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(The Sun)   Brain disease turns 22-year-old hottie into a toddler (w/ 'you'd spank it' pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 209
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2012-02-22 11:30:07 PM  
yikes.
 
2012-02-22 11:33:50 PM  
OK now honey, open up the hanger like a big girl, here comes the airplane!
W-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-FUMP!
Good girl!
 
2012-02-22 11:38:54 PM  
Poor woman. :-(
 
2012-02-22 11:40:33 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Poor woman. :-(


See, I was going to make a snarky sexual comment, and now you made me feel bad.

I agree. Poor woman.
 
2012-02-22 11:46:10 PM  
If that's Wong, I don't wanna be wite.

*pitches fit*
 
2012-02-22 11:58:21 PM  
What's sad is that it would be immoral to take care of her in every way to enjoy the benefits of what she does during those episodes. You would be labeled a sexual predator even if you only had sex with her once a month and took care of her at all other times.
 
2012-02-23 12:07:10 AM  
I call bullshiat.

/had to be done.
 
182
2012-02-23 12:29:41 AM  

TommyymmoT: OK now honey, open up the hanger like a big girl, here comes the airplane!
W-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-FUMP!
Good girl!


lol....i see you've had practice.
 
2012-02-23 12:40:31 AM  

TommyymmoT: OK now honey, open up the hanger like a big girl, here comes the airplane!
W-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-FUMP!
Good girl!


Is it difficult to get the airplane in the hangar around back?
 
2012-02-23 12:59:25 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk
Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie!


/piping hot
 
2012-02-23 01:21:10 AM  
At least she reverts to a five year and not a five month old. Five year olds are potty trained, so she hopefully won't wake from her episodes covered in her own shiat.

/still don't envy her in the least
 
2012-02-23 01:24:50 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk

*fap*
 
2012-02-23 01:33:23 AM  

jaylectricity: What's sad is that it would be immoral to take care of her in every way to enjoy the benefits of what she does during those episodes.


i.imgur.com

Benefits? What possible benefits would those episodes provide anyone?
 
2012-02-23 01:36:07 AM  

Somacandra: Benefits? What possible benefits would those episodes provide anyone?


I wonder if she would be held responsible for any crimes she committed during one of these episodes. I'm not saying that's in any way a benefit, but I remember reading about someone getting acquitted of murder because it happened during a night terror episode.
 
2012-02-23 01:50:22 AM  

Somacandra: Benefits? What possible benefits would those episodes provide anyone?


I don't know, I glanced at the headline and assumed she liked to be spanked.
 
2012-02-23 01:52:23 AM  

Somacandra: jaylectricity: What's sad is that it would be immoral to take care of her in every way to enjoy the benefits of what she does during those episodes.

[i.imgur.com image 510x385]

Benefits? What possible benefits would those episodes provide anyone?


Amongst other things Kleine-Levin Syndrome can cause hypersexual behavior during the event, including promiscuity, excessive masturbation, inappropriate sexual advances, and other atypical sexual behavior. Once the KLS event is over, she would have no memory of it, so it would be easy to take advantage of her.
 
2012-02-23 02:04:27 AM  
Not hot.
 
2012-02-23 02:10:05 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Somacandra: jaylectricity: What's sad is that it would be immoral to take care of her in every way to enjoy the benefits of what she does during those episodes.

[i.imgur.com image 510x385]

Benefits? What possible benefits would those episodes provide anyone?

Amongst other things Kleine-Levin Syndrome can cause hypersexual behavior during the event, including promiscuity, excessive masturbation, inappropriate sexual advances, and other atypical sexual behavior. Once the KLS event is over, she would have no memory of it, so it would be easy to take advantage of her.


You would have to be the most inhuman creature on Earth to take advantage of her. Not even worthy of a bullet to send you to the next world after your sin is found out.
 
2012-02-23 02:13:52 AM  

182: TommyymmoT: OK now honey, open up the hanger like a big girl, here comes the airplane!
W-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-FUMP!
Good girl!

lol....i see you've had practice.


Getting them into the high chair is half the battle.
 
2012-02-23 02:16:07 AM  

Coelacanth: Bathia_Mapes: Somacandra: jaylectricity: What's sad is that it would be immoral to take care of her in every way to enjoy the benefits of what she does during those episodes.

[i.imgur.com image 510x385]

Benefits? What possible benefits would those episodes provide anyone?

Amongst other things Kleine-Levin Syndrome can cause hypersexual behavior during the event, including promiscuity, excessive masturbation, inappropriate sexual advances, and other atypical sexual behavior. Once the KLS event is over, she would have no memory of it, so it would be easy to take advantage of her.

You would have to be the most inhuman creature on Earth to take advantage of her. Not even worthy of a bullet to send you to the next world after your sin is found out.


Very true, but both of us know such sociopathic scum live amongst us.
 
2012-02-23 02:27:05 AM  


Amongst other things fark can cause hypersexual behavior during the event, including promiscuity, excessive masturbation, inappropriate sexual advances, and other atypical sexual behavior.


*cough cough*

bie?
eip
 
2012-02-23 02:29:04 AM  
It's a Sun story...I call bullcrap
 
2012-02-23 02:30:16 AM  
I'm so thankful I don't have any serious mental disorders. That's gotta be hell on everyone in your life.
 
2012-02-23 02:30:48 AM  
Goddamn, that is a horrific disease. All the horrors of Alzheimers, except it happens again and again.
 
2012-02-23 02:32:52 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Coelacanth: Bathia_Mapes: Somacandra: jaylectricity: What's sad is that it would be immoral to take care of her in every way to enjoy the benefits of what she does during those episodes.

[i.imgur.com image 510x385]

Benefits? What possible benefits would those episodes provide anyone?

Amongst other things Kleine-Levin Syndrome can cause hypersexual behavior during the event, including promiscuity, excessive masturbation, inappropriate sexual advances, and other atypical sexual behavior. Once the KLS event is over, she would have no memory of it, so it would be easy to take advantage of her.

You would have to be the most inhuman creature on Earth to take advantage of her. Not even worthy of a bullet to send you to the next world after your sin is found out.

Very true, but both of us know such sociopathic scum live amongst us.


Well, I was thinking of taking advantage of her condition a different way.

A girlfriend that sleeps 22hrs a day.... think of all the Skyrim I could do.

Does that make me a sociopathic scum?
 
2012-02-23 02:33:06 AM  
Sounds like one of my exes.

Sadly that is not a joke.
 
2012-02-23 02:33:59 AM  
Is this from all those generations of in-breeding over in the U.K.? Honest question. I know that I have seen dozens of really strange health issues and usually they are in the United Kingdom.

/I'm my own grandpa
 
2012-02-23 02:35:33 AM  
My god, that would be awful. If I ever get like that, put me on the piano.
 
2012-02-23 02:35:38 AM  

dudemanbro: Not hot.


Prude.

FTA:"I'll be focussing on a career I can manage from home with flexible hours."

So, porn?

Oh come on, like I was the only one thinking that.......
 
2012-02-23 02:36:00 AM  
Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie.
 
2012-02-23 02:36:59 AM  
Alright, now they're just making this shiat up.
 
2012-02-23 02:37:10 AM  

MurphyMurphy:

A girlfriend that sleeps 22hrs a day.... think of all the Skyrim I could do.



Just a little advice - make sure she showers before you do your skyrimming. Otherwise it tastes really nasty.
 
2012-02-23 02:37:14 AM  
What does Zorak think of this?

Link (new window)
 
2012-02-23 02:38:59 AM  

steamingpile: dudemanbro: Not hot.

Prude.

FTA:"I'll be focussing on a career I can manage from home with flexible hours."

So, porn?

Oh come on, like I was the only one thinking that.......


She's not hot, and I can guarantee you I'm not a prude.
 
2012-02-23 02:39:10 AM  
Ok I guess it's legit, there's a video of from a documentary showing disorder.

The human brain is fascinating.
 
2012-02-23 02:40:04 AM  

Also...

img.thesun.co.uk
Healthy hobbies ... Alanna loses weight from her binges through paddle-boarding and tennis


Stay classy, The Sun.
 
2012-02-23 02:42:49 AM  
Husband:"Honey, I think we need to see a marriage counselor... I mean, when we're making love you just... lie there."
Wife: "I want apple juice! APPLE JUICE!"
 
2012-02-23 02:45:56 AM  

here to help: Also...

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x572]
Healthy hobbies ... Alanna loses weight from her binges through paddle-boarding and tennis

Stay classy, The Sun.


She looks damn classy to me there bub.
 
2012-02-23 02:47:37 AM  
so she acts likes most 18-40 year old women who don't get what the want?
 
2012-02-23 02:47:49 AM  
Hmm... Lets look this up in Wiki

Kleine-Levin Syndrome or KLS (also known as Sleeping Beauty Syndrome)

Okay...

In males, instances of uninhibited hypersexuality during episodes have also been reported. In females, instances of depression have been reported.

Damn, couldn't it be the other way around!

Most cases of Kleine-Levin syndrome are seen in teenage boys.

Double damn!

Why can't random phases of nymphomania hit hot chicks? Apart from the crazed sexy red-heads.
 
2012-02-23 02:48:20 AM  

He Who Shall Not Be Named: Is this from all those generations of in-breeding over in the U.K.? Honest question. I know that I have seen dozens of really strange health issues and usually they are in the United Kingdom.

/I'm my own grandpa


No, not really.
 
2012-02-23 02:48:37 AM  
An apparently normal woman who suddenly begins to act like a spoilt toddler for no apparent reason? Good god its my ex-wife!

/wish she had been half that hot.
 
2012-02-23 02:50:27 AM  
For those of you saying this isn't legit, here's an article from BBC (new window) about another young woman with KLS.
 
2012-02-23 02:50:52 AM  
sometimes nature and science are too fragile.
 
2012-02-23 02:51:02 AM  
img.thesun.co.uknewsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-02-23 02:51:59 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: here to help: Also...

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x572]
Healthy hobbies ... Alanna loses weight from her binges through paddle-boarding and tennis

Stay classy, The Sun.

She looks damn classy to me there bub.


You mean "heeealllthyyy".

*wink wink nudge nudge*
 
2012-02-23 02:52:42 AM  

dontbreakthebend: My god, that would be awful. If I ever get like that, put me on the piano.


What? She doesn't even remember the incidents. You'd kill yourself over something like this?
 
2012-02-23 02:54:28 AM  
That is goddamn terrifying.
 
2012-02-23 02:55:02 AM  
I'd hit it.

During her "toddler" episodes, does she crawl around? It would be handy if she was already in the right position.
 
2012-02-23 02:58:34 AM  
i43.tinypic.com
 
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