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(Fox News)   Titanic's last lunch menu up for auction, shows passengers dined on roast beef, mashed potatoes, iceberg lettuce   (foxnews.com) divider line 40
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2012-02-23 09:15:22 AM
One should never eat a heavy meal before swimming.
 
2012-02-23 09:32:09 AM
OK, that made me laugh out loud. Props, subby...
 
2012-02-23 10:34:39 AM
Followed by an icewine appertif, I bet.
 
2012-02-23 10:38:14 AM
Well done, Subby
 
2012-02-23 10:38:28 AM
They should've had a V8
 
2012-02-23 10:40:35 AM
Bazinga!

/+1
 
2012-02-23 10:40:49 AM
Subby stole joke from Fallon. Hulu it.
 
2012-02-23 10:41:37 AM
I'll have a scotch. neat. Please.

Moments later...

WAITER. THIS IS NOT WHAT I ORDERED!
 
2012-02-23 10:43:14 AM
too soon!
 
2012-02-23 10:43:37 AM
Did it all get washed down with ice water?
 
2012-02-23 10:43:56 AM
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THE FISH IS F*CKING RAW, YOU DONKEY!
 
2012-02-23 10:44:36 AM

poe_zlaw: Did it all get washed down with ice water?


I think it was Ocean Spray.
 
2012-02-23 10:47:31 AM
I bought a piece of coal from the Titanic's boiler room when the exhibit came through the area. There were signs all over the place saying that the coal was the only thing from the wreckage authorized for sale.

Apparently, they lied.
 
2012-02-23 10:50:24 AM
The Titanic -- on a voyage from Southampton, southern England to New York -- hit an iceberg and eventually sank in the northern Atlantic Ocean on April 15, 1912.

That's pretty interesting. I had never heard of this. Anybody have any more information on this obscure shipwreck?
 
2012-02-23 10:54:09 AM

markfara: I bought a piece of coal from the Titanic's boiler room when the exhibit came through the area. There were signs all over the place saying that the coal was the only thing from the wreckage authorized for sale.

Apparently, they lied.


I have some Helium from the Hindenburg if your interested....
 
2012-02-23 10:55:00 AM
The restaurant was a dive. Even the rats left.
 
2012-02-23 10:55:42 AM
Iceberg lettuce? Oh the irony.rewardslink.info
 
2012-02-23 10:55:47 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: The Titanic -- on a voyage from Southampton, southern England to New York -- hit an iceberg and eventually sank in the northern Atlantic Ocean on April 15, 1912.

That's pretty interesting. I had never heard of this. Anybody have any more information on this obscure shipwreck?


Details are scarce, but I do know that Celine Dion remained regrettably unharmed...
 
2012-02-23 10:56:42 AM

FTA:

Her husband was saved by a Titanic steward, who pushed him into the 13th lifeboat.



fell into lifeboat? It could happen !
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2012-02-23 10:58:35 AM
Nice of them to use such a nice, big picture in the article.
 
2012-02-23 10:59:30 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: The Titanic -- on a voyage from Southampton, southern England to New York -- hit an iceberg and eventually sank in the northern Atlantic Ocean on April 15, 1912.

That's pretty interesting. I had never heard of this. Anybody have any more information on this obscure shipwreck?


Google's got nuthin'. Sorry.
 
2012-02-23 11:01:04 AM

Zion21: Iceberg lettuce? Oh the irony.[rewardslink.info image 1x1]


That whizzing sound is from the jokes overhead.
 
2012-02-23 11:02:35 AM
Old joke.

/also, they did that bit on QI
 
2012-02-23 11:08:15 AM
Great headline, bro. Or broette, whatever.
 
2012-02-23 11:17:25 AM
How rude.
 
2012-02-23 11:20:01 AM

markfara: I bought a piece of coal from the Titanic's boiler room when the exhibit came through the area. There were signs all over the place saying that the coal was the only thing from the wreckage authorized for sale.

Apparently, they lied.


The menu is not from the wreckage.
 
2012-02-23 11:31:32 AM
Damn grave robbers.
 
2012-02-23 11:39:44 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: The Titanic -- on a voyage from Southampton, southern England to New York -- hit an iceberg and eventually sank in the northern Atlantic Ocean on April 15, 1912.

That's pretty interesting. I had never heard of this. Anybody have any more information on this obscure shipwreck?


1/10

Please try harder!
 
2012-02-23 11:58:19 AM

lsmallsl:

I have some Helium from the Hindenburg if your interested....


You know how I know you failed chemistry?
 
2012-02-23 12:21:57 PM

Al Gorithm: lsmallsl:

I have some Helium from the Hindenburg if your interested....

You know how I know you failed chemistry history?


ftfy
 
2012-02-23 12:50:11 PM
There used to be a historical group dedicated to recreating meals served on the Titanic. Arthur C. Clarke was a member.
 
2012-02-23 01:27:04 PM
What do you suppose Rose and Jack ordered? Oysters? Heh-heh-heh.
 
2012-02-23 01:38:24 PM

ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunnierHeadline: Nice of them to use such a nice, big picture in the article.



Otherwise there would be "last menus" all over E-Baayyyy
 
2012-02-23 01:45:12 PM

Coelacanth: There used to be a historical group dedicated to recreating meals served on the Titanic. Arthur C. Clarke was a member.


The dinner served at the opening night party for the Broadway musical Titanic was this exact menu.
 
2012-02-23 01:57:25 PM

markfara: I bought a piece of coal from the Titanic's boiler room when the exhibit came through the area. There were signs all over the place saying that the coal was the only thing from the wreckage authorized for sale.

Apparently, they lied.


Um, you do realize that the shifty guy behind the museum wasn't really selling legit artifacts, right?

/ I keed , I keed
 
2012-02-23 02:14:07 PM
Oh, those poor people; lettuce leaf them alone.
 
2012-02-23 04:53:07 PM
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/needs more gin, less ice.
 
2012-02-23 04:56:39 PM

ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunnierHeadline: Nice of them to use such a nice, big picture in the article.


anybody work for csi that can zoom in & enhance the picture so we can read it?
 
2012-02-23 05:30:55 PM
The ticket didn't say get off before the iceberg!

/obscure?
 
2012-02-23 08:08:31 PM

Mr. Shabooboo: The ticket didn't say get off before the iceberg!

/obscure?


Only if you use a time portal to travel back to 1980.
 
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