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(USA Today)   President Obama steps out of his Magical Time Machine for a speech on immigration: "I've got another five years coming up. We're going to get this done"   (content.usatoday.com) divider line 13
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2012-02-23 05:40:23 PM  
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No, subby, that's not how it works. 0bama's magical time machine only goes BACK in time, to allow him to cause the recession, 9/11, white flight, the Vietnam War, and the unfortunate incident with your cat. If he goes forward in time, it'll only be so he can see what's going on in the Confederate Republic of Gilead under Popeident Santorum.
2012-02-23 07:21:23 PM  
3 votes:
He needs to keep at this if (when) he gets re-elected. Every damn year, he should casually mention he has 5 years left in office. Just bring it up in conversation. Holy shiat, imagine how much fun that would be in 2016.
2012-02-23 08:30:34 PM  
2 votes:

soy_bomb: Oh that debunked claim again?


Claim in thread: Most total deportations.

Additional claim in article that wasn't mentioned in thread: 55% of the deportations included those who had committed felonies or misdemeanors.

Debunking: Total number of deportations not in dispute but not enough of them were criminals. Evidence for this is a chart that says "Most Serious ICE Charge" which, at best, supports the claim that these people being mentioned in the 55% number may not have been picked up for new charges while saying nothing about prior convictions that didn't lead to deportation under the pre-Obama admin way of doing things. In other words, an illegal immigrant with a DUI from 2000 who got picked up by ICE now wouldn't have a new ICE charge but would still be someone who would qualify as one with a criminal record for the 55% claim.

So, soy_bomb, you managed to "debunk" a claim that wasn't claimed by citing materials that don't even address the claim you were trying to debunk and which don't even sufficiently debunk the claim they were addressing.

It takes a special kind of derping to lose in a fight with your own strawman.
2012-02-23 07:13:44 PM  
2 votes:
No way in hell I'm voting for a guy who thinks he's going to wIn. I only back losers.
2012-02-23 04:11:23 PM  
2 votes:
Well, he does.
2012-02-23 08:19:58 PM  
1 votes:

MyRandomName: what_now: He leaves office January 20th, 2017. That's one month short of 5 years.

I'm sorry you aren't good at counting, subby.

He said another 5 years coming, as in he doesn't have the time yet. He didn't say I have 5 years left. English, how does it work? Right now he has 11 months left, and if he wins he has another 4 coming.


So just to be clear, he didn't rig the upcoming election ahead of time? That's a relief. That means we won't hear cries of ACORN in 2013...
2012-02-23 07:54:32 PM  
1 votes:

Rug Doctor: Obama can troll with the best of them. I admire him for not doing it more, because if I had the power to make millions of Republicans go insane with rage just by talking, I don't think I could resist.


To be fair, a math book achieves the same results.
2012-02-23 07:53:16 PM  
1 votes:
One day we're going to find out that he hired moot as a writer.
2012-02-23 07:46:35 PM  
1 votes:
Obama can troll with the best of them. I admire him for not doing it more, because if I had the power to make millions of Republicans go insane with rage just by talking, I don't think I could resist.
2012-02-23 07:38:08 PM  
1 votes:

NuttierThanEver: NuttierThanEver: Sad to say but if he wins another 4 years I am almost certain there will be more than one attempt at removing him from office. The extreme right wing talk these days is absolutely toxic and if they truly believe what they are saying the don't really see any choice but to act.

and by removing him from office I mean an attempt on his life.


impeachment proceedings beginning november 7th with an indictment of being a doodiehead wouldn't really surprise me either, tho.
2012-02-23 07:17:30 PM  
1 votes:
does Chris Mathews have pee running down his leg?
2012-02-23 06:01:53 PM  
1 votes:
www.nypost.com
If you were running against these dickheads you'd be confident too, subby.
2012-02-23 05:52:54 PM  
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dahmers love zombie: No, subby, that's not how it works. 0bama's magical time machine only goes BACK in time, to allow him to cause the recession, 9/11, white flight, the Vietnam War, and the unfortunate incident with your cat. If he goes forward in time, it'll only be so he can see what's going on in the Confederate Republic of Gilead under Popeident Santorum.


So what you're saying is that the man giving that speech is FUTURE President Obama?
 
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