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(Guardian)   Hulk upset because other fans say he cheat. Fans chant "You're not incredible" at Hulk. Hulk no like being insulted. HULK SMASH FANS   (guardian.co.uk ) divider line 26
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2012-02-23 11:21:51 AM  
Ladies and gentlemen, the $100 million man.
 
2012-02-23 11:37:41 AM  
lol what? That has got to be the most pathetic complaint ever lodged by anyone over anything ever. Naturally deep down I hope City get penalised for it, because that would make it really funny, but jeez, Porto are stupid. When you get beaten 4-0 you don't say "they said he wasn't incredible :(".
 
2012-02-23 12:08:10 PM  
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2012-02-23 02:24:23 PM  
Brother!
 
2012-02-23 02:25:03 PM  
...and people wonder why Americans look down on soccer.

"They hurt my feelings! I'm filing an official protest!" goddamn pussy
 
2012-02-23 02:30:46 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: ...and people wonder why Americans look down on soccer.

"They hurt my feelings! I'm filing an official protest!" goddamn pussy


The only thing I ever liked about soccer was Zidane's headbutt.

Searching for video of it turned amusing rather quickly (new window)
 
2012-02-23 02:41:21 PM  
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2012-02-23 02:56:14 PM  
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MEAN GENE, THE FIRST THING YOU'VE GOTTA REALIZE BROTHER IS THAT THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE FUTURE OF WRESTLING. YOU CAN CALL THIS THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF WRESTLING BROTHER. THESE TWO MEN CAME FROM A GREAT BIG ORGANIZATION UP NORTH AND EVERYBODY WAS WONDERING ABOUT WHO THE THIRD MAN WAS. WELL WHO KNOWS MORE ABOUT THAT ORGANIZATION THAN ME BROTHER? WHAT I DO KNOW IS THIS... WHAT YOU GOING' TO DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD...ARRRRR ALL OVER YOOOOOOU!
 
2012-02-23 03:00:30 PM  
They're professional athletes. They're used to this sort of thing.

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2012-02-23 03:24:16 PM  
Don't worry, there's Carlos Tevez to help out at midfield. He'll help out. GAWD NO, Tevez with a chair shot to his own MW Barry. It can't be. Tevez is ripping out his Man City uniform to REVEAL THE RED OF MANCHESTER UNITED. Tevez is the third man, the third striker to make Man U the offensive juggernaut. Help us, it is looks like Man City won't be able to stay on top.

/go spurs
 
2012-02-23 03:25:25 PM  

Slaxl: lol what? That has got to be the most pathetic complaint ever lodged by anyone over anything ever. Naturally deep down I hope City get penalised for it, because that would make it really funny, but jeez, Porto are stupid. When you get beaten 4-0 you don't say "they said he wasn't incredible :(".


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Porto's biatching because they're probably going to get fined for all the racist chanting done in the away leg towards Man. City's players.

I give Man. City's supporters credit: they took the high road and engaged in a well played jab at Hulk.
 
2012-02-23 03:26:49 PM  
The issue is based on complaints made by City that Balotelli and their black players were racially abused in the first leg. This is a bit of a joke complaint in response to that, making light of racism.

Besides, City has the perfect defense. Empty seats can't speak.
 
2012-02-23 03:29:46 PM  
This is why soccer sucks.
 
2012-02-23 03:43:51 PM  
City's defense: Some of our best friends are not incredible. Wayne Bridge is still on our books.
 
2012-02-23 03:44:48 PM  
i was going to say he probably has been dealing with this shiat his entire laugh, but its damn funny then i read the article

ftwfa
Hulk, real name Givanildo Vieira de Souza,

wait its a nickname, thats farking hilarious

/far classier than some of the stuff ive heard at soccer games
 
2012-02-23 04:07:53 PM  
I like the pronunciation of his name on Desportes.
/"Hooolk" just has a nice sound to it
//nothin'
 
2012-02-23 05:00:36 PM  
HOKE HOGAN
 
2012-02-23 05:22:04 PM  
Not content to merely fake and dive and whine on the pitch, apparently Porto now is instructing its players on how to fake and dive and whine in administrative hearings as well.
 
2012-02-23 05:44:22 PM  
as a Benfica supporter everything that was written here is spot on

Hulk aka Givanildo is a primadona and a fairy ( one touch and he is on the floor)

/getting a kick ..etc
 
2012-02-23 05:57:11 PM  
Didn't the Porto fans make monkey noises at City's black players in the first leg? Hulk and co can STFU.
 
2012-02-23 06:16:35 PM  
Archer: What's the Spanish word for Hulk?
Ramon: El Hulk.
Archer: Gay.
Ramon: What? We don't have word for Hulk.
Archer: What's the Spanish word for gay?
Ramon: Gay.
Archer: Jesus Spanish! Our jobs aren't enough, now you have to take our words?

/First thing I thought of.
//Hulk is a good player. Not worth the $100 million Porto is asking for him though.
 
2012-02-23 06:44:32 PM  

LucklessWonder: Didn't the Porto fans make monkey noises at City's black players in the first leg? Hulk and co can STFU.


This video seems to show that Porto fans in the stands were making sounds which sound suspiciously like monkey noises that obviously coincidentally correlate with when a black player (Mario Balotelli) has the ball. I'm sure that there is some innocent explanation for this.
 
2012-02-23 06:53:37 PM  

Rodrigo Hernandez: The issue is based on complaints made by City that Balotelli and their black players were racially abused in the first leg. This is a bit of a joke complaint in response to that, making light of racism.

Besides, City has the perfect defense. Empty seats can't speak.


Some UK friends have said there have even been claims the Hulk chants were somehow racist.
 
2012-02-23 11:07:50 PM  

SharkTrager: Rodrigo Hernandez: The issue is based on complaints made by City that Balotelli and their black players were racially abused in the first leg. This is a bit of a joke complaint in response to that, making light of racism.

Besides, City has the perfect defense. Empty seats can't speak.

Some UK friends have said there have even been claims the Hulk chants were somehow racist.


Well they were teasing him for having skin that's the wrong color, by not being green...
 
2012-02-24 07:58:05 AM  

KaisertheCoyote: Archer: What's the Spanish word for Hulk?
Ramon: El Hulk.
Archer: Gay.
Ramon: What? We don't have word for Hulk.
Archer: What's the Spanish word for gay?
Ramon: Gay.
Archer: Jesus Spanish! Our jobs aren't enough, now you have to take our words?

/First thing I thought of.
//Hulk is a good player. Not worth the $100 million Porto is asking for him though.


I cannot love you enough for making an Archer reference.

/phrasing
 
2012-02-25 03:23:26 AM  

TonnageVT: KaisertheCoyote: Archer: What's the Spanish word for Hulk?
Ramon: El Hulk.
Archer: Gay.
Ramon: What? We don't have word for Hulk.
Archer: What's the Spanish word for gay?
Ramon: Gay.
Archer: Jesus Spanish! Our jobs aren't enough, now you have to take our words?

/First thing I thought of.
//Hulk is a good player. Not worth the $100 million Porto is asking for him though.

I cannot love you enough for making an Archer reference.

/phrasing


Yeah, I know, I....wait, I had something for this. Damn it!
 
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