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(The Sun)   Brain disease turns 22-year-old hottie into a toddler (w/ 'you'd spank it' pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 40
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2012-02-22 11:33:50 PM
10 votes:
OK now honey, open up the hanger like a big girl, here comes the airplane!
W-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-FUMP!
Good girl!
2012-02-23 12:59:25 AM
5 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk
Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie!


/piping hot
2012-02-23 03:58:20 AM
4 votes:
So, an Apple user?
2012-02-23 02:47:37 AM
4 votes:
so she acts likes most 18-40 year old women who don't get what the want?
2012-02-23 04:29:49 AM
3 votes:

He Who Shall Not Be Named: Is this from all those generations of in-breeding over in the U.K.? Honest question. I know that I have seen dozens of really strange health issues and usually they are in the United Kingdom.

/I'm my own grandpa


cubsfn01: Doctors say this may be the worst documented case of Kardashianitis in the UK.


FTA: For the first time ever, Alanna has moved away from her parents Randy, 53, and Diane in Seattle to live in Honolulu, Hawaii

Did they hand the colonies back to us or something?
2012-02-23 02:35:33 AM
3 votes:
My god, that would be awful. If I ever get like that, put me on the piano.
2012-02-23 01:29:00 PM
2 votes:

zaier: RobSeace: zaier: A girl has a sad incurable disease and all fark can talk about is how they'd like to rape her. I guess fark is sick of being showed up by 4chan.

zaier: Is fark the haven of rapists on the internet now? We should probably have that put up somewhere on the front page so that people know.

Ctrl-F "rape"... Hmmm, no mentions until your post...

/Also: a sense of humor... You may want to look into getting ahold of one!
//Not everything everyone posts is intended as 100% serious commentary... Shocking, I know...

Odd, how you don't have to use the word rape to be describing the act. Also, talking about taking advantage of a girl with a brain disease isn't funny. A person in a compromised mental state is not capable of giving consent. It wouldn't be any different if she was in a coma, under anesthesia, catatonic, brain damaged, or otherwise. Talking about hurting a girl with a serious medical condition isn't funny. If you think it is, I dare you to walk into a ward at the hospital with mentally compromised patients and start making the same jokes and see what happens.


i6.photobucket.com
2012-02-23 06:48:54 AM
2 votes:

He Who Shall Not Be Named: Is this from all those generations of in-breeding over in the U.K.? Honest question. I know that I have seen dozens of really strange health issues and usually they are in the United Kingdom.


Looks like you have the same problems as her - an inability to read.

Seriously - why would you even bother to say something like that without reading the article first? Other than to make people think you're stupidy stupidy stupid?
2012-02-23 06:17:38 AM
2 votes:
As a baboon on meth, I'm getting a kick out of...
2012-02-23 06:12:34 AM
2 votes:

Coelacanth: Bathia_Mapes: Somacandra: jaylectricity: What's sad is that it would be immoral to take care of her in every way to enjoy the benefits of what she does during those episodes.

[i.imgur.com image 510x385]

Benefits? What possible benefits would those episodes provide anyone?

Amongst other things Kleine-Levin Syndrome can cause hypersexual behavior during the event, including promiscuity, excessive masturbation, inappropriate sexual advances, and other atypical sexual behavior. Once the KLS event is over, she would have no memory of it, so it would be easy to take advantage of her.

You would have to be the most inhuman creature on Earth to take advantage of her. Not even worthy of a bullet to send you to the next world after your sin is found out.


I'd TOTALLY do it, and I'd be a nasty ass pervert about it too. "wanna see my pee pee? There I dipped it in sugar for you, now wick it allll aff!" Then I'd f her like a baboon on meth.
2012-02-23 05:23:01 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-02-23 04:44:25 AM
2 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk

Welcome to Fark?
2012-02-23 04:13:10 AM
2 votes:
Doctors say this may be the worst documented case of Kardashianitis in the UK.
2012-02-23 04:02:24 AM
2 votes:
Rare condition? It's called being a woman.
2012-02-23 03:02:03 AM
2 votes:
So she just acts like a woman huh?

Nothing to see here, move along.
2012-02-22 11:46:10 PM
2 votes:
If that's Wong, I don't wanna be wite.

*pitches fit*
2012-02-24 06:20:28 AM
1 votes:

zaier: Link (new window)


It's amusing that you consider Google search results some kind of moral authority backing up your argument... Even more amusing:

"why rape jokes aren't funny" - About 6,930,000 results (0.23 seconds)
"why rape jokes are funny" - About 15,500,000 results (0.21 seconds)

Also, George Carlin long ago disproved your hypothesis...
2012-02-23 02:52:19 PM
1 votes:

zaier: RobSeace: zaier: Hilarious and harmless because you said it on the internet instead of in person?

No, it's got nothing to do with "on the Internet" vs. "in person"... It's got everything to do with appropriate audience/atmosphere... This here is Fark.com, in case you forgot what site you were on... If you're not familiar with our work, we make fun of things... EVERYTHING! It's what we do... So, is making fun of someone with a strange brain disorder appropriate here? Yes... Is it appropriate on, say, CNN.com or VictimsOfStrangeMentalDisorders.com? No...

She can still see the jokes being made if she has access,

Really? You think she's a Farkette, and is now crying her way through this thread right now? Somehow, I find this highly unlikely... And, if somehow she were a Farkette, I rather suspect she'd enjoy that sort of humor and would laugh at it along with everyone else!

/But, then again, you apparently seem to be a Farker, so I suppose my theory isn't entirely sound...

because you have anonymity.

I do? Take a closer look at my login: it's not some pseudonym or fictional character name... That's my real name!

Also, I'm not sure how you think this type of humor would make her situation better.

Well, again, it wasn't about her being exposed to such humor in the first place... It was about others easing their own tensions and awkwardness over her disorder by engaging in humor amongst themselves... However, yes, I think it would be healthy and beneficial for her to learn to laugh at her own situation, as well... "Better to laugh than cry", as they say...

Yeah, most people don't laugh at the idea of being assaulted when they are helpless. I'm guessing those that find the idea of raping a disabled girl hilarious are easing their own tensions and awkwardness because they would actually consider doing it because they are such failures at forming healthy sexual relationships.


I certainly hope you yelled "rape" when you first felt the stick up your ass.
2012-02-23 12:29:28 PM
1 votes:
Expected picture of Rita Leeds from Arrested Development

-Munch "Leaves disappointed" Wolf
2012-02-23 12:07:44 PM
1 votes:

mongbiohazard: Hottie? That's a little much. She's "British pretty".


Your understanding of the article shows you're "American smart".
2012-02-23 11:46:00 AM
1 votes:
I sure hope they have a picture of her in a bikini standing on a surfboard so I can fully judge the severity of this situation.
2012-02-23 10:19:03 AM
1 votes:
Am I the only one who thought changing her name from Alanna to Sumting would be fitting?
2012-02-23 10:13:55 AM
1 votes:

scooter1369: Socialized medicine = Brain Disease

For profit medicine = Spoiled brat.


Not too swift there, are we, sparky?

Just because it's reported in the Sun doesn't mean it happened in Britain.
2012-02-23 10:07:16 AM
1 votes:
A girl has a sad incurable disease and all fark can talk about is how they'd like to rape her. I guess fark is sick of being showed up by 4chan.
2012-02-23 10:03:08 AM
1 votes:
Healthy hobbies ... Alanna loses weight from her binges through paddle-boarding
img.thesun.co.uk
Uh, you're doing it wrong. Though I supposed you'd burn a shiat load of calories trying to paddleboard your way up the beach, so I guess maybe you're doing it right...
2012-02-23 09:06:32 AM
1 votes:
22 year old woman has episodes where she acts like a toddler -

So shes a typical female?

HEEEEYOOOOOO!
2012-02-23 08:54:01 AM
1 votes:
i.qkme.me

/Obligatory...
//Expected this to be the Boobies...
2012-02-23 08:50:05 AM
1 votes:
img46.imageshack.us
2012-02-23 07:49:02 AM
1 votes:
Looks like she has a chink in her armor.
2012-02-23 06:22:36 AM
1 votes:
Not in control ... Alanna, 22, suffers episodes that leave her acting like a toddler

So how is this different from every other 22 year old female?
2012-02-23 05:56:37 AM
1 votes:

Coelacanth:
You would have to be the most inhuman creature on Earth to take advantage of her. Not even worthy of a bullet to send you to the next world after your sin is found out.


images.hollywood.com

...you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
2012-02-23 05:44:54 AM
1 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-02-23 05:17:41 AM
1 votes:

He Who Shall Not Be Named: Is this from all those generations of in-breeding over in the U.K.? Honest question. I know that I have seen dozens of really strange health issues and usually they are in the United Kingdom.

/I'm my own grandpa


Let me guess - reading comprehension is not one of your strong points.
2012-02-23 03:29:00 AM
1 votes:

Grables'Daughter: Bathia_Mapes: Poor woman. :-(

See, I was going to make a snarky sexual comment, and now you made me feel bad.

I agree. Poor woman.


Poor parents!

You do NOT want your kids going back to those days of tantrums.
2012-02-23 03:22:50 AM
1 votes:
sounds like most women
2012-02-23 02:32:52 AM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Coelacanth: Bathia_Mapes: Somacandra: jaylectricity: What's sad is that it would be immoral to take care of her in every way to enjoy the benefits of what she does during those episodes.

[i.imgur.com image 510x385]

Benefits? What possible benefits would those episodes provide anyone?

Amongst other things Kleine-Levin Syndrome can cause hypersexual behavior during the event, including promiscuity, excessive masturbation, inappropriate sexual advances, and other atypical sexual behavior. Once the KLS event is over, she would have no memory of it, so it would be easy to take advantage of her.

You would have to be the most inhuman creature on Earth to take advantage of her. Not even worthy of a bullet to send you to the next world after your sin is found out.

Very true, but both of us know such sociopathic scum live amongst us.


Well, I was thinking of taking advantage of her condition a different way.

A girlfriend that sleeps 22hrs a day.... think of all the Skyrim I could do.

Does that make me a sociopathic scum?
2012-02-23 02:13:52 AM
1 votes:

182: TommyymmoT: OK now honey, open up the hanger like a big girl, here comes the airplane!
W-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-FUMP!
Good girl!

lol....i see you've had practice.


Getting them into the high chair is half the battle.
2012-02-23 01:24:50 AM
1 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk

*fap*
2012-02-23 12:07:10 AM
1 votes:
I call bullshiat.

/had to be done.
2012-02-22 11:38:54 PM
1 votes:
Poor woman. :-(
 
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