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(UPI)   The latest unionized group to feel the economic bite? The tooth fairy   (upi.com ) divider line
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2012-02-23 01:34:29 PM  
Meh. My tooth-shedding kid doesn't really give a flip between one dollar or five under his pillow.

Also, I pooh-pooh the idea of cutting back on tooth payments as a way to save money.

/crap, give Stevie ONE dollar this time...now we can go buy that loaf of bread!
 
2012-02-23 02:25:13 PM  
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2012-02-23 02:37:42 PM  
$2.10? $2.10???

I got a quarter! A friggin' quarter!! Spoiled-ass kids, get the fark off my lawn.
 
2012-02-23 03:44:45 PM  
Tooth fairy gives my kids a $2 bill. For whatever reason, kids and strippers are just as happy with a 2 as a 5.
 
2012-02-23 04:58:52 PM  
is the hogfather all right?
 
2012-02-23 04:59:59 PM  

medius: is the hogfather all right?


Came here for the Pratchett reference, leaving happy.
 
2012-02-23 05:00:29 PM  

medius: is the hogfather all right?


I'm Teatime. What's YOUR name?
 
2012-02-23 05:03:20 PM  

dugitman: Tooth fairy gives my kids a $2 bill. For whatever reason, kids and strippers are just as happy with a 2 as a 5.


I guess that's how strippers are conditioned to accept $2 as if it were a $5.


/I'll save my $2 bills for your when your daughter comes of age.
 
2012-02-23 05:04:10 PM  

timujin: $2.10? $2.10???

I got a quarter! A friggin' quarter!! Spoiled-ass kids, get the fark off my lawn.


A quarter? You spoiled prick. When I was a kid we got a slap in the face and extra hour of work down at the mill. That is back when children were men and men were gods.
 
2012-02-23 05:11:47 PM  

dugitman: Tooth fairy gives my kids a $2 bill. For whatever reason, kids and strippers are just as happy with a 2 as a 5.


Just don't take them to Taco Bell to spend it.
 
2012-02-23 05:23:27 PM  

timujin: $2.10? $2.10???

I got a quarter! A friggin' quarter!! Spoiled-ass kids, get the fark off my lawn.


Beat me to it.
 
2012-02-23 05:24:21 PM  
I bet Cartman and the Tooth Fairy Mafia would have something to say about all this.
 
2012-02-23 05:26:36 PM  

Gunny Highway: timujin: $2.10? $2.10???

I got a quarter! A friggin' quarter!! Spoiled-ass kids, get the fark off my lawn.

A quarter? You spoiled prick. When I was a kid we got a slap in the face and extra hour of work down at the mill. That is back when children were men and men were gods.


Wow, a quarter wasn't that bad, I guess. I really felt bad for my little brother, though, he'd put his tooth under the pillow and the Tooth Fairy'd exchange it for one of my old teeth. An upgrade, sure, but the resell on my teeth isn't as high as you'd think.

/quick CSB time... I was cleaning out the garage the other day and jammed in under some shelves built into the studs I found an old pill bottle with what I assumed were pills rattling around in it. I opened it up to find it contained half a dozen baby teeth and a Susan B. Anthony dollar.

So, woot, a buck!
 
2012-02-23 05:32:41 PM  

DeadGeek: Came here for the Pratchett reference, leaving happy.


we welcome all

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2012-02-23 05:46:37 PM  
That's what fairies get for killing Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged...
 
2012-02-23 06:22:16 PM  
Unions! Unions! HERP DERP HERP!
Unions! Unions! HERP DERP DERP!
 
2012-02-23 06:35:38 PM  
Why does the tooth fairy need to be ionized? I always thought she was neutral.
 
2012-02-23 07:52:22 PM  

timujin: $2.10? $2.10???

I got a quarter! A friggin' quarter!! Spoiled-ass kids, get the fark off my lawn.


You wouldn't be the first babyboomer that would have to be explained the concept of inflation.
 
2012-02-23 08:27:36 PM  
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2012-02-24 03:27:45 AM  
Wonder if this guy knows anything about it.
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2012-02-24 02:13:50 PM  

ChuDogg: timujin: $2.10? $2.10???

I got a quarter! A friggin' quarter!! Spoiled-ass kids, get the fark off my lawn.

You wouldn't be the first babyboomer that would have to be explained the concept of inflation.


if you crane your neck far enough back, you'll see the joke flying way, waaaayyy above your head.
 
2012-02-24 02:15:13 PM  

timujin: ChuDogg: timujin: $2.10? $2.10???

I got a quarter! A friggin' quarter!! Spoiled-ass kids, get the fark off my lawn.

You wouldn't be the first babyboomer that would have to be explained the concept of inflation.

if you crane your neck far enough back, you'll see the joke flying way, waaaayyy above your head.


Also, "babyboomer"? Really?
 
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