02-24 07:42:15 AM  

FedExPope: Wait, so she was arrested just on the word of two former students? Crisis of conscience my ass.


Exactly what I'm thinking. Students pull this shiat knowing that their word is typically more believable than their teachers, merely because of the fact that they're a "kid".

Recently, a very close relative of mine who has been teaching over 30 years was suspended while being investigated for slamming a student into a wall so hard that other kids were afraid to enter his classroom. Or so he was told.

In reality, he didn't slam anyone against a wall (phys. ed teacher now). The kid who was allegedly slammed against the wall didn't say a word about it. It was the story of a third party. Susie tells her mommy that TeacherMan slammed Jonny into the wall and she's afraid to go to gym class now. Susie's mommy calls school because her special snowflake is scared to death of her teacher and should not be in a violent environment. School, rather than ask said teacher anything at all, takes the word of the kid and sends the teacher home on indefinite suspension.

Now, the school didn't even ask the kid who was supposedly thrown into a wall if it happened. They took Susie's word, and began the process of firing an experienced teacher of over 30 years, who was also a principal for 15 years. He retired, then went back to teaching simply because he enjoyed it.

Fortunately, someone from the corporate office (yes, it's a charter school) thought to ask Jonny if this every happened. Jonny said no, he never touched me, and Jonny's parents said "he never said a word to us about it, but I can understand if it did happen cuz my son's a little shiat sometimes" (seriously, his mom said that). So he was allowed to go back to teaching, but was giving a written reprimand and informed that one more allegation, and he's fired, whether it's true or not.

So I tend to think a lot if incidents like this are bullshiat, especially in this case where a kid, a year after the fact and over 18, suddenly has an attack of conscience about a two year relationship and tells the police himself? Yeah right. This was a vendetta and he knew it would land the teacher in hot water, and he got his buddy to back him up.

And people wonder why teachers need unions, because when a tiny little accusation is made, it is ALWAYS assumed the teacher is guilty, and nobody, not even a supportive administration, is willing to back up the teacher for fear of a lawsuit. Their only support is from their union, and in the case of the teacher in my CSB above, he didn't even have that and would have had to hire his own attorney.
 
2012-02-24 07:55:43 AM  
FTA: The first student came forward because his conscience was bothering him, Lopez said.

Yeah, right. Probably tried a "do-over" and she wouldn't go for it.
 
2012-02-24 07:59:01 AM  
Blame game 2012:

i1180.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-24 08:00:06 AM  

AngryDragon: That's 42?!

Damn. LIke black women and Asians, it appears that Latinas have the youthful genes too. Gotta start dating some senoritas.

White chicks, what the heck are you doing to yourselves!



www.justglass-online.com
 
2012-02-24 08:00:47 AM  

myinternetname: [i39.tinypic.com image 640x115]



Uhh. ¿Que?


It should be "Con foto de 'usted la golpearía'" - with "You'd hit it" photo". However, that sounds bad, since "I'd hit it" is not Spanish slang in any dialect I'm familiar with, so it would translate literally, i.e. "I'd beat her up". I'd like to propose the alternative "Usted le daría" (you'd give it to her - and that _is_ accepted expression for "You'd hit it", in most of South America at least).

/Con foto de "usted le daría"
 
2012-02-24 08:00:53 AM  
And the two guys get free T-shirts to boot:

i1180.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-24 08:04:49 AM  

ZurkisPhreek: I'm glad these cases aren't going strong where I teach.

There's a little girl in the 2nd grade I teach, that had some trust issues, due to some daddy-related problems (daddy was a mean drunk). Somehow, I've managed to gain her trust and she's practically a normal, happy little girl now, but whenever these stories come up, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to stop letting her give me a good morning hug every day, because someone might think I was doing something inappropriate. I enjoy the hugs as well because she is genuinely happy to see me arrive at school and hugs me with no reservations. It makes me feel like I'm doing something right as a teacher and a human being.

Those kiddydiddlers could all be hanged, shot and burned for all I care. What really riles me, is how much the media hype screws up for the rest of us, who can actually have normal teacher-student relations with these kids and give/accept hugs when needed.

Soon, we'll all have to wear hazmat suits when in the same room with any child not of our own progeny. Preferably with erection- and/or wetness-triggered acid-laced spikes in the crotch area.


Nah. You will be replaced by robots.
 
2012-02-24 08:07:59 AM  
These damn immigrants coming to MY country, having sex with other people besides ME, this my friends has to stop!
 
2012-02-24 08:08:47 AM  
She looks petite.

Nice looking face.

Yes. Yes, I would.
 
2012-02-24 08:12:58 AM  

chrylis: Con usted lo golpeó foto

*wince*


Yeah that's....pretty pathetic.

Someone must've not known that masculine/feminine references are pretty specific in Español.
 
2012-02-24 08:17:07 AM  

The_Sponge: [i22.photobucket.com image 275x319]

"Si, si....I'm very intrigued!"


*snerk*

TheMaskedArmadillo: Being blocked - Help a brother out?


see powhound's post.
 
2012-02-24 08:26:21 AM  
We have bush
 
2012-02-24 08:26:43 AM  
i43.tinypic.com

www.marieclaire.com
 
2012-02-24 08:28:39 AM  
I found a job for her when she gets out of jail...

i2.listal.com
 
2012-02-24 08:29:55 AM  
We're going to end up with schools where the classrooms are divided into a teacher's section and a student's section, separated by a transparent wall. Assignments will be passed through a slot in the wall; no physical contact will be allowed whatsoever between teacher and student.

/don't know how they'll maintain discipline though
//desk mounted tasers?
 
2012-02-24 08:33:54 AM  
House-KEEPING! You want mint for pillow?
 
2012-02-24 08:35:53 AM  
I'd hit it...then, hit it a second time...

...then, I'd name a bridge after it...
 
2012-02-24 08:37:25 AM  

Bendal: We're going to end up with schools where the classrooms are divided into a teacher's section and a student's section, separated by a transparent wall. Assignments will be passed through a slot in the wall; no physical contact will be allowed whatsoever between teacher and student.

/don't know how they'll maintain discipline though
//desk mounted tasers?


Hmm, placing a slot, or hole if you will, through a wall where that is the only contact between males and females...

Either you haven't been on the internet long or you haven't thought your cunning plan all the way through.
 
2012-02-24 08:43:37 AM  

Bendal: We're going to end up with schools where the classrooms are divided into a teacher's section and a student's section, separated by a transparent wall. Assignments will be passed through a slot in the wall; no physical contact will be allowed whatsoever between teacher and student.

/don't know how they'll maintain discipline though
//desk mounted tasers?


Shock collars.
 
2012-02-24 08:43:59 AM  

Cyberluddite: I'm not sure that there is a female high school Spanish or French teacher anywhere that isn't at least hittable. It seems to be some sort of job qualification--even if every other teacher in the school is a disgusting swamp donkey, the Spanish and/or French teacher ranges somewhere between fairly hittable and absolutely smokin'.


While I would have to agree with your statement in general, I do not find this particular Spanish teacher hot.....or even hittable.

/sharp knees
 
2012-02-24 08:48:07 AM  

HawgWild: Is it me, or is one side of her face bigger than the other side?


It's just you.
 
2012-02-24 08:50:01 AM  

chrylis: Con usted lo golpeó foto

*wince*


Con un "tu golpees" foto. Con este frase necesita usar el modo subjuntivo.
 
2012-02-24 08:51:29 AM  

Bendal: We're going to end up with schools where the classrooms are divided into a teacher's section and a student's section, separated by a transparent wall. Assignments will be passed through a slot in the wall; no physical contact will be allowed whatsoever between teacher and student.

/don't know how they'll maintain discipline though
//desk mounted tasers?


A slot in the wall? Do you mean something like a glory hole? That sounds like a fantastic idea.
 
2012-02-24 08:57:15 AM  
Why did the first student come forward?

Because his conscience was bothering him.
 
2012-02-24 08:59:35 AM  

squrrelco3: I found a job for her when she gets out of jail...

[i2.listal.com image 430x600]


Is that bad that MFST was the first thing I thought of when I saw her picture?

/My Spanish teacher in HS was a 60 year old lady from Colombia
//¡Ay, ay, ay! ¡No me gusta!
 
2012-02-24 09:04:26 AM  
Lo que se ha visto........ um, need more pix.
 
2012-02-24 09:07:20 AM  
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-02-24 09:13:15 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-24 09:16:22 AM  
So this guy gets some from a hot teacher for 2 years of high school then AFTER he graduates he pull a dick move and messes it up for the next guy(s)?
 
2012-02-24 09:31:14 AM  
That's just the booking photo. From all appearances I'll bet she cleans up well. She probably wears short skirts and frilly thongs in class too...

/brb, afk
 
2012-02-24 09:31:39 AM  

Hermione_Granger: I wanted to shag my 8th grade Science teacher. If he had, it would have been my own fault. I'd show up early and "help" with the school newspaper. One morning I finally got him to kiss me

When he kissed me it was early morning, the sun was rising and Sade's, "Is It a Crime" was playing on the radio. He must have decided it was because he had moved to another class. I flunked it on purpose because he taught summer school.

All I ever got out of him that summer was a brief makeout session behind the stage curtains in the auditorium and an A in Science for the summer. He moved away after that.

Those were the days. Damn, I was treacherous, even at 13.

But that's why I don't always believe that every teacher/student situation means the teacher is completely at fault. Some maybe, but not all. I knew what I was doing and I didn't regret it then and don't now 27 years later.


At the least you likely drove him out of town. Had you succeeded in your ultimate goal you could have ruined his career and/or life.

That might be regret-worthy. (Not that the fault is all yours; he didn't have to make out with you...)
 
2012-02-24 09:34:13 AM  

Hermione_Granger: I wanted to shag my 8th grade Science teacher.


Ten points to Gryffindor.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-24 09:37:12 AM  
Wow, getting some strange on the side for two years? Keep that shiat to yourself.
 
2012-02-24 09:38:50 AM  

myinternetname:

i39.tinypic.com

Uhh. ¿Que?


With you would hit it picture.
 
2012-02-24 09:42:19 AM  
Oh good, I see she's been kept away from the Sharpies. Is that going out of fashion now?
 
2012-02-24 09:43:41 AM  
She's pretty hot. Hispanic women tend to age terribly. She looks amazing for 42.

I'd definitely make her roll her R's. Mmm
 
2012-02-24 09:49:13 AM  
Pretty soon female teacher are going to stop doing this. These asses are going to ruin it for everyone.
 
2012-02-24 09:54:25 AM  

ha-ha-guy: That's a fine looking 42 there.


I'd hit that now that I'm 36. I'd have hit that when I was in high school. Despite the desire to brag I would have shut the fark up about hitting it and just kept hitting it.

Facebook, Twitter, and a complete lack of impulse control is ruining all that used to be good about being a teenager.
 
2012-02-24 10:02:31 AM  
I'd hit it. And yes, I would have done it with all of the female spanish teachers in my schools from 6-12 grades. They all definitely met the requirement to be at least hittable. The one for my 11-12th grades was a ginger Mexican national who would often wear outfits that showed off her figure.

Taking AP Spanish again? Of course! I need to further my spanish comprehension Senora.


/Never tried anything except admire
//She did show up to one of my jobs once to say hi, so that was nice.
 
2012-02-24 10:17:58 AM  
She's been very naughty and needs to be spanked
 
2012-02-24 10:19:54 AM  

Hermione_Granger: I wanted to shag my 8th grade Science teacher. If he had, it would have been my own fault. I'd show up early and "help" with the school newspaper. One morning I finally got him to kiss me

When he kissed me it was early morning, the sun was rising and Sade's, "Is It a Crime" was playing on the radio. He must have decided it was because he had moved to another class. I flunked it on purpose because he taught summer school.

All I ever got out of him that summer was a brief makeout session behind the stage curtains in the auditorium and an A in Science for the summer. He moved away after that.

Those were the days. Damn, I was treacherous, even at 13.

But that's why I don't always believe that every teacher/student situation means the teacher is completely at fault. Some maybe, but not all. I knew what I was doing and I didn't regret it then and don't now 27 years later.


ewww.... you made out with Dumbledore?

/I thought he was gay.
 
2012-02-24 10:28:27 AM  
For those asking why he would talk there is a simple explanation.


Cortez was arrested after an 18-year-old youth went to the police station last week and reported that he had a sexual relationship with her from 2008 to 2010 while he was a student at Roosevelt High School in Los Angeles, where Cortez taught Spanish, Lopez said.

"Hey Ms. Cortez, remember me? I was in your Spanish class two years ago and you rode my disco stick in the parking lot."

*awkwardly* "Heh, yeah... those were crazy times. How are things?"

"Pretty good, hows about we head over to that couch and bump uglies, for old time sake?"

"You know, I don't know if that is such a good idea...."

"Aww come on, that's a pretty nice teaching career, it would be a shame if anything were to happen to it..."

"Oh, alright, but this is the last time."

*Shlop* *Shlop* *Shlop* "OOOOOOHHHHH GLORY GLORY!"

(next week)


"Hey there Ms. Cortez, hows it going?"

"Oh, shiat. Hey"

"That couch looks a little lonely...."

"Uh, well I have a doctors appointment tomorrow and he said I couldn't have intercourse for 24 hours before the visit"

"Well, you don't have a dentist appointment."

"Jesus Christ, OK."

*SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP* "AAAAANNNND BOOM goes the dynamite.."

(2 days later)

"Hey there Ms. Cortez...."

"Uhhh. Hi. You know I been thinking, we gotta stop this"

"Hmm, I guess I will just have to blab to the cops, you know teacher sex scandals are kind of a big deal right now."

"I don't think you will."

"Last chance....."

*SLAM*
 
2012-02-24 10:43:03 AM  

Ed Willy:

In the case of the spoonfeeding pervert, he got paid a settlement to leave. That case has shaken by previous support for teacher;s unions, at least in California. There needs to be means to fire incompetent teachers, and no excuse not to remove sexually abusing teachers. At the very least move them from the classroom until a full hearing takes place and be able to revoke pensions (The spoonfeeding douchbag is still entitled to his pension)


He got taken out of the classroom, which is the most important thing.

He hasn't been convicted of anything yet, so even though there are incriminating photos and a spoon that tested positive for semen he is legally innocent. We'll see if he's still getting his pension after the trial, and if he is, we'll see how much he's able to buy in the prison commissary.
 
2012-02-24 10:43:21 AM  

Hermione_Granger: I wanted to shag my 8th grade Science teacher. If he had, it would have been my own fault. I'd show up early and "help" with the school newspaper. One morning I finally got him to kiss me

When he kissed me it was early morning, the sun was rising and Sade's, "Is It a Crime" was playing on the radio. He must have decided it was because he had moved to another class. I flunked it on purpose because he taught summer school.

All I ever got out of him that summer was a brief makeout session behind the stage curtains in the auditorium and an A in Science for the summer. He moved away after that.

Those were the days. Damn, I was treacherous, even at 13.

But that's why I don't always believe that every teacher/student situation means the teacher is completely at fault. Some maybe, but not all. I knew what I was doing and I didn't regret it then and don't now 27 years later.


/Reads comment
//Views profile
///I am disappoint
 
2012-02-24 10:44:18 AM  
Whatever happened to the 4 F's? For those of you too young, too old or too something...it was FIND, FINGER, F&cK and Forget....FORGET being the operative word here......

All these ballless American boys who can't keep their mouth's shut......a little sex is a little sex......who cares? Ok well maybe if it is a man screwing a 12 year old girl for lollypops....but a teenaged boy and an older woman should not be illiegal.....16 goes into 42 a lot better than 42 goes into 16....
 
2012-02-24 10:50:30 AM  
an 18-year-old youth

We used to send 15 year-olds to war.
 
2012-02-24 10:58:52 AM  
Stupid kids make stupid adults.
"His conscious was getting to him". Yeah, sure. She just wasn't putting out anymore and the kid finked on her is what I think.
Kids today are never grateful for what they have.
 
2012-02-24 11:03:05 AM  
this whole 'I farked my teacher and now I'm damaged' crap is really pissing me off. When I was 15 I lost my virginity to a 38 year old woman. She was fat and ugly and I LOVED it. I thank her to this day. I never told my parents or even thought of suing. It's all a bs game. Kid gets free consensual sex, relationship goes bad, he starts whining, the chick that dumped him goes to jail, he's a 'victim' and gets mega dollars. This is just another BS racket for lawyers.
 
2012-02-24 11:11:51 AM  
Lunchlady


Now it's every shiatty news station's job to dig up every claim of misconduct even if it's only an accusation with no evidence and was dropped, because that's the new crisis. I've had two conversations where people seem to think this type of thing is just starting to happen because it's on the TV a lot.

Absolutely right.

Astounding, isn't it, that I managed to get through 12 years of school without even ONE teacher being accused of a sex crime? Not only that, but so did my siblings. To make things even stranger, there WEREN'T sexual predators hiding behind every bush and tree when kids went outside to play.

Before my time, teen girls BRAGGED about having a college kid as a boy friend and parents considered it a STATUS SYMBOLE -- not a sexual offense.

Strange, isn't it? Then again, in my time, folks had usually one TV per house, 3 channels, no cable, usually one central phone and often, just one car. Kids rode bikes a lot -- single speed. They also spent most of their time outside playing.

Curiouser and curiouser.
 
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