"So what are we hunting today?"

I was starting to get really offended until I remembered that it's just a farkin game and no one is hurting anyone.

But don't let that stop you...

Offensive without satire? Stupid.

doubled99: I was starting to get really offended until I remembered that it's just a farkin game and no one is hurting anyone.

But don't let that stop you...

How about a little human dignity for the more unfortunate of us in our society? I guess we can't have that, can we? I mean, it's literally the least we can do, let them have some dignity.

Be grateful it isn't you. I think you'd feel really differently if it was.

/I'm wasting my time, aren't i?

If those poor people hadn't started their class warfare against the rich, there would have been no need for this app.

There's nothing more hilarious than starving, homeless people freezing their asses off under an overpass. Except maybe when kids are involved. And rich assholes are pretending to kill them.

I now have a whole new category of people who should choke on an oversized cock. So I have that going for me.

Is the game called "Bum Blaster"?

Tasteless and stupid. Why didn't I think of that?

doubled99: I was starting to get really offended until I remembered that it's just a farkin game and no one is hurting anyone.

But don't let that stop you...

Exactly. It's like when people got all butthurt over that Halloween party that the lawfirm of Steven J Baum held where employees dressed up like the homeless and made fun of the people they kicked out of their own homes. What was the big deal? They weren't hurting anybody.

Not as bad as 'hobo fights', but close.

So the only question left is....

Which Farker created this game?

I knew that Hobo with a Shotgun was missing an extra sequence.

Anybody care to make an app called "Hunt the Rich" in which you play a homeless person who goes to mansions and corporate buildings to murder anyone who makes over $250,000 a year?

I'm sure nobody will be offended, and FOX News won't make a big deal of it.

I'm in Austin and this game would be super easy.

Try taking a picture of this guy:

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doubled99: I was starting to get really offended until I remembered that it's just a farkin game and no one is hurting anyone.

But don't let that stop you...

How about a little human dignity for the more unfortunate of us in our society? I guess we can't have that, can we? I mean, it's literally the least we can do, let them have some dignity.



You know, you're right.
I'm gonna get to work right away on "DIGNITY" where I'll spotlight the real problems of these people and show them respect and acceptance in a video game

Ah, yes. This must have been made by the same guy who tried to make Baby Shake a couple of years back, where the object was to shake your phone until the on-screen baby had Xes over the eyes.

/Not even kidding.

Wait, we are now calling on people to respect other people's dignity on Fark? On Fark?

/going back to the thread about the actor that shot himself in the head and shat his pants
//or maybe another Whitney thread

I have a bad sense of humor (so I've been told). This is a bit much, even for me.

I like how the "Gaza" pack features a WWII German Tiger, along with an Uzi.

One of these things is not like the other.

Bumfights all over again.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: LeroyBourne: Not as bad as 'hobo fights', but close.

What is 'hobo fights'?

Some guy use to go around and offer two hobos like $50 to fight each other, and the winner would get the cash. He would video tape it and sold them on the intertoobs for like $20 a pop. Some ppl thought it was in bad taste, and stopped him. It was probably during the time girls gone wild was popular, and he just wanted to cash in.

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"So what are we hunting today?"

Thank you

i don't see how this is a game. usually an activity has to have some kind of objective and competitive aspect for it to be considered a game.. this seems like you just take pictures of homeless people and the app introduces weapons into the pictures

I was hoping the app would do some sort of facial-recognition software, add a time and place stamp to the pic, and then allow you to track when and where the homeless person has been. Sort of a Where's George for hobos. That could be useful for demographics data.

SmellsLikePoo: Try taking a picture of this guy:

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What's the point? Someone already took a picture of him.

That Weng Wrightsyn still yammering about it? I thought I took care of him...

Good Behavior Day: I was hoping the app would do some sort of facial-recognition software, add a time and place stamp to the pic, and then allow you to track when and where the homeless person has been. Sort of a Where's George for hobos. That could be useful for demographics data.

Not to mention create a sort of outreach networking tool.

I don't get the joke.

Awesome tag busy banging Kate Upton?



Kidding!

They already have this. It's called Grindr.

Oh, you said hobo hunt, not homo hunt... never mind.

doubled99: I was starting to get really offended until I remembered that it's just a farkin game and no one is hurting anyone.

But don't let that stop you...

Ah, I remember being naive and self-righteous.

mulletor: Is the game called "Bum Blaster"?

That's a British porno.

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: There's nothing more hilarious than starving, homeless people freezing their asses off under an overpass. Except maybe when kids are involved. And rich assholes are pretending to kill them.

I now have a whole new category of people who should choke on an oversized cock. So I have that going for me.

I know, right?!?! But I think creating a new category for starving, homeless people to chock on an oversized cock might be going overboard. Unless you have an app for that. Then I'll take a look.

This would be an awesome idea if the intention was for people to 'hunt' the homeless person down and buy them lunch or dinner or give them a gift like a blanket or clothes.

Needlessly Complicated: doubled99: I was starting to get really offended until I remembered that it's just a farkin game and no one is hurting anyone.

But don't let that stop you...

How about a little human dignity for the more unfortunate of us in our society? I guess we can't have that, can we? I mean, it's literally the least we can do, let them have some dignity.

Be grateful it isn't you. I think you'd feel really differently if it was.

/I'm wasting my time, aren't i?

Yeah, I think you are.

On the other hand, I know quite a few homeless who have laptops and also various programming skills. Maybe I'll approach one about putting together a similar game, where the targets are investment bankers, lawyers, government bureaucrats, smug Farkers, etc. Homeless people could play that online to pass the time. No harm, no foul, right? No one should have a prob with that.

snocone: No challenge, none.
Now, make it the 1%s and you got game!

Make that the 1%ers and you've got SWAT teams, grand juries, terrorist assertions and hidden detentions.