FARK.com: (6957854) If you're willing to entrust your back-room boob job to Queen Divas Hair Salon and Spa, then don't be surprised when you end up in critical condition, and doctors aren't exactly sure what was injected into your chest

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		If you're willing to entrust your back-room boob job to Queen Divas Hair Salon and Spa, then don't be surprised when you end up in critical condition, and doctors aren't exactly sure what was injected into your chest (wfaa.com)		46
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skiinstructor

2012-02-23 01:47:27 AM

Spray foam? use the latex stuff instead of the urethane...

Keizer_Ghidorah

2012-02-23 01:47:49 AM

If you're willing to mutilate yourself for vanity's sake, you deserve whatever you get.

Fish in a Barrel

2012-02-23 01:53:04 AM

1 This reminds me of the cement butt augmentation story from a month or so ago.

2 The article says the current victim's cousin was also hospitalized two weeks ago by the same people. Apparently that was the kind of ringing endorsement this gal was looking for.

meat0918

2012-02-23 01:53:59 AM

The free market prevails!

miss diminutive

2012-02-23 01:57:59 AM

Lie down on table. I inject insulation today. Drain puss next week. You might feel small pain.

Oznog

2012-02-23 01:59:55 AM

meat0918: The free market prevails!

Stop putting all these limitations on JOB CREATORS!!

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2012-02-23 02:03:39 AM

More broke-ass trannies trying to get the bodies they think they should have been born with?

/not clicking the article
//if you've ever used duct tape to fix something
you have no right to talk shiat

Oznog

2012-02-23 02:03:45 AM

You're choking the industry with regulations!!!

Oznog

2012-02-23 02:04:20 AM

skiinstructor: Spray foam? use the latex stuff instead of the urethane...

Cooking oil. It's all cooking oil nowadays... biodegradable, you can even EAT the stuff!

Khazar-Khum

2012-02-23 02:07:25 AM

I thought they got the caulking silicone at Home Depot. It already has a nozzle and everything.

skiinstructor

2012-02-23 02:08:08 AM

Oznog: Cooking oil doesn't go all expando like a good shot o' spray foam...

jingks

2012-02-23 02:09:58 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: More broke-ass trannies trying to get the bodies they think they should have been born with?

/not clicking the article
//if you've ever used ~~duct~~ duck tape to fix something

sorry, pet peeve.

buckler

2012-02-23 02:12:00 AM

Fix-a-Flat? Super Glue? Seems to work on asses, in a way...

NYCNative

2012-02-23 02:13:12 AM

She looks legit

here to help

2012-02-23 02:18:19 AM

Okay... it could be a skin condition but I think the "doctor" may have borked her own skin bleaching job. She's kind of got a reverse Rorschach goin' on there.

9beers

2012-02-23 02:20:54 AM

That's life with Obamacare.

jtown

2012-02-23 02:23:12 AM

According to investigators, Foster-Alexander is also believed to be responsible for a similar procedure on the hospitalized woman's 27-year-old cousin about two weeks ago.

That family needs to be removed from the gene pool. They're too stupid to live.

missingpluto

2012-02-23 02:26:41 AM

Fish in a Barrel: 1 This reminds me of the cement butt augmentation story from a month or so ago.

2 The article says the current victim's cousin was also hospitalized two weeks ago by the same people. Apparently that was the kind of ringing endorsement this gal was looking for.

The victim's cousin wasn't hospitalized two weeks ago, she had the same procedure done two weeks ago. At least that's my understanding.

Who goes to the back of a beauty shop for that and thinks it's legit? I wonder what she paid..

cedarpark

2012-02-23 02:34:04 AM

Maybe she used

www.hardwarestore.com

AbortionsForAll

2012-02-23 02:36:35 AM

Jesus. What is it with "minority" women and back-alley cosmetic surgery..? The only back-alley procedure that white ladies will roll the dice like that for is abortions.

here to help

2012-02-23 02:42:35 AM

AbortionsForAll: The only back-alley procedure that white ladies will roll the dice like that for is abortions.

And thank goodness for that or you'd be out of a career.

cedarpark

2012-02-23 02:45:40 AM

Here's a YouTube video promo of the place. Looks like a legit place for cosmetic surgery.

YouTube Video for Queen Divas

Fluorescent Testicle

2012-02-23 02:50:43 AM

AbortionsForAll: The only back-alley procedure that white ladies will roll the dice like that for is abortions.

Wrong. Botox.

AbortionsForAll

2012-02-23 02:50:58 AM

here to help: AbortionsForAll: The only back-alley procedure that white ladies will roll the dice like that for is abortions.

And thank goodness for that or you'd be out of a career.

Right you are, sir! Believe it or not, it isn't often that I get to so shamelessly refer to myself in postings like this.

AbortionsForAll

2012-02-23 02:55:35 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: AbortionsForAll: The only back-alley procedure that white ladies will roll the dice like that for is abortions.

Wrong. Botox.

Oh shiat, you're right! Old white women *do* do that stuff on themselves and their friends... Honestly though, it *is* arguable as to whether or not botox actually qualifies as a "surgical procedure", back-alley or otherwise. I'm almost inclined to lump it in with high-end cosmetic procedures (like bikini waxing).

here to help

2012-02-23 02:56:40 AM

AbortionsForAll: Right you are, sir! Believe it or not, it isn't often that I get to so shamelessly refer to myself in postings like this.

Well, I am... after all...

*shades*

here to help.

eeeeYEEEEAaAAAhhhhhh....

skiinstructor

2012-02-23 03:07:36 AM

Heretohelp: that's not a botched bleachjob, it's what we call in the ski industry "goggle eyes"...

ladyfortuna

2012-02-23 03:09:38 AM

here to help: AbortionsForAll: Right you are, sir! Believe it or not, it isn't often that I get to so shamelessly refer to myself in postings like this.

Well, I am... after all...

*shades*

here to help.

eeeeYEEEEAaAAAhhhhhh....

Don't make me roll the dice for you guys...

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2012-02-23 03:09:47 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2012-02-23 03:12:41 AM

NYCNative: [media.wfaa.com image 469x264]

She looks legit

She'd also 'clean up' well (since clean up means set the makeup gun on whore, around here). Some foundation to even her out, cosmetics, and her favorite foot-long lacefront, and she'd be ready for Smooth or King........ if they still showcased black women.

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman

2012-02-23 03:20:42 AM

jtown: According to investigators, Foster-Alexander is also believed to be responsible for a similar procedure on the hospitalized woman's 27-year-old cousin about two weeks ago.

That family needs to be removed from the gene pool. They're too stupid to live.

Well, based on that sentence the cousin was NOT hospitalized, which is why she probably thought it was ok. still, anyone who goes for back alley cosmetic procedures is a moron.

Ryker's Peninsula

2012-02-23 03:31:26 AM

C'mon. I know Randy Moss wearing pink lipstick with Sharpie eyebrows and a bad hair cut when I see him.

foxyshadis

2012-02-23 03:33:20 AM

AbortionsForAll: Fluorescent Testicle: AbortionsForAll: The only back-alley procedure that white ladies will roll the dice like that for is abortions.

Wrong. Botox.

Oh shiat, you're right! Old white women *do* do that stuff on themselves and their friends... Honestly though, it *is* arguable as to whether or not botox actually qualifies as a "surgical procedure", back-alley or otherwise. I'm almost inclined to lump it in with high-end cosmetic procedures (like bikini waxing).

Maybe, but a legit-sounding story of a woman who drowned after succumbing to botulism paralysis from a not-entirely-inert injection was featured on 100 ways to die.

/I'm all for saving a buck, but even going to TJ for the mostly-legit doctors still gives me the heebie-jeebies.
//Tons of boutique "doctors" around here peddling laser lipo, real lipo, boob jobs, and all manner of other invasive cosmetic procedures by technicians with a week of on-the-job training doesn't exactly inspire me, either.

AbbeySomeone

2012-02-23 04:33:19 AM

I'd like to know what she was injected with just out of morbid curiousity.
WTF do these people expect? There is a reason that doctors are required to get training and licenses, etc.
Eyebrow waxing and breast enhancement aren't really the same risk.

Nick Nostril

2012-02-23 06:28:13 AM

OhioUGrad

2012-02-23 06:45:47 AM

um...come on people do the boobs at least look good?

/before and after photos please!

DarthBrooks

2012-02-23 07:57:04 AM

A 26-year-old Longview woman is hospitalized in critical condition after she said she underwent the procedure one week ago in the back room of Queen Divas Hair Salon and Spa, 102 East Martin Luther King Street, in Tyler.

The real estate codewords are strong in Texas.

AbbeySomeone

2012-02-23 08:53:11 AM

DarthBrooks: A 26-year-old Longview woman is hospitalized in critical condition after she said she underwent the procedure one week ago in the back room of Queen Divas Hair Salon and Spa, 102 East Martin Luther King Street, in Tyler.

The real estate codewords are strong in Texas.

It's been my experience that MLK is the same everywhere.

ytterbium

2012-02-23 09:37:17 AM

Ah, East Texas, or as I refer to it, the Heart of Darkness. Racism is alive and well there: I happened to have been in Tyler the day after Obama won the election, after being in Chicago that night.

I went from seeing black people crying in the streets with joy to seeing them near tears in terror. I saw trucks soaped with "Lynch Obama" and "Obama will steal your guns". The guy bagging my groceries wouldn't look me in the eye and only said, "Yes ma'am" to whatever I said.

F'ing bizarre and sad.

This has nothing to do with TFA, but that's what comes to mind about Tyler, TX.

/hard to feel bad for the stupid woman

amindtat

2012-02-23 10:12:44 AM

Nick Nostril: [img840.imageshack.us image 640x480]

You're just thinking with your caulk.

ZombiesYall

2012-02-23 10:15:58 AM

That mugshotted person has to be a man.

nytmare

2012-02-23 10:50:12 AM

OhioUGrad: um...come on people do the boobs at least look good?

/before and after photos please!

They look like tortoise shells now.

bmalnad

2012-02-23 11:16:39 AM

Thread can has boob-job pics? They're not fake if I can motorboat them.

Derpy White Boy

2012-02-23 12:14:26 PM

That is just stupidity gone to seed.

OhioUGrad

2012-02-23 01:34:43 PM

nytmare: OhioUGrad: um...come on people do the boobs at least look good?

/before and after photos please!

They look like tortoise shells now.

Mario would be happy.

FormlessOne

2012-02-24 12:20:48 AM

No farking sympathy whatsoever for both the backroom "surgeon" and the moron trying to get cosmetic surgery on the cheap, at a friggin' backroom "surgeon."

No farking sympathy at all. I hope the vain moron ends up with a double mastectomy to save her life & health, and that she ends up suing the "surgeon" for everything she owns or will ever own, and that both of them serve as yet another friggin' example of the dark side of vanity.

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